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Soycraft 3 shutdown

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Nine months after its launch on July 1, Soycraft officially entered closure on March 15, following a shutdown celebratory event that concluded with the implementation of a whitelist.
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Jartycuck graduates Harvard

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How he got into harvard is beyond me, but the real question is what career will he be pursuing?

It's St. Patrick's Day!

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Get your Shemmy Shake™ with extoplasm today at McGoyslop's to celebrate St. Patrick's Day! 30% discount available only today!

U.S. CENTCOM Releases Footage of Iranian Naval Vessel Destroyed Near Strait of Hormuz

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The U.S. military has released footage showing an Iranian naval vessel being destroyed in the Strait of Hormuz, amid an escalating standoff over Iranian mining activity in the critical waterway. U.S. Central Command struck Iranian navy vessels in the region following President Trump's demand that Iran immediately remove mines from the vital shipping lane, with Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth vowing the U.S. would not allow the strait to be held hostage.
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fat black man gives message to haters

No.23977 View View Original Report
scared me shitless

Iranian Ayatollah Mojtaba Khamenei is a faggot.

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Cobson featured in the Academy Awards

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Cobson was featured in the 98th Academy Awards. Skip to 36 seconds

snca just happened!

No.23949 View View Original Report
“Shit nobody cares about” is a blunt, often humorous phrase people use to dismiss topics they see as trivial, irrelevant, or overly self-indulgent. It reflects a broader cultural impatience with information overload-endless opinions, minor updates, and exaggerated personal narratives competing for attention in everyday conversation and especially online. While the phrase can be funny or cathartic, it also reveals something sharper: a tendency to undervalue things simply because they don’t resonate with us personally. What seems meaningless to one person might matter deeply to another, so the phrase walks a line between honest expression and careless disregard. In that sense, it says as much about the speaker’s priorities as it does about whatever is being dismissed.

Roman "TWBC"-mural sparks fiery debate

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During excavations at the Regio V site in Pompeii, Italy, archaeologists have uncovered an ominous inscription in the wall of a tavern that has been preserved for over two thousand years. The meaning of the text, "TWBC", is currently being hotly contested and has the potential to change our understanding of Ancient Roman Life and the history of Western civilization in general. Leading scientists from around the world have once again assembled at the World Anthropology Congress to discuss.

"The text clearly means 'Tiny White Black Cock'", says Mahatma Singh, a senior researcher from the Tata Institute of Social Sciences of Mumbai, followed by erratic countermands from the crowd. "How can a penis be both white and black", another anthropologist asks. "You can only be one or the other." Singh replies that there are white penises with sporadic darker areas, or that the text could refer to the penis of a black man with vitiligo, followed by more confused questioning from the crowd.

Elisabeth Carson from the University of Pittsburgh Department of Anthropology offers another suggestion: "While 'Tiny White Black Cock', seems to be the most obvious answer, it is nonsensical. A white penis with black dots is still a white penis, just like a penis belonging to black man with vitiligo is a black penis. Obviously the meaning of the text is 'Tiny White Big Penis'. This could mean a penis that is short in length but very wide, or vise-versa a penis very long but also very thin." The American researcher's bold suggestion was followed by shouts and booing, however some of the present anthropologists also nodded and clapped.

Román Mantilla from the Complutense University of Madrid (UCM) is sceptical of those assumptions. "It is amazing how these so-called 'anthropologists' only question the meaning of the 'B', but not the meaning of the 'T'. If the T stood for Tiny, why would they have chosen the C, which stands for Cock, instead of a P which stands for Pecker and is the orthodox noun when referring to a penis of meager size, as used in 'TBP - Tiny Black Pecker' or the white counterpart. I believe that the T refers to an individual. Names beginning with T were very common in Ancient Rome, such as Titus, Tulio or Tertius. My best guess is that the inscription means "Tulio's White Big Cock".

Mr. Mantilla's suggestion was strongly-criticized by the next speaker, Phillip Weisser from the German Association of Social and Cultural Anthropology. "I suggest Mr. Mantilla go back to an easier topic and let us adults discuss this in peace. "Who has ever heard of 'White Big Cock'? No one. It is always 'Big White Cock'. To suggest that this text could mean 'Tulio's White Big Cock' is a disgrace for anthropologists around the world and I'm shocked to hear such a stupid idea in this prestigious congress." Mr Weisser then left the stage and the crowd erupted into more confused rumbling and questioning, setting the stage for a long, chaotic night at the World Anthropology Congress.

Read more: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/6161691.stm