John D. Rockefeller Sr. needs to deliver a message to the lizards. He sends a Mossad spy. Soyjak runs to work.

How do I change a personality?
I need to fully change a personality, not just alter it.

I genuinely came to the conclusion that this pair of underwear is actually goon-cursed or some shit like that, literally even if I'm days,weeks,months in my non-jerk off streak and I don't have the urge anymore if I wear them I feel like the universe puts all events that make me jerk off in the same day after I wore them, and I jerk off, I think I'll burn them, sometimes when I wear them I get unlucky events too

Um??????!!!! ((Those who know:))

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Does anyone know anyone who might live near whistlers peak in canada? that guy andrew dawson was killed by glowies for recording a giant there, he said locals saw it all the time, Id also like to hear other peoples viewpoints,


Also does anyone have anything not surface level about the miami mall aliens?
witnesses say they heard something like a generator buzzing and their phones wouldnt work, cops were acting very strange i suspect they were mind controlled cause they are always low iq jocks, very susceptible to mind controll, someone on the radio said they heard them say "the gas isnt working" Im sure these beings can manipulate modern tech easily…

Also anyone who has a muffler on their car is a soulless nigger whos gonna burn in hell forever, there are like 50 of these niggers around my house who drive in circles, probably feds should i throw a brick through their windows or slash their tires?

ALIENS ARE REALLLLL

I CAN FEEL THE BUGS BUT I CANT SEE THEM

if you're christian remember that your guardian angel loves you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AJY_7gvXU0

this song is responsible for the upcoming heat death of the universe