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fat black man eats cake

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satoko_hojou_fan passes away

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Juan Pedro Franco (also known by his online alias satoko_hojou_fan) a Mexican man known for holding the biggest boy award, died this Monday in Aguascalientes at the age of 41 from a kidney infection.
"Los takis… too muchos takis-BRAAAAAAAAAAAP" were his reported last words
Before dying, he stated he could rest in peace knowing los gringos would forever stay obsessed about him o algo
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Neutralplier and his son has unfortunately passed away today.

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Today, on the 9th of January, 2026, a beloved father, Neutralplier was in his nest with his son and he was introducing himself to someone before they got shit by a man, authorities do not know the perpetrators intentions or identity, but, we will say Rest In Peace.
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Kim Jong Un executes cacas over watching squid game

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Recently, it has been exposed that the Supreme Leader has executed schoolchildren over watching Squid Game according to new testimony.

https://nypost.com/2026/02/07/world-news/north-korea-executed-schoolchildren-for-watching-squid-game/
https://news.sky.com/story/north-korea-executes-schoolchildren-for-watching-squid-game-13504047

3 Doors Down singer Brad Arnold dead at 47

No.21616 View View Original Report
Today it was announced that the founder, songwriter, and lead singer of the American post-grunge rock band 3 Doors Down has died from stage four kidney cancer.

Brad Arnold publicly revealed in May 2025 that he was diagnosed with Stage 4 clear cell renal cell carcinoma (a form of kidney cancer) that had metastasized to his lung, which led to the cancellation of the band's summer tour that year.

Arnold was best known for his work on 3 Doors Down's breakout 2000 hit single "Kryptonite", a song he penned when he was only 15 years old (and peaked at number three on the Billboard Hot 100). "Here Without You" and "When I'm Gone" are among his other popular works that shaped the band's legacy and defined the post-grunge subgenre.



Source: https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/music/music-news/brad-arnold-dead-3-doors-down-lead-singer-1236497981/

Clavicular gets brutally framemogged by an ASU frat leader

No.21628 View View Original Report
It was on the day 2/6/26 that the esteemed Clavicular was brutally framemogged by the unknown slayer leading a ASU fraternity. The reprecussions for clav are yet to be realized. May molecule have mercy on us all

"Escape the island" movie is set in production and trailer was released

No.21622 View View Original Report
Starring known pedos like Jeffrey Epstein or EDP, these diddyblvds will have to work together to escape Epstains island after the children revolted and seek revenge on their predators
>oh my fauci it's just like william afton with children in fnaf!

Yuri Kuznetsov killed in Ukraine

No.21620 View View Original Report
Yuri "Kuz" Kuznetsov, founder of the Kolyma Network and owner of soyjak.party between July 2022 and May 2023, was fatally wounded by an FPV drone in eastern Ukraine while fighting for Russia. Ukrainian-released footage from the drone depicts Kuznetsov alone sitting on a railroad track moments before the fatal encounter. He is seen in the video looking at the drone and putting up no resistance, apparently giving up and accepting his fate.

Kuznetsov has a complicated and highly controversial legacy as the former owner of the popular soyjak imageboard. This incident and many similar ones on the front in Ukraine highlight the brutal nature of the war, with many arguing that such executions of surrendering soldiers count as a war crime.

Source: https://x.com/clashreport/status/2020082654851527040