HOLY FUCKING SHIT I JUST REALIZED JARED LOUGHNER AND GIGGLY GOONCLOWN WENT TO THE SAME COLLEGE

Hello. I have been fighting a group of spirits for a while and cannot banish them. I have been slowly killing them with servitors but I have hit a brick wall. I want to ask how I can learn combat magic to kill them. Is there any construct I can make with energy work that's stronger than a servitor? Is there any energy i can draw from besides my own that isnt connected to any gods or entities? Thank you

How do i lucid dream

these math niggers are fucking saying shit like this and they are fucking retaded YES YOU CAN DIVIDE BY ZERO if you take like one lets say 1 the number 1 and divide it by 1 like this: 1 / 1 it will be one okay lets go lower then now, if you divide 1 by let's say .5 it'll equal two because 1 / .5 = 2 becuase it just does ok ask the calc ok lets keep going 1 / .25reducing the divider that equals 4, 1 / .1 = 10, 1 / .01 = 100 ; 1 / .001 = 1000 SEE IT GOES UPand as the number gets smaller the divided nigger gets bigger so at 1 / .00000001 the answer is something big really big like 1000000000 or so and as the number gets smaller and approchaes zero (0) it gets bigger so if you divide by zero 1 / 0 = infinitty right? THEN WHY DOES IT EQUAL UNDEFINED? BECAUSE THEY ARE FUCKING NMIGGERS NIGGERS THEY CANT DO FUCKING COMMON SENSE!!!! ok look, look so you do the sanem thing but with negaive numbers, 1/ -1, 1/ -.5… etc it's then negative so it aproaches negative infinity, ok so it diverges 1/0 can either be positive or negative infinity but it cant be both so wtf? WELL IF YOU ADD A FUCKING NEGATIVE ZERO -0 THEN THE PROBLEM IS GONE. HOW COME YOU CNA JUST IMAGINE NUMBERS like """i""" AND SAY HMM YES YES WE DO REAL MATH WITH THIS GARBAGE BUT YOU CANT JUST MAKE A NEGATIVE ZERO NUMBER WHEN IT ACTUALLY WOULD MAKE SENSE? NIGGER. YOU IF YOU CAN USE IMAGINARY NUMMBERS BECAUSE YOUR MATH DOESNT AADD UP AND CALL IT REAL MATH THEN YOU CAN KILL YOURSLEF NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER

Please help me. They’re torturing me. I’m literally being raped. I live in Texas. It’s Hollywood’s fault.

why woudldn't this work?

the phones are definitely listening for targeted ads
mom, grandmom, and man on tv all agree

Welcome to the Semen Retention General!
TGD Edition

>What is Semen Retention?
Semen retention is the practice of completely abstaining from masturbation and ejaculation, often with the intention of preserving and redirecting vital and sexual energy to oneself.

>Why do it?
Reported benefits include: increased vitality, mental clarity, reduced stress, increased motivation, increased energy, improved focus, healthier hair/skin/eyes, deeper meditation, improved AP/Lucid Dreams, deeper voice, improved mood, greatly improved testosterone, improved physical strength and many more.

>Wet Dreams?
They happen because you had a sexual dream and you coomed. Learn to be conscious on your dreams and stop the succubus.

>What causes wet dreams?
The causes are many: Illnesses, telepathic bad actors fucking with your dreams, excess energy build up, watching too much sexually-inducing stuff, lusting during the day, lack of an adequate transmutation activity, eating too late at night, excess nutrients overall, stimulants like maca, ginseng, ginger, excess protein, excess carbs, tight clothes (pajamas) for bedtime, bad sleeping posture (this varies, find the one that suits you best), going to bed with full bladder, exposure to hormonal disruptors via food (pesticides…) or body care products (soap, deodorant etc)…

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THEY BE FUGGEN WATCHING ME N SHIEETT MANN

>be me
>12 yo slavnigger with poor eyesight
>my parents have brown friend from kyrgyzstan
>go to kyrgyzstan summer of 2013
>i think it was late august because i remember being scared of going back to school soon due to bullying
>brown friend lives in some shithole village that looks like the location of an ISIS decapitation video
>his house is behind a hill, separated from the rest of the village
>no computer
>brown friend has a son, id say around 13, slightly older than me
>first day goes okay except for shitty dinner subhuman food
>wake up second day
>cant remember what we had for breakfast
>we go behind the house and get to the top of another hill while talking about some shitty TV show
>see weird bird
>grab dads camera from backpack to take a picture
>friend gasps and starts faintly crying
>i ask whats wrong
>his eyes are like balloons, like cat eyes, and he does not move them and doesent blink but points at a more distant hill i hadnt noticed, located to our right
>there are two caves in the hill
>mfw one cave is moving
>point my camera at it
>take a picture
>dont even have time to look at it because the other kid jumps back
>runs insanely fast without saying anything in the direction of the house
>i get scared and start running behind him
>almost trip and fall on a dick shaped rock
>get back to the house safely
>get in and close the door
>parents are having a normal conversation in the kitchen with brown friend
>other kid sits down in the entry hallway and says nothing
>i check the camera and i see something vaguely resembling a humanoid with goat horns on the left of an actual cave entrance
>get scared and back away from the door into kitchen
>show picture to dad
>mfw he deletes it and keeps talking normally, doesent even look at me
>we leave the next day with no explanation even though we planned to stay 2 days more
>dad gets mad every time i bring up the picture or the trip
>12 years later
>scroll twitter
>see funny video that gives me a deja vou feeling for some reason
>save it
>realize something while in bed
>reopen the video the next day
>mfw its the exact fucking goat thing with the exact fucking cave just with a slightly more deserted hillside from that trip and that picture
>video related