When you're in your room jerking off, how are you supposed to wash your hands? You’re forced to leave the room, which is a huge hassle. So I just go about my day and touch my stuff with my dirty hands, like my work laptop and my Rubik’s Cube and so on. On one occasion, a girl wanted to try out my Rubik's Cube - which I hadn't washed - and I just handed it to her. This was lowkey tough because it felt like she was indirectly touching my dick.

I stole from a grocery store and i was trying to climb a fence, when these white aryan foids were questioning what i was doing. they help me jump it for some reason also its not fake

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is futa a valid special interest?

How do I a fat chud get a furfag girlfriend?

Imagine tossing fries and water in a blender,
Mixing it down to a thick, mushy render.
Then take that paste, spread it all over your penis,
And use it to pleasure yourself till you're finished.

I don't know what to do. I’m 22. I don’t have any friends, and I have never had a girlfriend. I don’t even have a basic education; I can’t do math or grammar. I have to use a secondary program to fix my grammatical errors as I type this. I wasted my childhood and teens being glued and addicted to games and social media. The worst thing is that I didn’t even like it. Sure, it was stimulating, but I always had a pit in my stomach.

I’m not angry; I’m just sad. I wish the internet never existed, and I could have had a normal life growing up, playing with other kids outside instead of being stuck in a dark room all by myself.

I totally get the tranime obsession with isekai; I would sell my soul if it meant I could get to experience the life I never had. I feel like I have never lived.

Is there something wrong with me? i feel no sexual urges even doe im 18 it only happens once a month and thats before my period but even that isnt really strong i try to look at porn but it does nothing to me

i was about to have a wet dream but the girl told me to wait 15 minutes cuz she was busy then i woke up

i hate women, thats it for this poopy board

if the jews don't stop DDOS'ing and ruining my internet every 30 seconds im going to do something DRASTIC