Today it was announced that Welsh singer-songwriter Gaynor Sullivan, professionally known as Bonnie Tyler, has suddenly died while being treated for an illness.

Bonnie Tyler was one of the biggest breakout stars of the 1970s and 1980s in the pop and rock music world. Her early hits such as "Lost in France," "More Than a Lover," and "It's a Heartache" reaching No. 4 in the UK and No. 3 in the US Billboard Hot 100 in 1977 and 1978. Her duet with Jim Steinman in 1983's "Total Eclipse of The Heart" was arguably the epitome of her career, with the album selling 13 million copies and becoming No. 1 worldwide. The following year, "Holding Out for a Hero" became an instant classic for the musical drama film Footloose.

In 2023, Tyler was awarded the honour of the MBE (Member of the Order of the British Empire) for her outstanding contributions to music and pop culture in the UK by Prince William on behalf of the wishes of Her Late Majesty Queen Elizabeth II.

This just in, Soot, the founder and first admin of soyjak.party, has just died from a gunshot, shot by Yuri Kuznetsov, a man planning to buy the site. Now that Soot is dead, the future o- wait what do you mean I'm 4 years late? No, look, it says- 2022… How come we're getting this report now, then? Ah, fake tip. Get that a lot from this "Snarky Snappy" guy. This from him? No? What the fuck is KolymaNET? Next story, please. Better be true this time.

Snopes:
Well we found out it was fake so…

The hacker Forrest Chan (better known as 4chan) has recieved a fine of $800,000 from the United Kingdom's communications regulator.
As you would expect from Forrest, he was…very…mature making a response with an AI generated hamster, being quoted as saying:
>You want money, huh? Come get it.

ISLAMABAD, July 8 (Reuters) - Pakistani rescuers found the wreckage of a cargo plane in a deep-sea search operation on Wednesday, 12 hours ‌after it went missing off the coast of Karachi, with efforts underway to find the five crew members who were on board, authorities said.

The wreckage of the K2 Airways Boeing, opens new tab 737 was recovered 53 nautical miles (98 km) south of Ormara port, the Pakistan Airports Authority said.

https://www.reuters.com/world/asia-pacific/pakistani-rescuers-scour-waters-cargo-plane-missing-off-karachi-coast-2026-07-08/

Brown man claiming to be "one shotted" by Pepes in the UK describe the bone-chilling trend to be brootal.

Famous internet meme "Pepe The Frog" is finally admitted himself to an inpatient facility before he does anything to SERIOUSLY harm himself over nusois failing to put an arrow.

Snopes: https://www.reddit.com/r/TrollCoping/comments/1uiru51/i_really_truly_hope_they_will_let_me_admit_myself/

Despite the efforts of experts¹ to revive the website, it still remains dead! The site was created on the 8th of February, 2024, and was ran by Angeleno and Dr. Soyberg until both stopped caring about the site somewhere around August 2025. Around March 13, 2026, the site was killed, but someone (probably Angeleno) brought the site back online. Now, the 'sylum is a rotting nigger baby probably going to be shut down any time soon. An archival effort² is ongoing to transfer as many articles from the Soysylum to the 'ki before it's inevitable final death occurs.

¹ One obsessed Filipino nigger
² Spearheaded by literally no one and not occurring, this is the author attempting to get you to do it for him

The massive facility in Chile officially launched its 10-year Legacy Survey of Space and Time (LSST). Utilizing the largest digital camera in the world (3,200 megapixels), the telescope is capturing high-definition images of the entire southern sky every few nights to create a time-lapse of the universe.
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It's primary objective is the 10 year LSST mission. Using the largest digital camera ever made the telescope will automatically take panoramic pictures of the entire southern sky every few nights. By taking hundreds of thousands of photos over a decade, it's main goal is to see how the sky changes night by night, which will help us answer 4 big questions.
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It will help understand dark matter and energy by mapping far away galaxies, to see how dark matter keeps the galaxies together like a scaffolding (it just does, okay?). It will also take an inventory of the solar system, the telescope will act like a giant radar, sending alerts when new objects have moved during its photos. It is projected to discover thousands of new objects, including the elusive planet nine.
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It will also map the milky way by cataloguing over 10 billion stars by measuring their locations and chemical signatures, helping scientists understand the formation of the milky way. Finally it will be great at spotting transient events, things that happen quickly and dissapear as they happen, spotting stuff like supernovas, neutron star mergers, black holes tearing up stars and other space anomalies.