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20-year-old arrested after throwing molotov cocktail at Sam Altman's San Francisco home, OpenAI says

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https://abc7news.com/amp/post/suspect-arrested-throwing-molotov-cocktail-sam-altmans-san-francisco-home-openai-says/18866476/

SAN FRANCISCO (KGO) – A 20-year-old suspect has been arrested after throwing a Molotov cocktail at OpenAI CEO Sam Altman's San Francisco home, the company says.

According to a statement from an OpenAI spokesperson, the suspect also made threats at the company's headquarters. No one was injured in the incident.

The house is in the Russian Hill neighborhood of San Francisco, just below the famous crooked section of Lombard Street.

The incident unfolded around 4 a.m. Friday when someone "threw an incendiary destructive device" at the house, which sparked a fire on an exterior gate, San Francisco police said.

The suspect fled on foot, but police said his description was dispatched to officers.

Around 5 a.m., officers responded to OpenAI's headquarters where a man was allegedly threatening to burn down a building, and they "recognized the male to be the same suspect from the earlier incident," police said.

Police say charges are pending for the suspect.

The company said the situation is under control and there is no immediate threat to its offices.

"We deeply appreciate how quickly SFPD responded and the support from the city in helping keep our employees safe," OpenAI said in a statement. "The individual is in custody, and we're assisting law enforcement with their investigation."

The FBI said in a statement that they are aware of the incident and are working with SFPD to "determine if any violations of federal law were committed."
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The gigapenguins is declared an endangered species

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The IUCN has declared the gigapeguin from near threatened, to endangered and are now at risk of extinction. This is because of (((climate change)) causing the break-up of sea ice in Antarctica. It's projected that if this continues, the gigapeguin will lose halve of it's population by the 20Ϫ0s.

https://iucn.org/press-release/202604/emperor-penguin-and-antarctic-fur-seal-now-endangered-due-climate-change-iucn

Harry Dresden (live action chudjak) thread

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The IUCN has moved the Gigafly's conservation status to critically endangered (CR)

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Due to extensive poaching and abuse of Gigaflies in the wild by Gigaphobes, the Gigafly population has dropped dramatically worldwide. The natural habitat of the Gigaflies has been mostly destroyed, and attempts to preserve them have been blocked by Gigaphobe groups worldwide. At this rate, the Gigafly is projected to go extinct by 202Ϫ. The loss of the natural symbiont of the Gigachad will also mean many Gigas worldwide are projected to become flyless as a result.

Conservation resources:
https://www.nature.org/en-us/membership-and-giving/donate-to-our-mission/
https://protect.worldwildlife.org/page/92201/donate/1?ea.tracking.id=EN_Closed
https://www.weforum.org/join-us/individuals/

Viktor Orban loses reelection

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wordswordswords snca snca wordswordswordswords im a lazy fuck here's a link

https://www.politico.eu/article/hungary-election-results-peter-magyar-viktor-orban/

Triple T has been added to the ‘nite

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https://www.fortnite.com/item-shop

Also the shitalian foid but nophono cares about her
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Chimpanzee civil war in Uganda

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Massive chimpanzee group in Uganda has reportedly split into rival factions & descended into a deadly “civil war”

https://www.nbcnews.com/science/science-news/chimpanzee-study-infighting-violent-attacks-rcna267179
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World’s oldest known tortoise still alive

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https://edition.cnn.com/2026/04/03/world/oldest-tortoise-alive-despite-rumor-intl-hnk

World’s oldest known tortoise still very much alive and (slowly) kicking despite rumor to the contrary

LondonAP — Reports on April Fools’ Day of the death of the world’s oldest living land animal — a 193-year-old tortoise called Jonathan — were greatly exaggerated.
Jonathan is still kicking — albeit slowly — on the island of St. Helena.

“It was a hoax,” Anne Dillon, head of communications on the island, told The Associated Press on Thursday. “I can just assure you that he is very much alive.”

News of the Seychelles giant tortoise’s demise spread rapidly on social media on Wednesday.

An account on X, falsely claiming to be by Joe Hollins, a veterinarian who had worked with the reptile on the island in the south Atlantic Ocean between Africa and Brazil, said he was heartbroken to announce the death of the “gentle giant” that “outlived empires, wars, and generations of humans.”

The post quickly accumulated nearly 2 million views through Thursday, mostly an outpouring of condolences.

But Hollins later said on Facebook that he didn’t even have an X account and something more sinister was afoot.

“There is a hoax — not even an April Fool — going around,” Hollins wrote. “The hoaxer is asking for crypto donations. It’s a con.”

Guinness World Records lists Jonathan as the oldest living land animal and the oldest tortoise ever. He was believed to be about 50 years old when he was brought to St. Helena in 1882.

The St. Helena government sent a photo of Jonathan taken Thursday of him roaming the grounds of the governor’s residence on the island best known as the place Napoleon Bonaparte was exiled following his defeat by the British at Waterloo in 1815. It was the place where the former emperor of France died in 1821, about a decade before Jonathan is believed to have taken the first steps in what would become a very long life.