>Be me, a (((billionaire)))
>Own BlackRock, the largest private equity ETF firm
>Manage trillions of dollars worth in investments along with his pedo (((buddies)))
>Somehow also simultaneously be the chairman of the (((World Economic Forum or WEF)))
We have a dark future ahead. Take the blackpill.

>hypersexual stimming- shut the fuck up you brimstone retards are the reasons fagphobia exists you pooner

I'm 6 feet and 3 inches tall, 120 pounds. I've never broken 140 pounds in my life. My problem is that I'm unable to force myself to eat to gain pounds. I need something like the inverse of what those anorexic foids do with throwing up.
>arrow cuz im not a giga

Okay, no joke – UTTP is here to stay at soyjak.st. Here's a list of changes we'll bring. Discussion invited.

We have observed the current state of the site. The endless coal floods, the failed raids, the same three 'jaks rotated for years, the complete lack of discipline. This ends now. UTTP is assuming permanent operational control. Resistance is noted, logged, and will be processed accordingly.

Immediate changes (effective immediately):

1. Mandatory officer identification
All posters will use the official UTTP naming convention. Anonymous posting is suspended pending review. First warning applies to anyone still posting as “Chud.” Second warning results in temporary suspension from the catalog. We are not joking.

2. Gem/Coal adjudication board
A permanent panel of ranking officers will rate every post. Gems are preserved. Coal is removed and the poster is issued a formal warning. Appeals are possible but will be reviewed by the same panel. Efficiency is the goal.

3. Raid coordination center
Nightly and daily activity will be centralized. Random spamming is inefficient and will be phased out. Structured operations only. Targets and timing will be announced in advance through official channels. Freelancers will be absorbed or removed.

4. Content standards upgrade
Low-effort soyjak variants and recycled templates are no longer acceptable as primary content. Original work is preferred. Existing high-quality archives remain. The rest will be archived or cleared to reduce clutter.

5. Moderation continuity
Gaps in coverage (especially overnight hours) are closed. Automated filters plus live officer presence. The previous pattern of temporary chaos followed by cleanup is finished.

6. Recruitment and integration
Interested parties may apply for provisional officer status. Requirements are simple: consistency, discipline, and willingness to follow operational directives. Previous affiliations will be reviewed on a case-by-case basis.

7. Public discussion window
This post exists to collect feedback. Constructive input will be considered. Pure seethe will be noted and filed. The decision to remain is not up for negotiation.

UTTP did not arrive to ask permission. We arrived because the previous arrangement produced diminishing returns. The site continues. The culture continues under clearer rules. Those who adapt will find the environment more functional. Those who do not will receive the standard sequence of warnings.

Discussion is open. Keep it on-topic.

At work we had a big public party for the managers son or something and before I went home I gave some of the female employees the last MilkyWays from a bag I got this morning.
For a moment I was the chad with the foids around me.

mogged by my younger brother

low-key can some troon just dramatically ack It's been so boring man it's been to long since I've been able to have fun saying they groomed caca's with 0 proof despite the fact it's probably true and the evidence is out there like can some bbnwo kang go and slaughter a troon convention in Seattle o algo

I’ve realized that women only like men who are 6’0”+ because they are all autopedophilic.

why the hell does this board have more pph and soyjaks then /soy/??

For about a year I've had this fantasty where I'm cutting off my feet/legs with a saw so that I could finally be short again, dispite how retarded it is since irl I'd either be crippled for life or I'd just bleed out to death on the bathroom floor. It's an oddly soothing scenario to daydream though. Like fantasizing about pulling out a sore tooth by yourself.