Hello, users of the sharty.
I come back with an announcement to make. For the next 24 days I will be running an experiment. I call it the Board Advent. Every day I will craft a new, unique board with its own gimmicks. At the end of the month, I will select a handful of the most active boards which will become permanent. The rest will be reduced to atoms.
The exact number of saved boards is yet to be determined. There will be no tricks or challenges this time; your only requirement is that your board is more active than the other ones. This will be no easy feat to achieve, mind you.
Enjoy the experiment.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDD_OtXOx4A
THIS TRANNY IS LIVE AGAIN
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You are Nate Higgers. A few days ago, you witnessed your friend, Santa Cob, get beheaded by a genetically spliced Jeffrey Epstein. You worried, then grieved. However, Jeff didn't stop at killing Santa. He kidnapped the corpse. You've spent the past few days sitting in Santa's office and browsing the Sh@rty.

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You hear a knock at the door. You wonder who it could be.

(Brenton Tarrant and Chuudler are on the other side, don't worry)

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What do (You) think about creating a separate board just for video games?
/mtv/ would still exist but it'd be just for music and television/film.

I've seen this suggested a lot and I'm starting to come around to the idea but I want to get your thoughts on it before making any changes.

You are Santa Cob. You sit in your office, with an everlasting smile, satisfied with this year's gift production.
It's 30 days until the big day, Christmas. You'll have to deliver 25 billion presents to all the good boys. Maybe some coal, too, for the bad boys, but those reserves have been low.

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Today has started like any other. The projections are looking splendid, and your elves are at peak production. You are awaiting your daily reports from Elf Feral, the Chief Elf of Production. After that, your day is free.

On Soysphere Island, many tragedies have stricken the inhabitants. Most recently, the gates of Niggerhell have opened, to reveal an army of undead. A Jarty-Gooner Alliance threatens dmin 6's Cord Empire. The Shartycord convenes to invade the Jarty Empire to restore order once more.

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As observed in the previous thread (https://archive.is/JYvhV), dmin 6 has sorted his massive party into three groups. A main group, a secondary group, and an Auxiliary group. These are called Group A, B, and C.
At the Shunker, Shartycord makes last minute preparations, before embarking on their mission to kill the Nujarty.
As it stands Group A has strong infantry, while Group B has strong mechs. Group B may actually be better suited for a more difficult task.

On Soysphere Island, many tragedies have stricken the inhabitants. Most recently, the gates of Niggerhell have opened, to reveal an army of undead. A Jarty-Gooner Alliance threatens dmin 6's Cord Empire. The Shartycord convenes to invade the Jarty Empire to restore order once more.

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As observed in the previous thread (https://archive.is/JYvhV), dmin 6 has sorted his massive party into three groups. A main group, a secondary group, and an Auxiliary group. These are called Group A, B, and C.
At the Shunker, Shartycord makes last minute preparations, before embarking on their mission to kill the Nujarty.
As it stands Group A has strong infantry, while Group B has strong mechs. Group B may actually be better suited for a more difficult task.

[poll]