What is 'objectively' the best Linux distro? Don't give me the 'oh it depends on what you want the most!' bullshit, tell me exactly, what you think the best is.

How do I bypass the georestrictions on dox.soy?
Even my browser's built-in VPN still gets flagged as my country of origin despite clearing cookies, changing my user-agent and having jshelter mess with any remaining identifiable browser fingerprints, how the fuck do they do that? It's both impressive and scary.

All the desktop environments that I've tried 4 linux are all a bit gay and stupid, so I was thinking of having a setup with like i3 or dwm. Are those any better compared to Desktop Environments?

Does anyone know where to download pirated copys of GC games for dolphin?

What's the cheapest paid LLM that isn't retarded and how should I set it up? I don't care if the CCP knows how I develop opensource software or do college work and that's all I'll use it for. I would do partially local but I only have 8gb of ram so it will probably be next to useless except maybe as a search engine. I was thinking maybe Deepseek + some snca model on Ollama through 9router with Headroom. Thoughts?

so my school provides laptops and ive made it a mission to hack it to have no restrictions
only problem is that an administrator needs to log in to change things
is there anything that can help find the pasword of the admin account
(my entire body is like noodles limping from how tired i am)

Is this good internet? The village computer has just been made to work again.
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guys my vibrating buttplug stopped working i need a big strong nerd to help me fix it

>hello saar this is microsoft support how may i help you saar