I found this discussion on the wiki, which was posted not long before the handover from Quote to Salt.
Does anyone have these or are they lost media?

CIA keeps mailing feces to my house. Most annoying crap (no pun intended) ever. I mean, stuff they were doing before was fine, but HUMAN FECES? Yeah, unfortunately, someone over there is literally taking a dump and mailing it to my house. It's like, REALLY old too which makes it so much like ew. Sometimes, they like to switch it up and make it new. I mean, it's unbelievable. How do I know it's the CIA? Well, there's a CIA sticker on the package/envelope. Yeah, sometimes they cheap out and mail me some poop crust instead, or like poopy pubes. Yikes. Anyway, hope this didn't gross you out too much. I'm assuming they're gonna start mailing me some other fecal related things, so watch out. I don't know what to do honestly. You can't ever win against them, I started giving up on my beliefs. Living a life of solitary confinement I guess. Can't really go outside, can't do much anymore. I don't know why I'm still alive, honestly, but there's something telling me to stay alive. I mean, literally everything is telling me not to, but there's this desire to see these pigs crumble and society becoming free once and for all. Killing JFK was already too far. Stupid pigs.

How do i alchemize sexual energy into sanctification and divinification

>be me
>post about group
>get send message
>bbc lover enters
>larp
Later after i kek at xim says
>wait 3 hours enjoy that time
Xe threaten to fed me but has >opsec level:whats opsec. i kek at him again

We need start making 'jaks about creepypastas, particularly 'jaks about Abandoned By Disney (the one that inspired, alongside Five Nights at Freddy's, the Five Nights at Treasure Island vidya) won't be bad at being pioneer of that

ITT i document interesting and unusual small sharty happenings.

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>OPEN DOOR
<door opens
>AH AH AH AH A H