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Santa Cob's Jolly Adventure

No.107280 View View Original Report
You are Santa Cob. You sit in your office, with an everlasting smile, satisfied with this year's gift production.
It's 30 days until the big day, Christmas. You'll have to deliver 25 billion presents to all the good boys. Maybe some coal, too, for the bad boys, but those reserves have been low.

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Today has started like any other. The projections are looking splendid, and your elves are at peak production. You are awaiting your daily reports from Elf Feral, the Chief Elf of Production. After that, your day is free.