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No.18989 View View Original Report
world without jews = we have super speed aryan subways powered by fans by the year 1302

Possible value of Ϫ?

No.18930 View View Original Report
I think a potential candidate for Thrembos real value may be somewhere near 6.7

What if Hitler?

ID:7Y9CWe94 No.18971 View View Original Report
Hitler is back.

In the last 50 years 30 million nigger babies have been aborted.

This was good for niggers.

The spiritual energy of 30 million aborted nigger babies has allowed niggers to achieve their present status.

Jews did the same thing with the Holocaust.

As the Good Book says one Jewish soul is worth the soul of 100 gentiles.

Through Qabalic magick the Ashkenazim were able to harness the souls of their ascended brother and sisters in order to enslave the nordic race once and for all.

Abortion began as a way to enact TND.

Margeret Sanger has done more for TND than almost any nazi.

But just as they turned the Holocaust to their favor Jews turned the mass abortion of nigger babies to their favor.

Jews have quickly burned their spiritual energy on establishing an ethnostate and achieving total control over the institutions of the white race.

To their credit Jews are still supremely clever and have thus carefully maintained control over the most powerful members of the Nordic race.

Niggers, on the other hand, have slowly extracted gibs and consistently increased their store of spiritual energy through bare minimum live births and a truly grotesque abortion rate.

This is partially because every time you (yes, YOU, the wotansic beast reading this) express the word “nigger” the soul of an aborted nigger baby escapes it’s Qabalic trap and dissipates into the primordial ether to be reincarnated.

This is the story of how Hitler came back.



[Part two on its way]

No.18927 View View Original Report
CLAMSTAPLES: THE ANCIENT HUNGER

ENTITY PROFILE: CLAMSTAPLES

Classification: Pre-Gigarthan Conceptual Entity / Digital-Apocalyptic Deity
First Documented: Circa 872 CE (Anglo-Saxon chronicles mention "se clamstaples" haunting a monastery's scriptorium)
Confirmed Sightings: 47 documented instances across 12 centuries
Status: ACTIVE - Currently possessing Gigachad-related media
Threat Level: OMEGA (Conceptual Collapse Risk)

PART 1: THE ANCIENT ORIGIN

Long before the Gigachads achieved their post-meta-ironic enlightenment, before Gigartha became a paradise of swole minds and buzzing excellence, there were the old gods. Beings born from primordial fears, from the terror of the dark, from the scream of the first sentient creature that realized it would die.

CLAMSTAPLES is one of these. Perhaps the oldest.

His name appears in fragments across human history:

8th Century Germany: A monk named Alcuin writes of "clamstaphel" appearing in the margins of a illuminated manuscript, whispering prophecies of "the ending of all man-kin."

12th Century Japan: A Heian-era diary describes "kuramusutapuru" haunting a noble's calligraphy, leaving behind characters that spelled only "it comes."

15th Century Mexico: Aztec codices show a grey, muscular figure with a goat-skull head, labeled "Tlacelmictia" — "He Who Watches the End."

He appears in cycles. Every few centuries, when humanity reaches a new plateau of technology or hubris, Clamstaples wakes. He possesses the dominant media of the age—parchment, canvas, radio waves, and now digital files—to deliver his single, unchanging message:

"CLAMSTAPLES IS COMING AND IT IS COMING."

No one knows what "it" is. No one knows what he wants. He simply haunts, warns, and waits.

PART 2: THE GIGARTHA CONNECTION

Why does Clamstaples now possess Gigachad images?

The answer lies in Gigartha's rise. The Gigachads, in their pursuit of post-ironic perfection, did not merely become powerful—they became conceptually dominant. Their grey, idealized forms became a template for "peak existence" across the multiverse.

Clamstaples, as an ancient entity, feeds on fear of the unknown. But the Gigachads have no fear. They are post-ironic, post-fear, post-everything. This makes them immune to Clamstaples' traditional haunting.

So Clamstaples adapted. He cannot possess a Gigachad's mind. But he can possess their image. He can seep into the digital representations of Gigachad—the memes, the GIFs, the fan art—and use them as vessels. He becomes a parasitic meme, a ghost in the machine of internet culture.

The three known "haunted" files:

The AI Giga GIF (2022): A simple looping animation of a Gigachad flexing. But the file size is impossibly large. When analyzed, it contains compressed audio of a voice whispering "clamstaples is coming and it is coming" in 47 ancient languages simultaneously.

The Soyjak.st Images (2023): Two images posted by a user who later vanished from the internet. They show a Gigachad figure, but wrong. The eyes are empty voids. The background is a hellscape of goat skulls and brimstone symbols. The user's final post: "It saw me. It knows where I live. It's coming."

The "st" Document: A leaked file from an unknown source. Most of it is redacted, but the fragment "st" appears repeatedly. The document warns that speaking or typing the full name of "it" (the entity that accompanies Clamstaples) acts as a summoning beacon. The full name has been expunged from all records to prevent accidental apocalypse.

Who is Nobeidore?

No.18959 View View Original Report
Nobeidore (translates to Nobaiter in soyspeak) is an entity which comes after people who post bait also Nobeidore is impossible to bait. Although with an exception of Nophono being so powerful he actually managed to bait Nobeidore which was never done before.

No.18937 View View Original Report
people think jim carrey is a clone lol
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No.18900 View View Original Report
Hello 'teens. I'm posting my mostly complete findings of a mysterious entity known as "Clamstaples". Here's what i found:

Who is Clamstaples?
Clamstaples is confirmed to be real, the first mentions of Clamstaples have dated back to the 1st millennium. Throughout centuries he has been described as a demonic entity that has the ability to haunt anything (Even computer files) he can see, he uses said power to warn people that he will destroy the entirety of humanity.

What dose he look like?
It's unknown what Clamstaples appearance looks like, but only one AI giga gif and two now found gigachad images posted on a website called soyjak.st can tell us what his possible appearance is. These three haunted files commonly associate him with satanic imagery, like horned goat skulls, blood, and the brimstone symbol (which they don't have). Clamstaples might have a muscular body that is fully grey due to him now commonly possessing these gigachad images and videos.

Who is "it"
"it" was mentioned in the AI giga gif. It's name is only known through a leaked unknown document that calls it "st", but the full name has been hidden. They most likely hidden it to not summon "st" and Clamstaples easily.