Something occurred to me as I gazed upon the glorious aesthetics of this CHAD. He is just a ripped as fuck ayy. Nothing more nothing less. Obviously everyone can see that, and it's been criticized many times. What people failed to see however, was that therein lies the value. His simplistic, "boring" design was not an accident. It was a symbol. A symbol for his belief in absolute strength. You see, CHADren is unique among the many antagonists Goku faced in that he is simply strong. Nothing more, nothing less. He doesn't have weird gimmicks, he doesn't have fancy techniques that border on magic, his race doesn't have weird biological gifts, he doesn't have transformations. He's just fucking strong because he worked for it.

And with that raw strength he surpasses everything, no gimmick works on him, no transformation helps, even freezing him in time doesn't defeat him.

DSP absolutely mogs cobb-pedo-ess lil brogroid.

Our story so far…
You are Private Detective Buggy Feraljak. You have been a detective in the janny force for 5 years before resigning and putting your skills to more private issues. Work has been slow, and money is tight. Your family is worried you might have to move jobs to the cockroach milk farms. However, you may just catch a lucky break, as an anonymous tipper has payed you 1 thrembillion dollars to look into the most popular candidate for the 2024 Shartyville Elections: Senator Jobe Cobson, running against incumbent Mayor Taki Satoko. The case states that Cobson may in fact live a double life, and it is requested that (You) infiltrate this life and find evidence that the so called "god tier wojak" is not as he seems.
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The first move of the adventure thread will be decided by a dub. All moves afterwards will be decided by the first to reply to a new move. Sometimes I will combine two or more requests if they fit well enough.
(theres also gonna be music for each area which is le different and kino or something)

The Hall of Fame of The Soyanniversary has been Released!
You can see The Winning Submissions over at
https://soyjak.party/halloffame.html

It might also be potentially used for future contests / events in the future!

Hello! Surprise.

Today begins THE SOYANNIVERSARY, an event that will last around 7 days, with every day bringing a new contest, competition or something else… There are also many prizes planned for these contests! So there will always be something
to potentially earn from them. You can look at the poster to see which events are planned for what day exactly. There will also be some surprises along the way.

If you have any additional questions, you can head down to /soya/, which is a board specially made for discussing the event and more in-depth announcements.
You can also visit the Official Soyjak.Blog thread instead if you prefer that at (https://soyjak.blog/index.php?threads/soyanniversary-general.6468/) to ask questions, or message the main host of the event, Mist, at (https://soyjak.blog/index.php?members/mist.1060/) with any question you'd like to be answered quickly.

Is this Jakkable? This guy banged my (now ex) gf and I'm feeling down about it.
>posting Ls on soyjak.party
I know it's retarded but if someone would make him into a soyjak (even if it would take a bit of embellishment on the tracing) it would make me feel a lot better. The dude literally has an IQ of 2 and looks like a fucking ape, I really don't understand why she would cheat with him of all people.

It is time, THE SOYIM GAMES SHALL BEGIN.
Every interesting happening and death that happens during the games will be sent here!

Who VILL (YOU) root for, fellow teen'?

THE LAST ONE STANDING SHALL BECOME THE CHAMPION OF THE SHARTY. . .

I will post all of the submissions below. You will then be able to vote on which is the best cover.

It's been one week since ‘dmin 6 annexed Shartyland into his empire. He's resolved the conflict with Shartyland as peacefully as he could, and is now co-leaders with Froot. The nation is now named Shartycord.
The 4cuck Empire has invaded Soysphere Island, and the Soyteens fight a guerilla war. It's up to ‘dmin 6 to ultimately save the Sharty this time, and to kill the 4cuck.
Before even setting foot on 4cuck's soil, ‘dmin 6 and his army WILL defend the Soysphere Island.

BEGIN

Your party has been scattered to the winds of time. You have to search for surviving members throughout Soysphere Island. Currently, you're alone in your lair: The ‘dmin 6 Batcave.
You may enter:
^the prison cell
^the Research and Development wing (recommended)
^the teleporter room
Or
^the elevator (leads to ‘cordqafe HQ)
Of course, you may visit all the rooms. 'dmin six's batcave is a saferoom, it cannot be invaded or entered casually…