which character/s do you relate to the most nusois

no means yes
yes means anal

>just be a monkey
broootal

mfw seeing foids on my truecel board

After about 2 weeks of not fapping my libido always spikes up. Im at this point now and i dont even want to goon my mind is always thinking about sex i really want to have sex with a woman
What should i do about my sexual frustration?

All I need is one more dose increase and I’ll be normal. Just some more meds. All I need is one more pill. Just need some more pep in my step that’s all. All I need is just some more meds. Some more meds and I’ll be able to be normal. Just need some more. Just need some more pep in my step.

I lost the key to my clitty cage. WTF do I do now?

I just woke up and I DEFINITELY need to quit the internet for a while. No, this is not bait, I wish it was.
Mods don't ban me this is fiction
Just to be clear, I'll probably double post this on /soy/, so don't get weirded out when you see it.
>Find fetish art on the 'affinity of some smug grey, fat cat furry standing behind a green school writing board.
>In the picture she, quite smugly, says something like
<Ok, write down "1100Ball00nB0yL0ver"!
>Much to the horror of some other character I forgot how looked
>Look that person up
>Find a wiki article, which I skim over due to length. It had extremely weird shit like what that dude called boy and girl balloons (Bim/Banjo and Gim/Ganjo if I recall correctly if you're curious) as well as pictures of balloons he owned on a plain white background. Picrel 2 is similar, except the balloon actually resembled a victorian child painting and his favorite balloon faced the side.
>Suddenly, my dream cuts to a latinx chick talking about the subject. You know those girl essay youtubers with milquetoast takes? Yeah imagine someone like that. She wasn't thin either btw, as a proud meximutt should be.
>She goes in detail about this person, and shows videos of him sitting in a dark room.
>He wore a mask, quite like picrel 3. It looked like his skin and with some angles he did he looked like a FNAF animatronic.
>She mentions how he talked about his fetish on some snca forum under the name "428"
>Turns out, the website generates numbers like this for new users, and 1100Ball00nB0yL0ver passed away soon after, so he never got to change it.
That's about where it ends. I literally woke up and said "What the fuck was that?", and I ended up writing this. does anyone have dreams this fucking weird? This is probably my very first.
Since this is the advice board, what the hell can I even do here? I'm stuck and confused.

>high school is soyjak.party
>the principal is quote
>the teachers are the mods
>substitute teachers are jannies and the other staff are approvers/mediators
>the school bus is /qa/
>the classroom is /soy/
>the cafeteria is the booru
>the playground is the IRC
>homework is the wiki
>detention is the shiwi
>getting suspended is getting banned