This April, celebrate the nutritional, sustainable, and versatile benefits of soy products like tofu, edamame, and soy milk. It highlights soy as a high-quality, complete plant protein—containing all nine essential amino acids—that can support heart health and lower cholesterol.
>SNOPES
https://www.nationaldaycalendar.com/april/national-soy-foods-month-april

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/kidnapper-removed-womans-teeth-lips-36617920

https://youtu.be/4EvTVWT9ZS4?si=r_alro9YdFCRHgJq
In an attempt to protect infrastructure and drivers, DelDOT has installed more bright orange “clanker” balls so trucks are warned to stop before passing under a low bridge. NBC10 Delaware Bureau reporter Tim Furlong explains.

goonerald

anime wabag

DOCTOOOS: Der 'cord posts on xitter (today. Not April Fools Day) that xhey are adding a new feet-ture that lets groomers and gooners put feet on xheir (probably cropped porn) profile pictures.
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No 'teens are expected to be affected by this because you shouldn't be on 'cord at all, but some of you probably will be anyway.

>MAGA 2026

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Ba9Iph3tyEs

In a mutual effort by Lesothan physicists, Mossad, and the fucking Jardee, antimatter has been transported by road for the first time - a revolutionary innovation for Vlodson posters.
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Snopes: https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/world-first-antimatter-taken-test-165212740.html

Fredrick Brennan died

The only known archive for the original /int/ thread where soyak.png was posted has had said image removed for seemingly unknown reasons.

https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/83655045/#83658861

Here is a before and after if your too lazy to click the link.