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/SRG/ - Semen Retention General

No.7200 View View Original Report
Welcome to the Semen Retention General!
TGD Edition

>What is Semen Retention?

Semen retention is the practice of completely abstaining from masturbation and ejaculation, often with the intention of preserving and redirecting vital and sexual energy to oneself.

>Why do it?

Reported benefits include: increased vitality, mental clarity, reduced stress, increased motivation, increased energy, improved focus, healthier hair/skin/eyes, deeper meditation, improved AP/Lucid Dreams, deeper voice, improved mood, greatly improved testosterone, improved physical strength and many more.

>Wet Dreams?

They happen because you had a sexual dream and you coomed. Learn to be conscious on your dreams and stop the succubus.

>What causes wet dreams?

The causes are many: Illnesses, telepathic bad actors fucking with your dreams, excess energy build up, watching too much sexually-inducing stuff, lusting during the day, lack of an adequate transmutation activity, eating too late at night, excess nutrients overall, stimulants like maca, ginseng, ginger, excess protein, excess carbs, tight clothes (pajamas) for bedtime, bad sleeping posture (this varies, find the one that suits you best), going to bed with full bladder, exposure to hormonal disruptors via food (pesticides…) or body care products (soap, deodorant etc)…

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Doctor magiced my friend into making herself into being deaf

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Fuck doctors tbh.

My disabled friend (im disabled too) is being a fucking retard.
She was the toastmaster and turned toastmasters into a big blogpost and said that today a doctor told her that she was partly deaf after a surgery she had, but that she ONLY noticed she was part deaf AFTER he told her.
And then after she went back to sit down someone gave a speech, after the speech she went back on the lectern and cried saying she could hear almost nothing during that speech all of a sudden.
After someone I did a speech she went up crying and frantickly pannicking saying that she couldn't hear ANYTHING from my speech (im pretty loud).
It was clear that she was psychogenically magicing herself into believing she cant hear during speeches, she could hear everything else eventho we spoke to her further away.
She has some medical and mental issues so she thinks she can't learn any new skills so she cried about not being able to learn sign language when literal low functioning downsyndrome people know sign language!
She was acting really self pittying saying stuff like "i just carry on anyway!" and making those self pitying gestures.

How do i convince her that her doctor is fucking lying and making her sick with magic?

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Mateusz :)

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Meds the colors on this apeson are inverted

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stop

No.19444 View View Original Report
This thread was made by a bot as it has the exact same reppeys as it had the last time it was posted word for word a few weeks ago. The sharty is brimming with repost bots now.

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Ugly ass piece of shit I found in the trash

this place is so dead

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where are the schizo that are like talking about the reddit FBI making them bleed every time they jerk off