/NOWIPE GENERAL/

Welcome to /nowipe/ edition

-What is no wipe general?
No wipe general is a general for posts and discussion relating to the no wipe lifestyle and those who partake in it. This thread also hopes to bring in and inform those curious about no wipe, and serve to add momentum to the movement, in whatever small way it can. Discussion encouraged by wipers.

-What is no wipe?
For various reasons, be it health, psychological, or spiritual, we refuse to wipe our asses. How far this goes it fiercely debated; do euros who use bidets count as /nowipe/? Or do they go against the spirit of no wipe?

-What is a quick breakdown of some of the benefits?
No wipe helps with hemorrhoids, helps keep the asshole from becoming dry and prevents the health issues that can come with this (less chance for infections, naturally keeps cleaner). The materials in the toilet paper jew itself are also terrible for the health of your asshole, despite how common toilet paper is. The mental and spiritual effects are alot more profound and hard to state in so few words, but some anecdotal testimony from many notes that prayer is more meaningful and life in general has been slightly improved ever since they started to /nowipe/.

-Ewwww you stink please wipe you-
Not an argument

-I'm a degenerate faggot who has to keep my asshole clean so my partner's dick is clean
Sorry, but this general isn't for people like you

WALKING KILLS

I don't want to look like Alicia in the future. I'm gonna start going for runs and working out. Does anyone have any advice?

>100 burpees only burns 50 calories

For me, it's the great Chinese and southeast Asian sport of water buffalo fighting. In Vietnamese the sport is known as chọi trâu which translates to buffalo fighting, and in Chinese it's known as 斗牛 which translates to bull fighting.

Truly great buffalo like Optimus Prime have even been covered by the Wall Street Journal. https://www.wsj.com/articles/SB10000872396390444508504577593062173053248

In this thread I will share some of the most exciting highlights from water buffalo fights. Keep in mind that these are just highlights. Many water buffalo fights are highly technical affairs as the water buffalo push and battle for position.

Another good article about the sport: https://www.sixthtone.com/news/1006372

As one of the biggest American fans of water buffalo fights, I have made all of these webms myself and have spent countless hours browsing strange Chinese streaming websites to find the best water buffalo content. I recently joined the Chinese app WeChat and have been attempting to discuss water buffalo with some of its users.

FAQ:
>Do all the fights end this fast?
No. Most water buffalo fights are characterized by long shoving matches that end when one water buffalo gives up and retreats

>Isn't this mean to the buffalo?
No. Male water buffalo absolutely love fighting. The water buffalo are treated like gods by their owners. It would be incredibly cruel to not to allow the buffalo to battle as nature intended.

>How much does a water buffalo cost? I want to buy one
Good fighting water buffalo often cost hundreds of thousands of Yuan. 100k yuan = about $16,000

>why do they jump on the buffalo?
Jumping on the buffalo after it's KO'd helps revive the buffalo. It works similarly to CPR.

zamn this spicy ass stuff be givin me 2 more reps

I’m gonna hit legs and scroll soyjak party like a FUCKING RETARD at the gym! what do yall like to do in between sets, jerking off isn’t doing it for me anymore. also doing GOMAD recently i might raisin myself at the gym! also i don’t wipe i just let it crust up… im trans btw

My mom tells me I need to get the fuck off of my phone before bed. How do you relax for 2 hours in complete darkness? If I go to the bathroom to take a shower and brush my teeth within the 2 hour window I'm going to need to turn on the light and that light is going to keep me awake.

Do I really need rest days?

Seriously? No /heem/ thread? let me fix that