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Santa Cob's Jolly Adventure Part 2

Chud Tue 03 Dec 2024 16:46:16 No.108754 View View Original Report

Quoted By: >>108809 >>110240

You are Nate Higgers. A few days ago, you witnessed your friend, Santa Cob, get beheaded by a genetically spliced Jeffrey Epstein. You worried, then grieved. However, Jeff didn't stop at killing Santa. He kidnapped the corpse. You've spent the past few days sitting in Santa's office and browsing the Sh@rty.

BEGIN

You hear a knock at the door. You wonder who it could be.

(Brenton Tarrant and Chuudler are on the other side, don't worry)

Chud Tue 03 Dec 2024 16:47:15 No.108755 Report

Quoted By: >>108760 >>108809

chuudler says that he will help you make a missile himself instead of breaking in the ww2 museum

Chud Tue 03 Dec 2024 16:47:16 No.108756 Report

Quoted By: >>108809

first

Chud Tue 03 Dec 2024 16:47:25 No.108757 Report

Quoted By: >>108809

fuck

Chud Tue 03 Dec 2024 16:48:04 No.108758 Report

Quoted By: >>108760 >>108809

do the prompts from the other bread

Chud Tue 03 Dec 2024 16:48:21 No.108759 Report

Quoted By: >>108760 >>108809

brenton tells nate about VRILL power and how it can be used to make a time machine, but only objects can leave with you

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Chud Tue 03 Dec 2024 16:49:48 No.108760 Report

Quoted By: >>108761 >>108809

>>108755
>>108758
>>108759
You open the door. A24plier, Brenton Tarrant, and good boyler barge in.
>Comrade, our spirs have inter-
<haaiiii brenton tarrant :3
good boyler says
^I've come here to help you build a missile and destroy ze kikes.
Brenton says
>I think I can build a timeachine, just like heckin' Avemgers Endgame

Chud Tue 03 Dec 2024 16:50:19 No.108761 Report

Quoted By: >>108763 >>108809

>>108760
nate and tarrant french kiss each other

Chud Tue 03 Dec 2024 16:50:22 No.108762 Report

Quoted By: >>108763 >>108809

nate says "come in" and when he sees that its BT and chuudler he said "hail hitler" stands up and salutes enthusiastically. BT and good boy return the salute

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Chud Tue 03 Dec 2024 16:52:40 No.108763 Report

Quoted By: >>108764 >>108809

>>108761
>>108762
Nate french kisses Brenton Tarrant like a snowman.
A24 says
>Stop it, we have to save Santa Cob from the Israelis.

Chud Tue 03 Dec 2024 16:54:25 No.108764 Report

Quoted By: >>108765 >>108809

>>108763
ask a24 for a demo of the time machine

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Chud Tue 03 Dec 2024 16:56:53 No.108765 Report

Quoted By: >>108766 >>108809

>>108764
You turn to A24
<Where is the time machine?
>Niet, no time machine. Brenton said dat. We found out that Epstein sewed Santa's head back on, and that they're using him in a blood ritual. It is to replace him with George Floyd, da.

Chud Tue 03 Dec 2024 16:58:25 No.108766 Report

Quoted By: >>108767 >>108809

>>108765
cut to the scene of the blood ritual

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Chud Tue 03 Dec 2024 17:06:41 No.108767 Report

Quoted By: >>108768 >>108769 >>108771 >>108809

>>108766
The plans are coming to fruition. They could've left santa dead, but instead, they dumped him into a healing vat. George Floyd is also there, due to similar technology…
Seth Rogan says
>I can't believe we're doing this… It's so beautiful…

Chud Tue 03 Dec 2024 17:07:50 No.108768 Report

Quoted By: >>108774 >>108809

>>108767
they try and steal his goo

Chud Tue 03 Dec 2024 17:08:21 No.108769 Report

Quoted By: >>108770 >>108809

>>108767
why is chadsteins hair grey, wasn't it blond before? why does he look so normal?

Chud Tue 03 Dec 2024 17:09:14 No.108770 Report

Quoted By: >>108773 >>108809

>>108769
His design went through multiple phases. I used an older one and re-added the blue eyes.

Chud Tue 03 Dec 2024 17:09:36 No.108771 Report

Quoted By: >>108774 >>108809

>>108767
they have to start up the machine before floyd is able to continue, and it's very bright, able to be seen through the windows

Chud Tue 03 Dec 2024 17:10:53 No.108772 Report

Quoted By: >>108775 >>108809

Contact Borg Peanut the cyber squirrel and ask for his assistance, maybe he could help substitute Santa for some time

Chud Tue 03 Dec 2024 17:11:46 No.108773 Report

Quoted By: >>108809

>>108770
alright…

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Chud Tue 03 Dec 2024 17:15:52 No.108774 Report

Quoted By: >>108809

>>108768
>>108771
They drain the fluids.
Epstein says
>How does it feel Santa? You're about to be replaced…!

End of cutscene

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Chud Tue 03 Dec 2024 17:18:37 No.108775 Report

Quoted By: >>108776 >>108777 >>108809

>>108772
You contact Borg the cyber squirrel.
<Listen, we need you to substitute Santa, while we retrieve him… Feral Elf will take care of everything.
^Aye, NIGGA!
A24 says
>They're located in New York. They just got done reviving Santa. We need to act quickly…

Chud Tue 03 Dec 2024 17:25:52 No.108776 Report

Quoted By: >>108778 >>108809

>>108775
brenton tarrant grabs and squeezes your asscheek

Chud Tue 03 Dec 2024 17:27:35 No.108777 Report

Quoted By: >>108778 >>108809

>>108775
ask A24 if we should launch a full scale assault that way Epstein's main force is focused on the commie solLet your heart be bright!rs

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Chud Tue 03 Dec 2024 17:30:41 No.108778 Report

Quoted By: >>108779 >>108780 >>108809

>>108776
>>108777
Brenton grabs your asscheek, like a snowman.
You ask A24
<Should we launch a snowball fight on the compound to distract they're solLet your heart be bright!rs?
>I'd much prefer good boyler's missile strike them first, then we can mop up.

Chud Tue 03 Dec 2024 17:33:33 No.108779 Report

Quoted By: >>108781 >>108809

>>108778
nate braps in brenton's face

Chud Tue 03 Dec 2024 17:34:42 No.108780 Report

Quoted By: >>108781 >>108809

>>108778
say to A24
'good idea do we have the missile prepped and armed?'

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Chud Tue 03 Dec 2024 17:44:13 No.108781 Report

Quoted By: >>108782 >>108783 >>108809

>>108780
>>108779
Nate braps in Brenton's face, then tells A24.
<That's a great idea! Do we have a missile prepped and armed?
A24 says
>good boyler?
good boyler says
^I thought Santa built missiles? Am I wrong?
That's preposterous. Maybe Feral Elf can tell you if they have missiled, or at least material.

Chud Tue 03 Dec 2024 17:54:21 No.108782 Report

Quoted By: >>108786 >>108809

>>108781
A24 remembers there's a few scrap missile parts inside of the grandfather clock

Chud Tue 03 Dec 2024 17:57:50 No.108783 Report

Quoted By: >>108784 >>108785 >>108786 >>108809

>>108781
tarrant shoves his Vanilla Candy in between your cheeks, and starts thrusting up and down

Chud Tue 03 Dec 2024 18:00:07 No.108784 Report

Quoted By: >>108809

>>108783
BW C

Chud Tue 03 Dec 2024 18:01:47 No.108785 Report

Quoted By: >>108809

>>108783
he doesn't do this, it's only a small thought of his which causes him to merry down for the meantime

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Chud Tue 03 Dec 2024 18:02:01 No.108786 Report

Quoted By: >>108787 >>108809 >>109567

>>108782
>>108783
A24 searched for scrap missile parts in the Grandfather Clock, but he only finds magic Grandfather Clock parts.
Brenton Tarrant pulls Nate Higger's pants down and begins to rape him with his biwisi.

Chud Tue 03 Dec 2024 18:03:32 No.108787 Report

Quoted By: >>108788 >>108809

>>108786
tarrant continues fucking you

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Chud Tue 03 Dec 2024 18:07:59 No.108788 Report

Quoted By: >>108789 >>108790 >>108809

>>108787
Brenton continues thrusting his biwisi into Nate's asshole.
Borg slams the desk, knocking all of the items off.
>NIGGAS just get the elves to build the missile.

Chud Tue 03 Dec 2024 18:10:40 No.108789 Report

Quoted By: >>108791 >>108809

>>108788
tarrent cooms into your ass, amd prolapses your anus

Chud Tue 03 Dec 2024 18:12:05 No.108790 Report

Quoted By: >>108791 >>108809

>>108788
brenton's biwisi falls off (it regrows) and he turns it into a bone sword

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Chud Tue 03 Dec 2024 18:21:30 No.108791 Report

Quoted By: >>108792 >>108793 >>108794 >>108809

>>108789
>>108790
Brenton cums inside of Nate's asshole, then it falls off. He pulls the fallen penis from the prolapsed anus, and it forms a bone sword. He grows his biwisi back.

Chud Tue 03 Dec 2024 18:24:17 No.108792 Report

Quoted By: >>108795 >>108809

>>108791
brenton enchants it with the power of vril (it does nothing it just makes it have blue aura) Nate gets up and picks the computer back up

Chud Tue 03 Dec 2024 18:25:45 No.108793 Report

Quoted By: >>108795 >>108809

>>108791
they try and save christmas

Chud Tue 03 Dec 2024 18:25:50 No.108794 Report

Quoted By: >>108795 >>108809

>>108791
nate grabs some diamonds that he had in his pocket for some reason, and gives it to tarrant, tarrant uses the diamonds to make his bone sword razor sharp

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Chud Tue 03 Dec 2024 18:36:53 No.108795 Report

Quoted By: >>108796 >>108809

>>108792
>>108793
>>108794
Brenton enchants his bone sword with VRIL, which is 100% cosmetic. It gives the sword a blue glow.
Nate gives Brenton some diamonds to sharpen the sword.
Borg says
>GTFO of my office, and quit WRECKING IT, you silly NIGGAS.
You are kicked out of Borg's office. You see your friends from the previous bread.

Chud Tue 03 Dec 2024 18:41:34 No.108796 Report

Quoted By: >>108797 >>108809

>>108795
Nate tells them about Santa being in New York, and Nate realizes that there is many Santa impersonators which may confuse the group. He then suggests that the group have a name, like muh avengers o algx

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Chud Tue 03 Dec 2024 18:46:03 No.108797 Report

Quoted By: >>108798 >>108799 >>108809

>>108796
Nate tells the group
>Santa's still alive, but he's in New York. Unfortunately, there will be many impersonators, so our missions will be more difficult…
>So, let's call ourselves something, as we form a team. Something like the Avengers!
Everyone falls silent. Then, they debate names.

Chud Tue 03 Dec 2024 18:49:27 No.108798 Report

Quoted By: >>108800 >>108809 >>109261

>>108797
cut to santa cob getting prepped for the ancient scroogeish ritual

Chud Tue 03 Dec 2024 18:52:25 No.108799 Report

Quoted By: >>108801 >>108809

>>108797
Brenton thinks back to when Nate brapped in his face and speaks up…. he shouts out "BRAPVENGERS!"

Chud Tue 03 Dec 2024 18:52:53 No.108800 Report

Quoted By: >>108809 >>109261

>>108798
I'm saving this for if we reach New York which is looking improbable now.

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Chud Tue 03 Dec 2024 18:54:19 No.108801 Report

Quoted By: >>108802 >>108809

>>108799
Brenton recalls Nate farting in his face.
He suggests
<The Brapvengers…
The team is now called the Brapvengers.

Chud Tue 03 Dec 2024 19:06:44 No.108802 Report

Quoted By: >>108803 >>108809

>>108801
nate pulls his phone out and buys a crystal from Atlantis from the dark web

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Chud Tue 03 Dec 2024 19:11:05 No.108803 Report

Quoted By: >>108804 >>108809

>>108802
Nate buys an evil crystal from Atlantis on Craigslist.

Chud Tue 03 Dec 2024 19:12:33 No.108804 Report

Quoted By: >>108805 >>108809

>>108803
put it in your pocket

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Chud Tue 03 Dec 2024 19:14:46 No.108805 Report

Quoted By: >>108806 >>108809

>>108804
Nate pockets the crystal. He feels like asking Elf Feral about building a missile.

Chud Tue 03 Dec 2024 19:15:48 No.108806 Report

Quoted By: >>108807 >>108809

>>108805
as feral about making dem missles and sheeit

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Chud Tue 03 Dec 2024 19:20:33 No.108807 Report

Quoted By: >>108808 >>108809 >>108810

>>108806
You ask Elf Feral to build a missile.
>That my elves can do. One ballistic missile, coming up.
The elves are building a missile.

Chud Tue 03 Dec 2024 19:23:29 No.108808 Report

Quoted By: >>108809 >>108811

>>108807
nates skin will turn slightly more green every appearance due to the crystal

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Chud Tue 03 Dec 2024 19:26:49 No.108809 Report

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Chud Tue 03 Dec 2024 19:37:55 No.108810 Report

Quoted By: >>108811

>>108807
use your phone to buy a taser

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Chud Tue 03 Dec 2024 19:43:05 No.108811 Report

Quoted By: >>108812

>>108808
>>108810
Nate buys a taser. He also finds a map that visualizes the voyage they'll take to New York.

Chud Tue 03 Dec 2024 19:49:46 No.108812 Report

Quoted By: >>108813 >>108816

>>108811
nate finds the giant wooden sleigh but no reindeer because of technology o algx and Ted is slightly angry that there are none left

Chud Tue 03 Dec 2024 19:53:13 No.108813 Report

Quoted By: >>108816

>>108812
they use raisinoko powered braps as a alternative

Chud Tue 03 Dec 2024 19:53:42 No.108814 Report

Yall sleearly present introductionng on Santa Cob porn

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Chud Tue 03 Dec 2024 19:59:32 No.108815 Report

>hourly bread limit

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Chud Tue 03 Dec 2024 20:02:29 No.108816 Report

Quoted By: >>108817 >>108818

>>108812
>>108813
Nate finds a wooden sleigh and rides it down the slope.
Ted comments
>Why aren't their reindeer?
They find raisinoko.
Nate says
<raisinoko, we need your braps to power the sleigh.
Satoko says
^Ok, amigo.
The sled continues, powered by gravity and Satoko's braps.

Chud Tue 03 Dec 2024 20:04:16 No.108817 Report

Quoted By: >>108819 >>108820 >>108823

>>108816
they hit a rock, the sleigh and everyone on it goes flying into the nearby water

Chud Tue 03 Dec 2024 20:04:26 No.108818 Report

Quoted By: >>108823

>>108816
arrive in new york and look for the jack frost hq building

Chud Tue 03 Dec 2024 20:04:38 No.108819 Report

Quoted By: >>108823

>>108817
nigga

Chud Tue 03 Dec 2024 20:06:41 No.108820 Report

Quoted By: >>108821 >>108823

>>108817
this doesn't happen, a small rock just came up and bruised good boylers eye im trans btw

Chud Tue 03 Dec 2024 20:07:39 No.108821 Report

Quoted By: >>108822 >>108823

>>108820
i did not say that at the end or if it shows up again this ->

Chud Tue 03 Dec 2024 20:09:00 No.108822 Report

Quoted By: >>108823 >>108824

>>108821
lie award

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Chud Tue 03 Dec 2024 20:17:12 No.108823 Report

Quoted By: >>108825 >>108826

>>108817
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>>108822
The Brapvengers accidentally slide into a rock, which sends them flying into the ocean…
How do they escape?

Chud Tue 03 Dec 2024 20:17:38 No.108824 Report

Quoted By: >>108829

>>108822
i see you buddy im not trans

Chud Tue 03 Dec 2024 20:18:00 No.108825 Report

>>108823
they all grab onto satoko, and satoko braps back onto the surface

Chud Tue 03 Dec 2024 20:18:47 No.108826 Report

Quoted By: >>108827 >>108829

>>108823
The sleigh gets turned into a brapotor boat

Chud Tue 03 Dec 2024 20:19:41 No.108827 Report

Quoted By: >>108828

>>108826
nigga they can't just magically do that

Chud Tue 03 Dec 2024 20:22:01 No.108828 Report

>>108827
shut the fuck up negroid his braps are like wind and can push them across the water

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Chud Tue 03 Dec 2024 20:27:04 No.108829 Report

Quoted By: >>108830

>>108824
>>108826
Everyone grabs Satoko, and he braps them back onto the shore.
Nate thinks about making the sleigh a brapotor boat, but then he sees the Soviet's ship.
>There's our transport. The missiles are loaded.

Chud Tue 03 Dec 2024 20:28:02 No.108830 Report

Quoted By: >>108831

>>108829
hop on the ship o algo

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Chud Tue 03 Dec 2024 20:32:02 No.108831 Report

Quoted By: >>108832 >>108834

>>108830
You enter the ship.
A24 says:
>We're ready to go to New York. You may also take guns from our armory, or make last minute preparations here.

Chud Tue 03 Dec 2024 20:34:30 No.108832 Report

Quoted By: >>108833

>>108831
put the taser in your pocket

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Chud Tue 03 Dec 2024 20:39:21 No.108833 Report

>>108832
Nate holsters his taser.

Chud Tue 03 Dec 2024 20:40:30 No.108834 Report

Quoted By: >>108835

>>108831
they do a chvd huddle (chvddle) and discuss

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Chud Tue 03 Dec 2024 20:47:31 No.108835 Report

Quoted By: >>108836

>>108834
They chvddle together. good boyler talks about the Joo tunnels as a potential lead on the case.

Chud Tue 03 Dec 2024 20:49:27 No.108836 Report

Quoted By: >>108837 >>108839

>>108835
Jax shows up

Chud Tue 03 Dec 2024 20:52:24 No.108837 Report

Quoted By: >>108838 >>108839

>>108836
Believe in the magic of christmas! nigg3r

Chud Tue 03 Dec 2024 20:56:33 No.108838 Report

>>108837
No

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Chud Tue 03 Dec 2024 20:59:14 No.108839 Report

Quoted By: >>108841

>>108836
>>108837
You see bunny ears pop up. You immediately recognize it as Jax.
>WTF IT'S JAX FROM NIGGARDLY NIGG3R MONGREL SHOW. GTFO krampusSLOP!
The purple bunny bad boy man climbs more
<Nate, take m3ds and let me join…

What do you do?

Chud Tue 03 Dec 2024 21:05:05 No.108840 Report

Quoted By: >>108843

HOHOHO! Kill bad boys!

Chud Tue 03 Dec 2024 21:14:19 No.108841 Report

Quoted By: >>108842 >>108843

>>108839
rape him

Chud Tue 03 Dec 2024 21:16:10 No.108842 Report

Quoted By: >>108843

>>108841
why it has to be porn as allways

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Chud Tue 03 Dec 2024 21:22:19 No.108843 Report

Quoted By: >>108844 >>108846

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~~>>9268603~~
>Okay, I've taken my milk and cookies…
Nate helps Jax over the rail.
<Thanks… what are you… AGGGGHHH
Nate bends Jax over and fucks him in the ass.
>Take it you purple bitch!
He continues raping Jax.

Chud Tue 03 Dec 2024 21:35:41 No.108844 Report

Quoted By: >>108845 >>108847

>>108843
we skip to when the group arrives in new york

Chud Tue 03 Dec 2024 21:39:52 No.108845 Report

Quoted By: >>108847

>>108844
when they get there, they see amerimutts everywhere

Chud Tue 03 Dec 2024 21:42:19 No.108846 Report

Quoted By: >>108847

>>108843
Jax is mindfucked and transforms into the Easter Cobby

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Chud Tue 03 Dec 2024 21:57:33 No.108847 Report

Quoted By: >>108848

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The Brapvengers arrive to New York. Jax is so mindbroken by being raped the entire way that he transforms into the Eastern Cobby.

Chud Tue 03 Dec 2024 22:02:48 No.108848 Report

Quoted By: >>108849 >>108850

>>108847
due to you naming him EASTERN instead of EASTER, he grows a big bushy beard, has a turban on his head, and can speak arabic now

Chud Tue 03 Dec 2024 22:04:25 No.108849 Report

Quoted By: >>108850

>>108848
the turban has bunny ears

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Chud Tue 03 Dec 2024 22:09:46 No.108850 Report

Quoted By: >>108851

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>>108849
The Eastern Cobby gets up, transforming into a valid santa denier trans qxeen.

Chud Tue 03 Dec 2024 22:11:34 No.108851 Report

Quoted By: >>108852

>>108850
explore scrooge york and try to find where santa is (the eastern cobby is your ally now)

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Chud Tue 03 Dec 2024 22:21:33 No.108852 Report

Quoted By: >>108853

>>108851
You explore New York, with Eastern Cobby having joined your team.
There's no sign of Epstein or Santa Cob. Your search is sorta aimless. You see two Amerimutts on a sidewalk.

Chud Tue 03 Dec 2024 22:30:10 No.108853 Report

Quoted By: >>108854 >>108855 >>108856

>>108852
one of them sees easten cobby and thinks hes an islamic terrorist and calls the police

Chud Tue 03 Dec 2024 22:32:23 No.108854 Report

Quoted By: >>108856

>>108853 one of the officers has a thick new york accent

Chud Tue 03 Dec 2024 22:51:05 No.108855 Report

Quoted By: >>108858 >>108861

>>108853
have tyrone quickly throw mcdonalds gift cards to distract them

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Chud Tue 03 Dec 2024 22:52:59 No.108856 Report

Quoted By: >>108857

>>108853
>>108854
>>108853
>>108854
The Amerimutts call the police on the Eastern Bunny. Two cops pull over in their cruiser.
>Everyone, put your hands up, and no one will get shot!
>Yeah, yeah, and bring that poyple bunny ovah. Youyre onder oyrest, pal!

Chud Tue 03 Dec 2024 22:54:14 No.108857 Report

Quoted By: >>108858

>>108856
tell them you are trying to save christmas and help santa or something

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Chud Tue 03 Dec 2024 22:57:48 No.108858 Report

Quoted By: >>108859

>>108857
You say
<Wait, this is a misunderstanding… We're trying to save Christmas.
>I heard that a million toymes, pal. Ya aren't foolin' me.
>I think they're with the bunny. Everyone, freeze!
>>108855
Tyrone whispers into Nate's ear.
^I can distract them with a McDonald's gift card.
Do you follow Tyrone's plan? Do you add to it? Or do you have the perfect words for the police officers?

Chud Tue 03 Dec 2024 22:59:59 No.108859 Report

Quoted By: >>108861

>>108858
follow tyrones plan o algo

Chud Tue 03 Dec 2024 23:01:38 No.108860 Report

rolan, if evens, success. if odds, failure

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Chud Tue 03 Dec 2024 23:07:49 No.108861 Report

Quoted By: >>108862

>>108859
>>108855
Tyrone tosses one of his McDonald's gift cards i to the air. It catches the cops by surprise, but they don't shoot the card or Tyrone.
They examine it: Issa $100 gift card, completely irresistible…
Your party dashes from the scene.

Around the corner, you have officially broken line of sight. You're not clear, yet, however. You hear the car's siren wailing.

Where do you hide?

Chud Tue 03 Dec 2024 23:09:10 No.108862 Report

Quoted By: >>108863 >>108864

>>108861
hide in the sewers

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Chud Tue 03 Dec 2024 23:11:30 No.108863 Report

>>108862
>Just like the teenage mutant ninja turtles

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Chud Tue 03 Dec 2024 23:13:02 No.108864 Report

>>108862
Your party rushes to a nearby manhole cover.

Rolan
If evens, the cops find you while you uncover the manhole. If odds, they don't.

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Chud Tue 03 Dec 2024 23:14:33 No.108865 Report

Quoted By: >>108866 >>108867

The cops discover you! Jump down the manhole, or run away?

Chud Tue 03 Dec 2024 23:15:11 No.108866 Report

Quoted By: >>108868

>>108865
Run

Chud Tue 03 Dec 2024 23:15:47 No.108867 Report

Quoted By: >>108868

>>108865
run

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Chud Tue 03 Dec 2024 23:19:47 No.108868 Report

Quoted By: >>108869 >>108871 >>108872

>>108866
>>108867
You run from the cops. They stick to you the entire way. You see another intersection. Left, or front?

Chud Tue 03 Dec 2024 23:20:44 No.108869 Report

Quoted By: >>108870 >>108874

>>108868
The meximutt one wasn't able to run fast enough because of his weight so he got captured by the cops.
The xe said "I can't brap" or something

Chud Tue 03 Dec 2024 23:21:01 No.108870 Report

Quoted By: >>108874

>>108869
*Then

Chud Tue 03 Dec 2024 23:21:48 No.108871 Report

Quoted By: >>108874

>>108868
left

Chud Tue 03 Dec 2024 23:22:37 No.108872 Report

Quoted By: >>108873 >>108874

>>108868
Front front front front

Chud Tue 03 Dec 2024 23:23:23 No.108873 Report

Quoted By: >>108874

>>108872
alright, ill choose front too

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Chud Tue 03 Dec 2024 23:33:30 No.108874 Report

Quoted By: >>108875

>>108869
>>108870
>>108871
>>108872
>>108873
Satoko runs out of stamina and gets arrested. This buys the rest of the Brapvengers time.
>OY CARAMBA. I CAN'T BRAP!
You choose the front. You see another cruiser that's ready to trail you. You discover that the streets will have you collecting heat exponentially.
Continue running from the cops? Front or back?

Chud Tue 03 Dec 2024 23:40:19 No.108875 Report

Quoted By: >>108876 >>108877

>>108874
slide over the cop cars hood gta style and nate raisins on the windshield so they can't see

Chud Tue 03 Dec 2024 23:43:56 No.108876 Report

Quoted By: >>108877

>>108875
rolling, if over 7 then the cops in the raisin windshield drive forward out of control and crash into the other cruiser

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Chud Tue 03 Dec 2024 23:48:30 No.108877 Report

Quoted By: >>108878 >>108879

>>108875
>>108876
Everyone slides over the hood and Nate craps on the windshield. This'll immobilize the vehicle for a bit, as they clear it off.
The Brapvengers reach a nearby McDonald's. Do you enter the building, or continue another way?

Chud Tue 03 Dec 2024 23:49:33 No.108878 Report

Quoted By: >>108880

>>108877
send a party member to get the mcdonalds giftcard, it might come in handy

Chud Tue 03 Dec 2024 23:53:11 No.108879 Report

Quoted By: >>108880

>>108877
buy a happy meal

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Chud Tue 03 Dec 2024 23:54:07 No.108880 Report

Quoted By: >>108881

>>108878
>>108879
You send Lou Reed to gather McDonald's cards, and to buy a happy meal. You ponder splitting up or even sacrificing team members to slow down the police.
You search each road for SOMETHING that can help you. You see a really big building near the McDonald's.

Chud Tue 03 Dec 2024 23:58:21 No.108881 Report

Quoted By: >>108882 >>108884

>>108880
go to the building

Chud Tue 03 Dec 2024 23:59:05 No.108882 Report

Quoted By: >>108883 >>108884

>>108881
find a sign that identifies the building before entering first, you could be walking into a bottomless pit factory for all you know

Chud Tue 03 Dec 2024 23:59:57 No.108883 Report

Quoted By: >>108884

>>108882
good idea saar

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Chud Wed 04 Dec 2024 00:04:53 No.108884 Report

Quoted By: >>108885

>>108881
>>108882
>>108883
You reach the entrance of the big building. You discovering that it's a shopping mall.

Chud Wed 04 Dec 2024 00:06:50 No.108885 Report

Quoted By: >>108888

>>108884
go in the mall

Chud Wed 04 Dec 2024 00:08:38 No.108886 Report

Thanks janny even doe janny worship le bad

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Chud Wed 04 Dec 2024 00:10:04 No.108887 Report

>Thanks janny even doe janny worship le bad o algo

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Chud Wed 04 Dec 2024 00:15:17 No.108888 Report

Quoted By: >>108889

>>108885
You enter the mall. You spot a store named krampusella's Crossdress. Otherwise, you see other stores. There's also a bad boyweed shop if anyone cares.

If this post ends in an even number, the cops saw you enter the mall. Otherwise, they didn't.

Chud Wed 04 Dec 2024 00:19:06 No.108889 Report

Quoted By: >>108890

>>108888
go to the n1ggerweed shop

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Chud Wed 04 Dec 2024 00:26:29 No.108890 Report

Quoted By: >>108891

>>108889
You enter the bad boyweed shop. You meet the clerk, a middle-aged alt dude.
>What's up, dudes? Anything that interests you?

Chud Wed 04 Dec 2024 00:29:03 No.108891 Report

Quoted By: >>108898

>>108890
lou comes back with the cards and happy meal, you and your team eat the g0yslop, and nate buys some of the n1ggerweed and smokes it

Chud Wed 04 Dec 2024 00:31:09 No.108892 Report

Quoted By: >>108894

if odds, lou reed evades the cops

Chud Wed 04 Dec 2024 00:32:19 No.108893 Report

Quoted By: >>108896

im going to bed now, see you tomorrow saar

Chud Wed 04 Dec 2024 00:32:52 No.108894 Report

Quoted By: >>108895

>>108892
are those odds?

Chud Wed 04 Dec 2024 00:34:58 No.108895 Report

>>108894
yes, odd number

Chud Wed 04 Dec 2024 00:35:07 No.108896 Report

Quoted By: >>108897

>>108893
'night

Chud Wed 04 Dec 2024 00:35:21 No.108897 Report

>>108896
cya or something

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Chud Wed 04 Dec 2024 00:38:35 No.108898 Report

Quoted By: >>108899

>>108891
Nate smokes some bad boy Weed, getting him high and hotboxing the room. Everyone else contact high from the smoke.
Loud Reed shows up with the goyslop and gift cards. Everyone gets their fair share of 'slop to munch on.
Luckily, the smoke conceals them from the cops, but they're searching the mall right now. They might even barge into the bad boyweed Dispensary soon… What do you do?

Chud Wed 04 Dec 2024 00:48:52 No.108899 Report

Quoted By: >>108900

>>108898
the cops get high from the weed smoke too

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Chud Wed 04 Dec 2024 00:51:15 No.108900 Report

Quoted By: >>108901

>>108899
The cops haven't entered the room yet, therefore they can't get high. What do you do?

Chud Wed 04 Dec 2024 00:55:15 No.108901 Report

Quoted By: >>108902

>>108900
The team looks around for a vent or a exit to escape through in the weed shop

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Chud Wed 04 Dec 2024 01:01:38 No.108902 Report

Quoted By: >>108903

>>108901
Nate finds and opens an airvent grate. Since Satoko's out of your party, you actually have a chance of this escape route succeeding.

Chud Wed 04 Dec 2024 01:03:04 No.108903 Report

Quoted By: >>108904 >>108906

>>108902
Proceed with going through the vent

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Chud Wed 04 Dec 2024 01:04:58 No.108904 Report

Quoted By: >>108905 >>108906

>>108903
You and your team enters the vents. If the last digit is above 4, this succeeds. Otherwise, they fall through and break the vent.

Chud Wed 04 Dec 2024 01:05:51 No.108905 Report

Quoted By: >>108906

>>108904
now the cops enter the weed room, and get second hand highs from the lingering smoke.

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Chud Wed 04 Dec 2024 01:09:25 No.108906 Report

Quoted By: >>108907

>>108905
>>108904
>>108903
After the caboose man closes the grate, the cops enter the room and get contact high.
Inside, you see two paths. Left or right?

Chud Wed 04 Dec 2024 01:09:39 No.108907 Report

Quoted By: >>108908

>>108906
right

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Chud Wed 04 Dec 2024 01:12:38 No.108908 Report

Quoted By: >>108909

>>108907
You go right. You see the dispensary's closet. There's a chance cops will search it soon.

Chud Wed 04 Dec 2024 01:12:55 No.108909 Report

Quoted By: >>108910

>>108908
then go left

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Chud Wed 04 Dec 2024 01:15:17 No.108910 Report

Quoted By: >>108911

>>108909
You return to the dispensary. The cops are questioning the dispensary clerk. If this post ends in odds, then they are allowed into the closet.

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Chud Wed 04 Dec 2024 01:16:22 No.108911 Report

Quoted By: >>108912

>>108910
You see the cops leave. The dispensary's closet if presumably safe to hide within.

Chud Wed 04 Dec 2024 01:19:49 No.108912 Report

Quoted By: >>108913

>>108911
Hide there

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Chud Wed 04 Dec 2024 01:22:37 No.108913 Report

Quoted By: >>108914

>>108912
You go back to the closet and hide there. This should be a good spot to wait a while.

Chud Wed 04 Dec 2024 01:25:42 No.108914 Report

Quoted By: >>108917

>>108913
You search through the boxes in there to find if there's anything useful for future use

Chud Wed 04 Dec 2024 01:27:27 No.108915 Report

Quoted By: >>108916

lootbox
2-3 = uzi
4-7 = glock
9 = grenade
others = empty

Chud Wed 04 Dec 2024 01:29:20 No.108916 Report

Quoted By: >>108918

>>108915
Glock nice

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Chud Wed 04 Dec 2024 01:29:33 No.108917 Report

Quoted By: >>108919

>>108914
You discover a Glock. Take it for yourself, or give to another party member?
If this post ends in a number below 3, the clerk finds out.

Chud Wed 04 Dec 2024 01:29:49 No.108918 Report

>>108916
nice indeed

Chud Wed 04 Dec 2024 01:33:27 No.108919 Report

Quoted By: >>108920

>>108917
Tarrant has had experience with firearms before so I think give the glock to Tarrant

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Chud Wed 04 Dec 2024 01:35:18 No.108920 Report

Quoted By: >>108921

>>108919
You give the Glock to Brenton Tarrant. He holsters the firearm.
Wait an hour?

Chud Wed 04 Dec 2024 01:36:12 No.108921 Report

Quoted By: >>108922

>>108920
Sure

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Chud Wed 04 Dec 2024 01:39:11 No.108922 Report

Quoted By: >>108923

>>108921
You've waited an hour. Hopefully, the cops forget about this, since you hardly committed a crime in the first place. You should be free to explore the Mall and New York City, for now.

Chud Wed 04 Dec 2024 01:39:59 No.108923 Report

Quoted By: >>108924

>>108922
Get out of the cloest and explore the surrounding shops

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Chud Wed 04 Dec 2024 01:43:35 No.108924 Report

Quoted By: >>108925

>>108923
You leave the bad boyweed dispensary, to explore the mall. You see krampusella's Crossdress, along with the bad boyweed Dispensary, and a few goyslop shops. You see a car in the middle of the mall, but hijacking it will attract cops again.

Chud Wed 04 Dec 2024 01:44:25 No.108925 Report

Quoted By: >>108930

>>108924
Can the car fit everyone inside?

Chud Wed 04 Dec 2024 01:46:13 No.108926 Report

Quoted By: >>108927

rolan car
less than 3 = smart car
less than 6 = regular
otherwise = fully sized van

Chud Wed 04 Dec 2024 01:46:49 No.108927 Report

Quoted By: >>108928

>>108926
equals 6, so van

Chud Wed 04 Dec 2024 01:47:27 No.108928 Report

Quoted By: >>108929

>>108927
It's a risk worth taking, I doubt santa or epstein would be residing in a random mall anyway

Chud Wed 04 Dec 2024 01:51:27 No.108929 Report

>>108928
Even if it results in a high speed chase with the cops

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Chud Wed 04 Dec 2024 01:53:20 No.108930 Report

Quoted By: >>108931

>>108925
You find out that it's a van, the type that can fit your entire party in. Do you think you can buy it, or do you want to steal it?

Chud Wed 04 Dec 2024 01:56:34 No.108931 Report

Quoted By: >>108932

>>108930
Try to buy it first

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Chud Wed 04 Dec 2024 02:01:18 No.108932 Report

Quoted By: >>108934 >>108937

>>108931
You call a representative over, and ask for the price. The van is worth $70,000. It also has a turbo-charged V8. You don't believe you can afford it, even if you sell your gift from Atlantis.

Chud Wed 04 Dec 2024 02:01:26 No.108933 Report

Quoted By: >>108935

gift = crystal

Chud Wed 04 Dec 2024 02:05:56 No.108934 Report

Quoted By: >>108936

>>108932
Put it on credit

Chud Wed 04 Dec 2024 02:06:10 No.108935 Report

Quoted By: >>108936 >>108940

>>108933
Well in that case, one of them breaks the window of the drivers seats and attempts to hijack the van. Also one of them takes care of the representative

Chud Wed 04 Dec 2024 02:08:46 No.108936 Report

Quoted By: >>108940

>>108934
>>108935
rolan, if evens, then 533, if odds, then 537

Chud Wed 04 Dec 2024 02:09:39 No.108937 Report

Quoted By: >>108938

>>108932
do we have the crystal that sharpened tarrant's sword? we can sell that to the salesman

Chud Wed 04 Dec 2024 02:11:06 No.108938 Report

Quoted By: >>108939

>>108937
It's going to be a hijack. The diamonds probably aren't worth enough anyway.

Chud Wed 04 Dec 2024 02:13:52 No.108939 Report

Quoted By: >>108940

>>108938
alright, just don't wanna forget about that because it could be useful later. have brendon tarrant rape the salesman to death in front of everyone and nobody cares

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Chud Wed 04 Dec 2024 02:16:47 No.108940 Report

Quoted By: >>108941 >>108942 >>108944

>>108936
>>108935
>>108939
Nate shocks the rep with his tazer, while Elf Feral breaks into the van. The entire party jumps in and it burns rubber out of the mall. Tarrant also kidnaps the rep so he can rape him to death later.

Chud Wed 04 Dec 2024 02:18:36 No.108941 Report

Quoted By: >>108943 >>108947

>>108940
a mall cop sees this happen and tries to paul blart them

Chud Wed 04 Dec 2024 02:19:53 No.108942 Report

Quoted By: >>108947

>>108940
The party drives off and break through the entrance, back outside of the city again

Chud Wed 04 Dec 2024 02:20:04 No.108943 Report

>>108941
they run him over as they break out of the mall, and a red trail of blood is behind them for real cops to track them down

Chud Wed 04 Dec 2024 02:20:14 No.108944 Report

Quoted By: >>108947

>>108940
they drive into a car with gangster bad boys

Chud Wed 04 Dec 2024 02:22:17 No.108945 Report

Quoted By: >>108946

also why is nate green?

Chud Wed 04 Dec 2024 02:24:38 No.108946 Report

>>108945
the atlantic gift slowly turns his skin green when it's in his inventory.

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Chud Wed 04 Dec 2024 02:26:46 No.108947 Report

Quoted By: >>108948 >>108950

>>108942
>>108941
>>108944
A mall cop tries to be a hero, but the van runs him over. The van then smashed thru the mall door.
Outside, they crash into the place santa doesn't visitcar. Where do they go next? Remember that they're searching for Epstein's secret hideout.

Chud Wed 04 Dec 2024 02:28:27 No.108948 Report

Quoted By: >>108949 >>108951

>>108947
Hes bound to be holed up in the UN building

Chud Wed 04 Dec 2024 02:29:29 No.108949 Report

Quoted By: >>108951

>>108948
trips therefore it's TRVE
check the sewers to see if there's any scroogeish tunnels to the UN building

Chud Wed 04 Dec 2024 02:29:54 No.108950 Report

Quoted By: >>108951

>>108947
the place santa doesn't visitnlggers are on their way to meet Epstein

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Chud Wed 04 Dec 2024 02:36:12 No.108951 Report

Quoted By: >>108953

>>108948
>>108949
>>108950
You try to intereogate the place santa doesn't visitbad boys but they just call you obsessed and that they're going to destroy your van.
You consider bisiting the sewers, but you'll lose your car if you leave it. Having someone else drive it in the meantime is also risky and will most likely result in them getting arrested.
What do you do?

Chud Wed 04 Dec 2024 02:44:51 No.108952 Report

Quoted By: >>108959

Shoot up the jaartycucks then drive to the UN building

Chud Wed 04 Dec 2024 02:45:46 No.108953 Report

Quoted By: >>108954 >>108959

>>108951
Do they have a way to communicate if they split up?

Chud Wed 04 Dec 2024 02:46:43 No.108954 Report

Quoted By: >>108955 >>108956 >>108957 >>108959

>>108953
yes, phones are universal

Chud Wed 04 Dec 2024 02:47:56 No.108955 Report

Quoted By: >>108958 >>108959

>>108954
Elf feral and tarrant should stay in the car while the rest take the sewers. Pincer the UN

Chud Wed 04 Dec 2024 02:49:34 No.108956 Report

Quoted By: >>108959

>>108954
Also yeah shoot the jartcuks, cant have any info getting back to stein

Chud Wed 04 Dec 2024 02:51:46 No.108957 Report

Quoted By: >>108959

>>108954
if you split up then if they do get arrested in the van you can contact them and you won't all go to jail, so i'd say half mans the van and the other half ventures into the sewers

Chud Wed 04 Dec 2024 03:06:06 No.108958 Report

>>108955
tarrant puts an eyepatch on to look cool o algo

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Chud Wed 04 Dec 2024 03:07:09 No.108959 Report

Quoted By: >>108960 >>108961 >>108974

>>108952
>>108953
>>108954
>>108955
>>108956
>>108957
You shoot up the place santa doesn't visitbad boys, then drive away, to the UN building.
You reach a manhole and plan for most of your team to enter the UN that way. Only Brenton Yarrant and Elf Feral will stay in the van.
Is this okay?

Chud Wed 04 Dec 2024 03:08:29 No.108960 Report

Quoted By: >>108974

>>108959
Tarrant is armed and can contact the party if anything goes wrong. It should be fine

Chud Wed 04 Dec 2024 03:14:07 No.108961 Report

Quoted By: >>108962

>>108959
Methinks choodler should stay in reserve, ready to hop in on either side

Chud Wed 04 Dec 2024 03:15:55 No.108962 Report

>>108961
marge

Chud Wed 04 Dec 2024 03:27:29 No.108963 Report

Quoted By: >>108964 >>108966

going to sleep, 'night everyone

Chud Wed 04 Dec 2024 03:27:52 No.108964 Report

Quoted By: >>108965

>>108963
goodnight we'll keep the bread alive

Chud Wed 04 Dec 2024 03:29:10 No.108965 Report

>>108964
thanks ansd good night

Chud Wed 04 Dec 2024 03:29:21 No.108966 Report

Quoted By: >>108967

>>108963
Night

Chud Wed 04 Dec 2024 03:30:31 No.108967 Report

>>108966
good night

Chud Wed 04 Dec 2024 04:28:00 No.108968 Report

Live on!!!!!!

Chud Wed 04 Dec 2024 05:34:32 No.108969 Report

This bread will not! Let your heart be bright!

Chud Wed 04 Dec 2024 06:24:48 No.108970 Report

breaddy

Chud Wed 04 Dec 2024 07:37:13 No.108971 Report

viva la cob

Chud Wed 04 Dec 2024 12:17:51 No.108972 Report

still up even after i slept

Chud Wed 04 Dec 2024 14:07:54 No.108973 Report

come back saar

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Chud Wed 04 Dec 2024 15:14:22 No.108974 Report

Quoted By: >>108975 >>108976

>>108960
>>108959
You proceed with the plan. You climb down the manhole, while Brenton drives away

In the sewer, you encounter a rat. He says
>To pass, you must pay a cheese toll.
None of your party has the cheese. Any substitutes?

Chud Wed 04 Dec 2024 15:46:52 No.108975 Report

Quoted By: >>108977

>>108974
nate takes one of his green fingers off because it's like moldy cheese

Chud Wed 04 Dec 2024 15:48:37 No.108976 Report

>>108974
lou reed gives the rat one of the mcdonalds gift cards

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Chud Wed 04 Dec 2024 15:53:18 No.108977 Report

Quoted By: >>108978 >>108979

>>108975
You chop off one of your fingers and give it to the rat.
>Mmm… even better!
He sinks into the water. The rats won't disturb you now.

Chud Wed 04 Dec 2024 15:54:44 No.108978 Report

Quoted By: >>108980

>>108977
continue through the sewers

Chud Wed 04 Dec 2024 15:58:04 No.108979 Report

>>108977
they continue through the sewers and find a snowflake on the ground

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Chud Wed 04 Dec 2024 16:02:23 No.108980 Report

Quoted By: >>108981

>>108978
The rest of your travel is uneventful. You find a sign that says
>NWO PROPERTY
>tresspassers VILL be shot
With a cardslot beside it.
This must be the UN's septic system.

Chud Wed 04 Dec 2024 16:04:03 No.108981 Report

Quoted By: >>108982

>>108980
an evil zombie rabbi with red eyes appears (from the right side, not from the door)

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Chud Wed 04 Dec 2024 16:07:57 No.108982 Report

Quoted By: >>108984

>>108981
An evil grinch rabbi zombie sorcerer appears. He says
>Move along, pal.

Chud Wed 04 Dec 2024 16:21:39 No.108983 Report

HOHOHO!

Chud Wed 04 Dec 2024 16:23:22 No.108984 Report

Quoted By: >>108985

>>108982
easter al-cobby throws a bibisi magazine at him and asks if we can proceed

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Chud Wed 04 Dec 2024 16:28:01 No.108985 Report

Quoted By: >>108986

>>108984
Eastern Cobby gives a bibisi magazine to the evil rabbi.
>gogogo, okay, pal. Our turrets need some calibrating, anyway.
He opens the door.

Chud Wed 04 Dec 2024 16:37:50 No.108986 Report

Quoted By: >>108987 >>108990

>>108985
the nwo tunnel has 5 computers for gooning and the people in there have nwo passes around their neck

Chud Wed 04 Dec 2024 16:40:56 No.108987 Report

Quoted By: >>108988 >>108989

>>108986
goonclown is also there, his charred corpse was healed like santa was, and now xhe works for the israelis

Chud Wed 04 Dec 2024 16:41:32 No.108988 Report

>>108987
back when nate and chuud threw him into the fire place

Chud Wed 04 Dec 2024 16:46:25 No.108989 Report

>>108987
xhe has a health bar above xis head

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Chud Wed 04 Dec 2024 16:47:00 No.108990 Report

Quoted By: >>108992

>>108986
The tunnel has nothing of the sort, because they're not Rudolfs. It's multiple rooms of pain.

Chud Wed 04 Dec 2024 16:57:40 No.108991 Report

HOHOHO!

Chud Wed 04 Dec 2024 16:59:33 No.108992 Report

Quoted By: >>108993

>>108990
ted rants about the electronic turrets

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Chud Wed 04 Dec 2024 17:03:30 No.108993 Report

Quoted By: >>108994 >>108995

>>108992
Postal Ted has another rant
>Everything is automated, even security? This is outrageous! Albeit I would probably spike my house with dozens of traps myself, especially nowadays.

Chud Wed 04 Dec 2024 17:13:24 No.108994 Report

Quoted By: >>108999

>>108993
nate asks if the turrets can be disabled for another one of easter cobbys bibisi magazines

Chud Wed 04 Dec 2024 17:13:29 No.108995 Report

Quoted By: >>108996 >>108999

>>108993
they go in the room with the turrets, and nate shoves his TWP into the barrels and cooms in them, causing them to malfunction and explode

Chud Wed 04 Dec 2024 17:15:40 No.108996 Report

Quoted By: >>108999

>>108995
his coom is sparkly green because of the crystal

Chud Wed 04 Dec 2024 17:17:37 No.108997 Report

Quoted By: >>108998

rolan
more than 6 or digits = success
less than 3 = death

Chud Wed 04 Dec 2024 17:19:31 No.108998 Report

>>108997
that was close

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Chud Wed 04 Dec 2024 17:24:32 No.108999 Report

>>108996
>>108995
>>108994
Nate asks if the turrets can be disabled for a bribe of an extra bibisi magazine.
The evil rabbi says
>Go Believe in the magic of christmas!rself.
Nate takes matters into his own hands and makes love to the turret's barrels, cooming in both of them.
When he returns, they both explode like a heckin' Christmas miracle.
First room clear
If this post ends in odds, the rabbi notices and engages in combat with the Brapvengers.

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Chud Wed 04 Dec 2024 17:36:23 No.109000 Report

Quoted By: >>109001 >>109002

The next room is a drawbridge and crocodiles. Even if the crocodiles were friendly, the drawbridge blocks the way.
One of the crocs says
>Come on, jump the gap… You know you want to…

Chud Wed 04 Dec 2024 17:43:37 No.109001 Report

>>109000
nate pees in the water, bringing it to surface level and killing the crocs, he uses one of them as a battering ram

Chud Wed 04 Dec 2024 17:44:13 No.109002 Report

>>109000
electrocute the water with your taser

Chud Wed 04 Dec 2024 17:47:39 No.109003 Report

rolan piss, 2, 7 or digits = lethal

Chud Wed 04 Dec 2024 17:48:00 No.109004 Report

rolan tazer efficiency

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Chud Wed 04 Dec 2024 17:55:33 No.109005 Report

Quoted By: >>109006 >>109007

Nate pisses in the water, hoping it'll be lethal. It merely infuriates the crocs.
Next, he tazes the water. This kills 2 out of 3 of the crocs.
The remaining crocodile charges at Nate and pushes him over.
How do you defend Nate?

Chud Wed 04 Dec 2024 17:58:29 No.109006 Report

Quoted By: >>109010

>>109005
call in your buddy duke nukem from the hit game duke nukem 3D

Chud Wed 04 Dec 2024 18:00:29 No.109007 Report

Quoted By: >>109010

>>109005
nate hits the croc with his BGC, but this only stuns the croc for 3 turns

Chud Wed 04 Dec 2024 18:05:15 No.109008 Report

Quoted By: >>109009 >>109010

rolan (digits / 3 = stun time)
rolan, if evens, duke arrives

Chud Wed 04 Dec 2024 18:15:39 No.109009 Report

>>109008
1 turn

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Chud Wed 04 Dec 2024 18:26:35 No.109010 Report

Quoted By: >>109011 >>109014

>>109006
>>109007
>>109008
Nate smacks the crocodile with his bigisi (BGC), stunning it for the turn. This buys him enough time to call Duke Nukem.
Just as the croc is ready to strike again, Duke Nukem blasts him in the face.
He enters the screen and puts one more shell into the creature, finishing it off.
>Bite my ass, reptile scum!
Officially, he's here to stay. He probably hates the NWO.

Chud Wed 04 Dec 2024 18:28:31 No.109011 Report

Quoted By: >>109013

>>109010
Since duke is stronger, he's the one to use the croc as a battering ram

Chud Wed 04 Dec 2024 18:31:57 No.109012 Report

rolan
if evens, success
if odds or digits, backfires (digits are le bad this roll)

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Chud Wed 04 Dec 2024 18:38:21 No.109013 Report

Quoted By: >>109017

>>109011
Duke Nukem hops on the croc boLet your heart be bright!s and uses the one he shot as a battering ram.
BAM!
The drawbridge's lock disengage and it falls onto the water.
Unfortunately, Duke Nukem falls beneath. He's now drowning and will drown to death in 5 turns.
Attempt to rescue him?

Chud Wed 04 Dec 2024 18:41:56 No.109014 Report

Quoted By: >>109015 >>109018

>>109010
As if that is enough to take down the ol' duke…
But try and lift the bridge anyway in case he's unconscious

Chud Wed 04 Dec 2024 18:43:22 No.109015 Report

>>109014
He isn't unconcious but the bridge is quite heavy and the body of water is taller than him.

Chud Wed 04 Dec 2024 18:46:31 No.109016 Report

rolan lift attempt
only 4 or 8 = success

Chud Wed 04 Dec 2024 18:47:25 No.109017 Report

Quoted By: >>109019

>>109013
meanwhile, satoko arrives in court after xhe was arrested

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Chud Wed 04 Dec 2024 18:47:46 No.109018 Report

Quoted By: >>109020

>>109014
Nate tries to lift the bridge, but he can barely get his fingers in between. The other Brapvengers show up to check out the commotion.

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Chud Wed 04 Dec 2024 18:57:44 No.109019 Report

Quoted By: >>109021 >>109022

>>109017
Satoko has reached the court. The judge says that he's been found guilty of obstructing justice and resisting arrest, and also of multiple charges aiding criminals. He can get his sentence suspended if he rats out his friends. Does he do this?

Chud Wed 04 Dec 2024 18:58:49 No.109020 Report

Quoted By: >>109023

>>109018
Ted can lift the board slightly due to his previous cabin building skills.

Chud Wed 04 Dec 2024 18:59:25 No.109021 Report

Quoted By: >>109025

>>109019
he is ESL so what he says makes no sense

Chud Wed 04 Dec 2024 19:00:01 No.109022 Report

Quoted By: >>109025

>>109019
satoko tell the judge xhe needs to go to the bathroom because xhe ate a taco beforehand and his stomach hurts

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Chud Wed 04 Dec 2024 19:07:16 No.109023 Report

>>109020
Ted wedges his pry bar into the bridge. If evens or digits, this successfully opens up the bridge a little.

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Chud Wed 04 Dec 2024 19:08:01 No.109024 Report

Quoted By: >>109026

Ted fails to open the bridge. 3 turns left.

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Chud Wed 04 Dec 2024 19:14:35 No.109025 Report

Quoted By: >>109027

>>109021
>>109022
Satoko mumbled, none of it is understood, confirming that he's ESL.
<Even if you're latinx, I can't just let you go.
>Can me go to bathroom o algo?
<Sure.
The cop escorts Satoko to the bathroom and he begins brapping and sharting at the toilet.

Chud Wed 04 Dec 2024 19:16:23 No.109026 Report

Quoted By: >>109028

>>109024
easter cobby plants explosives to break the bridge

Chud Wed 04 Dec 2024 19:17:01 No.109027 Report

Quoted By: >>109040 >>109043

>>109025
the smell is so bad that the cop passes out

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Chud Wed 04 Dec 2024 19:19:38 No.109028 Report

>>109026
Easter Cobby plants a small explosive.
Evens = success
Odds = failure
digits = success but hurt duke a little

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Chud Wed 04 Dec 2024 19:21:15 No.109029 Report

Quoted By: >>109030 >>109036

The bridge deforms a little but it isn't dislodged. Duke is unaffected by the blast. 2 turns left.

Chud Wed 04 Dec 2024 19:24:25 No.109030 Report

Quoted By: >>109031 >>109033

>>109029
worst luck ever award

Chud Wed 04 Dec 2024 19:25:12 No.109031 Report

>>109030
you can retry solutions with similar luck

Chud Wed 04 Dec 2024 19:26:01 No.109032 Report

or get nukem oxygen

Chud Wed 04 Dec 2024 19:26:12 No.109033 Report

Quoted By: >>109034

>>109030
Easter Cobby receives a worst luck ever award

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Chud Wed 04 Dec 2024 19:30:16 No.109034 Report

Quoted By: >>109035

>>109033
A worst luck ever award materializes on Eastern Cobby's chest. No turns are used. Still 2 turns left.

Chud Wed 04 Dec 2024 19:31:04 No.109035 Report

Quoted By: >>109037

>>109034
uh… have a24 shoot those metal things with his gun, i dont know

Chud Wed 04 Dec 2024 19:31:39 No.109036 Report

Quoted By: >>109037

>>109029
nate pees on the bridge and tases it attempting to burn it

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Chud Wed 04 Dec 2024 19:34:24 No.109037 Report

>>109035
>>109036
A24 shoots the metal hinges while Nate pisses and tazes the bridge.

First roll
if evens, success
Second roll
Only 5 works

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Chud Wed 04 Dec 2024 19:40:30 No.109038 Report

Quoted By: >>109041

The bridge finally snaps. Duke Nukem emerges from it. He's rescued from drowning, but the bridge's function is ruined. You gain trust and respect from Duke Nukem, solidifying him as a member of your party.
You may proceed.

Chud Wed 04 Dec 2024 19:41:44 No.109039 Report

I'll try to do less rolls in the future because that section was bullraisin

Chud Wed 04 Dec 2024 19:42:21 No.109040 Report

Quoted By: >>109042

do this >>109027 o algo

Chud Wed 04 Dec 2024 19:42:29 No.109041 Report

Quoted By: >>109052

>>109038
cross the bridge then

Chud Wed 04 Dec 2024 19:43:11 No.109042 Report

Quoted By: >>109044 >>109045

>>109040
then satoko (barely) fits into the cops uniform as a disguise

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Chud Wed 04 Dec 2024 19:43:43 No.109043 Report

Quoted By: >>109044

>>109027
The braps knock the cop out.

Chud Wed 04 Dec 2024 19:44:09 No.109044 Report

Quoted By: >>109045

>>109043
then >>109042

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Chud Wed 04 Dec 2024 19:50:00 No.109045 Report

Quoted By: >>109046 >>109047

>>109042
>>109044
Satoko puts on the cop's disguise. It takes a phenomenal amount of effort, but he makes it fit. He'll pass as any old mutt cop.

Chud Wed 04 Dec 2024 19:52:26 No.109046 Report

Quoted By: >>109055

>>109045
satoko covers the unconscious cop in raisin to make him a raisinskin and puts him on the toilet so people think he's still in there

Chud Wed 04 Dec 2024 19:53:09 No.109047 Report

Quoted By: >>109055

>>109045
he leaves the bathroom and leaves the door open, causing the smell to go all through the building

Chud Wed 04 Dec 2024 20:00:52 No.109048 Report

Quoted By: >>109049

taking a small break

Chud Wed 04 Dec 2024 20:57:16 No.109049 Report

>>109048
marge this is big break

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Chud Wed 04 Dec 2024 21:11:15 No.109050 Report

Quoted By: >>109051

>>>9277968
>marge this is big break

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Chud Wed 04 Dec 2024 21:28:42 No.109051 Report

>>109050
No soydueling good boydy!

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Chud Wed 04 Dec 2024 21:53:32 No.109052 Report

Quoted By: >>109053 >>109054

>>109041
The next room isn't a trap, but it had 2 NWO solLet your heart be bright!rs guarding it with P90's.
>Halt! Show your ID's!

Chud Wed 04 Dec 2024 21:55:14 No.109053 Report

>>109052
Meanwhile underground the cult of krampus is preparing to strike…

Chud Wed 04 Dec 2024 22:00:04 No.109054 Report

Quoted By: >>109057

>>109052
a24 shows his military ID

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Chud Wed 04 Dec 2024 22:02:28 No.109055 Report

Quoted By: >>109056 >>109058

>>109046
>>109047
Satoko covers the unconcious officer in fecal matter (totally unnecessary) then places him on one of the toilets.
He exits the bathroom, leaving the door open and letting the brap fumes into the hallway. The hallway is clear.

Chud Wed 04 Dec 2024 22:06:07 No.109056 Report

Quoted By: >>109059

~~>>9278723~~
>>109055
Satoko gets hungry and goes to the police break room to eat some takis

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Chud Wed 04 Dec 2024 22:09:24 No.109057 Report

>>109054
A24 shows his soviet ID.
>This is very peculiar, but I've seen weirder. You may carry on.
They open the door for you.

Chud Wed 04 Dec 2024 22:11:04 No.109058 Report

>>109055
a spark from an exposed wire in the bathroom and causes it to ignite the brap gas, causing a violent explosion

Chud Wed 04 Dec 2024 22:11:24 No.109059 Report

>>109056
in the break room, he sees a rat eating a can of planters peanuts

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Chud Wed 04 Dec 2024 22:12:56 No.109060 Report

Quoted By: >>109061 >>109062 >>109063

why is my postal dude Ted k sled insert in this bread

Chud Wed 04 Dec 2024 22:13:08 No.109061 Report

>>109060
Self* I'm a esl bad boy

Chud Wed 04 Dec 2024 22:15:51 No.109062 Report

>>109060
postal 3 mogs postal 1,2, corkscrew rules,postal mobile, 4 and brain damaged

Chud Wed 04 Dec 2024 22:17:14 No.109063 Report

Quoted By: >>109064

>>109060
because i like postal and i downloaded it, then i found ted kaczinski to be the most convenient for a plot point earlier

Chud Wed 04 Dec 2024 22:18:01 No.109064 Report

>>109063
postal 3 mogs postal 1,2, corkscrew rules,postal mobile, 4 and brain damaged

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Chud Wed 04 Dec 2024 22:20:19 No.109065 Report

Chud Wed 04 Dec 2024 22:34:53 No.109066 Report

Quoted By: >>109067

going to sleep saars

Chud Wed 04 Dec 2024 22:36:05 No.109067 Report

>>109066
'night

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Chud Wed 04 Dec 2024 22:41:41 No.109068 Report

Quoted By: >>109070

Satoko visits the Break room, for some coffee. His police suit has a wallet with cash, so he can buy some Takis with some money.
Meanwhile, the bathroom explodes due to the methane getting ignited. This kills the old officer, and leaves an opportunity for Satoko to fake his death effortlessly.

Chud Wed 04 Dec 2024 22:42:12 No.109069 Report

I meant takis but my brain is on autopilot today

Chud Wed 04 Dec 2024 22:51:40 No.109070 Report

Quoted By: >>109071

>>109068
satoko gets the takis as the other officers go to investigate, the opening of the takis attracts the rat

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Chud Wed 04 Dec 2024 23:00:28 No.109071 Report

Quoted By: >>109072 >>109073

>>109070
The gas explosion draws the officers in, as it is their call of duty. Satoko knows nothing of this, so he resumes his task. He buys 3 bags of blue takis, since 1 bag alone can't satiate his hunger (45 yards of walking is a long distance for him).
It's just him, and the now interested rat in the room. The mouse looks at him expectantly. He notices it.
Do you spare a few chips for the creature?

Chud Wed 04 Dec 2024 23:04:23 No.109072 Report

Quoted By: >>109074

>>109071
he gives the rat some takis and it says thank you and squeaks

Chud Wed 04 Dec 2024 23:06:24 No.109073 Report

Quoted By: >>109074

>>109071
the cant handle the spicy o algo and Let your heart be bright!s immediately

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Chud Wed 04 Dec 2024 23:09:07 No.109074 Report

Quoted By: >>109075

>>109072
Satoko is an animal lover at heart and gives a handful of takis yo the mouse. The mouse happily squeaks and climbs up to his shoulder.
>Ok rata you no eat much and we are amigos.
The mouse squeaks in agreement. He joins Satoko's party.
>>109073
is a buzzkill award

Chud Wed 04 Dec 2024 23:15:58 No.109075 Report

Quoted By: >>109076

>>109074
cut to nwo club

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Chud Wed 04 Dec 2024 23:24:52 No.109076 Report

Quoted By: >>109077

>>109075
You see what appears to be a sort of lobby, although this isn't the full extent of the underground structure.
You may enter the elevator to the UN Headquarters, or explore the facility further. The NWO dudes might not be okay with the second option, however.

Chud Wed 04 Dec 2024 23:27:15 No.109077 Report

Quoted By: >>109078

>>109076
Go through the elevator. They could split up but they already are>>109076

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Chud Wed 04 Dec 2024 23:34:59 No.109078 Report

Quoted By: >>109079

>>109077
You enter the elevator.
Upon exiting at the ground level, you feel like you've been mindfucked somehow. It's probably best to move along before you ask too many questions.

Chud Wed 04 Dec 2024 23:37:32 No.109079 Report

Quoted By: >>109080

>>109078
Proceed with going through

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Chud Wed 04 Dec 2024 23:48:18 No.109080 Report

Quoted By: >>109081 >>109082 >>109083

>>109079
In the hall, you find two adjacent rooms. Either way might work.

Chud Wed 04 Dec 2024 23:50:30 No.109081 Report

Quoted By: >>109083 >>109084

>>109080
Go left

Chud Wed 04 Dec 2024 23:51:02 No.109082 Report

Quoted By: >>109083 >>109084

>>109080
left

Chud Wed 04 Dec 2024 23:56:51 No.109083 Report

Quoted By: >>109084

>>109082
>>109080
>>109081
this but send tyrone to the right because he needs his welfare checks

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Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 00:09:51 No.109084 Report

Quoted By: >>109085

>>109081
>>109082
>>109083
Your party, except for Tyrone, who goes to the financial aid room, go to the private council of international affairs. At first glance, it looks like a bunch of bad boys raisinflinging and yelling at each other. Worse yet, you don't even find an Israeli here.

Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 00:11:51 No.109085 Report

Quoted By: >>109089

>>109084
a24 nootices the commie tattoos on the shiitalian and argensimian, and seeks information from them as a fellow comrade

Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 00:16:32 No.109086 Report

Quoted By: >>109087

satoko leaves the court with the mouse, gets into a cop car and drives off to find his friends in the van

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Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 00:28:06 No.109087 Report

Quoted By: >>109088

>>109086
Satoko enters his disguised victim's police cruiser and drives it away from the courthouse. He patrols the streets and listens for signs of the van.

Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 00:36:22 No.109088 Report

>>109087
he starts driving and after some time sees tire marks that look similar to the van's

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Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 00:36:39 No.109089 Report

Quoted By: >>109090

>>109085
A24 seeks to gain intel the Italian and the Argentinian, as a fellow communist.
>Excuse me, gentlemen.
<What is it?
>I think I got lost here. Where is a map?
<The Argentinian ate them all!
<No, the raisinalian ate them all!
The Britcuck taps on A24's shoulder.
^My goor sir, there is not a map of this premises. What are you looking for?

Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 00:44:09 No.109090 Report

Quoted By: >>109091

>>109089
He says that we're looking for the whereabouts of epstein and santa

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Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 00:57:11 No.109091 Report

Quoted By: >>109092 >>109093

>>109090
A24 says
>I'm looking for the whereabouts of Santa Cob and Jeffrey Epstein.
Britcuck responds
<Hahaha, hee hee hee, hohoho… Good one, chap. If you are serious, they should be at the department of mental health. You should be there rightaway!

Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 01:01:28 No.109092 Report

Quoted By: >>109097

>>109091
You look around for the department of mental health

Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 01:01:46 No.109093 Report

Quoted By: >>109094 >>109098

>>109091
Then it cuts to Tarrant and Satoko

Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 02:05:44 No.109094 Report

>>109093
satoko parks next to him

Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 02:28:26 No.109095 Report

come back op

Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 02:36:48 No.109096 Report

sorry, i might be undergoing burnout. also it's getting late

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Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 02:40:05 No.109097 Report

Quoted By: >>109099

>>109092
You run around the UN building a bit, but you can't find a Department of Mental Health. You never realize that missed the Britcuck's sarcasm.
You end up at the hospital wing. You see old Dr. Soystein, but he's brownwashed like in a couple of other appearances.
>Mmhmm, I recognize you from the database. The security guards are looking for you now. Do you want any treatments before you get kicked out, arrested, or killed?

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Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 02:41:36 No.109098 Report

Quoted By: >>109099

>>109093
Satiko picks up a trail on Brenton Tarrant. He soon joins several other cruisers that are in pursuit of the vehicle.

Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 02:47:46 No.109099 Report

Quoted By: >>109100 >>109103

let's check up on tyrone too after this
>>109097
have him drink chocolate milk, the most aryan beverage, sourced from eastern cobby's raisinskin teat to help free him from his brainwashing
>>109098
satoko tries to tell the other officers that it's a falseflag, but since he's esl we should roll to see if they understand or not

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Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 02:54:54 No.109100 Report

>>109099
You conduct a test on Eastern Cobby's milk, to see what effects it has. Dr. Soystein accepts this chocolate milk.

Rolan
0 nothing
1-2 turns hostile
3-5 breaks brainwashing
6-9 Turns eastern (also breaks brainwashing a little)
Digits = becomes party member

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Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 02:57:31 No.109101 Report

Quoted By: >>109102

Dr. Soystein's brainwashing has been broke. He becomes a bit of a right wing good boycel o algo.
>I think we should consider Total bad boy Death. Anyways, anything you'd like my faculties to do for you? Remember, the security guards are looking for you.

Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 02:59:37 No.109102 Report

Quoted By: >>109104

>>109101
ask him where to find a map of the area, and have him divert the security guards

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Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 02:59:38 No.109103 Report

Quoted By: >>109106

>>109099
Satoko says, thru the radio
>Seniors, we got wrong vehicle, pull off soon!
If evens, this persuades the police for a while. Otherwise, it isn't comprehended or it isn't accepted.

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Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 03:01:04 No.109104 Report

Quoted By: >>109107

>>109102
You ask Dr. Soystein
<Where do we find a map of this place?
Dr. Soystein says
>I have a few in my closet. Any room you're looking for in particular?

Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 03:02:32 No.109105 Report

will have him divert security guards OR SOMETHING

Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 03:03:37 No.109106 Report

Quoted By: >>109111

>>109103
he gets no response so he just braps like mario kart and causes the cars to crash, rolan even 2 cars crash, odd 1 car, dubs all 3

Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 03:11:12 No.109107 Report

Quoted By: >>109117

>>109104
tell them that you're looking for the santa cob george droid fent reactor

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Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 03:14:29 No.109108 Report

Quoted By: >>109109 >>109110

Meanwhile, Tyrone has been REJECTED at the office of Financial Aid.
One of the banker gigachad twins tell him
>Sorry, we only do financial aid for nations, not people.
Tyrone feels dejected from this revelation.

Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 03:16:25 No.109109 Report

Quoted By: >>109113

>>109108
tyrone goes on a loud rant and the other bad boy joins in

Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 03:16:52 No.109110 Report

Quoted By: >>109113

>>109108
tyrone has a rare negro moment of brilliance, rivaling the invention of the wheel. he pulls up the wikipedia page from micronations and vandalizes it so he shows up as a micronation

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Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 03:18:32 No.109111 Report

Quoted By: >>109112

>>109106
Satoko unleashes his brap gasses upon the hallway. Like magic smoke, it causes the two police cruisers to crash off the bridge. One remains. He pulls back a little, and reports the crash.

Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 03:19:47 No.109112 Report

>>109111
satoko pops his pudgy little head out of the window and gestures for the police officer to pull over since they couldn't understand his ESL

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Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 03:23:14 No.109113 Report

Quoted By: >>109114

>>109110
>>109109
Tyrone Elf pulls human Tyrone in and they plan a hustle on the bank. He vandalizes the list of micronations wiki page, then he and human Tyrone chimp out over the incident.

rolan
If 4, 8, or 9, then the vandalism gets reverted and Tyrone gets rejected again.

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Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 03:25:09 No.109114 Report

Quoted By: >>109116 >>109118

>>109113
>I don't see it.
<Believe in the magic of christmas!, cracka.
>Nah, I don't see you on micronations. If you want welfare, then go to social security, you stupid fucking bad boy.
Tyrone gets pissed, but there's nothing he can do about it.

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Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 03:28:12 No.109115 Report

Quoted By: >>109119

Satoko sticks his head out and motions for the police officer to pull over.
If evens, this is successful.

Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 03:32:31 No.109116 Report

Quoted By: >>109120 >>109122

>>109114
see if you can pickpocket one of the people in the bank to see if they're a government official and get social security that way

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Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 03:32:37 No.109117 Report

Quoted By: >>109124

>>109107
You tell Dr. Soystein that you're looking for the Santa Cob George Droid Fent Reactor.
>Sounds like YOU need medication! There's nothing of the sort on these premises!
You also ask him to divert the security guards. If evens or digits, he agrees and this is successfully done.

Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 03:32:47 No.109118 Report

Quoted By: >>109120 >>109122

>>109114
the kike promises the tyrone's a deal, if they make rap music for the scrooge to money off of, he will pay them 1.2%

Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 03:37:11 No.109119 Report

Quoted By: >>109127

>>109115
Tarrant uses his glock and tries to shoot at the officers car

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Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 03:37:21 No.109120 Report

Quoted By: >>109121

>>109116
>>109118
You try to pickpocket Dale Gribbleson. If digits are above 4, this is successful.

Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 03:37:59 No.109121 Report

>>109120
bad boy we're just gonna get sand

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Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 03:39:28 No.109122 Report

Quoted By: >>109123 >>109125

>>109118
>>109116
It turns out Dale Gribbleson is not a government official, and in fact, is a part of multiple anti-government organizations.
You wonder what he's doing here.
The kike sees your chutzpuh and offers you a record deal, in exchange for lawyers and a 1.2% cut of the profits.

Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 03:40:49 No.109123 Report

Quoted By: >>109125 >>109131

>>109122
ask the kike to declare elf tyronia a real nation and they've got a deal

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Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 03:42:19 No.109124 Report

Quoted By: >>109126

>>109117
Dr. Soystein uses his milk and cookies PD to activate disorientation milk and cookies in the security guards. They'll have a hard time finding you and will be easy to evade.

Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 03:42:28 No.109125 Report

Quoted By: >>109131

>>109122
>>109123
also make him make a mansa munsa referece

Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 03:47:51 No.109126 Report

Quoted By: >>109156

>>109124
enter the closet to find the maps

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Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 03:47:56 No.109127 Report

Quoted By: >>109129

>>109119
Brenton Tarrant fires his Glock multiple times at the enemy cruiser.
Odds = engine block
2 or 8 = police kill
6 or 0 = wound
otherwise, nothing

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Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 03:50:30 No.109128 Report

Quoted By: >>109130

The police retaliate by firing back.
below 3 = tire pop
below 6 = wound
otherwise, nothing happens

Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 03:50:47 No.109129 Report

>>109127
everyone Let your heart be bright!s the end

Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 03:51:21 No.109130 Report

Quoted By: >>109133

>>109128
the police car is behind satoko's cruiser now, brap at him

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Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 03:53:34 No.109131 Report

Quoted By: >>109132

>>109123
>>109125
You say that you'll accept, but only if the kike declares Elf Tyronia a real nation.
>Hey, I'm giving ya a lot, here…
This time, you beg him. If evens, he accepts these terms.

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Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 03:54:27 No.109132 Report

Quoted By: >>109136

>>109131
The kike declines to declare Elf Tyronia a real nation. The original deal still stands, however.

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Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 03:56:09 No.109133 Report

Quoted By: >>109134

>>109130
Satoko braps on the police again.
Rolan
If odds, or 4 or 8, they crash.

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Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 03:57:48 No.109134 Report

Quoted By: >>109135

>>109133
The final enemy crashes. You've helped Brenton Tarrant break free free from the police.
This concludes the pursuit.

Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 03:59:47 No.109135 Report

Quoted By: >>109138

>>109134
Tarrant calls the main party to see if they've made any progress and if they should go to the UN tower

Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 04:01:44 No.109136 Report

Quoted By: >>109141

>>109132
accept the deal, and work with the kike to make your first hit single so you can afford your own personal army against chadstein and the israelis

Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 04:02:46 No.109137 Report

Quoted By: >>109139

Send link to part 1

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Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 04:03:37 No.109138 Report

Quoted By: >>109142

>>109135
Brenton Tarrant calls the main party.
>I just evaded the police, thanks to Satoko. How is your status?
<We haven't found any sign of Santa Cob, or even Jeffrey Epstein. There are also security guards looking for us.
>Will you be needing my assistance?

Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 04:04:38 No.109139 Report

Quoted By: >>109140

>>109137

>>>/chive/107280

Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 04:06:04 No.109140 Report

>>109139
Thanks

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Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 04:06:24 No.109141 Report

Quoted By: >>109142

>>109136
You accept the deal.
>Okay, goy. Here's my numbah. My studio is in the Bronx…
Do you head over there?

Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 04:07:34 No.109142 Report

>>109138
>>109141
head over there, and have tyrone call tarrant (who nate told tyrone through phone is safe) for backup.

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Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 04:14:37 No.109143 Report

Quoted By: >>109144

~~>>9281512~~
You leave with the kike, then leave human Tyrone to call Brenton Tarrant, which you relay with Nate, to Tarrant, right before.
>Watsup, NIGGA?
<Umm… You got a Glock?
>Shiet, I got all kinds of shiet. You feelin' me?
What do you want Tyrone to do next?

Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 04:19:36 No.109144 Report

Quoted By: >>109145 >>109147

>>109143
go to the social security benefits office to cash in on a welfare check, then meet up with tarrant to begin assembling a personal army to take down chadstein

Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 04:21:33 No.109145 Report

Quoted By: >>109146 >>109147

>>109144
the army is full of bad boys from new york

Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 04:22:55 No.109146 Report

Quoted By: >>109147

>>109145
tyrone being a hood negro will help get them on their side, and tarrant is a good leader who can buck break them into the perfect personal army

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Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 04:41:02 No.109147 Report

>>109144
>>109145
>>109146
Tyrone goes to the social security office, then cashes out on his welfare.
Outside he meets up with Brenton Tarrant and Elf Feral.
>I know plenty-a-niggas. We can form an army.
<You're serving a great cause.
Soon, the team will recruit an army from the streets, who will help the Brapvengers.

Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 04:41:29 No.109148 Report

Quoted By: >>109149 >>109150 >>109151 >>109152

Alright, that's it for tonight. G'night, 'teens.

Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 04:41:59 No.109149 Report

>>109148
goodnight good boy, we'll keep the bread HOHOHO!ed

Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 04:42:55 No.109150 Report

>>109148
Night

Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 04:47:03 No.109151 Report

>>109148
goodnight.

Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 04:50:39 No.109152 Report

>>109148
goodnight, great entertainment

Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 12:11:45 No.109153 Report

still up nice

Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 14:43:10 No.109154 Report

HOHOHO!

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Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 16:22:46 No.109155 Report

>voice funtion

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Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 16:29:40 No.109156 Report

Quoted By: >>109157

>>109126
You grab a map of the UN Headquarters. You may choose a room.

There is a 50% chance you'll encounter at least one security guard when you enter. Certain rooms guarantee security presence.

Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 16:37:13 No.109157 Report

Quoted By: >>109158 >>109161

>>109156
room 25

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Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 16:39:43 No.109158 Report

Quoted By: >>109159 >>109161

>>109157
in room 25 we find marioman on a UN computer doing c0rd furry erp

Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 16:47:45 No.109159 Report

Quoted By: >>109160

>>109158
old screenshot award

Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 16:48:52 No.109160 Report

>>109159
okay? it still proves he did it a year ago HOHOHO!

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Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 16:53:03 No.109161 Report

Quoted By: >>109162 >>109163

>>109157
>>109158
You return to Room 25, which still has the guards there.
Marioman has also moved in and he's using the UN computer. For what? You're not sure.
That's of less importance, because the guards are now pointing guns at you.
>Hey, Nate Higgers, we know what you did to the NWO tunnels!
Crap…

Rolan
0-2 the guards want to kick you out
3-5 the guards want to arrest you
6-9 the guards eant to kill you

Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 16:54:24 No.109162 Report

Quoted By: >>109165

>>109161
have duke nukem shotgun blast one of the ground and have the soviet shoot the one close to him point blank while nate goes to investigate marioman's computer

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Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 16:55:23 No.109163 Report

Quoted By: >>109164

>>109161
The guards target Nate Higgers
>BAM BAM BAM
Their M16's fire in three-round bursts
Evens = all hit
1, 3, or 5 = half hit
7 or 9 = no hits
Digits = no hits

Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 17:00:02 No.109164 Report

>>109163
nate's blood is dark green

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Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 17:04:17 No.109165 Report

Quoted By: >>109166 >>109167

>>109162
>>109162
Half the rounds hit Nate Higgers, doing big damage. He walks over to Marioman to investigate the screen.
He sees him posting on the Sh@rty's namefag boards and listening to industrial metal.

Duke Nukem and A24 return fire on Nate's behalf.

Nukem fires a shotgun round into guard 1.

Rolan
Odds = meatshot (max damage)
2, 4, or 6 =
mediocre shot
Digits = kill
otherwise = all miss

A24 fires at guard 2.

Rolan
Odds = all hits
Evens = half hit
Digits = kill

Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 17:09:45 No.109166 Report

>>109165
Nate briefly sees a discord tab on the computer's task bar but marioman closes it before nate could fully notice it. then nate turns his attention to one of the guards tazing them.

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Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 17:12:02 No.109167 Report

Quoted By: >>109168

>>109165
All shots land, doing big damage to the guards. Their body armor helps mitigate some of this damage, thoughever.

Guard 1 fires a 3-round burst at Duke Nukem

Evens = all hit
1 or 3 = 1 hit
5 or 7 = 2 hits
otherwise = no hits (including digits)

Guard 2 buttstrokes A24
digits, 0, 1, or 3 = miss
evens except 0 = stun (number divided by 4, then rounded up)
otherwise, flat damage no stun

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Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 17:17:50 No.109168 Report

Quoted By: >>109169

>>109167
A24 is stunned and can't attack for the next turn.
Duke Nukem gets hit 3 times, but his beefcake-ness allowe him to tank the damage.
Nate stops investigating Marioman's computer and runs over to taze one of the guards.

What will the Brapvenger's attacks be?

Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 17:18:57 No.109169 Report

Quoted By: >>109170

>>109168
charge at the guards proceed to slide dodging any gun fire if they start shooting then melee them

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Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 17:24:26 No.109170 Report

Quoted By: >>109172

>>109169
Nate tazes guard 1 while the party charges in.

Rolan Nate
Odds = stunned divided by 3
Evens = stunned divided by 5
both rounded accordingly

Next roll in next post

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Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 17:26:15 No.109171 Report

Quoted By: >>109173

The tazer does fuckall.

The party members charge the guards.

Next rolan
0-4 stuns guards for 1 turn
5-9 knocks guards to ground
digits = stuns guards for 2 turns somehow

Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 17:26:49 No.109172 Report

Quoted By: >>109182

>>109170
ted shoots at the guards with his bow and arrow

Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 17:28:25 No.109173 Report

Quoted By: >>109177

>>109171
attempt to summon lee using the power of friendship

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Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 17:29:34 No.109174 Report

The guards attempt to leg sweep the entire party, except for Duke Nukem.

Rolan
Evens = ineffective
1, 3, or 5 = knocked to ground and stunned
7 or 9 = knocked to ground and stunned for 2 turns
digits = not knocked to ground

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Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 17:32:04 No.109175 Report

Quoted By: >>109176 >>109182

The Brapvengers don't get knocked to the ground.

Ted draws an arrow from his bow.

Any other attacks?

Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 17:32:51 No.109176 Report

Quoted By: >>109179

>>109175
Duke nukem tackles marioman

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Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 17:34:16 No.109177 Report

Quoted By: >>109178

>>109173
Before attacking, everyone attempts to summon Lee thru the power of friendship.
Evens = effective
odds = ineffective
effective and dividable by 2 or 3 = automatic party join
digits regardless of effect = effective and automatic party join

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Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 17:35:25 No.109178 Report

>>109177
just realized that evens is automatic party join

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Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 17:37:29 No.109179 Report

Quoted By: >>109180 >>109181 >>109183

>>109176
Duke Nukem tackles Marioman because of your apparent hate boner.
Duke uses his turn up doing this

Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 17:38:24 No.109180 Report

Quoted By: >>109182

>>109179
ted fires his bow at the guards

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Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 17:38:58 No.109181 Report

>>109179
>Duke Nukem tackles Marioman because of your apparent hate boner.
as he should

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Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 17:39:47 No.109182 Report

Quoted By: >>109185

>>109180
>>109172
>>109175
None of the party attacks the guards, except for Ted Kaczinski.

Rolan
evens = hit
1 or 7 = hit
otherwise or digits = no cigar

Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 17:40:14 No.109183 Report

Quoted By: >>109184 >>109186 >>109188

>>109179
eastern cobby pulls out his machete and attempts to behead him
even is just a slice
odd is half the neck
dubs is full beheading

Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 17:41:18 No.109184 Report

>>109183
him = the guard

Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 17:42:12 No.109185 Report

Quoted By: >>109186 >>109188

>>109182
The brapvengers start punching and kicking the guards while duke nukem starts curbstomping marioman

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Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 17:43:43 No.109186 Report

Quoted By: >>109187

>>109183
The guards get up and call for backup, which is just around the corner.
This is the only time they can call for backup, due to the confusion effects in their battle milk and cookies.

Your team is free to attack. >>109183 and >>109185 will be put into effect this turn.

Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 17:45:34 No.109187 Report

Quoted By: >>109188

>>109186
after curbstomping marioman duke nukem throws him at the backup guard along with the computer with the c0rd furry rp logs

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Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 17:58:05 No.109188 Report

Quoted By: >>109189 >>109190

>>109187
>>109183
>>109185
The party engages in melee combat with the guards.

Eastern Cobby attempts to behead guard 1.

Already rolled.

The other party punches and kicks guard 2.

Rolan

evens = stun
odds = stun for 2 turns
digits = stun for 3 turns

Duke Nukem attempts to curbstomp Marioman.

Rolan

0-3 = miss
4-7 = incapacitated
8 or 9 = murdered

Duke Nukem will throw Marioman and the UN computer at guard 3 next turn.

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Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 18:00:26 No.109189 Report

Quoted By: >>109192 >>109195

>>109188
lil good boydy appears

Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 18:01:31 No.109190 Report

Quoted By: >>109192

>>109188
ted shoots another arrow at the guards

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Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 18:06:13 No.109191 Report

Eastern Cobby incurs massive blood loss on guard 1.
The party has stunned guard 2 for 1 turn.
Duke Nukem picks up Marioman and the UN computer.

Guard 1 shoots Eastern Cobby.

Rolan

Odds = 2 hits
0, 2, 4 = 1 hit
6 or 8 = 3 hits
digits = 0 hits

Guard 2 is stunned and cannot attack.

Guard 3 shoots Duke Nukem.

Rolan

Evens = 2 hits
3 or 5 = 1 hit
7 or 9 = 3 hits + negates attack
1 or digits = 0 hits

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Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 18:11:54 No.109192 Report

Quoted By: >>109193 >>109194

Guard 1 is feeling woozy from blood loss.

Guard 2 is stunned, but will attack next turn.

Eastern Cobby gets hit twice.

Duke Nukem gets hit thrice by Guard 3. Hydrostatic shock makes him drop Marioman and the Computer.

>>109190 and >>109189 will be put into effect next attack.

Any other attacks?

Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 18:14:09 No.109193 Report

>>109192
Throw the third guard at the stunned guard

Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 18:14:19 No.109194 Report

>>109192
Nate steals the gun from the woozy guard to use for himself

Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 18:20:24 No.109195 Report

Quoted By: >>109196

>>109189
rolan
if dubs or evens, appearance
if odds or other digits, no appearance

Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 18:22:50 No.109196 Report

>>109195
no appearance

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Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 18:29:38 No.109197 Report

Quoted By: >>109198

Nate attempts to steal Guard 1's rifle. Due to blood loss, this is like taking candy from a baby.

Rolan

Only 3 or 7 negates.

Duke Nukem picks up Guard 3, intending to throw him at Guard 2, who is stunned until next frame.

Rolan

Odds = Both get stunned and damaged.
0 or 2 = attack negated
4, 6 or 8 = Only Guard 2 gets stunned again
Stuns are 1 turn

Marioman attempts to flee.

0-5 = successful
otherwise, including digits = failure

Postal Ted Kaczyneki prepared another arrow for Guard 2.

Rolan

Evens = Hit
1, 7 or 9 = critical hit
Digits = eyeshot (critical hit + stun)
Otherwise, miss

Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 18:33:15 No.109198 Report

>>109197
Nate finishes off guard 1 by tazing him then sending bullets into him

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Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 18:42:45 No.109199 Report

Marioman escapes the room.

Duke Nukem throws Guard 3 at Guard 2, increasing Guard 2's stun.

Nate successfully takes Guard 1's rifle. He laughs maniacally.

Ted Kaczynski's arrow lodges into Guard 2's shoulder, doing decent damage.

Guard 1 collapses from blood loss. He is dead and is no longer an fighter in the battle.

Guard 3 picks a target.

Rolan Target

0 or 1 = Ted
2 or 3 = A24
4 or 5 = Duke Nukem
6 or 7 = Nate Higgers
8 or 9 = Eastern Cobby

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Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 18:45:53 No.109200 Report

Quoted By: >>109201

Guard 3 singles out Nate Higgers. He fires his rifle.

Rolan
Even = All hits
1, 3, or 5 = all miss
7 or 9 = partial miss
Digits = rifle jams for a turn

Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 18:48:10 No.109201 Report

>>109200
Ouch

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Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 18:48:21 No.109202 Report

Quoted By: >>109203 >>109204 >>109205

Nate Higgers gets incapacitated and drops his rifle. He requires medical attention. He is also unable to attack.

Your party is free to attack.

Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 18:48:54 No.109203 Report

Quoted By: >>109206 >>109207 >>109208

>>109202
jump the un guard
also i thought you would cool it with the rolls and actually take in account the team strategy instead

Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 18:51:44 No.109204 Report

Quoted By: >>109208

>>109202
if nate Let your heart be bright!s, he is turned into a zombie and possessed by the crystal

Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 18:51:59 No.109205 Report

Quoted By: >>109208

>>109202
Seeing Nate injured from the bullets, one of the party members carries him and they go back into the elevator and head to the Hospital Wing for recovery

Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 18:52:53 No.109206 Report

>>109203
>also i thought you would cool it with the rolls and actually take in account the team strategy instead
I did say that. I ultimately decided to alter the rolls and make them more complex than success or failure. I did factor Guard 1's blood loss for the rifle roll.

Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 18:57:32 No.109207 Report

>>109203
I agree that pure randomness fucks everything up though.

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Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 19:04:15 No.109208 Report

Quoted By: >>109209

>>109205
>>109204
>>109203
Trent Reznor and Loud Reed haul Nate to the Hosptital.
No roll this time.

Everyone else melees the guard.

Rolan
1 or 6, no stun.
5, stun for 2 turns.
Otherwise, stun for 1 turn.

Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 19:07:04 No.109209 Report

Quoted By: >>109210

>>109208
trent and loud reed slip and nate gets severe brain damage

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Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 19:09:21 No.109210 Report

Quoted By: >>109212

Guard 3 is stunned for 1 turn.
Guard 2 butt strokes Eastern Cobby. This stuns him for 1 turn.

>>109209
Rolan.

If less than 4, Trent and Lou slip and hurt Nate's chances of surviving.

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Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 19:10:45 No.109211 Report

Quoted By: >>109213 >>109214

Guard 3 is stunned until next turn. Eastern Cobby is stunned for next turn.

Your party is free to attack.

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Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 19:11:48 No.109212 Report

>>109210
they find dr soystein and dr soystein's monster in the recovery room

Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 19:12:27 No.109213 Report

Quoted By: >>109215

>>109211
Fire at le guards' head

Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 19:20:55 No.109214 Report

Quoted By: >>109215

>>109211
A24 shoots a guard

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Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 19:29:11 No.109215 Report

>>109213
>>109214
Duke Nukem and A24 shoot the guards, both aiming for a headshot this time. Headshots or more risky, but can pay off.

Rolan Duke
0-3 = miss
4-6 = hits helmet
otherwise or digits = critical hit

Rolan A24
0 or 1, 8 or 9 = miss
2-4 = hits helmet
otherwise or digits = critical hit

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Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 19:31:56 No.109216 Report

Guard 3's face is shredded by the pellets.

Rolan
If 4-6, he somehow survived this.

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Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 19:34:48 No.109217 Report

Guard 3 collapses dead. His brain was also shredded.

Guard 2 retaliates against A24.

Rolan
If evens, miss.
If 1, 7, or 9, partial hit.
If 3 or 5, full hit.

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Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 19:36:06 No.109218 Report

Quoted By: >>109219

Guard 2's shots miss completely.
Eastern Cobby's stun wears off.

Your party is free to attack.

Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 19:37:27 No.109219 Report

Quoted By: >>109220

>>109218
ted kicks the guard in the balls, and smacks him in the face

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Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 19:41:51 No.109220 Report

>>109219
Postal Ted kicks Guard 2 in the nutsack, then punches him in the nose.

Rolan
Odds = stun
0 or 2 = minimal effect
4, 6 or 8 = big stun (2 turns)

Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 19:42:13 No.109221 Report

Quoted By: >>109223

gaayyyyy

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Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 19:44:08 No.109222 Report

Quoted By: >>109224

The guard punches Ted in return.

Rolan
same as previous, except big stun is knockout

Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 19:44:11 No.109223 Report

>>109221
negated

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Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 19:46:36 No.109224 Report

Quoted By: >>109225

>>109222
Because of heckin' trips, the UN guard's fist launches Ted into the wall and knocks him out.

Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 19:48:33 No.109225 Report

Quoted By: >>109226

>>109224
gangbang the UN guard

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Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 19:55:19 No.109226 Report

Quoted By: >>109227 >>109228

>>109225
Everyone gangbangs the UN guard until they ejaculate.
Then, everyone resumes to their normal positions.

Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 20:00:10 No.109227 Report

Quoted By: >>109230

>>109226
eastern cobby throws a bundle of firecrackers at the guard

Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 20:00:22 No.109228 Report

Quoted By: >>109229

>>109226
Wait that wasn't an attack?

Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 20:03:47 No.109229 Report

>>109228
it wasn't

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Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 20:07:58 No.109230 Report

>>109227
Eastern Cobby tosses a big firecracker at the guard.

Rolan
1, 3, or 5 = dodged
7 or 9 = friendly fire
evens = cripple
6 or 8 = big cripple
digits = big cripple + blood loss

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Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 20:11:59 No.109231 Report

The UN guard is crippled by the dynamite, reducing his movement and combat effectiveness.

He aims his rifle at Eastern Cobby.

Evens = miss
1 = miss
3 or 5 = partial hit
7 or 9 = full hit
digits = gun jams

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Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 20:14:42 No.109232 Report

Quoted By: >>109233

Eastern Cobby suffers the gun's full burst. He's below half health, now.

Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 20:17:17 No.109233 Report

Quoted By: >>109234 >>109235 >>109236

>>109232
Duke Nukem finishes off the guard while he's crippled

Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 20:23:18 No.109234 Report

Quoted By: >>109236

>>109233
everybody gangbangs the guard again after

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Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 20:34:47 No.109235 Report

>>109233
Duke aims for an execution shot.
Only 5 at the end of this post negates.

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Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 20:42:20 No.109236 Report

Quoted By: >>109237

>>109233
>>109234
Duke Nukem blasts the guard's brains out, killing him instantly.
Afterwards, most of the party gangrapes the guard's corpse.
The battle has now concluded.

Loot the guards? Visit the hospital?

Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 20:44:24 No.109237 Report

Quoted By: >>109238

>>109236
loot them, THEN visit the hospital

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Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 20:58:35 No.109238 Report

Quoted By: >>109239 >>109240 >>109241 >>109242

>>109237
You loot the guards. You gain 2 M16's one health kit, 2 NWO passes, and 6 grenades. They are added to the team inventory.

Afterwards, you go to the hospital wing.

Dr. Soystein says
>Your friend is in good health. This strange crystal was turning his skin green, so I removed it while he recovered.
>Hmm, all of you got hurt, too. I can heal you, too, if you'd like?

Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 21:01:19 No.109239 Report

Quoted By: >>109244

>>109238
Accept the healing

Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 21:02:40 No.109240 Report

Quoted By: >>109244

>>109238
you should dress 3 of your party members in the NWO guard outfit and have them larp as security detaining your party

Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 21:05:23 No.109241 Report

Quoted By: >>109244

>>109238
tell him the crystal is important and you need it o algo

Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 21:07:47 No.109242 Report

Quoted By: >>109243 >>109249

>>109238
After that it cuts to Satoko, Tyrone and Tarrant recruiting a bunch of people from the streets to form an army and help the Brapvengers

Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 21:10:37 No.109243 Report

Quoted By: >>109249

>>109242
Then other people can suggest their characters to help them, I guess

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Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 21:10:58 No.109244 Report

Quoted By: >>109245 >>109247

>>109239
>>109240
>>109241
Dr. Soystein heals your party to full health.

You request that you keep the crystal.
>Why would you? It turns your skin green?

You have a plan to disguise 3 party members with the deceased guards. This is risky, since there's a chance that you'll encounter more guards on the way, so plan accordingly. Otherwise, the disguise should make your party neutral to the guards.

Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 21:12:46 No.109245 Report

Quoted By: >>109246 >>109262

>>109244
They clean the blood off of the guards uniforms and then decide who wears them

Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 21:16:30 No.109246 Report

Quoted By: >>109262

>>109245
i vote lou, max and eastern cobby since they're all semites

Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 21:16:51 No.109247 Report

Quoted By: >>109262 >>109273 >>109281

>>109244
the crystal can be purified and turned into a normal one, and it can be used to open a portal to agartha or some raisin

Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 21:17:58 No.109248 Report

Quoted By: >>109262

send lou, max and cob one by one and have the rest of the party hide separately so the chances of being caught are lower

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Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 21:29:10 No.109249 Report

Quoted By: >>109250 >>109251 >>109254 >>109274 >>109275 >>109311

>>109242
>>109243
Team Tarrant and Tyrone have been recruiting solLet your heart be bright!rs for the TJD gang, which is allied with the Brapvengers.
So far, 5 have joined and are ready to roll in the van.
(Satoko is hiding somewhere, but will strike with Team Tarrant and Tyrone, and TJD)
You may suggest a few extra team members at this stage, with no roll. They will be turned black, as well, if they aren't already.

Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 21:31:19 No.109250 Report

Quoted By: >>109276

>>109249
yakub

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Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 21:33:57 No.109251 Report

Quoted By: >>109252 >>109253 >>109276

>>109249
Upgraded Mafia Toilet

Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 21:36:41 No.109252 Report

Quoted By: >>109253

>>109251
JANNY WAKE UP

Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 21:37:02 No.109253 Report

Quoted By: >>109256

>>109251
>>109252
I'll wait.

Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 21:37:49 No.109254 Report

Quoted By: >>109255

>>109249
George Floyd

Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 21:39:21 No.109255 Report

Quoted By: >>109260

>>109254
He's already with Epstein as part of the Santa replacement ritual

Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 21:40:27 No.109256 Report

Quoted By: >>109257

>>109253
Thanks for being so patient. One character choice per person?

Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 21:41:13 No.109257 Report

Quoted By: >>109258

>>109256
I would prefer that a little but you can suggest multiple.

Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 21:42:21 No.109258 Report

Quoted By: >>109259

>>109257
Okay. I will also wait just in case other people participating in the bread who are busy doing other things want to suggest

Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 21:42:42 No.109259 Report

Quoted By: >>109262

>>109258
In the meantime, we can go back to what the Brapvengers are doing

Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 21:56:02 No.109260 Report

>>109255
sorry i forgot

Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 22:01:15 No.109261 Report

Quoted By: >>109263

>>108798
also are you finally gonna do this now? >>108800

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Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 22:06:37 No.109262 Report

Quoted By: >>109266

>>109245
>>109246
>>109247
>>109248
>>109259
You send a semitic trio of Eastern Cobby, Max, and Loud Reed, to Room 25. They loot the blooLet your heart be bright!d clothes, then bolt to the nearest bathroom to wash the clothes.

Rolan
If 2, 6, or 8, a guard catches them and starts combat.

Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 22:07:50 No.109263 Report

Quoted By: >>109264

>>109261
If they're preparing them at this point, that basically suggests a loss condition.

Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 22:12:15 No.109264 Report

Quoted By: >>109265

>>109263
i thought you said when they arrive at NY, if it results in a loss, then i guess we don't have to do it for a little while

Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 22:16:38 No.109265 Report

>>109264
I wasn't saying the moment they arrived at New York, I meant at some point in New York. Sorry for the misunderstanding.

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Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 22:17:57 No.109266 Report

Quoted By: >>109267 >>109268

>>109262
The Semitic trio finishes washing the clothes. They look at their newfound drip in the mirror.

Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 22:19:25 No.109267 Report

Quoted By: >>109270

>>109266
They should carry the guards rifles aswell to blend in better

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Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 22:20:11 No.109268 Report

Quoted By: >>109269

>>109266
a heckin brony appears out of nowhere and asks le heckin trio if he can join them

Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 22:23:21 No.109269 Report

>>109268
rolan, evens this happens

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Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 22:25:55 No.109270 Report

Quoted By: >>109271 >>109272 >>109273

>>109267
The trio returns to the hospital. The unarmed are fitted with rifles to increase the team's offensive capability, and to help sell the disguise. You may also give Nate's rifle to Eastern Cobby, but he's already armed with a machete.

Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 22:28:22 No.109271 Report

Quoted By: >>109281

>>109270
Have Nate keep his rifle for self defense just incase the guards or something else finds him. Besides Cobby can just grab another rifle from some other guard

Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 22:28:58 No.109272 Report

Quoted By: >>109274 >>109281

>>109270
nate gets a cool armored brown coat as a upgrade

Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 22:29:42 No.109273 Report

Quoted By: >>109281

>>109270
tell the doc this >>109247

Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 22:30:14 No.109274 Report

>>109272
Want to suggest a character for this?
>>109249

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Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 22:30:53 No.109275 Report

Quoted By: >>109276

>>109249
some random british petroleum fan joins

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Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 22:37:41 No.109276 Report

Quoted By: >>109277 >>109278

>>109275
>>109250
>>109251
You recruit 3 extra solLet your heart be bright!rs into the TJD gang.

Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 22:40:42 No.109277 Report

Quoted By: >>109279 >>109283

>>109276
uhhh… now i don't know TOO much about skibidi toilet lore, but i think mafia toilet should be MUUCH bigger here, just saying

Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 22:41:39 No.109278 Report

Quoted By: >>109280 >>109283

>>109276
check the wiki for his proper size skibidi-toilet.fandom.com

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Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 22:43:18 No.109279 Report

Quoted By: >>109283

>>109277
Correct, he's quite big

Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 22:43:51 No.109280 Report

Quoted By: >>109282 >>109283

>>109278
Fandom wiki is unreliable albeit

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Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 22:44:04 No.109281 Report

>>109271
>>109272
>>109273
>>109247
Nate keeps his rifle. He goes to the closet for a brown coat with armor.

Rolan
If evens, he finds the coat

You tell Dr. Soystein that the green crystal from Atlantis can be purified to purge its effects. You say that the purified crystal can be used to open a portal to Agartha.
>That's some interesting lore… I'm curious as to how you intend to do this. Now that I think about it, its properties are magical right now… You could be right…

Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 22:46:24 No.109282 Report

>>109280
DVFVCKBQQM didn't tell us xheir canon sizes doe, so i tried my best o algo

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Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 22:47:26 No.109283 Report

Quoted By: >>109284 >>109285 >>109295

>>109279
>>109280
>>109278
>>109277
Mafia Toilet grows closer to his original size. (I don't like doing massive characters, so he won't be 15 meters tall)

Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 22:48:37 No.109284 Report

Quoted By: >>109286

>>109283
good enough i guess

Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 22:49:27 No.109285 Report

Quoted By: >>109287

>>109283
That's good. Do we recruit more or should that be enough?

Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 22:50:34 No.109286 Report

Quoted By: >>109288 >>109289

>>109284
I could scale him up more but it'll probably look ridiculous. Also, he wouldn't be able to enter buildings and such.

Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 22:52:02 No.109287 Report

>>109285
It's enough, I think, if we want to proceed now.

Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 22:52:26 No.109288 Report

Quoted By: >>109290 >>109291

>>109286
it's fine, besides, im gonna introduce something big soon, that i have been planning for a few hours, im not sure how it will go, but i believe it would br ok

Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 22:52:47 No.109289 Report

>>109286
Just keep him like that. We don't have to be 1:1 with the Skibidi Toilet lore

Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 22:53:24 No.109290 Report

Quoted By: >>109291

>>109288
and mafia toilet would put up a good fight against it…

Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 22:55:21 No.109291 Report

Quoted By: >>109292

>>109288
>>109290
At that point, you're kinda just creating a problem and a solution.

Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 22:57:26 No.109292 Report

Quoted By: >>109293

>>109291
it's related to epstein, who is basically the main boss of this adventure, just saying

Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 22:58:37 No.109293 Report

Quoted By: >>109294

>>109292
If you say so…

Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 23:00:53 No.109294 Report

>>109293
yeah, i plan on the brapvengers and epstein to have an early present introductionc final fight, and considering how powerful the brapvengers are getting, i think it's time for chadstein to get some upgrades too, i hope this doesn't end catastrophically…

Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 23:03:38 No.109295 Report

Quoted By: >>109302

>>109283
Anyways, the TJD gang head off to the UN building. Mafia Toilet uses his jetpack to fly there

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Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 23:04:42 No.109296 Report

Quoted By: >>109299

Nate finds an armored brown coat, increasing his armor, which gives him about 50% extra health.

Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 23:05:57 No.109297 Report

Quoted By: >>109298 >>109299

do you think it should reveal what it is now?

Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 23:06:12 No.109298 Report

>>109297
i*

Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 23:07:38 No.109299 Report

Quoted By: >>109300

>>109296
Nice trips, Nate pulls out the map from earlier and they look for their next destination in the building
>>109297
Don't spoil the surprise

Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 23:10:57 No.109300 Report

Quoted By: >>109301 >>109455

>>109299
you sure? i mean, it's a pretty big upgrade for chadstein, and im sure it would be pretty important to show it being made, but should i just hild off on until the final big fight?

Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 23:13:26 No.109301 Report

Quoted By: >>109303

>>109300
Maybe like a teaser scene showing it being worked on like muh heckin teasers of a titan getting upgrades in Skibidi Toilet

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Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 23:13:27 No.109302 Report

Quoted By: >>109306 >>109307

>>109295
Team TJD heads to the UN Headquarters. The gang members will soon reveal their weaponry.

Rolan weapons
0 = all pistols
1-3 = +pump action shotgun
2-5 = +pump action shotgun
4-6 = +mac 10
5-7 = +mp5
6-8 = +mac 10
7-9 = +mac 10
8-9 = +switch glock
9 = +RPG
digits = custom

Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 23:14:52 No.109303 Report

Quoted By: >>109304 >>109305

>>109301
speaking of skibidi toilet… it certainly is inspired by it, is all i can say

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Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 23:15:41 No.109304 Report

>>109303
festive dubs

Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 23:16:15 No.109305 Report

>>109303
also idk why im hyping it up so much, it really isn't THAT crazy, but whatever

Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 23:16:20 No.109306 Report

>>109302
I sorta figured the bad boy numbers would be boring here

Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 23:17:12 No.109307 Report

>>109302
Well now most of them are only good for close-ranged combat

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Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 23:21:37 No.109308 Report

Quoted By: >>109309 >>109310 >>109323

Team TJD rolls up to United Nations Headquarters. Do they leave the stolen vehicle parked?

Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 23:23:57 No.109309 Report

Quoted By: >>109334

>>109308
yeah but put a car bomb in it to take out any glowies searching for them

Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 23:24:44 No.109310 Report

Quoted By: >>109311 >>109312 >>109334

>>109308
park it, also tell us where satoko is, i haven't seen him in a while, he needs to come back desu

Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 23:28:05 No.109311 Report

Quoted By: >>109313 >>109334

>>109310
He said that Satoko is hiding somewhere and will attack with them
>>109249

Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 23:28:15 No.109312 Report

>>109310
call elf tyrone from the studio too, see how he's doing

Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 23:29:46 No.109313 Report

>>109311
oh, kinda glossed over that

Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 23:33:50 No.109314 Report

taking short break

Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 23:41:28 No.109315 Report

Quoted By: >>109316

going to sleep now

Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 23:50:14 No.109316 Report

Quoted By: >>109317

>>109315
forgot to mention this, but nate should put the crystal back in his pocket, it will be important later on, trustme, bye now for real

Chud Thu 05 Dec 2024 23:51:31 No.109317 Report

>>109316
Goodnight

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Chud Fri 06 Dec 2024 00:55:29 No.109318 Report

giftmy bread

Chud Fri 06 Dec 2024 01:14:37 No.109319 Report

Quoted By: >>109320 >>109321

Change of plans, good night everyone.

Chud Fri 06 Dec 2024 01:16:44 No.109320 Report

>>109319
Goodnight

Chud Fri 06 Dec 2024 01:17:39 No.109321 Report

>>109319
goodnight

Chud Fri 06 Dec 2024 02:38:51 No.109322 Report

Quoted By: >>109325

go up so bread doesn't Let your heart be bright!

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Chud Fri 06 Dec 2024 04:29:38 No.109323 Report

Quoted By: >>109388

>>109308
You WILL use this slighty better PNG of Mafia Toilet because… you will okay??
Up so it doesn't Let your heart be bright! I guess

Chud Fri 06 Dec 2024 04:30:07 No.109324 Report

Left sage on award

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Chud Fri 06 Dec 2024 06:40:24 No.109325 Report

Quoted By: >>109331

>>109322
bread will live

Chud Fri 06 Dec 2024 09:36:29 No.109326 Report

Quoted By: >>109327

HOHOHO!

Chud Fri 06 Dec 2024 13:35:11 No.109327 Report

>>109326
HOHOHO! 2

Chud Fri 06 Dec 2024 15:47:13 No.109328 Report

up o algo

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Chud Fri 06 Dec 2024 16:50:58 No.109329 Report

Quoted By: >>109333

B6NAM7cn, GTFIHAACTT NOOOOOOW!

Chud Fri 06 Dec 2024 16:57:48 No.109331 Report

>>109325
W kiepskim swiecie
Kiepskie sprawy,
Marne zycie i zabawy
Sa codzienne awantury
- nie ma dnia bez ostrej rury
Ojciec biega na bosaka:
Jest zadyma i jest draka
Nikt nikomu nie tlumaczy,
By sprobowac zyc inaczej

(Pa pa pa, pa pa pa)
To jest wlasnie Kiepskich swiat
(Pa pa pa, pa pa pa)
Kiepskich zycie, Kiepskich swiat

* * *

Sa nadzieje i milosci,
Sa zwyciestwa i radosci,
Sa skandale i halasy,
Na tapczanie wygibasy
Choc problemy sa kosmiczne,
Jest tu calkiem sympatycznie
To jest wlasnie Kiepskich zycie,
Zobaczycie - uwierzycie!

(Pa pa pa, pa pa pa)
To jest wlasnie Kiepskich swiat
(Pa pa pa, pa pa pa)
Kiepskich zycie, Kiepskich swiat

* * *

W kiepskim swiecie
Kiepskie sprawy,
Marne zycie i zabawy
Sa codzienne awantury
- nie ma dnia bez ostrej rury
Ojciec biega na bosaka:
Jest zadyma i jest draka
Nikt nikomu nie tlumaczy,
By sprobowac zyc inaczej

(Pa pa pa, pa pa pa)
To jest wlasnie Kiepskich swiat
(Pa pa pa, pa pa pa)
Kiepskich zycie, Kiepskich swiat

* * * *

Sa nadzieje i milosci,
Sa zwyciestwa i radosci,
Sa skandale i halasy,
Na tapczanie wygibasy
Choc problemy sa kosmiczne,
Jest tu calkiem sympatycznie
To jest wlasnie Kiepskich zycie,
Zobaczycie - uwierzycie!

(Pa pa pa, pa pa pa)
To jest wlasnie Kiepskich swiat
(Pa pa pa, pa pa pa)
Kiepskich zycie, Kiepskich swiat

(Pa pa pa, pa pa pa)
To jest wlasnie Kiepskich swiat
(Pa pa pa, pa pa pa)
Kiepskich zycie, Kiepskich swiat

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Chud Fri 06 Dec 2024 16:58:04 No.109332 Report

>>>9290156
>W kiepskim swiecie
>Kiepskie sprawy,
>Marne zycie i zabawy
>Sa codzienne awantury
>- nie ma dnia bez ostrej rury
>Ojciec biega na bosaka:
>Jest zadyma i jest draka
>Nikt nikomu nie tlumaczy,
>By sprobowac zyc inaczej

>(Pa pa pa, pa pa pa)
>To jest wlasnie Kiepskich swiat
>(Pa pa pa, pa pa pa)
>Kiepskich zycie, Kiepskich swiat
>
>* * *
>
>Sa nadzieje i milosci,
>Sa zwyciestwa i radosci,
>Sa skandale i halasy,
>Na tapczanie wygibasy
>Choc problemy sa kosmiczne,
>Jest tu calkiem sympatycznie
>To jest wlasnie Kiepskich zycie,
>Zobaczycie - uwierzycie!
>
>(Pa pa pa, pa pa pa)
>To jest wlasnie Kiepskich swiat
>(Pa pa pa, pa pa pa)
>Kiepskich zycie, Kiepskich swiat
>
>* * *
>
>W kiepskim swiecie
>Kiepskie sprawy,
>Marne zycie i zabawy
>Sa codzienne awantury
>- nie ma dnia bez ostrej rury
>Ojciec biega na bosaka:
>Jest zadyma i jest draka
>Nikt nikomu nie tlumaczy,
>By sprobowac zyc inaczej
>
>(Pa pa pa, pa pa pa)
>To jest wlasnie Kiepskich swiat
>(Pa pa pa, pa pa pa)
>Kiepskich zycie, Kiepskich swiat
>
>* * * *
>
>Sa nadzieje i milosci,
>Sa zwyciestwa i radosci,
>Sa skandale i halasy,
>Na tapczanie wygibasy
>Choc problemy sa kosmiczne,
>Jest tu calkiem sympatycznie
>To jest wlasnie Kiepskich zycie,
>Zobaczycie - uwierzycie!
>
>(Pa pa pa, pa pa pa)
>To jest wlasnie Kiepskich swiat
>(Pa pa pa, pa pa pa)
>Kiepskich zycie, Kiepskich swiat
>
>(Pa pa pa, pa pa pa)
>To jest wlasnie Kiepskich swiat
>(Pa pa pa, pa pa pa)
>Kiepskich zycie, Kiepskich swiat

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Chud Fri 06 Dec 2024 17:26:26 No.109333 Report

Quoted By: >>109336

>>109329
he is dead

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Chud Fri 06 Dec 2024 18:03:50 No.109334 Report

>>109309
>>109310
>>109311
Satoko and Mafia Toilet reveal themselves.
You also put a car bomb in your van, in case glowies haul it off. It can be disarmed if it's still present later.
You call Tyrone. He just recorded an original Christmas song that'll be put into this year's playlists and subvert the goyim even more, and also some covers of various gangster rap artists and Christmas songs. Other kikes like it so far, so Tyrone is paid $400 for his efforts, and will receive %1.2 of the income his music makes in the future.

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Chud Fri 06 Dec 2024 18:07:33 No.109335 Report

Quoted By: >>109336 >>109337

Meanwhile, Nate takes the crystal back, then reads the map again (which is constantly in his posession, so he can do this anywhere).

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Chud Fri 06 Dec 2024 18:09:11 No.109336 Report

Quoted By: >>109339

>>109333
he is dead my ass
>>109335
Take the dead guard boLet your heart be bright!s to the D.N.S. crematorium to be disposed of properly before (((they))) call for backup

Chud Fri 06 Dec 2024 18:10:48 No.109337 Report

Quoted By: >>109338 >>109339 >>109340

>>109335
nate puts the crystal into his pocket, then calls up tarrant to come over to the teams location, and purify the crystal with his aryan magic

Chud Fri 06 Dec 2024 18:21:29 No.109338 Report

Quoted By: >>109340

>>109337
the crystal and the sword can summon an aryan alien

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Chud Fri 06 Dec 2024 18:23:22 No.109339 Report

Quoted By: >>109342

>>109336
>>109337
You get some backs from the DNS crematorium, then return to Room 25 to clean up. You put the guards into the bodybags and even clean the room, just to be extra scrupulous.
You store the bodybags in the DNS, to be cremated.

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Chud Fri 06 Dec 2024 18:28:13 No.109340 Report

Quoted By: >>109341

>>109338
>>109337
Team TJD enters the lobby, even Mafia Toilet somehow. There are armed guards.
If this digit ends in evens, you have to go through their checkpoint.

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Chud Fri 06 Dec 2024 18:29:04 No.109341 Report

Quoted By: >>109386

>>109340
The guards block your path.
How do you get pass them? No firearms in the facility.

Chud Fri 06 Dec 2024 18:29:09 No.109342 Report

Quoted By: >>109343

>>109339
a bad boy zombie comes out of those things in the background (forgot what they are called

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Chud Fri 06 Dec 2024 18:33:55 No.109343 Report

Quoted By: >>109344 >>109345

>>109342
A bad boy zombie comes out one of the DNS's drawers or whatever they're called. He's hostile.

Chud Fri 06 Dec 2024 18:35:47 No.109344 Report

Quoted By: >>109346

>>109343
Nate uses the evil crystal on the zombie and makes the zombie krampus out

evens, and it fails and he bites a random party member

Chud Fri 06 Dec 2024 18:36:27 No.109345 Report

Quoted By: >>109346

>>109343
the zombie says "feeeeeennnnnntttt…" get it? cause hes a zombie, but also a bad boy? so instead of saying braaains, he says fent?

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Chud Fri 06 Dec 2024 18:38:20 No.109346 Report

Quoted By: >>109347

>>109344
>>109345
Nate tries to krampusify the zombie. It fails and he attacks good boyler, since he's the closest.
If evens, he bites and infects good boyler, if odds, he's a fent zombie and can't infect.

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Chud Fri 06 Dec 2024 18:40:30 No.109347 Report

Quoted By: >>109348 >>109349

>>109346
The bad boyzombie bites and infects good boyler. He instantly becomes brown. He'll turn in 2 turns.

Chud Fri 06 Dec 2024 18:42:01 No.109348 Report

Quoted By: >>109351

>>109347
they all shoot their guns at the zombie

Chud Fri 06 Dec 2024 18:48:32 No.109349 Report

Quoted By: >>109350 >>109351

>>109347
good boyler can't live with becoming Latinx and asks someone to shoot him.

Chud Fri 06 Dec 2024 18:49:36 No.109350 Report

>>109349
i believe he can be saved, please

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Chud Fri 06 Dec 2024 18:53:08 No.109351 Report

>>109348
>>109349
Everyone who has a gun shoots at the zombie.

Rolan multiple

1-6 = Max hits
3-8 = Duke hits (4 or 6 meatshot)
5-0 (wraps around) = Nate hits
7-2 (wraps around) = Lou Reed hits
Simple hit is 2 shots, or 5 shots for Duke
Evens = All meatshots
Digits = All criticals

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Chud Fri 06 Dec 2024 18:57:54 No.109352 Report

Quoted By: >>109353 >>109354 >>109355

The zombie gets shot up heavily but he still stands. Most of the rifles hit, and so does Duke's shotgun.

good boyler sees his hands turning brown, and begs for someone to finish him before he turns.
Whoever does the honor has to use their turn.

The zombie attacks A24.

Rolan

If 2 or 4, A24 evades.
If 0 or 6 or 8, A24 gets bitten.
If odds, he evades.

Chud Fri 06 Dec 2024 18:59:07 No.109353 Report

>>109352
Sneed

Chud Fri 06 Dec 2024 18:59:10 No.109354 Report

>>109352
A24 mercykills good boyler after dodging the bite

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Chud Fri 06 Dec 2024 18:59:49 No.109355 Report

Quoted By: >>109356

>>109352
A24 evades, he also shoots because I forgot to roll it last turn.

Rolan

2 or 4 = Meatshot
Odds = Miss
Evens = Hit
Digits = Critical

Chud Fri 06 Dec 2024 19:00:17 No.109356 Report

>>109355
it's a meatshot

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Chud Fri 06 Dec 2024 19:00:54 No.109357 Report

Quoted By: >>109358 >>109359

All of A24s shots land at the zombie (meatshot).

Chud Fri 06 Dec 2024 19:01:46 No.109358 Report

Quoted By: >>109360 >>109367

>>109357
DONT kill boyler, i believe he can be saved, just knock him out for now

Chud Fri 06 Dec 2024 19:03:11 No.109359 Report

>>109357
The party tries to restrain good boyler to save him.

Chud Fri 06 Dec 2024 19:03:19 No.109360 Report

Quoted By: >>109361

>>109358
Marge, you prompted the bad boyzombie?

Chud Fri 06 Dec 2024 19:04:38 No.109361 Report

Quoted By: >>109362

>>109360
i didn't think he was gonna kill one of the members… it was just gonna be a minor threat

Chud Fri 06 Dec 2024 19:05:10 No.109362 Report

Quoted By: >>109363

>>109361
but tbh, boyler didn't really do much anyways, so its not a big loss

Chud Fri 06 Dec 2024 19:06:01 No.109363 Report

>>109362
if you want to, you can kill him

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Chud Fri 06 Dec 2024 19:07:41 No.109364 Report

Quoted By: >>109365

Eastern Cobby and Ted Kaczynski strike good boylee try to knock him out, then cover him with a bodybag. (It's recommended for the other party members to attack the zombie)

Rolan
Evens or 5 = success
Odds = fail
Digits = success

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Chud Fri 06 Dec 2024 19:08:42 No.109365 Report

Quoted By: >>109366

>>109364
It fails. Have the other party members attempt to subdue good boyler or attack the zombie again?

Chud Fri 06 Dec 2024 19:11:10 No.109366 Report

Quoted By: >>109368

>>109365
max smacks the zombie with his gun, and duke shoots the zombie with his shotgun

Chud Fri 06 Dec 2024 19:14:16 No.109367 Report

Quoted By: >>109368

>>109358
Nate takes good boyler's gun and shoots him with it

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Chud Fri 06 Dec 2024 19:26:23 No.109368 Report

>>109367
>>109366
Max buttstrokes the zombie, while Duke blasts another shell into its face.
Meanwhile, Nate takes good boyler's Luger with one bullet in it and jams it in his cranium, for an execution style kill.

Rolan Max and Duke

4-9 = Max hits
2-7 = Duke hits
5 = Meatshot
Even (if hit) = Meatshot
Digits = Critical

Rolan Nate
3 or 7 = Aimed at wrong part of hear like a Rudolf
other odds = good boyler gets heavily wounded and becomes heavily wounded zombie
Even = complete kill

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Chud Fri 06 Dec 2024 19:32:22 No.109369 Report

Quoted By: >>109370

good boyler turns into a bad boyzombie because Nate aimed at the jaw like the stupid fucking Rudolfed bad boy soyim he is.
The bad boyzombie's flesh falls apart.
If evens, he falls over and can't attack.
If odds, he attacks a party member.

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Chud Fri 06 Dec 2024 19:34:35 No.109370 Report

>>109369
The zombie attacks Max.

Rolan

If 5 or 7, Max evades.
If evens, he evades.
If digits, he evades.
Otherwise, he gets bitten.

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Chud Fri 06 Dec 2024 19:36:14 No.109371 Report

Quoted By: >>109372 >>109373

Max parries the wounded bad boy zombie's attack, effectively evading it.
Unfortunately, you have two zombies now.

Chud Fri 06 Dec 2024 19:37:30 No.109372 Report

Quoted By: >>109374

>>109371
have max smack boyler with the gun repeatedly until xhe gets knocked out

Chud Fri 06 Dec 2024 19:40:16 No.109373 Report

Quoted By: >>109374

>>109371
oh, and reed and nukem attack the bad boy zombie

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Chud Fri 06 Dec 2024 19:46:12 No.109374 Report

Quoted By: >>109375

>>109372
>>109373
Max repeatedly strikes good boyler, in hopes that it'll knock him out, but he's a zombie, so this is unlikely to happen.

Rolan

1, 3 or 5 = good boyler gets knocked out
7 or 9 = he gets killed
Evens = He gets stunned
Digits = Knocked out

Loud Reed and Duke Nukem shoot at the bad boyzombie.

Rolan

3-8 = Nukem hits
4-9 = Max hits
Evens = Meatshots
Digits = Critical

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Chud Fri 06 Dec 2024 19:49:54 No.109375 Report

Quoted By: >>109376 >>109377

>>109374
good boyler gets knocked out as a zombie.
The bad boyzombie gets hit enough times to get disfigured. His attacks are going to be even less effective.

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Chud Fri 06 Dec 2024 19:52:48 No.109376 Report

>>109375
The zombie's eyes are bloody and his vision is impaired, he is also disfigured. He's barely able to attack or even see his opponents. He goes for it anyway.

Rolan
Evens = No attack
Digits = No attack
1 or 3 = Attack
other odds = falls over

Chud Fri 06 Dec 2024 19:52:59 No.109377 Report

Quoted By: >>109378 >>109379

>>109375
max puts boyler in a black bag, and puts the bag on his back, easten cobby shoves a firecracker into the zombies mouth

Chud Fri 06 Dec 2024 19:53:59 No.109378 Report

Quoted By: >>109379

>>109377
i meant eastern cobby does that to the bad boy zombie, not boyler, sorry for any confusion

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Chud Fri 06 Dec 2024 20:00:41 No.109379 Report

Quoted By: >>109380 >>109383

>>109377
>>109378
Max shoves the unconcious zombie good boyler into a body bag.

Eastern Cobby shoves a lit firecracker into the bad boyzombie's mouth.

Rolan

1 = Firecracker falls out, doing minimal damage
7 = Zombie survived
Evens = violent decapitation
otherwise, killed less violently

Chud Fri 06 Dec 2024 20:03:24 No.109380 Report

Quoted By: >>109381 >>109384

>>109379
cremate the boLet your heart be bright!s

Chud Fri 06 Dec 2024 20:06:24 No.109381 Report

Quoted By: >>109382

>>109380
nigga stop, he's unconscious, he can't do anything

Chud Fri 06 Dec 2024 20:07:04 No.109382 Report

Quoted By: >>109384

>>109381
he'll wake up and spread

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Chud Fri 06 Dec 2024 20:08:12 No.109383 Report

>>109379
The bad boyzombie's head gets blasted in just the right way to disintegrate part of it and leave the rest of it on the walls and floor. The entire room gets painted in the zombie's blood.

The battle has been won.

Chud Fri 06 Dec 2024 20:09:29 No.109384 Report

Quoted By: >>109385

>>109382
>>109380
Let's try and see if he can be cured first.

Chud Fri 06 Dec 2024 20:10:17 No.109385 Report

Quoted By: >>109387 >>109389

>>109384
so take him back to the hospital wing?

Chud Fri 06 Dec 2024 20:19:37 No.109386 Report

Quoted By: >>109388 >>109393

>>109341
The negros try to negotiate with the guards in a swarthy speak, and Mafia Toilet speaks in the skibidi language to them which the guards find le heckin incomprehensible

Chud Fri 06 Dec 2024 20:20:22 No.109387 Report

>>109385
lets try that first

Chud Fri 06 Dec 2024 20:20:57 No.109388 Report

Quoted By: >>109390

>>109386
SNCA but I was this ID >>109323 from the days before, don't know why it changed

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Chud Fri 06 Dec 2024 20:21:45 No.109389 Report

Quoted By: >>109399

>>109385
You bring the unconscious good boyler back to the hospital wing, which is one room away.
You ask Dr. Soystein to help formulate a cure.
>I have an idea… Combine Sproke and zombie blood in a vial and run it through your green crystal. That might form a cure, but this is venturing outside the realm of science…

Chud Fri 06 Dec 2024 20:22:13 No.109390 Report

Quoted By: >>109391

>>109388
IP reset probably.

Chud Fri 06 Dec 2024 20:24:05 No.109391 Report

>>109390
Weird cause I still see the (you)'s from the older ID

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Chud Fri 06 Dec 2024 20:24:35 No.109392 Report

Shart on a post

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Chud Fri 06 Dec 2024 20:27:34 No.109393 Report

Quoted By: >>109394 >>109395

>>109386
The negroes try to negotiate with the guards.
>Aye, bruh. We are undercover niggas an shiet. That cop oughta tell ya the same thing. We good, because we just are that way, alright?
Meanwhile, the Mafia toilet speaks his skibidi-Swarthish. This confuses the guards.
If 2, 4, 6, or 8, this works.
If 1 or 3, they interrogate raisinoko.
Otherwise, this fails.

Chud Fri 06 Dec 2024 20:28:43 No.109394 Report

>>109393
this triggers combat o algo

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Chud Fri 06 Dec 2024 20:29:05 No.109395 Report

Quoted By: >>109396

>>109393
The guards interrogate Satoko.
>Okay, these teenagers asked for you to vouch for them. Can you explain what is going on, here?

Chud Fri 06 Dec 2024 20:30:04 No.109396 Report

Quoted By: >>109397 >>109401

>>109395
And of course, he speaks ESL to them

Chud Fri 06 Dec 2024 20:30:27 No.109397 Report

Quoted By: >>109398 >>109400

>>109396
Does he use any special argument?

Chud Fri 06 Dec 2024 20:32:16 No.109398 Report

Quoted By: >>109401

>>109397
nigga, he's ESL

Chud Fri 06 Dec 2024 20:32:59 No.109399 Report

Quoted By: >>109451

>>109389
try that

Chud Fri 06 Dec 2024 20:33:28 No.109400 Report

>>109397
He tries to say in english that these amigos are his niggas who are visiting some friends in this building

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Chud Fri 06 Dec 2024 20:35:19 No.109401 Report

Quoted By: >>109402 >>109405

>>109396
>>109398
Satoko tries to roll with the nigga gangster's argument, that they're undercover 'n' shiet. His ESL confuses everything.
>Bro, umm. bro they is undercover o algo and i a officer of the police… Me hungry for tacos o algo. *brap*

Rolan

If odds, they let you in despite confusion
If evens, they engage in combat.

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Chud Fri 06 Dec 2024 20:38:34 No.109402 Report

Quoted By: >>109403 >>109404

>>109401
The guards attack first.
The glowie reveals his RAY GUN.

Rolan power
Higher number = more damage
Odds = area of effect

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Chud Fri 06 Dec 2024 20:43:37 No.109403 Report

Quoted By: >>109406

>>109402
The guards pull their gun on Satoko
>Let your heart be bright! YOU WETBACK!

Rolan UN
Evens = Hit
1, 3, or 5 = Miss
7 or 9 = Meatshot
Digits = Critical

Rolan Glowie
Odds = Hit
0, 2, or 4 = Miss
6 or 8 = Miss but AoE
Digits = Critical

Chud Fri 06 Dec 2024 20:43:46 No.109404 Report

Quoted By: >>109405 >>109406 >>109408

>>109402
mafia toilet fires his acid gun at the glowie

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Chud Fri 06 Dec 2024 20:45:29 No.109405 Report

Quoted By: >>109406 >>109408

>>109401
>>109404
Mafia Toilet laughs and aims his acid cannon at the glowie, charging it up and blasting it

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Chud Fri 06 Dec 2024 20:47:36 No.109406 Report

Quoted By: >>109407

>>109403
Most of the UN's bullets hit satoko, hurting him.
>Aahhh, friendly fire, homes!
The glowie's ray gun misses completely.

Your party is free to attack.
>>109404 and >>109405 will be enacted this turn

Chud Fri 06 Dec 2024 20:50:35 No.109407 Report

Quoted By: >>109408 >>109455

>>109406
tarrant jumps at one of the guards and slices his throat open with his bone sword

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Chud Fri 06 Dec 2024 21:02:59 No.109408 Report

>>109407
>>109404
>>109405
Mafia Toilet laughs at the glowie and fires his acid gun at him.

Rolan

Evens = Full hit
5, 7 or 9 = Partial hit
Digits = Full hit
Otherwise, miss

Brenton Tarrant performs a risky flip jump, intending to slash one of the guard's throats.

Rolan

0 or 2 = Out of range
Other Evens = Partial hit + stun
Odds = Throat slit
Digits = Beheaded

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Chud Fri 06 Dec 2024 21:06:44 No.109409 Report

The glowie gets submersed in acid, instant kill.
Brenton's sword slashes the guard's mouth. It's painful and stuns him, but he isn't dead.
It's the enemy's turn to attack.

Chud Fri 06 Dec 2024 21:06:45 No.109410 Report

jesus christ man this rolling raisin is autistic as fuck wake me up when you get to the good part of the adventure aka Santa's workshop managiftent

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Chud Fri 06 Dec 2024 21:08:46 No.109411 Report

>jesus christ man this rolling raisin is autistic as fuck wake me up when you get to the good part of the adventure aka Santa's workshop managiftent

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Chud Fri 06 Dec 2024 21:09:58 No.109412 Report

The unstunned guard shoots at mafia toilet.

Evens = hit but no damage
7 or 9 = partial armor penetration
digits = full armor penetration
otherwise = miss

Chud Fri 06 Dec 2024 21:10:41 No.109413 Report

Quoted By: >>109417

also since when did OP start using fucking dice rolls every single fucking turn? dmin 6 adventure wasnt entirely like this

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Chud Fri 06 Dec 2024 21:10:45 No.109414 Report

Quoted By: >>109416

The Rudolfed guard misses his shots.

Your party is free to attack.

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Chud Fri 06 Dec 2024 21:11:21 No.109415 Report

>>jesus christ man this rolling raisin is autistic as fuck wake me up when you get to the good part of the adventure aka Santa's workshop managiftent

Chud Fri 06 Dec 2024 21:12:54 No.109416 Report

Quoted By: >>109425

>>109414
Satoko tackles the stunned guard and sits on his face, building up a massive toxic brap

Chud Fri 06 Dec 2024 21:14:04 No.109417 Report

>>109413
I decided to try something different and probably more realistic. One of the flaws I saw with 'dmin 6, was that the enemies couldn't even strike back half the time. That's why I'm doing semi-traditional turn festive combat this time.

Chud Fri 06 Dec 2024 21:16:20 No.109418 Report

No one even uses b@sed anymore. Just get rid of that damn wordfilter.

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Chud Fri 06 Dec 2024 21:17:05 No.109419 Report

>No one even uses b@sed anymore. Just get rid of that damn wordfilter.

Chud Fri 06 Dec 2024 21:17:54 No.109420 Report

Quoted By: >>109421

also another complaint in your adventure breads it takes so fucking long to get to fighting the major bosses fighting the same fodder enemies for 3 days gets boring

Chud Fri 06 Dec 2024 21:23:08 No.109421 Report

>>109420
Well, I have two counterarguments.
First, I give many opportunities to avoid combat. With the right lick and strategy, you can avoid fighting the UN guards entirely.
Second, I tried to make fodder enemies more interesting and threatening. Previously, it was just blast the raisin out of enemies or chop them in half and proceed to next room. Now, it's engage in actual combat or GTFO to another room, or avoid combat entirely.
I guess you don't like it, anyway. I'm experimenting and trying to make combat more engaging.

Chud Fri 06 Dec 2024 21:26:01 No.109422 Report

Quoted By: >>109423

I just entered the bread, how did this go from saving christmas to whatever is happening now? Algo whats the winning terms?

Chud Fri 06 Dec 2024 21:27:50 No.109423 Report

Quoted By: >>109424

>>109422
>I just entered the bread, how did this go from saving christmas to whatever is happening now?
The party, the Brapvengers, are exploring New York and trying to find Santa Cob.
>Algo whats the winning terms?
You find Santa and prevent the evil Santa replacement ritual from occurring.

Chud Fri 06 Dec 2024 21:28:26 No.109424 Report

>>109423
Thanks

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Chud Fri 06 Dec 2024 21:30:13 No.109425 Report

Quoted By: >>109426 >>109428

>>109416
Satoko pushes the stunned UN guard and sits on his face. He unleashes a ghastly brap into the officer's face.

Rolan

Evens = Knocked out
7, or 9 = Stun
1, 3 or 5 = Ineffective
Digits = Kill

Chud Fri 06 Dec 2024 21:32:56 No.109426 Report

>>109425
Dammit one off

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Chud Fri 06 Dec 2024 21:33:49 No.109427 Report

Quoted By: >>109429 >>109431

The brap knocks the guard out, taking him out of the battle.

The remaining guard buttstrokes Satoko.

Rolan

Evens = Stun
1, 3, or 5 = Miss
7 or 9 = Knocked out

Chud Fri 06 Dec 2024 21:34:51 No.109428 Report

Quoted By: >>109435

>>109425
Meanwhile, epstein calls israeli backed syrian rebels to come as reinforcement

Chud Fri 06 Dec 2024 21:35:49 No.109429 Report

Quoted By: >>109436

>>109427
Some of the TJD n1ggers use their shotguns on the remaining guard. They're a bunch of street n1ggers so their aim isn't that good

Chud Fri 06 Dec 2024 21:36:45 No.109430 Report

say some corny ass jolly line straight out of a 2000s disney christmas special

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Chud Fri 06 Dec 2024 21:37:03 No.109431 Report

Quoted By: >>109432

>>109427
Because of digits, Satoko gets knocked into the wall early present introductioncly. He's still merely stunned because I didn't say what digits would do.

Chud Fri 06 Dec 2024 21:37:39 No.109432 Report

Quoted By: >>109433

>>109431
op do this

Chud Fri 06 Dec 2024 21:46:33 No.109433 Report

>>109432
digits as in repeating digits doe

Chud Fri 06 Dec 2024 21:59:58 No.109434 Report

taking a small break, hopefully a short one

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Chud Fri 06 Dec 2024 22:18:53 No.109435 Report

>>109428
Epstein calls a cell of Syrians to investigate the incident at the UNHQ. They'll enter the building in 3 turns.

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Chud Fri 06 Dec 2024 22:26:05 No.109436 Report

>>109429
The TJD niggas fire their guns at the remaining UN guard. Their gangsta aim is kinda bad. Only one of them uas a shotgun, the rest have pistols.

Rolan pistol

0 or 2 = all misses
other Evens = mostly misses, a few hits
1, 3, or 5 = partial hit
7 or 9 = full hit
Digits = Critical

Rolan shotgun

Other Evens = Miss
6 or 8, 1 or 3 = Partial hit
other Odds = Full Hit / Meatshot
Digits = Critical

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Chud Fri 06 Dec 2024 22:29:27 No.109437 Report

Quoted By: >>109439

The Rudolfed gangsters leave a scratch on the UN guard.

He retaliates against the gangsters.

Rolan
Evens = partial hit
1, 3, or 5 = full miss
Other odds = full hit

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Chud Fri 06 Dec 2024 22:30:20 No.109438 Report

The guard fails to hit the gangsters at all because he is a fucking Rudolf.

Chud Fri 06 Dec 2024 22:30:36 No.109439 Report

Quoted By: >>109440

>>109437
BP fan shoves the bottom of his flag pole into the guard

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Chud Fri 06 Dec 2024 22:35:35 No.109440 Report

>>109439
The BP fan tries to stick his flagpole into the guard.

3 = blocked by armor
5 = parried with rifle
9 = hit
1 or 7 = critical
Evens = hit
Digits = critical

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Chud Fri 06 Dec 2024 22:38:03 No.109441 Report

The guard parries the flag, then shoots the BP fan.

Rolan

Evens = hit
7 or 9 = partial miss
Other odds = full miss
Digits = BP fan counters with a flag to the guard's eye

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Chud Fri 06 Dec 2024 22:38:45 No.109442 Report

Quoted By: >>109443

The guard misses again, maybe he's firing blanks????

Chud Fri 06 Dec 2024 22:40:27 No.109443 Report

Quoted By: >>109444

>>109442
Tarrant charges at the guard and uses his sword at him and attacks with the BP fan. Mafia Toilet charges another acid shot if they didn't kill him already

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Chud Fri 06 Dec 2024 22:48:08 No.109444 Report

>>109443
Brenton Tarrant slashes his sword, while BP fan swings his flagpole.

Rolan Tarrant

Evens = the guard gets cut up pretty badly
1 or 3 = miss
other odds = partial hit on armor

Rolan BP fan

Evens = stun
1 or 3 = blocked
Other Odds = Pure damage

Mafia toilet aims and charges his acid cannon. He's on standby this turn for if the melee doesn't kill the guard.

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Chud Fri 06 Dec 2024 22:51:34 No.109445 Report

The guard suffers some damage from the attacks.

Mafia toilet fires his acid cannon.

Rolan
Evens = full hit
Odds = partial hit

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Chud Fri 06 Dec 2024 22:53:41 No.109446 Report

Quoted By: >>109447

The remaining guard gets killed by acid. Team TJD has won the battle and may roam the UNHQ building.

Chud Fri 06 Dec 2024 22:54:44 No.109447 Report

Quoted By: >>109448

>>109446
Feral elf picks up the glowies ray gun to use as a weapon, assuming it wasn't destroyed by the acid

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Chud Fri 06 Dec 2024 22:56:13 No.109448 Report

>>109447
Feral Elf searches for the ray gun.

Odds = it was destroyed

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Chud Fri 06 Dec 2024 22:56:50 No.109449 Report

Quoted By: >>109450

Feral Elf now has a raygun.

Chud Fri 06 Dec 2024 22:58:07 No.109450 Report

Quoted By: >>109452

>>109449
Yakub picks up one of the guards rifles. Then it cuts back to the Brapvengers

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Chud Fri 06 Dec 2024 23:00:41 No.109451 Report

Quoted By: >>109454

>>109399
Dr. Soystein prepares the mystery cure. The process turns the crystal red.

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Chud Fri 06 Dec 2024 23:01:54 No.109452 Report

Quoted By: >>109456

>>109450
Yakub picks up one of the rifles.

Chud Fri 06 Dec 2024 23:03:16 No.109453 Report

Quoted By: >>109454

Also I'm considering adjusting some of the rolls or the system because getting mediocre results because of a random number is coal.

Chud Fri 06 Dec 2024 23:04:27 No.109454 Report

Quoted By: >>109457

>>109451
They question what he meant by venturing outside the realm of science and Soystein continues formulating the cure
>>109453
Nice

Chud Fri 06 Dec 2024 23:04:58 No.109455 Report

>>109407
Are you awake? Do you want to tease this? >>109300

Chud Fri 06 Dec 2024 23:13:59 No.109456 Report

Quoted By: >>109469

>>109452
Also a group of glowies try to contact the one glowie that Mafia Toilet killed. He doesn't pick up and they question what happened to him. Epstein contacts them and says a bunch of people are attacking and he needs backup. The glowies and the Syrian rebels are both driving to the building

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Chud Fri 06 Dec 2024 23:21:04 No.109457 Report

Quoted By: >>109458

>>109454
You ask what Dr. Soystein meant by "this is venturing outside the realm of science'
He responds
>You see, there aren't any special courses on this type of thing. There is no info in any textbook about zombies, or making a cure for said zombies. If this cure even works, I'm creating a new field of medicine.
Dr. Soystein's mystery cure is prepared. You may use it on the sleearly present introductionng zombie.

Chud Fri 06 Dec 2024 23:25:23 No.109458 Report

>>109457
Use the cure on that zombie. Then nate and the three disguised as UN guards look at the map on where to go next

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Chud Fri 06 Dec 2024 23:33:06 No.109459 Report

Quoted By: >>109460

Dr. Soystein jabs the zombie. It's a coin flip on whether it works.

Rolan

Odds = cure zombie
Evens = doesn't cure

Chud Fri 06 Dec 2024 23:36:31 No.109460 Report

>>109459
good boyler is saved

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Chud Fri 06 Dec 2024 23:36:35 No.109461 Report

Quoted By: >>109463

good boyler emerges from the bodybag cured.

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Chud Fri 06 Dec 2024 23:37:32 No.109462 Report

Quoted By: >>109464

Nate examines the map, to see where to go next.

Chud Fri 06 Dec 2024 23:37:50 No.109463 Report

Quoted By: >>109466

>>109461
lil good boydy appears

Chud Fri 06 Dec 2024 23:38:53 No.109464 Report

Quoted By: >>109466

>>109462
Go to eastern affairs and find a bunch of russians and ukrianians raisinflinging

Chud Sat 07 Dec 2024 00:18:19 No.109465 Report

Quoted By: >>109466

B6NAM7cn became a dead bad boy again award

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Chud Sat 07 Dec 2024 00:42:11 No.109466 Report

Quoted By: >>109468

>>109465
>>109464
>>109463
The Brapvengers goes to the Council of Eastern Affairs. (They are opaque due to the room being crowded)
It's similar to the private council of international affairs: That is, it's countrywars and raisinflinging.

Rolan
If 2 or 4, a UN guard happens by
If above 4, lil good boydy appears

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Chud Sat 07 Dec 2024 00:44:46 No.109467 Report

Lil good boydy enters the room.

Alternate view:

Chud Sat 07 Dec 2024 00:50:58 No.109468 Report

Quoted By: >>109476 >>109477

>>109466
The three disguised as UN guards decide to go to the admin room from the map earlier

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Chud Sat 07 Dec 2024 00:59:23 No.109469 Report

>>109456
A device on the glowie's corpse sends a dead man's switch type signal, alerting more glowies.
Jeffrey Epstein coordinates with the glowies to integrate them into the sandbad boy glowies in the parking lot.

Rolan
If 3 or less, they do not disturb the van
Otherwise, they do and it blows up

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Chud Sat 07 Dec 2024 01:07:09 No.109470 Report

The van blows up, taking out the glowies and one of the sandbad boy teams.

If more than 3, law enforcement arrives because of the explosion.

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Chud Sat 07 Dec 2024 01:11:33 No.109471 Report

Quoted By: >>109472

Law enforcement doesn't arrive. Only four sandbad boys will rnter the building, for the time being.

Chud Sat 07 Dec 2024 01:12:40 No.109472 Report

Quoted By: >>109473

>>109471
The other glowies being dead makes the same alert to more of them

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Chud Sat 07 Dec 2024 01:25:34 No.109473 Report

Quoted By: >>109474

>>109472
The same alert is broadcasted to glowie HQ.
The glowies contact Jeffrey Epstein again. This time, he'll send a team of Israeli solLet your heart be bright!rs to the scene. The glowies will also send double their pawns.

Chud Sat 07 Dec 2024 01:25:58 No.109474 Report

Quoted By: >>109475

>>109473
Check up on santa cob

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Chud Sat 07 Dec 2024 01:29:25 No.109475 Report

>>109474
Santa Cob is imprisoned at Jeffrey Epstein's headquarters.

Chud Sat 07 Dec 2024 01:30:44 No.109476 Report

Quoted By: >>109477

>>109468
This

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Chud Sat 07 Dec 2024 01:49:27 No.109477 Report

Quoted By: >>109478

>>109476
>>109468
You send your disguised trip to General Administration. It's unlike rooms encountered beforehand. You are met with a secretary.
She says
>Hello. Welcome to General Admin! I see some fresh faces here, today!

Chud Sat 07 Dec 2024 01:51:20 No.109478 Report

Quoted By: >>109479

>>109477
OMGSISA
The three try to flirt with her. Roll decides if their flirting is any good

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Chud Sat 07 Dec 2024 01:56:13 No.109479 Report

Quoted By: >>109480

>>109478
The trio of solLet your heart be bright!rs rizz up the secretary.
Lou Reed says
>I can see why they made you secretary, but I think you should be a stage singer instead.

Rolan rizz
Evens = W rizz
Odds = L rizz and bitchless

Chud Sat 07 Dec 2024 01:59:36 No.109480 Report

>>109479
Even dubs

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Chud Sat 07 Dec 2024 02:00:36 No.109481 Report

Quoted By: >>109482

The secretary blushes at such a compliment. She is enamoured by the guards. How do you proceed?

Chud Sat 07 Dec 2024 02:02:07 No.109482 Report

Quoted By: >>109483 >>109485

>>109481
They ask where Epstein is currently located

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Chud Sat 07 Dec 2024 02:05:50 No.109483 Report

Quoted By: >>109484 >>109486

>>109482
You ask the secretary where Jeffrey Epstein is located.
>Hmmm…

Rolan
If evens, she somehow KNOWS
If odds, she gets you in contact with administration

Chud Sat 07 Dec 2024 02:08:44 No.109484 Report

Quoted By: >>109488

>>109483
They also ask where Santa is aswell

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Chud Sat 07 Dec 2024 02:08:47 No.109485 Report

>>109482
>… Let's just say, I heard from a guy, who heard from their uncle… That Jeffrey Epstein is a part of a little crew, that operates from a synagogue tunnel, and that they might have a little… fortress outside of it… but don't tell anyone!
WTF!

Chud Sat 07 Dec 2024 02:09:04 No.109486 Report

Quoted By: >>109487

>>109483
since she knows the 3 of them give her a kiss on the cheek

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Chud Sat 07 Dec 2024 02:10:39 No.109487 Report

>>109486
The three guards kiss her on the cheek. They now know of Epstein's whereabouts!

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Chud Sat 07 Dec 2024 02:14:46 No.109488 Report

>>109484
They also ask of Santa's location.
>Erm…
If evens, she somehow KNOWS this too
If odds, she doesn't

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Chud Sat 07 Dec 2024 02:18:12 No.109489 Report

Quoted By: >>109490

She frowns
>He got abducted by Epstein. They're holding him in the tunnels near the synagogue and fort.
She knows a scary amount of info.

Chud Sat 07 Dec 2024 02:19:40 No.109490 Report

Quoted By: >>109491 >>109494

>>109489
They ask for the location of the tunnels and fort, maybe where the entrance is or a map of it

Chud Sat 07 Dec 2024 02:23:12 No.109491 Report

>>109490
this will only have a chance to happen if one of them kisses this ugly foid pig on the lips

Chud Sat 07 Dec 2024 02:39:47 No.109492 Report

Quoted By: >>109493

does anyone hat

Chud Sat 07 Dec 2024 02:42:18 No.109493 Report

Quoted By: >>109495

>>109492
Marge

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Chud Sat 07 Dec 2024 02:45:56 No.109494 Report

Quoted By: >>109496 >>109502

>>109490
You ask for the location of the tunnels and fort.
>The fort is at Herschel Synagogue…
If evens, she even draws a map for you.
If odds, that's the extent of her knowledge.

Chud Sat 07 Dec 2024 02:46:03 No.109495 Report

>>109493
does anyone hat army?

Chud Sat 07 Dec 2024 02:46:34 No.109496 Report

>>109494
cobson rapes her and turns into rapeson

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Chud Sat 07 Dec 2024 02:48:06 No.109497 Report

Quoted By: >>109498 >>109512 >>109516

Finally, she says
>I've never been there. Be careful.

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Chud Sat 07 Dec 2024 02:49:46 No.109498 Report

Quoted By: >>109499

>>109497
Cobson turns into rapeson

Chud Sat 07 Dec 2024 02:52:59 No.109499 Report

>>109498
I saw those odds

Chud Sat 07 Dec 2024 02:54:35 No.109500 Report

Quoted By: >>109511

I don't feel like doing the rape prompts.

Chud Sat 07 Dec 2024 03:01:09 No.109501 Report

Quoted By: >>109510

It's getting late. Good night, 'teens.

Chud Sat 07 Dec 2024 03:01:59 No.109502 Report

Quoted By: >>109503

>>109494
They ask where the Herschel Synagogue is

Chud Sat 07 Dec 2024 03:07:00 No.109503 Report

Quoted By: >>109504 >>109507 >>109520

>>109502
They don't need to ask about the location of Herschel Synagogue.

Chud Sat 07 Dec 2024 03:09:02 No.109504 Report

Quoted By: >>109508

>>109503
Okay I don't know if that's a real place or not but anyway they thank her and return to the main group

Chud Sat 07 Dec 2024 03:12:31 No.109505 Report

Quoted By: >>109506

I am having a break will come back later evendoe you might be asleep when I come back

Chud Sat 07 Dec 2024 03:14:30 No.109506 Report

>>109505
In an hour or two

Chud Sat 07 Dec 2024 04:25:24 No.109507 Report

>>109503
I'm back. Are you awake?

Chud Sat 07 Dec 2024 04:29:12 No.109508 Report

Quoted By: >>109522

>>109504
The trio call the main group and they tell them the new info

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Chud Sat 07 Dec 2024 05:21:05 No.109509 Report

Holy gift

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Chud Sat 07 Dec 2024 05:43:01 No.109510 Report

>>109501
I'm Rudolfed and I didn't take notice of this post

Chud Sat 07 Dec 2024 05:54:08 No.109511 Report

>>109500
You lied to me :(

Chud Sat 07 Dec 2024 06:12:00 No.109512 Report

Quoted By: >>109513 >>109518

>>109497
FUUCCKKK HER NOOOOOWWWWWW

Chud Sat 07 Dec 2024 06:23:22 No.109513 Report

Quoted By: >>109514 >>109515

>>109512
He said he doesn't like rape scenes but it may work if we're consensual with it

Chud Sat 07 Dec 2024 06:35:19 No.109514 Report

>>109513
oh my science… please do this saars…

Chud Sat 07 Dec 2024 06:36:08 No.109515 Report

Quoted By: >>109517

>>109513
also sorry for leaving so soon, i had to abruptly leave, i might tell you why later, but idk

Chud Sat 07 Dec 2024 10:39:06 No.109516 Report

Quoted By: >>109522

>>109497
Before I go to bed they try to call the main Brapvengers group but their phone ran out of battery or the glowies hacked it or some excuse so they can't communicate easily

Chud Sat 07 Dec 2024 10:39:34 No.109517 Report

Quoted By: >>109521

>>109515
It's fine saar, also when will you tease Epstein's creation

Chud Sat 07 Dec 2024 10:40:26 No.109518 Report

>>109512
Maybe Nate can later on

Chud Sat 07 Dec 2024 13:48:37 No.109519 Report

I'm not late thank god

Chud Sat 07 Dec 2024 13:50:46 No.109520 Report

>>109503
(Save this prompt for later)
Courtesy to Adolf Hitler , the chuud that Let your heart be bright!d from previous bread revived as ice mage after his soul reached hyperborea

Chud Sat 07 Dec 2024 13:54:14 No.109521 Report

>>109517
very sqqn, also expect me to leave abruptly again today, but i will try to contribute anyway

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Chud Sat 07 Dec 2024 17:45:13 No.109522 Report

>>109516
>>109508
The trio attempts to call the main team, but it gets intercepted.

Rolan
If evens, a glowie breaks in and combat is initiated

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Chud Sat 07 Dec 2024 17:49:52 No.109523 Report

Quoted By: >>109524

A glowie breaks in
>YOU KNOW TOO MUCH GOYIM! Let your heart be bright!!
He fires his ray gun.

Rolan
Evens except 0 = Partial hit
0, 1, 3, 5 = Miss
7 or 9 = Full hit

Chud Sat 07 Dec 2024 17:50:54 No.109524 Report

>>109523
over

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Chud Sat 07 Dec 2024 17:53:14 No.109525 Report

Quoted By: >>109526

The glowie fires at Max. The round melts his armor and damages his whole body.
Your party is free to attack.

Chud Sat 07 Dec 2024 18:06:01 No.109526 Report

Quoted By: >>109527

>>109525
they whisper to the secretary asking her to seduce the glowie

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Chud Sat 07 Dec 2024 18:11:38 No.109527 Report

>>109526
You whisper to the secretary to seduce the glowie. It's time to test if she has the rizz.
>Mr. Glowie, doesn't it get boring fighting all day? Why don't we take a break and talk over a coffee?

Rolan
Evens = Glowie stops fighting and tries to flirt with secretary
1, 3, or 5 = Glowie continues fighting
7 or 9 = Glowie is at least distracted

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Chud Sat 07 Dec 2024 18:16:13 No.109528 Report

Quoted By: >>109529

>Get out of the way, goyim.
The glowie interacts with the secretary.
>I wouldn't touch you with my co-workers hands, bitch!
The secretary breaks down crying.
L rizz, I guess.
Your party is free to attack.

Chud Sat 07 Dec 2024 18:20:54 No.109529 Report

Quoted By: >>109530

>>109528
they all attack at the same time, but eastern cobby goes for the hand holding the ray gun

Chud Sat 07 Dec 2024 18:21:19 No.109530 Report

>>109529
i mean he tries to cut it off

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Chud Sat 07 Dec 2024 18:24:47 No.109531 Report

The gunmen fire at the glowie while Eastern Cobby prepares to swing his machete on the glowie's hand.

Rolan gunmen
Evens = Partial hit
1 or 3 = Full Miss
5, 7, or 9 = Full hit

Will roll machete next post

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Chud Sat 07 Dec 2024 18:28:38 No.109532 Report

Quoted By: >>109533

>Ahh! SON OF A GOY!
Eastern Cobby swings his machete at the glowie.

Rolan
1 or 3 = Ineffective
5 or 7 = Partial cut
9 = gun falls off
Evens = Hand cut off

Chud Sat 07 Dec 2024 18:29:20 No.109533 Report

Quoted By: >>109536

>>109532
try again next turn, but beware of (((his))) trick!

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Chud Sat 07 Dec 2024 18:32:43 No.109534 Report

>OUUCCH!
The glowie's hand and gun are blooLet your heart be bright!d, reducing his accuracy.
He fires at Lou Reed reflexively.

Rolan
Evens = Miss
1 or 3 = Miss
5 or 7 = Partial hit
9 = Full hit
Digits = Gun explodes somehow

Chud Sat 07 Dec 2024 18:33:51 No.109535 Report

Logically this had like a 9% chance to happen, everybody, makes me want to mcnutt

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Chud Sat 07 Dec 2024 18:36:38 No.109536 Report

Quoted By: >>109537

The glowie gets a lucky hit on Lou Reed, damaging him significantly.

Your party is free to attack. >>109533 will be enacted.

Chud Sat 07 Dec 2024 18:37:20 No.109537 Report

Quoted By: >>109538

>>109536
after lou reed is shot, eastern cobby says a prayer and tries to behead him

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Chud Sat 07 Dec 2024 18:44:08 No.109538 Report

>>109537
Eastern Cobby sees Lou Reed getting shot and says a short prayer, before he swings his machete.

Rolan
Evens, digits or 9 = Behead
1 or 3 = Machete bounces off
5 or 7 = Partial cut

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Chud Sat 07 Dec 2024 18:49:17 No.109539 Report

Quoted By: >>109540 >>109541

The glowie gets beheaded by Eastern Cobby's machete. The prayer must've worked.

Combat has concluded. What next?

Chud Sat 07 Dec 2024 18:49:50 No.109540 Report

Quoted By: >>109542

>>109539
loot his corpse and check for a dead man's switch

Chud Sat 07 Dec 2024 18:51:29 No.109541 Report

Quoted By: >>109542

>>109539
eastern cobby wears the glowies head on his back, they all rizz up the secretary again to cheer her up and make her not tell anybody

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Chud Sat 07 Dec 2024 18:55:40 No.109542 Report

Quoted By: >>109543 >>109546

>>109540
>>109541
Max loots the body and finds the dead man's switch. It'll alert glowies of his death. Destroying it might not work.

Eastern Cobby takes the glowie's head, then he and Lou Reed rizz up the secretary some more, and cheer her up. She is very likely to be open to joining your party, at this point.

Chud Sat 07 Dec 2024 19:04:43 No.109543 Report

Quoted By: >>109544 >>109547

>>109542
THIS IS A TEASER, AND HAS ALREADY HAPPENED MANY TURNS AGO

meanwhile, a group of israeli engineers are wheeling in a large object to some location, the object is covered by a white cloth, so we can only guess what it can be inside…

Chud Sat 07 Dec 2024 19:05:04 No.109544 Report

Quoted By: >>109545

>>109543
oh, is it a BOSS?

Chud Sat 07 Dec 2024 19:05:51 No.109545 Report

>>109544
you will see…

Chud Sat 07 Dec 2024 19:07:18 No.109546 Report

Quoted By: >>109548

>>109542
they ask her if she'd like to join them

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Chud Sat 07 Dec 2024 19:14:55 No.109547 Report

>>109543
The Israelis wheel in a big object near the fort.

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Chud Sat 07 Dec 2024 19:16:08 No.109548 Report

>>109546
They ask the secretary if she'd like to join the Brapvengers.

Rolan
1, 4, or 8, she says no
Otherwise or digits, yes

Chud Sat 07 Dec 2024 19:16:40 No.109549 Report

bad boy

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Chud Sat 07 Dec 2024 19:19:27 No.109550 Report

Quoted By: >>109551 >>109552

She says that she can't join your party. What a shame. You can merge with the Brapvengers, or go get heals from Soystein.

Chud Sat 07 Dec 2024 19:20:48 No.109551 Report

Quoted By: >>109553

>>109550
rape her for veing a selfish little fuck

Chud Sat 07 Dec 2024 19:22:26 No.109552 Report

Quoted By: >>109555

>>109550
lil chuuddy enters the room to join the party

Chud Sat 07 Dec 2024 19:23:51 No.109553 Report

Quoted By: >>109554

>>109551
niggardly bad boy

Chud Sat 07 Dec 2024 19:25:15 No.109554 Report

>>109553
do it good boydy

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Chud Sat 07 Dec 2024 19:28:24 No.109555 Report

Quoted By: >>109556

>>109552
lil chuudy enters the room
>Woah, who beheaded the glowbad boy? because this is festive as fuck!

Chud Sat 07 Dec 2024 19:29:14 No.109556 Report

>>109555
FUCK HER NOW, DO IT NOW!!!!

Chud Sat 07 Dec 2024 19:38:19 No.109557 Report

~~>>9301736~~
max smacks the guards jaw with his gun and shatters it, while reed shoots at the other guard, eastern cobby shoves his Big santa denier Cock all the way down that bitches throat to make her shut up

Chud Sat 07 Dec 2024 19:49:30 No.109558 Report

Quoted By: >>109559

Actually, nah, fuck this. Kill yourselves.

Chud Sat 07 Dec 2024 19:50:53 No.109559 Report

Quoted By: >>109560

>>109558
nigga why did you schizo out suddenly?

Chud Sat 07 Dec 2024 19:52:11 No.109560 Report

Quoted By: >>109562

>>109559
I don't even know if it breaks the rules or what not, and I think the rape would leave an unsalvageable taint on the adventure.

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Chud Sat 07 Dec 2024 19:52:58 No.109561 Report

Quoted By: >>109572 >>109575 >>109582 >>109583

The team returns to the other Brapvengers. What do you do next?

Chud Sat 07 Dec 2024 19:53:55 No.109562 Report

Quoted By: >>109563 >>109564

>>109560
nigga just tag it as NSFW if your that worried, why arou such a bitch ass nigga

Chud Sat 07 Dec 2024 19:55:50 No.109563 Report

Quoted By: >>109565

>>109562
Look, it just passes certain moral boundries that I don't want to cross.

Chud Sat 07 Dec 2024 19:57:21 No.109564 Report

>>109562
Quit acting like a cordbad boy dude.

Chud Sat 07 Dec 2024 19:57:32 No.109565 Report

Quoted By: >>109566

>>109563
holy raisin this nigga is hella gay, can't imagine being this much of a bitch ass nigga ong

Chud Sat 07 Dec 2024 20:00:55 No.109566 Report

Quoted By: >>109567

>>109565
It fucks with my conscience dude. Apologies.

Chud Sat 07 Dec 2024 20:02:52 No.109567 Report

Quoted By: >>109568 >>109570

>>109566
aight nigga, if you don't like heckin raperino, then why did you do this prompt? >>108786

Chud Sat 07 Dec 2024 20:04:17 No.109568 Report

Quoted By: >>109569

>>109567
because gay raisin is funny

Chud Sat 07 Dec 2024 20:05:25 No.109569 Report

>>109568
you ain't OP lil bro

Chud Sat 07 Dec 2024 20:05:54 No.109570 Report

Quoted By: >>109571 >>109574

>>109567
I barely permit it because I expect prompts like this and it happens in every adventure bread ever.

Chud Sat 07 Dec 2024 20:08:37 No.109571 Report

Quoted By: >>109573

>>109570
fine, you kinda won, but you just proved yourself to be a bitch ass nigga, you ain't a hood nigga like me cuh

Chud Sat 07 Dec 2024 20:41:48 No.109572 Report

HOHOHO! >>109561

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Chud Sat 07 Dec 2024 20:42:45 No.109573 Report

Quoted By: >>109577

>>109571
imagine starting an argumnt in a bread because of your gooner self wanting to have a rape scene

Chud Sat 07 Dec 2024 20:44:05 No.109574 Report

Quoted By: >>109576

>>109570
Will you do my ice mage prompts or no ?

Chud Sat 07 Dec 2024 20:44:26 No.109575 Report

>>109561
they all start to quietly tell the info theyve been given

Chud Sat 07 Dec 2024 20:44:56 No.109576 Report

Quoted By: >>109578

>>109574
I forgot but yeah sure

Chud Sat 07 Dec 2024 20:45:56 No.109577 Report

Quoted By: >>109579

>>109573
we had like two of them already, so might as well add a third one, also told this nigga to cook bruh ong :skull_crossbones::pray:

Chud Sat 07 Dec 2024 20:46:50 No.109578 Report

Quoted By: >>109584

>>109576
YES, I'LL ONCE AGAIN USE MY BRAINPOWER TO KILL MY FOES WITH CREATIVE METHODS, SO MANY THINGS TO DO

Chud Sat 07 Dec 2024 20:47:17 No.109579 Report

Quoted By: >>109581

>>109577
So watching porn or something

Chud Sat 07 Dec 2024 20:47:38 No.109580 Report

I mean stop , fuck my ESL

Chud Sat 07 Dec 2024 20:48:17 No.109581 Report

>>109579
nigga i did it cuz it's funny and makes yall niggas smile like yall need to go back to reddit bruh ong

Chud Sat 07 Dec 2024 20:48:32 No.109582 Report

Quoted By: >>109584

>>109561
an average /anthro/ poster appears

Chud Sat 07 Dec 2024 20:50:43 No.109583 Report

Quoted By: >>109584

>>109561
Find a vehicle and get to the synagogue

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Chud Sat 07 Dec 2024 21:01:02 No.109584 Report

Quoted By: >>109585 >>109586

>>109578
>>109583
>>109582
good boy returns from the fireplace…
>Hello, soyteens. I've discovered the secrets of hyperborea, and now I've come to guide you to the Herschel Synagogue.

If evens, an /anthro/bad boy appears.

Chud Sat 07 Dec 2024 21:06:56 No.109585 Report

Quoted By: >>109587

>>109584
does nate still have that crystal with him? also, tell us what the TJD are up to

Chud Sat 07 Dec 2024 21:10:22 No.109586 Report

>>109584
1.When will the blood ritual happen
2.when brapvenger steps outside, a whole platoon of police force arrive with swat team and glowies alike to arrest them

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Chud Sat 07 Dec 2024 21:11:04 No.109587 Report

Quoted By: >>109588 >>109589 >>109590 >>109593 >>109594

>>109585
(Nate has the crystal, but it's red because it was used to cure good boyler from being a zombie)
Team TJD enters the room.
Brenton Tarrant says
>The feds are crawling all over the building… and they got it surrounded. What do we do?

Chud Sat 07 Dec 2024 21:11:48 No.109588 Report

>>109587
take a raisin

Chud Sat 07 Dec 2024 21:12:44 No.109589 Report

>>109587
Seeing no option, Nate higger and his team decided to fight the fed head on

Chud Sat 07 Dec 2024 21:13:49 No.109590 Report

Quoted By: >>109591

>>109587
nate gives the crystal to tarrant, tarrant uses his aryan magic to purify the crystal and turm it back to normal

Chud Sat 07 Dec 2024 21:14:45 No.109591 Report

Quoted By: >>109592

>>109590
Don't you mean recharge it ? :nerd: :point_up:

Chud Sat 07 Dec 2024 21:15:45 No.109592 Report

>>109591
it used to be green and evil, tarrant is going to purify it and turn it back to normal, no need to recharge my nigga

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Chud Sat 07 Dec 2024 21:15:53 No.109593 Report

Quoted By: >>109595

>>109587
Helluva boss c0rd marioman pedo appears

Chud Sat 07 Dec 2024 21:24:50 No.109594 Report

>>109587
The guard trio tell the party about the important information they got from the secretary

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Chud Sat 07 Dec 2024 21:31:38 No.109595 Report

>>109593
hello furcord drama enforcer

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Chud Sat 07 Dec 2024 21:39:49 No.109596 Report

Quoted By: >>109600

The team goes for a head-on approach against paw enforcement. First, they must get past the mercenaries and guards in the hallway.
Brenton Tarrant purifies Nate's Atlantis crystal, turning it purple.

Rolan turns
Evens = Brapvengers attack first
Odds = Enemies attack first

Chud Sat 07 Dec 2024 21:42:22 No.109597 Report

This bread became coal after Jax was changed

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Chud Sat 07 Dec 2024 21:42:49 No.109598 Report

>This bread became coal after Jax was changed

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Chud Sat 07 Dec 2024 21:43:27 No.109599 Report

Quoted By: >>109601 >>109602 >>109603

The guards shoot their guns at the Brapvengers.

Rolan
0 = all miss
2 or 4 = Most miss
Other evens = Half hit
1, 3, 5 = Most hit
7 or 9 = All hits
Digits = All miss

Chud Sat 07 Dec 2024 21:44:02 No.109600 Report

Quoted By: >>109604

>>109596
Mafia toilet shoot acid at the enemies general direction while the Semitic trio flank the UN solLet your heart be bright!r

Chud Sat 07 Dec 2024 21:46:25 No.109601 Report

Quoted By: >>109604

>>109599
raisinoko release the brap toward the enemies while TJD and the rest open fire upon them with ice mage shoots out three ice saw at sandbad boy and cops

Chud Sat 07 Dec 2024 21:49:30 No.109602 Report

Quoted By: >>109604

>>109599
Also Brent charge along the trio

Chud Sat 07 Dec 2024 21:55:43 No.109603 Report

Quoted By: >>109605

>>109599
Yakub curves the bullets with his mastery of magnets?

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Chud Sat 07 Dec 2024 21:56:16 No.109604 Report

Quoted By: >>109606

>>109600
>>109601
>>109602
Your entire party fires, Brent and the disguised trio will flank soon, and good boy will fire some ice saws.

Rolan guns
0 = all miss
2 or 4 = Most miss
Other evens = Half hit
1, 3, 5 = Most hit
7 or 9 = All hits
Digits = All critical hits

Rolan acid cannon

Odds except 9 = Miss
9, 0, or 2 = Nondirect
Otherwise, full hit on somebody
Digits = multi kill

Rolan Ted
Evens = Hit
7 or 9 = critical
Digits = critical
Otherwise, miss

Chud Sat 07 Dec 2024 22:01:35 No.109605 Report

>>109603
Stealing this idea for later

Chud Sat 07 Dec 2024 22:05:12 No.109606 Report

>>109604
oh, and another thing i want to mention, the atlantean crystal that nate has can amplify the power of any magic/electromagnetic/electric/laser attack that goes through the crystal, bullets, acid, explosions, etc don't work, just wanted to add a little buff to it and maybe help the brapvengers a bit too

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Chud Sat 07 Dec 2024 22:12:39 No.109607 Report

Quoted By: >>109608

Half of the Brapvenger's rounds hit, doing small damage to each of the enemy team. Ted's arrow also hits the NWO UN guard. The acid cannon kills one of the sandbad boys.

You pick some units to push the enemy. This makes them easier to hit, due to less range.
Satoko braps to get closer to the enemy team.
The trio and Brenton seek to flank the enemies.

Finally, Ice Mage good boy catches up and fires 3 ice blades at the enemies.

Rolan good boy

Evens = (number / 2) hits, up to 3
Odds = (number / 3) hits, up to 3
If hits exceed 3, it counts as a critical.
If rounds down to 0, no hits
Digits = all critical

Chud Sat 07 Dec 2024 22:13:08 No.109608 Report

>>109607
3 hits flat

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Chud Sat 07 Dec 2024 22:17:09 No.109609 Report

Quoted By: >>109610

Satoko is now behind enemy lines.

good boy Ice Mage's spikes all hit, causing bleeding to the enemy.

It's now the enemy's turn to attack.

Chud Sat 07 Dec 2024 22:19:20 No.109610 Report

Quoted By: >>109620

>>109609
(Do this prompt after enemies turn)
Eastern cob hack away at one of the UN guard while Brent ran his sword through another and raisinoko tries to tackle one to the ground

Chud Sat 07 Dec 2024 22:22:20 No.109611 Report

Evens = NWO and cop target satoko
Odds = They target others instead

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Chud Sat 07 Dec 2024 22:38:56 No.109612 Report

NWO and Cop target Satoko.

NWO goes for a buttstroke and cop blasts him with his shotgun.

Rolan NWO
evens = stun
odds = ineffective

Rolan Cop
Evens except 0 = most hit
0 or 1 = all miss
3, 5 = most miss
Other odds = all hit

The UN fire at the trio and tarrant.

Rolan
0 or 2 = all miss
Other evens = most hit
1, 3, 5 = most miss
other odds = all hit

The Israelis and Sandbad boys target the main group. Less guns = less likely to hit

Rolan
0 or 2 = all miss
4 or 6 = Most miss
8 or 1 = Half hit
3, 5 = Most hit
7 or 9 = All hits
Digits = All miss

Chud Sat 07 Dec 2024 22:40:37 No.109613 Report

If below 5, rat gets hit :(

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Chud Sat 07 Dec 2024 22:48:06 No.109614 Report

Quoted By: >>109618

It's a bloodbath, as the enemy's shots all hit the Brapvengers. Satoko gets the worst of it - a meatshot to the chest, and his rat gets hit by the blast as well… He gets critically injured

Rolan
If 3 or 5, Satoko and the mouse Let your heart be bright!.
Other odds = incapacitated but survive

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Chud Sat 07 Dec 2024 22:50:19 No.109615 Report

Quoted By: >>109616

With his last breaths, Satoko clutches the rat. They both Let your heart be bright! from vital organ failure…

Chud Sat 07 Dec 2024 22:53:12 No.109616 Report

Quoted By: >>109617

>>109615
Satoko lets out one more brap at the enemy before he acks and he whispers his last words

Chud Sat 07 Dec 2024 22:53:57 No.109617 Report

>>109616
he also raisins

Chud Sat 07 Dec 2024 23:05:51 No.109618 Report

Quoted By: >>109619

>>109614
Alright my prompt should be next after the enemies turn

Chud Sat 07 Dec 2024 23:08:48 No.109619 Report

>>109618
'arge

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Chud Sat 07 Dec 2024 23:10:54 No.109620 Report

>>109610
Eastern Cob slashes one of the guards while Brent stabs his bone sword into the other.

Rolan
Most Evens = both effective
1, 3, 2, 4 = both ineffective
5, 7 or 9 = bleed
digits = big bleed

Chud Sat 07 Dec 2024 23:11:32 No.109621 Report

ONE OFF

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Chud Sat 07 Dec 2024 23:15:19 No.109622 Report

Quoted By: >>109624

The guard's armor does its job and negates the sword strikes.

Satoko unleashes a post-mortem shart.

Rolan
Most Odds = Ineffective
0, 2, or 4, 7 = Distraction
6 or 8, 9 = Knockout

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Chud Sat 07 Dec 2024 23:16:43 No.109623 Report

Quoted By: >>109625

The brap isn't even smelled by the NWO or the cop. It's now the enemy's turn to attack.

Chud Sat 07 Dec 2024 23:18:07 No.109624 Report

>>109622
SEVENTY PERCENT CHANCE TO DO SOMETHING BTW

Chud Sat 07 Dec 2024 23:22:10 No.109625 Report

Quoted By: >>109629 >>109632

>>109623
We'll try melee again after enemies turns and ice mage freeze them

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Chud Sat 07 Dec 2024 23:22:32 No.109626 Report

Quoted By: >>109627

The enemy generally shoots at the Brapvengers. The two UN guards target Brent and Eastern Cobby point blank.

Rolan general
Rolan
0 = all miss
4 or 6 = Most miss
8 or 1, 2 = Half hit
3, 5 = Most hit
7 or 9 = All hits
Digits = All miss

Rolan UN
Odds = Half hit
0 or 2 = No hits
Other evens = all hits
Digits = All miss and guns jam for 2 turns

Chud Sat 07 Dec 2024 23:24:01 No.109627 Report

Quoted By: >>109628 >>109632

>>109626
TJD fire another volley of shots and mafia toilet spit more acid

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Chud Sat 07 Dec 2024 23:30:52 No.109628 Report

Quoted By: >>109630

The enemy gets another good volley, wounding some of the Brapventers considerably.
Brent and Eastern Cobby may also require medical attention soon, especially if they push so aggressively.

Your party is free to attack. >>109627 will be enacted.

Chud Sat 07 Dec 2024 23:31:56 No.109629 Report

>>109625 will also be enacted to some capacity

Chud Sat 07 Dec 2024 23:32:17 No.109630 Report

Quoted By: >>109632

>>109628
Duke Nukem fires his shotgun blasts and Feral Elf uses the glowie ray gun, not knowing what it does

Chud Sat 07 Dec 2024 23:39:11 No.109631 Report

taking a short break

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Chud Sun 08 Dec 2024 00:47:25 No.109632 Report

>>109625
>>109627
>>109630
Eastern Cobby and Tarrant melee the UN guards again.

Rolan Melee
Most Evens = both effective
1, 3, 2, 4 = both ineffective
5, 7 or 9 = bleed
digits = big bleed

Duke Nukem and Elf Feral fire their guns at the enemy.

Rolan
Even = Partial hits
1 or 3 = Miss
5, 7, or 9 = Full hit
Digits = Criticals

Will roll other attacks next post

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Chud Sun 08 Dec 2024 00:51:41 No.109633 Report

Quoted By: >>109634

Mafia toilet fires his acid cannon at the enemy. Ice Mage good boy fires a freezing beam.

Rolan
0, 1 or 3 = Miss
Other Odds = Partial multihits
2 = good boy hits only
4 = Mafia hits only
6 or 8 = Both full hits
Digits = Both full multihits

Rolan TJD
0 = all miss
4 or 6 = Most miss
8 or 1, 2 = Half hit
3, 5 = Most hit
7 or 9 = All hits
Digits = All critical hits

Chud Sun 08 Dec 2024 00:52:30 No.109634 Report

>>109633
ONE
OFF

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Chud Sun 08 Dec 2024 01:12:16 No.109635 Report

Mafia toilet's acid cannon kills one of the kikes.
Ice Mage good boy's freeze cannon misses.
Duke Nukem and Elf Feral kill one of the sandbad boys.
Brenton Tarrant and Eastern Cobby make the UN guards bleed by cutting them.
The TJD niggas wound the NWO, the cop, the sandbad boy, and one of the UN guards.

It's the enemy's turn to attack.

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Chud Sun 08 Dec 2024 01:23:45 No.109636 Report

Quoted By: >>109638

The enemy fired at the Brapvengers. They have less men, hurting their damage output and accuracy.

Rolan
0 or 2 = all miss
4, 6, 5 = Most miss
8, 1, 3 = Half hit
7 = Most hit
9 = All hits
Digits = Guns jam for two turns

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Chud Sun 08 Dec 2024 01:26:19 No.109637 Report

Quoted By: >>109639 >>109640

Before a shot is fired, everyone's guns jams miraculously. They get demoralized by this and their losses.

Your team has 2 turns of not getting shot at.

Chud Sun 08 Dec 2024 01:30:34 No.109638 Report

Quoted By: >>109641

>>109636
Yakub uses his magnetic power to bend one of the guard's weapon , duke nukem and feral elf fires a shot again while ice good boy summon ice spike to impale one of them

Chud Sun 08 Dec 2024 01:31:31 No.109639 Report

Quoted By: >>109641

>>109637
I'm once again asking Brent and eastern cob to melee the UN guard again

Chud Sun 08 Dec 2024 01:43:37 No.109640 Report

Quoted By: >>109641

>>109637
Mafia Toilet uses his jetpack to fly and uses his buzzsaw arm on them

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Chud Sun 08 Dec 2024 02:04:50 No.109641 Report

>>109640
>>109639
>>109638
Yakub uses his magnetic powers to try and bend the NYPD cop's shotgun

Rolan
Odds = Failure
Evens = Success
Digits = Success

The Ice Mage good boy summons an ice spike on the enemies.

Rolan
1 or 3 = Ineffective
7, 8 or 9 = Critical hit on NWO
5 or 6 = Finishes the Israeli
Other evens = Wounds NWO
Digits = kill both

Tarrant and Eastern Cobby melee the UN guards once again.

Most Evens = both effective
1, 3, 2, 4 = both ineffective
5, 7 or 9 = bleed
digits = big bleed

Will roll other attacks next

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Chud Sun 08 Dec 2024 02:24:47 No.109642 Report

Quoted By: >>109645

The cop's shotgun is bent by Yakub's magnets and it gets rendered useless permanently. The cop grabs the barrel, to use the gun as melee.
The Ice Spike hits the NWO guard, cutting up his leg very badly.
Tarrant and Eastern Cobby cut the UN guards.

Duke Nukem and Feral shoot again, aiming at the NWO guard.

Rolan
Even = Partial hits
1 or 3 = Miss
5, 7, or 9 = Full hit
Digits = Criticals

Skibidi Mafia flies towards the enemies. His saw is ready to cut somebody up.

Rolan
Evens = chops somebody up
1, 3, 5 = Crushes somebody
7 or 9 = Miss

Enemy demoralisation roll
1, 2, or 5 = try to escape from now on

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Chud Sun 08 Dec 2024 02:39:05 No.109644 Report

The NWO guard is practically blasted to pieces by the gunfire. He loses a bunch of blood then expires quickly.
Skibidi Mafia Toilet saws one of the solLet your heart be bright!rs in half. The blood sprays all over the solLet your heart be bright!r and floor.

It's the enemy's turn to attack.

Chud Sun 08 Dec 2024 02:41:09 No.109645 Report

Quoted By: >>109650

>>109642
Big oil fan threw water balloon filled with gasoline toward NWO before TJD open fire , Eastern cob and Brent attempt to finish UN guard off with series of swings , ice good boy threw a massive ice block at police

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Chud Sun 08 Dec 2024 02:45:40 No.109646 Report

The enemy all melee.

The cop swings his shotgun at the TJD crew.

Rolan
Evens = Ineffective
1, 3, 5 = stuns a TJD
7 or 9 = knocks out a TJD
Digits = He gets knocked out

The UN guards punch Brent and Eastern Cobby.

Rolan
2 or 4 = Their hands get sliced
6, 8, 0 = Ineffective
Most Odds = Stun
7 or 9 = knockout
Digits = Their hands get cut off

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Chud Sun 08 Dec 2024 02:49:36 No.109647 Report

Quoted By: >>109648 >>109649

The UN guards get their hands sliced when they punch Tarrant and Eastern Cobby. This freaks them out.
The cop's swing misses.

Demoralization roll
4, 5, 6, digits = They try to escape

Your party is free to attack.

Chud Sun 08 Dec 2024 02:51:37 No.109648 Report

Quoted By: >>109650

>>109647
Ok change the gasoline dosing target to the cop

Chud Sun 08 Dec 2024 02:54:52 No.109649 Report

Quoted By: >>109650

>>109647
Mafia aims his cannon at the remaining two guards

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Chud Sun 08 Dec 2024 03:10:54 No.109650 Report

>>109645
>>109648
>>109649
Ice Mage good boy materializes and drops an ice block on the cop.

Rolan
Evens = Knocked over
1, 3, 5 = Ineffective
7 or 9 = Stunned
Digits = Knocked out

Eastern Cobby and Brent attempt to finish the UN guards.

Evens = Guards get Executed
Odds = Ineffective

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Chud Sun 08 Dec 2024 03:20:56 No.109651 Report

Mafia toilet fires his acid cannon at the UN guards.

Rolan
0 or 1 = friendly fire
3 or 5 = miss
2 or 4 = one guard partially hit
Other Odds = Both guards partially hit
Other evens = guards fully hit

BP fan fills a balloon with gasoline and throws it at the cop.

Rolan
Evens = hit
Odds = miss

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Chud Sun 08 Dec 2024 03:29:05 No.109652 Report

Both UN guards are covered in the acid, which finishes both off.
The cop gets covered in gasoline. The TJD fire at him.

Rolan
If Evens = caught on fire
If Odds = Not caught on fire
0-4 = full hit
5-9 = partial hit

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Chud Sun 08 Dec 2024 03:36:31 No.109653 Report

Quoted By: >>109657 >>109658

The cop gets shot numerous times and catches on fire. Both of these kill him quickly.

The Brapvengers win the battle.

You look outside the windows of the lobby. You see dozens of cars lined up, all cops that are waiting for you. It seems that you have to go through them to escape.
Your party also needs to heal. You have a medkit, or you can go visit Dr. Soystein at the hospital wing. You also discovered earlier that the solLet your heart be bright!rs tend to carry medkits.

Chud Sun 08 Dec 2024 03:37:24 No.109654 Report

Quoted By: >>109655 >>109656

Alright, taking another break. That might be the last post for tonight, 'teens.

Chud Sun 08 Dec 2024 03:38:50 No.109655 Report

>>109654
Okay goodnight

Chud Sun 08 Dec 2024 04:02:07 No.109656 Report

>>109654
Sleep well because I just whip up award winning slow burn essay for ice good boy after brapvenger step outside

Chud Sun 08 Dec 2024 05:24:51 No.109657 Report

>>109653
take the solLet your heart be bright!rs medkits and heal your team

Chud Sun 08 Dec 2024 09:31:46 No.109658 Report

Quoted By: >>109672 >>109678 >>109692

>>109653
do this prompt if the team step outside and face the fed)
In the sight of overwhelming forces , ice good boy does the following:
Turn 1 , he freeze the surrounding area making jagged icicle to form on overhead structure , freezing water pipe beneath, cracks expanding across the street and power line to sag dangerously with its wires exposed
Turn 2 , he detach the icicle to fall on enemies causing power outage followed by snapping wire hitting any unlucky foes in it's path
Turn 3 , he create micro fractures within the pressurised ice inside water pipe setting it off to blow ,it also ignites the nearby gas line resulting in fiery explosions and buildings to collapse on anyone

Chud Sun 08 Dec 2024 18:14:52 No.109659 Report

Quoted By: >>109661

evens = there is an overhead structure
odds = no overhead structure, have to form it for an extra turn

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Chud Sun 08 Dec 2024 19:03:43 No.109660 Report

You attempt to loot medkits from your fallen foes.

Rolan
Evens = At least 1 + (number / 2)
Odds = (number / 3) rounded
Digits = (number + 1) x 2

Chud Sun 08 Dec 2024 19:06:10 No.109661 Report

>>109659
Take your time op , do the healing prompt first

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Chud Sun 08 Dec 2024 19:22:27 No.109662 Report

Quoted By: >>109663

You loot 3 medkits, then use 2 of them to heal your entire team. You pocket the remaining medkit into your inventory.
Any extra preparation, or are you ready to face the cops outside?

Chud Sun 08 Dec 2024 19:24:21 No.109663 Report

>>109662
steal any other supplies and things the guards have

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Chud Sun 08 Dec 2024 19:31:23 No.109664 Report

You loot the guards for anything else.

Rolan loot table
0-4 +frag
2-6 +adrenaline
4-8 +sidearm
8-2 +frag
2-6 +frag
4-8 +sidearm
3, 5 or, 7 = 1 use missile launcher
4 or 6 = multi use missile launcher

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Chud Sun 08 Dec 2024 19:33:31 No.109665 Report

Quoted By: >>109667

You loot 2 frag grenades from the NWO. Everyone else has empty pockets or destroyed equipment.

Chud Sun 08 Dec 2024 20:35:34 No.109666 Report

HOHOHO!

Chud Sun 08 Dec 2024 20:49:25 No.109667 Report

Quoted By: >>109668 >>109669

>>109665
Throw the grenades out to catch the enemies off guard

Chud Sun 08 Dec 2024 20:50:15 No.109668 Report

Quoted By: >>109669

>>109667
well fuck me I guess it does donkeys now

Chud Sun 08 Dec 2024 20:53:32 No.109669 Report

>>109667
>>109668
I'll save it for outside. I guess we're proceeding.

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Chud Sun 08 Dec 2024 21:00:49 No.109670 Report

You proceed to the parking lot, where the cops are waiting.

Rolan
Even = Brapvengers attack first
Odd = cops attack first

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Chud Sun 08 Dec 2024 21:09:19 No.109671 Report

Nate takes the grenades out of his pocket and pulls the pins. He throws them into the officer's line of cars.

Rolan
0 = one is thrown back and explodes, other is barely effective
2 or 4 = barely effective
6 or 8 = several cops wounded
1 or 3 = kills at least one, others wounded
other odds = multiple cops killed
digits = every car explodes

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Chud Sun 08 Dec 2024 21:27:19 No.109672 Report

Quoted By: >>109676

The blasts kill three cops.

>>109658
Ice good boy sources water from the pipes beneath to form a massive icecicle.

Rolan
Evens = Foundation cracks, causing wires to sag and sliding enemies into ground, stunning them for 1 turn.
Odds = No secondary effects, but foundation still cracks
Digits = Structure collapses on SWAT + evens effect

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Chud Sun 08 Dec 2024 21:35:14 No.109673 Report

It turns out the Ice Mage's attack is extra effective.
The foundation collapsed, the wires fall down. The officers slide and get stunned.
The structure collapses on the SWAT, taking them out.

Rolan
If above 6, a cop gets shocked to death
0, 2, or 4 = Cops get stunned for longer by electricity but survive

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Chud Sun 08 Dec 2024 21:36:01 No.109674 Report

Quoted By: >>109675

The wire's electricity doesn't connect with the remaining cops, but they're still unable to attack.
Your party is free to attack.

Chud Sun 08 Dec 2024 21:37:02 No.109675 Report

Quoted By: >>109677

>>109674
yakub spawns multiple clones of the officers to attack them

Chud Sun 08 Dec 2024 21:37:55 No.109676 Report

Quoted By: >>109677

>>109672
The team provide firing cover to protect ice good boy while he prepare for next phase of attack

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Chud Sun 08 Dec 2024 21:47:40 No.109677 Report

>>109675
>>109676
Yakub attempts to clone the cops, creating friendly cops.

Rolan
0, 2, 4 = Ineffective
6 or 8 = Only one cop
1, 3, 5 = 2 cops
7 or 9 = 4 cops
digits = 8 cops

The team provides covering fire for good boy Ice Mage.

Rolan
Less than 5 = Fire ineffective
Odds higher than 4 = Reduces their accuracy for next turn
Evens higher than 4 = Reduces accuracy + several hits
Digits = stuns them and hits them

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Chud Sun 08 Dec 2024 21:51:30 No.109678 Report

>>109658
The suppressive fire is ineffective.
Yakub successfully clones the cops 1:1, except the cloned are friendly.

Ice Mage attempts to drop the icecicle on the cops. It isn't quite above them, so he pulls it into them.

Rolan
Evens = Hit (wound probably)
Odds = Miss
Above 5 + hit = Kill

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Chud Sun 08 Dec 2024 21:55:40 No.109679 Report

The icecicle misses.

It's the enemy's turn to attack.

They're feeling demoralized by being BTFO'd in one turn. It's a coin flip on whether they continue fighting courageously.

Rolan morale
Odds = run
Evens = attack

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Chud Sun 08 Dec 2024 21:58:51 No.109680 Report

Quoted By: >>109681 >>109683

The remaining cops GTFO. The battle has been won.
You still need transportation to get to the Herschel Synagogue quickly.

Also, your wanted level is at like 5 or 6 stars at this point. Be prepared for future intervention by law enforcement.

Chud Sun 08 Dec 2024 22:03:04 No.109681 Report

Quoted By: >>109682

>>109680
Ting nates run across the ground

Chud Sun 08 Dec 2024 22:04:32 No.109682 Report

>>109681
*tiny

Chud Sun 08 Dec 2024 22:21:42 No.109683 Report

Quoted By: >>109684

>>109680
Steal the cop cruiser to get to the synagogue while ice good boy move on to his final phase to cause mayhem and overwhelming police response to buy time

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Chud Sun 08 Dec 2024 22:46:07 No.109684 Report

Quoted By: >>109686

>>109683
The Brapvengers converge on the police cruisers.

Rolan
7 or 9 = works but some of the cruisers are destroyed
Other odds = Doesn't work
0, 2, 4 = works but other cops arrive
Other Evens = Works

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Chud Sun 08 Dec 2024 22:48:06 No.109685 Report

Best fucking bread ever

Chud Sun 08 Dec 2024 23:24:56 No.109686 Report

Quoted By: >>109688

>>109684
Proceed with ice good boy final phase of attack for incoming cop reinforcement

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Chud Sun 08 Dec 2024 23:27:20 No.109687 Report

The team takes the cop cars, and races to the Herschel Synagogue.
They hear sirens, and look through the rear view mirrors… Police are after them, and they're gaining quickly…

Chud Sun 08 Dec 2024 23:28:38 No.109688 Report

Quoted By: >>109689

Okay, that's probably it for today. I'm taking another break. >>109686 will be enacted first turn.

Chud Mon 09 Dec 2024 07:58:26 No.109689 Report

Quoted By: >>109692

>>109688
Just incase if the police still follows after the final phase of his attack , have ice good boy to freeze the road to make it slippery

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Chud Mon 09 Dec 2024 13:20:59 No.109690 Report

Wake up B6NAM7cn. It's time for the combat encounter

Chud Mon 09 Dec 2024 15:19:58 No.109691 Report

blaaaarrhh

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Chud Mon 09 Dec 2024 17:01:10 No.109692 Report

Quoted By: >>109694

>>109689
>>109658
Ice Mage good boy causes the pressurized ice inside water pipes to expand, probably creating a land mine, or at least a spike strip.
The pursuants speed towards it.

Rolan
0, 2 = heckin nothing happene
4, 6, 8 = one of them pops a tire
1, 3 = one of them crash
5, 7 = explodes + multiple crash
9 or digits = explodes + all of them crash

Chud Mon 09 Dec 2024 17:04:05 No.109694 Report

Quoted By: >>109695

>>109692
roll

Chud Mon 09 Dec 2024 17:05:26 No.109695 Report

>>109694
the post itself already rolled doe

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Chud Mon 09 Dec 2024 17:11:18 No.109696 Report

Quoted By: >>109697

The icecicle strip heckin explodes and destroys all the cop cars, just like the action movies. Their deaths are violent.
Pursuit negated.

Chud Mon 09 Dec 2024 17:15:26 No.109697 Report

Quoted By: >>109698

>>109696
a police helicopter starts following you

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Chud Mon 09 Dec 2024 17:27:51 No.109698 Report

Quoted By: >>109699

>>109697
Meanwhile, at higher altitudes, the police helicopter trails the Brapvengers.

Chud Mon 09 Dec 2024 17:30:25 No.109699 Report

>>109698
the helicopter drops those strip things with spikes on them used to pop tires on the road

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Chud Mon 09 Dec 2024 17:30:47 No.109700 Report

Quoted By: >>109702 >>109704

The Brapvenger's GPS indicates that they're reaching Herschel Synagogue. Proceed to the location?

Chud Mon 09 Dec 2024 17:32:22 No.109701 Report

you start getting hit with heavy howitzer (white phosphorous) fire

Chud Mon 09 Dec 2024 17:34:27 No.109702 Report

Quoted By: >>109703

>>109700
sure

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Chud Mon 09 Dec 2024 17:49:42 No.109703 Report

Quoted By: >>109705

>>109702
Your team reaches the Herschel Synagogue. It's currently closed, but you know, of course, that Jeffrey Epstein and Santa Cob are nearby.

Chud Mon 09 Dec 2024 17:53:54 No.109704 Report

>>109700
The back row started to shoot at the helicopter rotor

Chud Mon 09 Dec 2024 17:56:37 No.109705 Report

Quoted By: >>109706

>>109703
Ice good boy channel all his magic to summon a blizzard making it almost impossible for backup to arrive but he couldn't use his magic for 10 turn

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Chud Mon 09 Dec 2024 18:11:07 No.109706 Report

Quoted By: >>109707 >>109710

>>109705
Ice Mage good boy uses all his magic to channel a heavily localized blizzard that stretches for about a mile out. This impedes law enforcement from entering the perimeter.
His magic can't be used for 10 turns.

Chud Mon 09 Dec 2024 18:17:49 No.109707 Report

Quoted By: >>109708 >>109709

>>109706
Ice good boy kills the officers

Chud Mon 09 Dec 2024 18:18:32 No.109708 Report

>>109707
nigga he just used all his magic so you gotta wait the cooldown

Chud Mon 09 Dec 2024 18:19:34 No.109709 Report

>>109707
There aren't even officers present

Chud Mon 09 Dec 2024 18:43:53 No.109710 Report

Quoted By: >>109711 >>109713 >>109714

>>109706
big lez spies on them

Chud Mon 09 Dec 2024 18:52:05 No.109711 Report

Quoted By: >>109712

>>109710
he works for (((them)))?

Chud Mon 09 Dec 2024 18:54:16 No.109712 Report

Quoted By: >>109713 >>109714

>>109711
no but he's a rapist and he secretely wants to rape the brapvengers

Chud Mon 09 Dec 2024 19:20:07 No.109713 Report

>>109710
>>109712
i'm rolling since i did that for other characters. evens, he appears, odds, he doesn't.

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Chud Mon 09 Dec 2024 19:20:45 No.109714 Report

Quoted By: >>109715

>>109712
>>109710
Big Lez waits behind the synagogue's window. He secretly wants to rape the Brapvengers, for his sick pleasure, and nothing else.

Chud Mon 09 Dec 2024 19:32:16 No.109715 Report

Quoted By: >>109716

>>109714
the brapvengers enter the building while big lez calls his friend group of santa denier rapists to come there

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Chud Mon 09 Dec 2024 20:00:31 No.109716 Report

Quoted By: >>109717

>>109715
The Brapvengers enter the Synagogue. Big Lez smirks as he waits for his santa denier friends to arrive, which will be very shortly.
You see a bathroom, and a backdoor exit to Epstein's fort.

Chud Mon 09 Dec 2024 20:01:17 No.109717 Report

Quoted By: >>109718

>>109716
Duke Nukem notices Big Lez and questions him why he's here

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Chud Mon 09 Dec 2024 20:05:26 No.109718 Report

Quoted By: >>109719

>>109717
Duke Nukem questions Big Lez.
>Why are you at a synagogue, Big Lez?
<I'm, erm, the attendant of the synagogue. In case any scrooges want to visit at night. I'm waiting for a couple of scrooges to arrive.

Chud Mon 09 Dec 2024 20:12:24 No.109719 Report

Quoted By: >>109720

>>109718
go to the bathroom

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Chud Mon 09 Dec 2024 20:37:01 No.109720 Report

Quoted By: >>109721

>>109719
You give Lez a break and go to the bathroom. It's empty. Oddly enough, they have a shower stall, but not a stall for the toilet.

Chud Mon 09 Dec 2024 20:39:06 No.109721 Report

Quoted By: >>109722 >>109723

>>109720
check for hidden rapists

Chud Mon 09 Dec 2024 20:41:06 No.109722 Report

Quoted By: >>109723

>>109721
totally normal thing to do

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Chud Mon 09 Dec 2024 20:42:58 No.109723 Report

Quoted By: >>109724 >>109725

>>109721
>>109722
You do a precursory check: You open the shower stall to see if a rapist is there. Nope, not even a fly in there.

Chud Mon 09 Dec 2024 20:45:00 No.109724 Report

Quoted By: >>109726

>>109723
the ghost/spirit of k uz looks at you through the window

Chud Mon 09 Dec 2024 20:45:04 No.109725 Report

Quoted By: >>109727

>>109723
the santa deniers finally arrive

Chud Mon 09 Dec 2024 20:46:05 No.109726 Report

Quoted By: >>109727

>>109724
you don't see him though, since he's just a ghost/spirit, but you can feel his presence

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Chud Mon 09 Dec 2024 20:52:51 No.109727 Report

Quoted By: >>109728

>9318144
>>109725
>>109726
K uz's ghost peaks in for some reason. He's invisible. Everyone feels his presence.

Big Lez and his santa denier friends box the brapvengers in.
>Hey, nothing personal, but we haven't gotten our fix of anal fleshlights this week. I'm kindly demanding that you all look the other way, pull your pants down, and bend over.

Chud Mon 09 Dec 2024 20:54:17 No.109728 Report

Quoted By: >>109729 >>109731

>>109727
tell them that you'll only allow them to rape you if they help you fighting the scrooges

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Chud Mon 09 Dec 2024 20:55:29 No.109729 Report

Quoted By: >>109730

>>109728
Nate says
>Okay. You can have your way with us all if you fight for us after.

Rolan
If evens, your team consents and some of them get fucked in the ass

Chud Mon 09 Dec 2024 20:56:23 No.109730 Report

Quoted By: >>109731

>>109729
That's not rape if there's consent doe

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Chud Mon 09 Dec 2024 21:00:56 No.109731 Report

Quoted By: >>109732

>>109728
>>109730
Big Lez and his friends fuck some of your team for a few minutes. It's gay as raisin. Big Lez just fucks Nate.
>Thanks, but it's not enough. We'll join if you let us rape some soldjers next.

Chud Mon 09 Dec 2024 21:01:53 No.109732 Report

Quoted By: >>109733

>>109731
Have Lez rape the (((guards)))

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Chud Mon 09 Dec 2024 21:04:18 No.109733 Report

Quoted By: >>109734

>>109732
<Deal.
>Okay. We'll play the unarmed loss stranger routine, if you cover us later. Then we'll rape some more while you fight them.
They disappear.

Chud Mon 09 Dec 2024 21:08:02 No.109734 Report

Quoted By: >>109735 >>109737

>>109733
k uz decides to join you, because he is bored and wants to watch you kick some ass, he can't attack cause hes a ghost, but he can't Let your heart be bright! either, sice hes already dead

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Chud Mon 09 Dec 2024 21:10:06 No.109735 Report

Quoted By: >>109736

>>109734
K uz joins your party, outside of your knowledge. He's a spectator as much as he's a specter.

Chud Mon 09 Dec 2024 21:11:08 No.109736 Report

Quoted By: >>109738

>>109735
head to the fort

Chud Mon 09 Dec 2024 21:11:43 No.109737 Report

Quoted By: >>109738

>>109734
he basically just watches, like how cucks watch their wife get BLVCKED

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Chud Mon 09 Dec 2024 21:24:29 No.109738 Report

Quoted By: >>109739 >>109740

>>109736
>>109737
You go through the Synagogue's back door.
Nearby, you see a lone guard posted outside the fort. The others must've went with Big Lez's crew.
In the distance, you see plenty of guards, tanks, and even a large object covered in cloth.

Chud Mon 09 Dec 2024 21:29:16 No.109739 Report

Quoted By: >>109741

>>109738
shoot the guard and go further

Chud Mon 09 Dec 2024 21:29:57 No.109740 Report

Quoted By: >>109741 >>109742

>>109738
tarrant goes over to speak with the guard, yakub is able to see k uz's aura due to his evolved spiritual senses, he gets his ouija board out, and tries to communicate with k uz

Chud Mon 09 Dec 2024 21:38:45 No.109741 Report

>>109739
>>109740
if evens 309, if odds 314
either way yakub tries to communicate with k uz

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Chud Mon 09 Dec 2024 21:41:49 No.109742 Report

>>109740
Yakub tries speakig with K uz, while Brent Tarrant tries speaking with the guard.

Rolan
Evens = Guard is confused
Odds below 7 = Guard attacks Brent
7 or 9 = Guard doesn't attack but says he's about to

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Chud Mon 09 Dec 2024 21:42:49 No.109743 Report

Quoted By: >>109744 >>109745 >>109749

The guard doesn't immediately attack, but he questions Brent. He's confused by him.
>Are you undercover, or are ya just another goy?

Chud Mon 09 Dec 2024 21:46:57 No.109744 Report

Quoted By: >>109746 >>109748

>>109743
Cut off the guards foreskin and let nate eat it

Chud Mon 09 Dec 2024 21:47:12 No.109745 Report

Quoted By: >>109747 >>109748 >>109750

>>109743
the guard notices eastern cobby, yakub, and the other non-scrooges, and he starts smiling

Chud Mon 09 Dec 2024 21:47:23 No.109746 Report

>>109744
(((he already lost his foreskin doe)))

Chud Mon 09 Dec 2024 21:47:36 No.109747 Report

>>109745
*see thing

Chud Mon 09 Dec 2024 21:49:48 No.109748 Report

>>109744
>>109745
Rolan
Evens = 372
Odds = 373
Above 5 = either is successful if they're selected

Chud Mon 09 Dec 2024 21:52:00 No.109749 Report

Quoted By: >>109750

>>109743
Kuz tells yakub about the legendary golden bibisi that's located somewhere inside the fort

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Chud Mon 09 Dec 2024 21:53:29 No.109750 Report

Quoted By: >>109751

>>109745
>>109749
The guard smiles when he notices semitic faces behind Brenton.
>Ah, fellow scrooges, I see. You still shouldn't be out here. This is a restricted area.

Meanwhile, Kuz tells Yakub about a rare artifact: The golden bibisi, being located somewhere in the fort.

Chud Mon 09 Dec 2024 21:56:51 No.109751 Report

Quoted By: >>109752

>>109750
tarrant tells him they are allowed or something, but slips up and accidentally speaks in an aryan sigma voice, the guard gets HIGHLY suspicious

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Chud Mon 09 Dec 2024 22:00:27 No.109752 Report

>>109751
Brenton Tarrant says
<You're mistaken. We are allowed inside as we are diplomats.
>Wait a minute. You aren't jooish, are ya?

Rolan
Below 5 = Guard attacks
Evens = Guard arrest Brent and brings him to the fort.
Odds = If guard doesn't attack, he is just suspicious

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Chud Mon 09 Dec 2024 22:04:24 No.109753 Report

Quoted By: >>109755 >>109761

Guard shoots Brent. The gunshots AUTOMATICALLY alert everyone else. Expect the full brunt of the fort pushing you out. Stealth approach is out of the question. Epstein will be alerted soon.
(Honestly, this was kinda inevitable if you keep talking to him too much)

Rolan
0, 2, 4 = Most shots miss
6 or 8 = All hit the sword or miss
Odds = Most shots hit
Digits = critical injury (digits are le bad this time)

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Chud Mon 09 Dec 2024 22:08:18 No.109754 Report

Quoted By: >>109756

Most shots miss because he's legally blind or some raisin.

Rolan reinforcements (overlapping)
Odds = 2 guards
3-8 = + 1 guard
5 = +1 tank

Chud Mon 09 Dec 2024 22:09:08 No.109755 Report

Quoted By: >>109758

>>109753
Looks like Tarrant has ultra instinct.

Chud Mon 09 Dec 2024 22:09:50 No.109756 Report

Quoted By: >>109759 >>109760

>>109754
tarrant slices the guards throat

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Chud Mon 09 Dec 2024 22:09:52 No.109757 Report

Quoted By: >>109759

Another guard arrives. Your party is free to attack.

Chud Mon 09 Dec 2024 22:10:22 No.109758 Report

>>109755
nah, he just enchanted his sword with vril or something, it's purely cosmetic

Chud Mon 09 Dec 2024 22:11:49 No.109759 Report

>>109757
do this >>109756

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Chud Mon 09 Dec 2024 22:15:07 No.109760 Report

>>109756
Brenton attempts to slash the guard's throat.

Rolan
Evens = success
1, 3, or 5 = fail
7 or 9 = Cuts chest some
Digits = beheaded guard

Chud Mon 09 Dec 2024 22:16:33 No.109761 Report

Quoted By: >>109763

>>109753
>The gunshots AUTOMATICALLY alert everyone else.
This includes Epstein doe

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Chud Mon 09 Dec 2024 22:18:57 No.109762 Report

Brent missed like a Rudolf.

It's the enemy's turn to attack.

Due to a limited attack from the Brapvengers, the enemy will also have a limited attack.

The guard shoots another burst at Brenton.

Rolan
0, 2, 4 = Most shots miss
6 or 8 = All hit the sword or miss
Odds = Most shots hit

Chud Mon 09 Dec 2024 22:18:59 No.109763 Report

>>109761
yeah but he has a surprise waiting for xhem, and it will be an early present introductionc boss

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Chud Mon 09 Dec 2024 22:20:12 No.109764 Report

Quoted By: >>109766

The guard hits Brenton once. What a worthless piece of raisin.

Chud Mon 09 Dec 2024 22:21:34 No.109765 Report

Quoted By: >>109767

Rolan reinforcements (overlapping)
Odds = 2 guards
3-7 = + 1 guard
5 = +1 tank

Chud Mon 09 Dec 2024 22:22:05 No.109766 Report

Quoted By: >>109768

>>109764
yakub uses his telekinetic mind powers to slam the second guard onto the ground hard, ted fires an arrow at the first guard, while tarrant runs back to the team

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Chud Mon 09 Dec 2024 22:22:27 No.109767 Report

>>109765
Another guard arrives. Your party is free to attack.

Chud Mon 09 Dec 2024 22:22:55 No.109768 Report

Quoted By: >>109769

>>109766 will be enacted

Chud Mon 09 Dec 2024 22:25:10 No.109769 Report

Quoted By: >>109770

>>109768
also why are there two of those green things now? they appeared out of nowhere

Chud Mon 09 Dec 2024 22:25:28 No.109770 Report

Quoted By: >>109771

>>109769
spotlights

Chud Mon 09 Dec 2024 22:26:08 No.109771 Report

>>109770
ah, ok

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Chud Mon 09 Dec 2024 22:33:53 No.109772 Report

Brenton Tarrant falls back to his budLet your heart be bright!s.

Yakub uses telekinesis to grab one lf guards.

Rolan
Evens, except 8 = Unsuccessful
1, 3, 5 = successful but minimal force
7, 8, or 9 = does as intended
Digits = Critical

Postal Ted fires an arrow.

0, 2, 4 = miss
6 or 8 = hit + bleed
Odds = hit
Digits = headshot

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Chud Mon 09 Dec 2024 22:38:19 No.109773 Report

Quoted By: >>109774

Uncle Ted's arrow inflicts bleeding on the guard, upon hitting him in the chest.
Yakub slams the second guard into the ground using telekinesis. This also stuns him, besides the attack doing damage.
It's the enemy's turn to attack.

Chud Mon 09 Dec 2024 22:47:09 No.109774 Report

Quoted By: >>109777 >>109784

>>109773
Duke nukem get closer to shoot the guard , good boyler aim for precision shot for head's while TJD provide firing support

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Chud Mon 09 Dec 2024 22:57:34 No.109775 Report

The unstunned guards take a few steps closer and fire at Brent, Ted, and the other Brapvengers.

Rolan
Evens, lower than 5 = shots miss
, higher than 5 = shots hit their intended target
Odds = Shots miss their intended target, but a couple of others get shot
8 or 9 = meatshot (full hit)

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Chud Mon 09 Dec 2024 23:00:08 No.109776 Report

All of their shots hit their intended targets, Brent and Ted. They get wounded.

Rolan reinforcements (overlapping)
Odds = 2 guards
3-5 or 7 = + 1 guard
5 = +1 tank

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Chud Mon 09 Dec 2024 23:00:52 No.109777 Report

Quoted By: >>109778 >>109779

No reinforcements arrive this turn. Your party is free to attack.
>>109774 will be enacted.

Chud Mon 09 Dec 2024 23:01:57 No.109778 Report

Quoted By: >>109780 >>109781

>>109777
Does ai do this or is it a person I'm confused

Chud Mon 09 Dec 2024 23:02:06 No.109779 Report

Quoted By: >>109784

>>109777
oh, and while you do all that, tarrant also shoots his gun at one of the guards

Chud Mon 09 Dec 2024 23:02:37 No.109780 Report

>>109778
I'm not an AI, I just have a mental script.

Chud Mon 09 Dec 2024 23:03:56 No.109781 Report

Quoted By: >>109782

>>109778
OP here, i am a t-1000 and im coming to rape yo ass

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Chud Mon 09 Dec 2024 23:05:29 No.109782 Report

Quoted By: >>109783

>>109781

Chud Mon 09 Dec 2024 23:09:42 No.109783 Report

>>109782
it's true, i was sent by cyberdyne to rape and kill every bad boy in existence

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Chud Mon 09 Dec 2024 23:17:37 No.109784 Report

>>109774
>>109779
Multiple party members return fire.

Duke Nukem runs closer for a better shot.

Rolan
Evens, higher than 5 = Meatshot
Other evens = Partial shot
Odds, higher than 5 = Killshot
Other odds = miss

good boyler aims his pistol, and pulls the trigger…

Rolan
Evens = *click*
Odds = BANG! Headshot

Brenton and the TJD lay lead on the first guard.

Rolan
0, 1, 2 = misses
Other evens = Meatshot
Other odds = partial shot

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Chud Mon 09 Dec 2024 23:24:57 No.109785 Report

Quoted By: >>109786 >>109787

Out of all shots, good boyler's is the loudest. It kills one of the guards instantly.
Brenton and TJD's shots royally fuck up the other guard.

Rolan
If evens, the guard collapses from the shots
If odds, he doesn't, but he's very close

Chud Mon 09 Dec 2024 23:27:14 No.109786 Report

Quoted By: >>109788

>>109785
the surviving guard gets a lived on 1 health award

Chud Mon 09 Dec 2024 23:31:25 No.109787 Report

Quoted By: >>109790

>>109785
duke finishes him off

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Chud Mon 09 Dec 2024 23:39:59 No.109788 Report

Quoted By: >>109804

>>109786
The wounded guard has several awards manifest on his person: 1 health award, purple heart award, and purple heart award.

The guards retaliate. The heavily wounded one's accuracy is lowered.

Rolan 1
Evens or 1 = miss award
Less than 5 = bleed to death award (overlap)
3 or 5 = partial shot award
7 or 9 = meatshot award

Rolan 2
Evens, except 6 or 8 = miss
6 or 8 = meatshot
Odds = partial hit

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Chud Mon 09 Dec 2024 23:44:04 No.109789 Report

The wounded guard unsurprisingly missed his shots.
The other guard's shots, on the other hand, all land successfully on the UN trio.

Rolan reinforcements (overlapping)
Odds = 2 guards
3-5 or 7 = + 1 guard
5 = +1 tank

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Chud Mon 09 Dec 2024 23:45:52 No.109790 Report

Quoted By: >>109791 >>109793

2 guards arrive as reinforcements. Your party is free to attack.
>>109787 will be enacted.

Anonymous Mon 09 Dec 2024 23:50:13 No.109791 Report

Quoted By: >>109792 >>109797

>>109790
duke fires his shotgun, tarrant fires his pistol, ted fires his bow, eastern cobby throws a firecracker at the guards

Chud Mon 09 Dec 2024 23:50:38 No.109792 Report

>>109791
accidentally enabled anonymous award

Chud Mon 09 Dec 2024 23:51:56 No.109793 Report

Quoted By: >>109794 >>109795

>>109790
Where is Mafia Toilet?

Chud Mon 09 Dec 2024 23:52:16 No.109794 Report

>>109793
My ID changed again…

Chud Mon 09 Dec 2024 23:53:30 No.109795 Report

>>109793
I intended for him to return at the other side of the synagogue, but I forgot.

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Chud Mon 09 Dec 2024 23:56:59 No.109796 Report

Skibidi Mafia and Ice Mage good boy return to the party.

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Chud Tue 10 Dec 2024 00:06:04 No.109797 Report

>>109791
Duke Nukem fires at the 3 guards nearby.

Rolan
Evens = even hit across guards
Odds, less than 5 = miss
5, 7, 9 = Killshot on a guard

Ted Kaczynski fires an arrow at one of the guards.

Rolan
0, 2, 4 = miss
6 or 8 = hit + bleed
Odds = hit
Digits = headshot

Eastern Cobby tosses a firecracker at them.

Rolan
Evens = gets two guard's legs
Odds, less than 7 = miss
7 or 9 = wounds all guards + bleed

Brenton Tarrant tries to finish the wounded guard with his Glock.

Rolan
Evens, 7 or 9 = Finished off
Otherwise, missed both shots.

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Chud Tue 10 Dec 2024 00:08:41 No.109798 Report

Everyone misses except for Ted.

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Chud Tue 10 Dec 2024 00:12:01 No.109799 Report

The guards retaliate.

Rolan
Odds, more than 3 = Partial shots
6 or 8 = Meatshot
Otherwise, miss

Chud Tue 10 Dec 2024 00:14:08 No.109800 Report

Half of the guard's shots hit.

Rolan reinforcements (overlapping)
3-5 or 7 = + 1 guard
5 = +1 tank

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Chud Tue 10 Dec 2024 00:14:55 No.109801 Report

Quoted By: >>109803 >>109805 >>109806

Your party is free to attack.

Chud Tue 10 Dec 2024 00:16:37 No.109802 Report

each turn is taking too long

Chud Tue 10 Dec 2024 00:17:08 No.109803 Report

Quoted By: >>109808

>>109801
the guard gets a third purple heart or something

Chud Tue 10 Dec 2024 00:19:07 No.109804 Report

Quoted By: >>109807 >>109808

>>109788
Yakub use his physic power to make wounded guard to shoot his own allies , while the rest light the new guard up like 4th of July

Chud Tue 10 Dec 2024 00:20:35 No.109805 Report

Quoted By: >>109808

>>109801
ice mage fires some icicles at the guards, mafia toilet fires his acid gun at the guards, yakub grabs one the guards with telekinesis and smacks him into the other guards, tarrant tries to decapitate the wounded guard

Chud Tue 10 Dec 2024 00:21:16 No.109806 Report

Quoted By: >>109808

>>109801
Once again chuudler will aim for precision shot to the head

Chud Tue 10 Dec 2024 00:21:28 No.109807 Report

Quoted By: >>109808

>>109804
yakub should do this instead of mine tbh

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Chud Tue 10 Dec 2024 00:29:20 No.109808 Report

>>109803
>>109804
>>109805
>>109806
>>109807
Most of the guns in the party fire at the fresh guards.

Rolan
0 or 1 = all miss
Other evens, 3 or 5 = partial hits
7 or 9 = meatshot
digits = criticals

Other attacks queued.

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Chud Tue 10 Dec 2024 00:33:31 No.109809 Report

Quoted By: >>109810

The shots all hit something important. The guards are blasted to bits by the wall of gunfire and collapse dead.

Chud Tue 10 Dec 2024 00:34:25 No.109810 Report

Quoted By: >>109811

>>109809
mafia toilet kills the wounded guy

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Chud Tue 10 Dec 2024 00:35:37 No.109811 Report

Quoted By: >>109813

>>109810
Skibidi Mafia redirects his acid cannon to the wounded guard.

Rolan
Evens or 1, 3, 5 = finished off
Otherwise, no dice

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Chud Tue 10 Dec 2024 00:42:24 No.109812 Report

The wounded guard somehow dodges the Mafia Toilet's acid cannon.

The guard is outnumbered and wounded. He can either fight or flight.

Rolan morale
Evens = flight, reinforcements stop
Odds = keep fighting until his death

Chud Tue 10 Dec 2024 00:43:19 No.109813 Report

Quoted By: >>109814

>>109811
due to the guards insane luck, and the fact that he won 3 purple hearts, the guard gets fully healed, and turns into John Kerry, his gun gets a laser, a scelebrate, a flashlight, and a surpressor added to it

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Chud Tue 10 Dec 2024 00:44:45 No.109814 Report

Quoted By: >>109815 >>109824

>>109813
The guard runs away. He'll definitely get promoted for this.

Your party may proceed to the fortress' entrance.

Chud Tue 10 Dec 2024 00:46:05 No.109815 Report

Quoted By: >>109816

>>109814
how much time do you have left? i need to sleep soon and i don't wanna miss anything cuh

Chud Tue 10 Dec 2024 00:55:24 No.109816 Report

Quoted By: >>109817

>>109815
That might be it for today. If you were the one who introduced the cloth, then now would be a great time to reveal what it is, or just say it was wheeled off somewhere.

Chud Tue 10 Dec 2024 00:57:43 No.109817 Report

>>109816
alright, the final fight shall begin tomorrow then, should i tell you what's inside the cloth?

Chud Tue 10 Dec 2024 01:00:25 No.109818 Report

Quoted By: >>109819 >>109821

~~>>9319306~~
so it should be revealed once they show up to chadstein and confront him directly?

Chud Tue 10 Dec 2024 01:01:15 No.109819 Report

Quoted By: >>109820

>>109818
If that's what you plan.

Chud Tue 10 Dec 2024 01:02:26 No.109820 Report

>>109819
i guess so, it WILL be like a heckin cool boss fight like muh vidya games, so yes

Chud Tue 10 Dec 2024 01:02:34 No.109821 Report

Quoted By: >>109822

>>109818
The final fight probably won't start tomorrow, but the day after that.

Chud Tue 10 Dec 2024 01:03:52 No.109822 Report

>>109821
that's fine

Chud Tue 10 Dec 2024 01:07:08 No.109823 Report

going to sleep now, will probably only be sleearly present introductionng for less than 6 hours, but that's heckin ok

Chud Tue 10 Dec 2024 12:49:39 No.109824 Report

Quoted By: >>109825

>>109814
Ice chuud lend his staff to feral elf and equip dual ice dagger , it's magic ability is limited to non projectile festive spells and short range but can stack frostbite on contact with any object

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Chud Tue 10 Dec 2024 12:50:09 No.109825 Report

Quoted By: >>109826 >>109836

>>109824
Picrel for reference

Chud Tue 10 Dec 2024 12:58:00 No.109826 Report

Quoted By: >>109829

>>109825
flying bad boy rapes everyone and they all Let your heart be bright!

Chud Tue 10 Dec 2024 13:00:27 No.109827 Report

Quoted By: >>109829

flyig bad boy rapes everyone and they all Let your heart be bright!

Chud Tue 10 Dec 2024 13:00:39 No.109828 Report

Quoted By: >>109829

sheitttttt

Chud Tue 10 Dec 2024 16:21:40 No.109829 Report

>>109828
>>109827
>>109826
no repeating digits award

Chud Wed 11 Dec 2024 00:02:54 No.109830 Report

Quoted By: >>109831

Can't run the bread today.

Chud Wed 11 Dec 2024 00:45:59 No.109831 Report

>>109830
dead bad boy award

Chud Wed 11 Dec 2024 11:51:14 No.109832 Report

4 hour and 9 min till op clock in , so fire up your prompts and get ready

Chud Wed 11 Dec 2024 11:52:56 No.109833 Report

gift bread

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Chud Wed 11 Dec 2024 19:24:01 No.109834 Report

>B6NAM7cn is still being a dead bad boy

Chud Wed 11 Dec 2024 19:39:46 No.109835 Report

come back nigga please

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Chud Wed 11 Dec 2024 20:35:13 No.109836 Report

Quoted By: >>109837

>>109825
Ice Mage good boy lends his wand to Elf Feral and brings out two Ice Knife Daggers. He loses wand-festive functions, including projectiles.
Ice Feral's usage of the wand is comparatively weaker, but still present.
Proceed to the fort's entrance?

Chud Wed 11 Dec 2024 20:36:58 No.109837 Report

Quoted By: >>109839

>>109836
well the whole fort knows the Brapvengers are there so waste no time

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Chud Wed 11 Dec 2024 20:51:43 No.109838 Report

Meanwhile, Epstein talks with one of his guards. The screen turns on to show the Brapvengers in front of the fort.
>What? They're in the fort? We need to do the Santa replacement ritual ASAP!
He gets Seth Rogan over.
>How long will it take?
<Too long, sir. About an hour.
>Well, I might confront them personally!
<I'm calling an extra team of glowies.
>Call over as many bad boydemons as possible!
The tunnels are fully alert.
You have 75 turns to reach Santa Cob, and he's farther than you think.

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Chud Wed 11 Dec 2024 20:54:41 No.109839 Report

>>109837
Your team reaches the fort. One of the guards has a heavy machine gun mounted on a tripod.

Rolan tank appearance
5 = tank appears

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Chud Wed 11 Dec 2024 20:58:02 No.109840 Report

Quoted By: >>109841 >>109843

A24 is notified of the trouble.
>Comrades, we have to rush. Santa will be terminated soon!
Your party is free to attack.

Chud Wed 11 Dec 2024 21:03:17 No.109841 Report

Quoted By: >>109842 >>109844

>>109840
rush the guards with an equal amount of the party on each guard at once

Chud Wed 11 Dec 2024 21:03:49 No.109842 Report

Quoted By: >>109844

>>109841
get the tankier soyldjers on the machine gun scrooge

Chud Wed 11 Dec 2024 21:05:50 No.109843 Report

Quoted By: >>109844

>>109840
Feral elf asked Nate higger for his taser and duct tape it to the other ends of the ward , flow some magic into it with the crystal help and now he could use electric festive magik

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Chud Wed 11 Dec 2024 21:12:52 No.109844 Report

Quoted By: >>109847

>>109841
>>109842
>>109843
Elf Feral asks Nate for his tazer. He takes it and duct tapes it to the other end of the wand, so it'll transform into an electric attack conduit.

The party straight up bum rushed the guards.

Rolan bum rush
Lower than 6 = failure
Odds, lower than 6 = interrupted
Higher than 5, evens = success, guards get stunned
Higher than 5, odds = Success, guards get stunned + damaged + 1 knocked out
Digits = Most guards knocked out, remaining stunned

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Chud Wed 11 Dec 2024 21:17:51 No.109845 Report

Quoted By: >>109846

Thr guards get surprised, but none of them are meaningfully attacked. The party aborts the rush, giving them some distance before the inevitable retaliation.

Rolan
Evens = Guards hit some of their shots
1, or 3 = Guards miss
7, 8 = guards hit most of their attacks
9 = guards hit every shot

Chud Wed 11 Dec 2024 21:20:00 No.109846 Report

Quoted By: >>109848

>>109845
The cube from fortnite lands in between the parties, on top of it is a bird from serina

Chud Wed 11 Dec 2024 21:20:48 No.109847 Report

Quoted By: >>109853

>>109844
TJD will become the meat shield for the guard attack

Chud Wed 11 Dec 2024 21:24:52 No.109848 Report

Quoted By: >>109849

>>109846
the serinafag is here

Chud Wed 11 Dec 2024 21:25:33 No.109849 Report

Quoted By: >>109850

>>109848
I'm not that guy i promise

Chud Wed 11 Dec 2024 21:26:55 No.109850 Report

Quoted By: >>109851

>>109849
im mostly kidding… a lot of people hopped on the whole serina thing, so you probably aren't the guy

Chud Wed 11 Dec 2024 21:27:25 No.109851 Report

Quoted By: >>109852

>>109850
I don't even know what is Serina

Chud Wed 11 Dec 2024 21:30:03 No.109852 Report

>>109851
it's about fictional birds, that's all ibknow about it, on the admin 6 adventure bread, people mentioned serina a lot, so it kinda became a tradition at this point

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Chud Wed 11 Dec 2024 21:30:59 No.109853 Report

Quoted By: >>109855

>>109847
The moment before shots are fired, TJD form a wall in front of the party. They take the majority of the attack.

Rolan
Below 4, one of them Let your heart be bright!s

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Chud Wed 11 Dec 2024 21:31:50 No.109854 Report

Quoted By: >>109856 >>109859

The TJD all survive, albeit every one of them wounded, from being the meatshield for your party.
Your party is free to attack.

Chud Wed 11 Dec 2024 21:32:34 No.109855 Report

Quoted By: >>109857 >>109858

>>109853
The commie zerg rushes at the scrooges

Chud Wed 11 Dec 2024 21:33:27 No.109856 Report

Quoted By: >>109858

>>109854
Maffia toilet flies into the scrooges several times to crush them

Chud Wed 11 Dec 2024 21:33:29 No.109857 Report

>>109855
Him and…?

Chud Wed 11 Dec 2024 21:34:06 No.109858 Report

>>109855
>>109856
Both of these will happen

Chud Wed 11 Dec 2024 21:35:33 No.109859 Report

Quoted By: >>109860

>>109854
TJD, Brent , duke nukem , Nate higher and a24plier magdump the guards

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Chud Wed 11 Dec 2024 21:44:14 No.109860 Report

>>109859
TJD, Brent, Duke Nukem, Nate, and A24 fire at the guards, while Mafia Skibidi runs into one of them.

Rolan gunfire
Most Evens = Half shots hit
Evens below 4 = no shots
1, 3, 5, 7 = most shots
9 = every shot
digits = criticals

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Chud Wed 11 Dec 2024 21:47:48 No.109861 Report

Most shots land on the guards. The middle gets hit the hardest.

Rolan
Above 5 = +1 guard killed
Evens = +1 guard killed

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Chud Wed 11 Dec 2024 21:48:53 No.109862 Report

The guards survive. Skibidi continues his course into the guards.
Evens = Wall gets crushed
Above 5 = 1 guard crushed
9 = 2 guards crushed

Chud Wed 11 Dec 2024 21:49:14 No.109863 Report

i will have to leave very soon again, like previously, hope the big fight doesn't happen TOO soon, i want to reveal chadsteins creation before it happens…

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Chud Wed 11 Dec 2024 21:56:33 No.109864 Report

Quoted By: >>109865 >>109867

Skibidi Mafia doesn't hit the guards, but instead crashes the wall over.
Your ally, Big Lez, emerges from the wreck.
>Hey, I took care of them guards in the first room.
Your party, and Big Lez, are free to attack.

Chud Wed 11 Dec 2024 21:58:11 No.109865 Report

Quoted By: >>109866

>>109864
Big lez smashes 2 scrooges heads together and the tjd gang shoots TEH others

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Chud Wed 11 Dec 2024 22:06:23 No.109866 Report

>>109865
Big Lez stealth attacks the 2 guards at the gun, while TJD handles the other 2.

Rolan Lez, stealth attack
Evens = both guards knocked out
Odds, more than 5 = Both guards stunned
Less than 5 = fail
Digits = their heads explode from the force

Rolan TJD
Evens = half shots hit
Evens below 4, or 1 = no shots hit
Odds = most shots hit
9 = every shot
Digits = critical

Chud Wed 11 Dec 2024 22:07:13 No.109867 Report

>>109864
Feral elf cast ice mist to blind the guard while ice chuud rush past two guard slashing their sides

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Chud Wed 11 Dec 2024 22:11:21 No.109868 Report

Quoted By: >>109869

The two guards are stunned, while another Let your heart be bright!s from the TJD's gunfire. Only one wounded remains. Now, he'll attack…

He vengefully blasts the shotgunner TJD.

Evens = 2 shots hit
Odds above 5 = 3 shots hit
9 = every shot
5 = 1 shot hits
Otherwise, misses all

Chud Wed 11 Dec 2024 22:12:47 No.109869 Report

Quoted By: >>109871

>>109868
Alright change action for ice chuud, this time he just slit the guard throats

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Chud Wed 11 Dec 2024 22:13:42 No.109870 Report

Quoted By: >>109872

The guard hits every shot on the TJD gang leader.

Rolan casualty
1, 5, or 9 = TJD Let your heart be bright!s
4 or 6 = coughs blood, losing more health, but not dead

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Chud Wed 11 Dec 2024 22:14:33 No.109871 Report

Your party is free to attack.
>>109869 will be enacted.

Chud Wed 11 Dec 2024 22:17:20 No.109872 Report

Quoted By: >>109873 >>109874

>>109870
so no major damage despite every bullet hitting?

Chud Wed 11 Dec 2024 22:18:19 No.109873 Report

>>109872
Built different

Chud Wed 11 Dec 2024 22:20:34 No.109874 Report

>>109872
Health system is unorthodeliver presents to here. When someone is damaged a bunch, they get wounded, or critically injured. Then, a roll happens, to see if it's enough to kill them. However, if someone gets like 10 bullet holes, they're automatically toasted, unless they're a tank like Duke Nukem.

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Chud Wed 11 Dec 2024 22:29:03 No.109875 Report

Quoted By: >>109876

Ice good boy flies over to the guard and tries to stab with his ice daggers.

Rolan
Evens, 1, or 9 = stabbed
3, 5, 7 = out of range / failure
Digits = turned into ice cube gogogo

Chud Wed 11 Dec 2024 22:30:07 No.109876 Report

>>109875
YES

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Chud Wed 11 Dec 2024 22:31:22 No.109877 Report

Quoted By: >>109878 >>109879

Ice good boy turns the guard into an ice cube. gogogo

The stage is clear. Proceed to the inside of the fort?

Chud Wed 11 Dec 2024 22:33:48 No.109878 Report

Quoted By: >>109888

>>109877
TJD swap their gun with the guards ak and human Tyrone drag the turret with him

Chud Wed 11 Dec 2024 22:34:39 No.109879 Report

Quoted By: >>109880

>>109877
Yes. Also Mafia is already in there because he crashed into the wall

Chud Wed 11 Dec 2024 22:35:09 No.109880 Report

Quoted By: >>109881

>>109879
My ID changes every single fucking time

Chud Wed 11 Dec 2024 22:35:53 No.109881 Report

Quoted By: >>109882

>>109880
Dynamic IP award

Chud Wed 11 Dec 2024 22:40:54 No.109882 Report

>>109881
Oh that might explain it

Chud Wed 11 Dec 2024 22:49:13 No.109883 Report

Quoted By: >>109884 >>109886

how much time do you have left OP? im going to sleep

Chud Wed 11 Dec 2024 22:50:09 No.109884 Report

Quoted By: >>109885

>>109883
get your rest. I'm sure we'll reach Epstein later

Chud Wed 11 Dec 2024 22:52:11 No.109885 Report

Quoted By: >>109887

>>109884
thanks, i want this to be kinda early present introductionc, sobi don't wanna miss out on anything important you know? goodnight bro

Chud Wed 11 Dec 2024 22:53:03 No.109886 Report

Quoted By: >>109936

>>109883
heck, I'll pause before epstein, if we reach him sooner. sleep is very important thougheever.

Chud Wed 11 Dec 2024 22:54:45 No.109887 Report

>>109885
'night

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Chud Wed 11 Dec 2024 22:57:54 No.109888 Report

Quoted By: >>109889

>>109878
Tyrone drags the HMG and tripod, it'll take a couple turns for him to set up in combat.
Three TJD's trade up for Galils. They now have twice the fire output.
You reach the first room. You see that Big Lez's crew has taken care of the guards there. You also see two doors. Left or right?

Chud Wed 11 Dec 2024 23:02:41 No.109889 Report

Quoted By: >>109890

>>109888
left I guess

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Chud Wed 11 Dec 2024 23:10:58 No.109890 Report

Quoted By: >>109891

>>109889
You go through the left door.
You see three guards and a glowie.
Your party is free to attack.

Chud Wed 11 Dec 2024 23:19:59 No.109891 Report

Quoted By: >>109892

>>109890
Mafia Toilet targets the glowie
Icechvd targets the middle guard
Nate fires at the guard closer to the glowie
Duke fires at the other guard

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Chud Wed 11 Dec 2024 23:31:09 No.109892 Report

Quoted By: >>109894

>>109891
Mafia Toilet fires his acid cannon at the glowie.

Rolan
Most Evens = full hit
2 or 4 = full hit on other guard
Odds below 6, or 0 = miss
Other odds = partial hit

Nate and Duke fire their guns.

Rolan
Most Evens = partial hit
8 or 9 = meatshots
Most Odds = most miss
0 or 1 = all miss

Digits on either = critical and/or splash damage

Rolling icegood boy next post

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Chud Wed 11 Dec 2024 23:32:35 No.109893 Report

Quoted By: >>109894

Ice good boy targets one of the guards

Rolan Ice good boy
Evens = stab
8 or digits = critical
Odds below 6 = miss
7 or 9 = stab + freeze stun

Chud Wed 11 Dec 2024 23:35:39 No.109894 Report

Quoted By: >>109895

>>109892
>>109893
Wow we all missed

Chud Wed 11 Dec 2024 23:36:28 No.109895 Report

>>109894
good thing digits usurps other results

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Chud Wed 11 Dec 2024 23:36:55 No.109896 Report

Quoted By: >>109898

Ice good boy ice cubes the middle guard. Duke Nukem, Skibidi Mafia, and Nate miss like Rudolfs.

The enemy will now attack.

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Chud Wed 11 Dec 2024 23:41:00 No.109897 Report

The enemies retaliate against their targets, except the ice cube.

Rolan guards
Evens or 1 = partial
Most odds = miss
7 or 9 = meatshot

Rolan glowie
Evens = ray gun hits, partial pen
0 or 8 = ray gun hits, full pen
1 or 7 = ray gun hits but doesn't penetrate
Otherwise, miss like he regarded o algo

Chud Wed 11 Dec 2024 23:43:26 No.109898 Report

Quoted By: >>109900

>>109896
Feral elf cast three lighting bolt in the guards firearm , Yakub channel his dark age edit vision into their Psyche before TJD open fire

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Chud Wed 11 Dec 2024 23:43:41 No.109899 Report

Quoted By: >>109901

All the enemy misses like blindfolded niggers shooting left-handed.
70 turne until Santa Cob gets ACKed into George Floyd
Your party is free to attack.

Chud Wed 11 Dec 2024 23:44:01 No.109900 Report

>>109898
queued

Chud Wed 11 Dec 2024 23:51:45 No.109901 Report

Quoted By: >>109903

>>109899
A24 Fires at the unfrozen guard next to the glowie
chvdler shoots at the other guard
Big Lez attempts to steal the glowie's ray gun

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Chud Wed 11 Dec 2024 23:54:59 No.109902 Report

First attacks…

Elf Feral slams the staff on the floor, activating the electric magic. It funnels into a ball and shoots towards the guard's guns.
Meanwhile, Yakub projects visions of dark age edits into the guards, potentially mindraping them.

Rolan Elf
4, 6, 8 = Destroys guns
0, 2, 1, 3 = jams the guns
Digits = stuns and damages guards, destroys guns
Otherwise, ineffective

Rolan yakub
0, 2, 8 = stuns guards
Other evens = hurts guards and lowers defense
3, 5, 7 = merely lowers the guards defense
Digits = AAAAAAAAA

Chud Wed 11 Dec 2024 23:55:46 No.109903 Report

>>109901
queued except for Big Lez

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Chud Thu 12 Dec 2024 00:02:20 No.109904 Report

The TJD and A24 spray their guns at the guards, in equal part.

Rolan
Evens = half shots hit
Evens below 4 = no shots hit
Odds = every hit
9 = critical
Digits = critical

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Chud Thu 12 Dec 2024 00:10:25 No.109905 Report

The guards get ahnihilated by the gunfire. Only Glowie remains.

good boyler aims and pulls the trigger twice.

Rolan
Most Evens = *BANG* *BANG*
6 or 8, or digits = *BANG* headshot
1, 3 = *BANG*
Other Odds = *click*

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Chud Thu 12 Dec 2024 00:15:30 No.109906 Report

Quoted By: >>109907

good boyler hears a click, then pulls once more…
The bullet launches into the glowie's skull and paints his brains on the wall. He slouches over in his own blood.

Combat has concluded. You may proceed to the next room.

Chud Thu 12 Dec 2024 00:19:09 No.109907 Report

Quoted By: >>109908 >>109915

>>109906
Have a TJD scout the next room

If there's hostiles, he is shot dead on sight(evens) or escapes and alerts the Brapvengers with moderate wounds(odds)

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Chud Thu 12 Dec 2024 00:22:32 No.109908 Report

Quoted By: >>109910

>>109907
You send a TJD in. You hear multiple gunshots.

Chud Thu 12 Dec 2024 00:28:09 No.109909 Report

Quoted By: >>109911

And it's digit too gogogo

Chud Thu 12 Dec 2024 00:31:04 No.109910 Report

Quoted By: >>109914

>>109908
Nate lob a Grenade into the room

1,5,9 the grenade goes off
Otherwise nothing happens

Chud Thu 12 Dec 2024 00:32:01 No.109911 Report

Quoted By: >>109912 >>109914

>>109909
pretty sure digits do something good but I didn't specify doe

Chud Thu 12 Dec 2024 00:34:38 No.109912 Report

Quoted By: >>109913

>>109911
gunshots is that the scout takes out an enemy

Chud Thu 12 Dec 2024 00:34:47 No.109913 Report

>>109912
for the digits

Chud Thu 12 Dec 2024 00:40:32 No.109914 Report

Quoted By: >>109915

>>109910
>>109911
if evens, i account the dubs and alter the outcome

Chud Thu 12 Dec 2024 00:41:05 No.109915 Report

>>109907
same as >>109914

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Chud Thu 12 Dec 2024 00:42:07 No.109916 Report

Quoted By: >>109917

Nate looks for a grenade, but he used both of them way earlier. The party stands around awkwardly.

Chud Thu 12 Dec 2024 00:44:14 No.109917 Report

Quoted By: >>109918

>>109916
Ok fuck it , feral elf cast icy mist into the room and freeze the floor before everyone except toilet mafia rush in

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Chud Thu 12 Dec 2024 01:09:28 No.109918 Report

>>109917
In the next room, you see an NWO soldjer beside two Israeli guards.
The floor is very slippery.

Rolan
Evens = Your team slides down and gives the enemy free shots
Odds = Enemy slides down and gives you free shots
Digits = Enemy slips and falls into tunnel

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Chud Thu 12 Dec 2024 01:10:38 No.109919 Report

The enemy slips on the ice. They have trouble recovering. Your party is free to attack.

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Chud Thu 12 Dec 2024 01:12:36 No.109920 Report

Quoted By: >>109921

Elf Feral enters the room. He sees the dead TJD nigga and freaks out…

Chud Thu 12 Dec 2024 01:24:57 No.109921 Report

Quoted By: >>109922

>>109920
The TJD guys, Duke Nukem, Tarrant and Nate fire at them

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Chud Thu 12 Dec 2024 01:33:09 No.109922 Report

>>109921
TJD, Duke Nukem, Tarrant, and Nate fire at the enemy guards.

Rolan
Evens or 5 = half shots hit
1 or 3 = no shots hit
Other Odds = every hit
Digits = critical

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Chud Thu 12 Dec 2024 01:36:27 No.109923 Report

Half of the shots hit the guards. The two guards are wounded badly, but the NWO guard's armor blocks some of the shots.

Rolan
If evens, the guards recover

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Chud Thu 12 Dec 2024 01:37:33 No.109924 Report

Quoted By: >>109925

The guards get back on their feet. Your party is free to attack.

Chud Thu 12 Dec 2024 01:39:15 No.109925 Report

Quoted By: >>109926

>>109924
Ice good boy, Eastern Cob, BP Fan and Tarrant attack them with their melee weapons

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Chud Thu 12 Dec 2024 01:47:44 No.109926 Report

>>109925
You send four to attack the guards. The slippery floor makes this move inherently risky.

Rolan
Below 5 (any) = slip and failure
Other evens = successful attacks
Other odds success + knocks guards over
Digits = critical

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Chud Thu 12 Dec 2024 01:49:38 No.109927 Report

Your berserkers slip and fall onto the floor. This exposes them to point blank gunfire. The enemy will take full advantage of this.

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Chud Thu 12 Dec 2024 01:55:54 No.109928 Report

The NWO points a shotgun in Ice good boy's face.

Rolan shotgun
3 or 7 = slip and failure to fire
9 or digits = critical
4 or 6 = partially missed
Otherwise = devastating gunshot

The guards point their rifles at Brent and BP fan.

Rolan
Most Odds = all shots land
9 or digits = critical
4 or 6 = most shots missed
3 or 8 = slip and failure to fire
Other Evens = 3 shots each

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Chud Thu 12 Dec 2024 01:57:23 No.109929 Report

Quoted By: >>109933 >>109937 >>109939

Your team gets it easy. Every enemy slips and falls to the ground before they can fire.
Your party is free to attack.

Chud Thu 12 Dec 2024 02:02:49 No.109930 Report

Quoted By: >>109931

alright, that's all for tonight, folks. next part will have some interesting modifiers to the gameplay

Chud Thu 12 Dec 2024 02:09:00 No.109931 Report

Quoted By: >>109932

>>109930
Sleep well and goodnight sir

Chud Thu 12 Dec 2024 02:23:06 No.109932 Report

>>109931
you too, 'night

Chud Thu 12 Dec 2024 05:09:25 No.109933 Report

Quoted By: >>109934 >>109937 >>109941

>>109929
(When he wakes up)
The four gets up from the ice and try to melee the guards. The rest of the party hold their fire just in case they accidentally miss and hit one of the four

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Chud Thu 12 Dec 2024 10:03:49 No.109934 Report

Quoted By: >>109935 >>109943

>>109933
Also, while Mafia Toilet isn't present during combat, he calls some members of the G-squad to come support the Brapvengers (SWAT Mutant arrives to Mafia, others may or may not come later)

Chud Thu 12 Dec 2024 10:16:15 No.109935 Report

Quoted By: >>109938

>>109934
naah bro chadstein is cooked :skull::pray:

Chud Thu 12 Dec 2024 10:19:21 No.109936 Report

>>109886
it's fine bro, I'll probably introduce the creation before the big fight happens, also you should make the cloth a lot bigger, because it's gonna be sonething BIG, and i mean it literally

Chud Thu 12 Dec 2024 11:38:34 No.109937 Report

Quoted By: >>109941

>>109929
Same as >>109933 but ice chuud cast frost spike to impale the guards first

Chud Thu 12 Dec 2024 11:42:03 No.109938 Report

>>109935
Actually I plan for ice chuud to 1v1 chadstein while the rest rescue Santa and fight his creation

Chud Thu 12 Dec 2024 20:39:42 No.109939 Report

Quoted By: >>109940

>>109929
Post a list of the current party members and items.

Chud Thu 12 Dec 2024 22:18:00 No.109940 Report

>>109939
Inventory: 2 NWO passes, 2 medkits, 4 smoke grenades
Party members: Four TJD gangsters, Eastern Cobby, Max, Lou Reed, Elf Feral, good boyler, Big Lez, Duke Nukem, Brent Tarrant, A24plier, Ice Mage good boy, good boyler, Tyrone, BP fan, Postal Ted Kaczinski, Yakub, Ghost of Kuz, Skibidi Mafia Toilet, and Nate Higgers.

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Chud Thu 12 Dec 2024 22:33:30 No.109941 Report

Quoted By: >>109945

>>109933
>>109937
Ice good boy considers casting Ice Spikes, but he doesn't have his wand.

The melee crew attempts to recover.
Evens = success
Odds = failure

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Chud Thu 12 Dec 2024 22:36:42 No.109942 Report

The melee crew cannot recover this turn.

The enemy guards attempt a recovery.
Evens = success
Odds = failure

Chud Thu 12 Dec 2024 22:38:33 No.109943 Report

>>109934
Rolan
If above 5, SWAT Skibidi Mutant will arrive next turn.

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Chud Thu 12 Dec 2024 22:39:40 No.109944 Report

Quoted By: >>109946

Both the guards and your melee crew fail to get back on their feet. Your party is free to attack.
SWAT Skibid Mutant will enter the room next turn.

Chud Thu 12 Dec 2024 22:50:46 No.109945 Report

Quoted By: >>109947

>>109941
What if it's just the nwo since he's the closest and when I said ice spike I mean like shoot up from the ground which doesn't count as projectile

Chud Thu 12 Dec 2024 22:52:41 No.109946 Report

>>109944
Chuudler aim for precision shot for the guard head > duke nukem gets closer to nwo and go for killshot > the melee team tries to get up again

Chud Thu 12 Dec 2024 22:59:04 No.109947 Report

Quoted By: >>109948

>>109945
Most offensive moves require a wand, including summoning a big ice spike from the ground. Ice good boy can still do pocket sand type stuff though.

Chud Thu 12 Dec 2024 23:03:16 No.109948 Report

Quoted By: >>109949

>>109947
What if I bypass it by touching the ground and channel his magic to summon ice spike

Chud Thu 12 Dec 2024 23:04:32 No.109949 Report

Quoted By: >>109950

>>109948
It'd be a small ice spike.

Chud Thu 12 Dec 2024 23:09:24 No.109950 Report

>>109949
I mean if it's girth is at least 1 inches thick , I take it

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Chud Thu 12 Dec 2024 23:11:26 No.109951 Report

good boyler aims at one of the guard's heads.

Rolan
Evens = *click*
Odds = *BANG!*

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Chud Thu 12 Dec 2024 23:14:57 No.109952 Report

good boyler's gun has run out of rounds to fire - That, or it's just an old, unreliable piece of crap.

Duke Nukem aims his shotgun at the NWO's face.

Rolan
Evens = gruesome shot
8 = critical
Odds higher than 5 = partial hit
Digits = critical
Otherwise, miss

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Chud Thu 12 Dec 2024 23:18:44 No.109953 Report

Quoted By: >>109954

At the last few milliseconds, something jerks his gun to the left and he misses entirely. He nearly slips down and cusses.

The melee crew attempt to recover.

Rolan
Evens = success
Odds = failure

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Chud Thu 12 Dec 2024 23:19:19 No.109954 Report

>>109953
missing frame, first frame

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Chud Thu 12 Dec 2024 23:22:50 No.109955 Report

The melee team attacks the guards.

Rolan
0 = they slip again like Rudolfs
Other evens = successful attacks
7 or 9 = bleeding attacks
Other odds = fail
Digits = Criticals

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Chud Thu 12 Dec 2024 23:27:58 No.109956 Report

Quoted By: >>109957

The attacks bleed every guard.

It's the enemy's turn to attack.

The guards give up at getting back up. They shoot at the team from the ground.

Rolan
Evens above 3 = partial hits
7 or 9 = meatshots
0 or 1 = mostly misses
Otherwise, miss

Chud Thu 12 Dec 2024 23:30:16 No.109957 Report

Quoted By: >>109958 >>109960

>>109956
Melee group execute the guards

Chud Thu 12 Dec 2024 23:32:42 No.109958 Report

Quoted By: >>109993

>>109957
Got the dubs award

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Chud Thu 12 Dec 2024 23:36:01 No.109959 Report

The guards get every hit they can on the melee team. Brenton Tarrant and Ice good boy cough up blood.

Rolan
0, 2, or 6 = brent Let your heart be bright!s
2 or 4 = Ice good boy Let your heart be bright!s
Other evens = both incapacitated but survive

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Chud Thu 12 Dec 2024 23:39:14 No.109960 Report

Ice good boy and Brent barely pull through. Your party is free to attack. >>109957 will be enacted.

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Chud Thu 12 Dec 2024 23:43:53 No.109961 Report

Quoted By: >>109963

Right before you attack, someone crawls through the door… It's SWAT Skibid Mutant. Your party is free to attack.

Chud Thu 12 Dec 2024 23:51:13 No.109962 Report

HOHOHO! because of cattyspam

Chud Thu 12 Dec 2024 23:53:36 No.109963 Report

Quoted By: >>109964 >>109965 >>109966

>>109961
SWAT skibidi executes the weakened guards
only a 3 at the end of this post fails

Chud Fri 13 Dec 2024 00:04:18 No.109964 Report

Quoted By: >>109966

>>109963
rolan
last digit of this post / 3 = number of guards executed (rounded up or down)

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Chud Fri 13 Dec 2024 00:04:20 No.109965 Report

>>109963
He slcies them with his sickle

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Chud Fri 13 Dec 2024 00:10:01 No.109966 Report

>>109963
>>109964
SWAT Skibidi Mutant bisects the NWO guard.

His presence is demoralizing upon the survivors.

Rolan
Evens or 1 = they try their best to GTFO

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Chud Fri 13 Dec 2024 00:12:00 No.109967 Report

Quoted By: >>109968 >>109974

One of the guards shoots the skibidi SWAT. Your party is free to attack.

Chud Fri 13 Dec 2024 00:19:24 No.109968 Report

Quoted By: >>109969 >>109970 >>109971

>>109967
intimidate the guard into telling the BRapvengers the most direct route to Epstein

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Chud Fri 13 Dec 2024 00:20:05 No.109969 Report

>>109968
>off by one

Chud Fri 13 Dec 2024 00:22:48 No.109970 Report

>>109968
Because of the failed quads, the guard tells them to go to an area which is most likely a set up trap for the Brapvengers

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Chud Fri 13 Dec 2024 00:24:17 No.109971 Report

Quoted By: >>109972 >>109975

missed image
>>109968
You roll intimidation with skibidi swat mutant.
>TELL ME the quickest path to Epstein, or I'll kill you EFFORTLESSLY…

Rolan
0 or 1, 5 = ineffective
7, 8 or 9 = too intimidating, turns guards mute
Otherwise, successful

Chud Fri 13 Dec 2024 00:25:50 No.109972 Report

>>109971
gogogo

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Chud Fri 13 Dec 2024 00:25:55 No.109973 Report

Quoted By: >>109976

The guards literally can't speak. They freeze in fear.

Rolan
If evens, battle is finished

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Chud Fri 13 Dec 2024 00:26:50 No.109974 Report

>>109967
Have this guy to appear along with chadstein creation soon , balancing the power creep

Chud Fri 13 Dec 2024 00:28:15 No.109975 Report

>>109971
hohoho, it's merry!

Chud Fri 13 Dec 2024 00:29:08 No.109976 Report

>>109973
Second attempt of execution by melee then open fire on surviving guards

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Chud Fri 13 Dec 2024 00:30:24 No.109977 Report

Quoted By: >>109979

The guards surrender. You see a tunnel that presumably leads to Epstein's compound.
It's too cramped for the supersized, namely the skibidis and the tunnel is too thin to allow your entire party to attack at once.

You may pick five team members to lead the raid. They'll be the ones to attack.
It's recommended to trade arms to your pointmen as well.

Chud Fri 13 Dec 2024 00:34:58 No.109978 Report

The Skibidis will be very useful if we reach the extraction phase. It's also recommended to find a map ASAP!

Chud Fri 13 Dec 2024 00:42:31 No.109979 Report

Quoted By: >>109980

>>109977
I'm thinking Duke, Tarrant, Ice good boy, A24 and Yakub

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Chud Fri 13 Dec 2024 00:56:03 No.109980 Report

Quoted By: >>109981

>>109979
You choose Duke Nukem, Brent Tarrant, Ice good boy, Yakub, and A24plier as your pointmen. Any weapon changes?

Chud Fri 13 Dec 2024 00:59:41 No.109981 Report

Quoted By: >>109982

>>109980
Ice good boy enchants Tarrants sword with a frostbite effect. He also tries this on their firearms to shoot bullets with the same effect

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Chud Fri 13 Dec 2024 01:07:25 No.109982 Report

>>109981
Ice good boy attempts an enchant on the other pointmen.

Rolan
Evens = minor stun chance for every weapon
6-9 = guns have bigger stun chance
4-7 = guns have chance to freeze
5 or 7 = guns have small chance freeze enemies
Digits = guns transformed

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Chud Fri 13 Dec 2024 01:08:32 No.109983 Report

Quoted By: >>109984

No enchantments transpire. What else?

Chud Fri 13 Dec 2024 01:24:00 No.109984 Report

Quoted By: >>109985 >>109988

>>109983
They heal themselves before going further. Also what other weapons are there?

Chud Fri 13 Dec 2024 01:32:21 No.109985 Report

Quoted By: >>109986

>>109984
You have weapons from other party members to trade. For example, Elf Feral has a Raygun and the Ice Wand.

Chud Fri 13 Dec 2024 02:10:44 No.109986 Report

Quoted By: >>109987 >>109988

>>109985
Alright. Tarrant replaces his pistol with Feral's ray gun and Duke wields the turret Tyrone is dragging. and A24 dual wields AK-47s

Chud Fri 13 Dec 2024 02:11:39 No.109987 Report

Quoted By: >>109988

>>109986
I assume Duke is strong enough to use it while walking around

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Chud Fri 13 Dec 2024 02:32:27 No.109988 Report

Quoted By: >>109989

>>109986
>>109987
>>109984
You heal your pointmen and some other party members, consuming a medkit.
You give the Ray Gun to Brent, the HMG to Duke Nukem, and an extra AK for A24plier to dual wield.
Proceed?

Chud Fri 13 Dec 2024 02:36:39 No.109989 Report

Quoted By: >>109990

>>109988
Proceed through

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Chud Fri 13 Dec 2024 02:53:51 No.109990 Report

Quoted By: >>109991 >>109992 >>109993 >>109994

>>109989
You proceed through the entrance. You see two guards stationed at the tunnel's main checkpoint. Your party is free to attack.

Chud Fri 13 Dec 2024 03:37:33 No.109991 Report

Quoted By: >>109996

>>109990
Tarrant and A24 fire their weapons while Duke reaLet your heart be bright!s up his HMG. They also notice the yellow dots on that one guard

Chud Fri 13 Dec 2024 09:02:37 No.109992 Report

Quoted By: >>109996

>>109990
Ice chuud dismantle one of the dagger and forge a magic tattoo on his free hand to amplify ice magic , OP rolls will decide it's potency

Chud Fri 13 Dec 2024 14:54:16 No.109993 Report

>>109958
Trips doebeit.
>>109990
Yakub is given one of the NWO passes because they wouldn't question a bad boy.

Chud Fri 13 Dec 2024 15:01:19 No.109994 Report

>>109990
madness combat ass place

Chud Fri 13 Dec 2024 23:04:14 No.109995 Report

Couldn't run the bread again award

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Chud Fri 13 Dec 2024 23:18:41 No.109996 Report

>>109992
>>109991
Ice Chuud dismantles one of his ice daggers and forges a tattoo on his hand, out of the dagger.

Rolan power level
7 is equivalent to ice wand
0 is anemic power level
digits multiplies by 4

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Chud Fri 13 Dec 2024 23:28:33 No.109997 Report

Ice Chuud feels some extra energy. It is small compared to the energy wand he once had.
Duke Nukem aims his HMG for next turn. (He doesn't have to set it on tripod, so it doesn't have wind-up. Aiming does assist accuracy)
A24 and Brent Tarrant fire at the guards.

Rolan Brent
Most Odds = Partial hit
0,4 = miss
2, 6, 7 = both guards, partial
8, 9 = full hit

Rolan A24 (akimbo debuff)
Most Evens or 3 = partial hit
2, 1, 4, 5 = miss
Most odds = full hit

digits on either = crits

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Chud Fri 13 Dec 2024 23:36:03 No.109998 Report

Quoted By: >>109999

A24's akimbo rifles miss, and so does Brent's raygun, but the splash from the raygun wounds one of the guards.
Everyone notices the dots on his helmet.
He's definitely a senior officer of some sort.
You also give NWO passes to Yakub.
It's the enemy guards' turns to attack.

Chud Fri 13 Dec 2024 23:36:50 No.109999 Report

Quoted By: >>110004

>>109998
have yakub try to use telekinesis to stop the guards bullets as they shoot at the team

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Chud Fri 13 Dec 2024 23:42:17 No.110000 Report

The dotted guard fires his MP5K at the pointmen.
The other guard fires his fvckine Deagle at the pointmen.

Rolan mp5
0, 1, 3 = miss
Most evens or 5 = partial hit
7 or 9 = full hit
digits = gun jam but fires half

Rolan deagle
0,1,3 = miss
most odds = limb shot
most evens = chest
8 = headshot (wtf)
digits = gun jam but fires

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Chud Fri 13 Dec 2024 23:45:23 No.110001 Report

Old Duke gets shot in the forehead. Did he survive?

Rolan
Evens, 1, 3 = dead
Otherwise, survives but needs medical assistance

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Chud Fri 13 Dec 2024 23:49:28 No.110002 Report

Quoted By: >>110005 >>110006

Duke Nukem is killed by a single headshot, of all things. Brent Tarrant is wounded by the MP5. Your party is free to attack.

Chud Fri 13 Dec 2024 23:50:04 No.110003 Report

so sad :cry:

Chud Fri 13 Dec 2024 23:52:50 No.110004 Report

>>109999
missed this, next turn

Chud Fri 13 Dec 2024 23:59:57 No.110005 Report

Quoted By: >>110007

>>110002
(((Epstein))) notices that Duke Let your heart be bright!d and uses his bad boy magic to spawn a duke floyd that replaces Duke and immediately joins the NWO solLet your heart be bright!rs in the combat as a miniboss.

Chud Sat 14 Dec 2024 00:04:58 No.110006 Report

Quoted By: >>110007

>>110002
have ice chvd call in big lez to replace duke

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Chud Sat 14 Dec 2024 00:11:19 No.110007 Report

Quoted By: >>110008 >>110009 >>110010

>>110005
>>110006
You call in Big Lez to collect Duke's weapons and replace him.
Then, you see three Niggerdemons arrive. Everyone swears that it's the most ugly, terrifying sh1t that they've seen in their life.
This time, they're here to (((collect))) Duke Nukem, and mostly won't bother you if you ignore them. Next time, they're irredeemably hostile…
Do you let the n1ggerdemons through?

Chud Sat 14 Dec 2024 00:16:51 No.110008 Report

Quoted By: >>110011

>>110007
Yakub use his telekinesis to compel the guards to shoot them

Chud Sat 14 Dec 2024 00:18:23 No.110009 Report

Quoted By: >>110015

>>110007
Brent charge into n1ggerdemon to stab them and big lez man the HMG to shoot them

Chud Sat 14 Dec 2024 00:19:04 No.110010 Report

Quoted By: >>110015

>>110007
A24plier also shoot them too

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Chud Sat 14 Dec 2024 00:20:48 No.110011 Report

Quoted By: >>110012 >>110014

>>110008
Yakub uses the telekinesis to compel the guards to shoot the n1ggerdemons.

Rolan
evens = they attack

Chud Sat 14 Dec 2024 00:21:31 No.110012 Report

Quoted By: >>110016

>>110011
does that mean the demons attack the party?

Chud Sat 14 Dec 2024 00:22:15 No.110013 Report

Please soot please give me ultra luck for the next prompt sequel :fingers_crossed::fingers_crossed:

Chud Sat 14 Dec 2024 00:24:07 No.110014 Report

Quoted By: >>110025

>>110011
Big Les aims both guns at the eyes of the cacobad boydemons and fires.

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Chud Sat 14 Dec 2024 00:27:13 No.110015 Report

Quoted By: >>110017

>>110009
>>110010
Brent stabs the front N1ggerdemon, while Big Lez and A24 fire their guns at it.

Rolan Brent
Evens = Stabbed cheek
8 or 9 = stabbed in eye
Digits = critical
Otherwise gets sword bitten and chewed

Rolan A24
Evens = partial hit
7,9 = eyeshot + full hit
1, 3, 5 = miss

Rolan Lez
1, 3, Evens = partial hit
5, 7 = full hit + eyeshot
Otherwise, miss

digits = crits on either

Chud Sat 14 Dec 2024 00:27:40 No.110016 Report

>>110012
it didn't, but now they're agro

Chud Sat 14 Dec 2024 00:29:21 No.110017 Report

Quoted By: >>110022

>>110015
Demon1gger attempt to bite Brent and the guard tries to shoot at the party despite demon1gger obstruction (I'm using my raisinty luck to ruins enemies chances now)

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Chud Sat 14 Dec 2024 00:30:18 No.110018 Report

Quoted By: >>110019

The caconegrodemon chews on Brent's bone sword. You see teeth marks form on the sword immediately… What do?!

Chud Sat 14 Dec 2024 00:31:00 No.110019 Report

Quoted By: >>110020

>>110018
stab the caconegrodemon's eye with the sword

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Chud Sat 14 Dec 2024 00:34:35 No.110020 Report

>>110019
You attempt to pull the sword from the caco's teeth and stab it in the eye…

Rolan
Evens = success
1, 3, 5 = fail
7, 9 = sword taken away and eaten

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Chud Sat 14 Dec 2024 00:38:02 No.110021 Report

Quoted By: >>110023

Brent times the chewing motions, then pulls the sword from the demon's mouth. He uses his freedom to stab the caconegro in its eye. It gets blinded by the strike, and wounded.

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Chud Sat 14 Dec 2024 00:46:35 No.110022 Report

>>110017
The Brownie runs to your team. The blinded Negro charges at Brent. The bastard of a NWO guard dropfires on your team.

Rolan blind negro
Evens, 1, 3 = miss
Other odds = bite

Rolan Brownie
Below 5 = gets an attack

Rolan mp5
3, 5, 7 = miss
1 or 9 = full hit
Evens = partial hit

Chud Sat 14 Dec 2024 00:46:45 No.110023 Report

>>110021
brent stabs the demon multiple times, defeating it

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Chud Sat 14 Dec 2024 00:49:02 No.110024 Report

The Brownie attempts to bite Brent.

Rolan
Below 5 = blocked
Above 4 = bite

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Chud Sat 14 Dec 2024 00:51:06 No.110025 Report

Quoted By: >>110028 >>110030

60 turns left
The attack gets parried.
Your party is free to attack.
>>110014 will be enacted.

Chud Sat 14 Dec 2024 00:58:31 No.110026 Report

Quoted By: >>110027

knee deep in blood

Chud Sat 14 Dec 2024 05:18:21 No.110027 Report

Quoted By: >>110058

>>110026
Marge

Chud Sat 14 Dec 2024 08:38:50 No.110028 Report

Quoted By: >>110029 >>110034 >>110035 >>110038

>>110025
Yakub once again compel both guards to shoot at demon1gger > Ice chvd encase his free hand in an icy fist before stabbing and punching blind demon1gger > Brent attempt to dissect brownie jaw off

Chud Sat 14 Dec 2024 15:04:22 No.110029 Report

Quoted By: >>110034

>>110028
The demons are already hostile to the Brapvengers so the guards can no longer be manipulated into attacking the demons

Chud Sat 14 Dec 2024 20:06:31 No.110030 Report

Quoted By: >>110031

>>110025
Yakub pulls out his NWO Pass and uses Tricknology to make the bad boydemons attack the NWO solLet your heart be bright!rs.

Chud Sat 14 Dec 2024 20:17:43 No.110031 Report

Quoted By: >>110032

>>110030
doesn't know what irredeemably means award

Chud Sat 14 Dec 2024 21:12:49 No.110032 Report

Quoted By: >>110034

>>110031
Could they be made to attack the NWOs as well as the party? This would leave them hostile to the party, rather than aligning with them.

Chud Sat 14 Dec 2024 23:41:00 No.110033 Report

Huh

Chud Sat 14 Dec 2024 23:48:21 No.110034 Report

>>110032
>>110028
>>110029
you can make enemies infight sometimes, especially the n1ggerdemons, but yeah the demons are hostile to brapvengers

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Chud Sat 14 Dec 2024 23:51:41 No.110035 Report

>>110028
First, Yakub compels the guards to attack the n1ggerdemons again.

Rolan
evens = they attack
odds = nope

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Chud Sat 14 Dec 2024 23:54:27 No.110036 Report

The guards succumb to their fear to blast at the caconegro, point blank.

Rolan
0 or 2 = miss
Other evens = partial hit
Odds = full hit

Chud Sat 14 Dec 2024 23:59:40 No.110037 Report

forgot image, didn't read the roll

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Chud Sun 15 Dec 2024 00:02:38 No.110038 Report

Quoted By: >>110039

>>110028
The caconegro gets blasted in the back.

Ice good boy and Brent Tarrant attack. Ice good boy forms an ice fist and punches the blind caconegro, and Brent attempts yo slash the Brownie's jaw off…

Rolan
Most Evens = Both hit
0 = both miss
6 or 8 = Both hit + Brownie maimed
1, 3, 5 = Ice good boy misses, but Brent Maims the Brownie
7 or 9 = Only Ice good boy Hits, his fist gets cut up though
Digits = crits

Chud Sun 15 Dec 2024 00:04:47 No.110039 Report

Quoted By: >>110043

>>110038
Is satoko dead? If he's dead he braps in heaven, if he's not dead, he braps wherever he is and the brap does something or whatever

Chud Sun 15 Dec 2024 00:05:45 No.110040 Report

Quoted By: >>110041

Also the brap resurects the good boy that nate killed in the first adventure but the good boy is a krampus now and wants to kill nate for revenge or something.

Chud Sun 15 Dec 2024 00:12:15 No.110041 Report

>>110040
Um you're seeing the chvd from previous bread right now

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Chud Sun 15 Dec 2024 00:12:49 No.110042 Report

The Brownie's jaw and tongue fall off. The absence causes its blood to flow across the floor. It can't really attack anymore, and it's heavily wounded.
The Caconegro also gets its jaw broken, but the tough motherfucker can still attack, albeit it's still blind.

Chud Sun 15 Dec 2024 00:13:35 No.110043 Report

Quoted By: >>110044

>>110039
And satoko is dead from getting magdumped by NWO guards

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Chud Sun 15 Dec 2024 00:15:43 No.110044 Report

>>110043
It's satokover

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Chud Sun 15 Dec 2024 00:19:00 No.110045 Report

The final attack from the Brapvengers, for the turn…
Big Lez points his guns in two directions: Both towards a different Caco's eye.

Rolan
5 = he hits right caco's eye
7 = he hits left caco's wounded eye
9 = he hits both eyes
Other odds = miss HMG
0 or 2 = miss both
Other evens = both hit but no eye strike

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Chud Sun 15 Dec 2024 00:23:21 No.110046 Report

Quoted By: >>110047

Big Lez hits everything but either eye. He is satisfied with this outcome.
It's now the enemy's turn to attack.

Rolan
Evens = rear caco prefers guard
Odds = rear caco attacks big lez

Chud Sun 15 Dec 2024 00:26:22 No.110047 Report

>>110046
Brownies attempt to head butt Brent and Brent try to counter with timed thrust to the head

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Chud Sun 15 Dec 2024 00:32:29 No.110048 Report

First set of attacks, the enemies are mostly infighting.

Rolan blind caco
6 or 7 = lucky hit

Rolan guards
0 or 2 = miss
Other evens = partial hit
Odds = full hit

Rolan caco
Evens, 7, 9 = chomp plus stun
Otherwise, miss

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Chud Sun 15 Dec 2024 00:36:01 No.110049 Report

Quoted By: >>110051

Blind caco missed, while other one paralyzes the dotted guard with a bite.

The Brownie headbutts Brent.

Rolan
Evens = hit + knocked to ground
Odds = countered, executed like brutal doom

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Chud Sun 15 Dec 2024 00:38:15 No.110050 Report

Soot or admin thrembo has answered my plea for the rolls to be this good

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Chud Sun 15 Dec 2024 00:42:05 No.110051 Report

Quoted By: >>110052 >>110055

>>110049
And Brent is dead!

Chud Sun 15 Dec 2024 00:43:46 No.110052 Report

Quoted By: >>110054

>>110051
Bait or mental Rudolfation

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Chud Sun 15 Dec 2024 00:44:41 No.110053 Report

Quoted By: >>110056 >>110057 >>110059

Brent blocks the attack with his freehand, then shoves the sword into the demon's brain. He slices at the skull from within. The demon's brains and gore are spewed as its skull splits in half.
Some of the blood spits itself onto Brent's face as this happens.

Your party is free to attack.

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Chud Sun 15 Dec 2024 00:44:47 No.110054 Report

Quoted By: >>110055

>>110052
Oops, my bad!
>countered, executed like brutal doom
And Brownie is dead!

Chud Sun 15 Dec 2024 00:46:40 No.110055 Report

>>110051
>>110054
MERRY CHRISTMAS bfdi mall santa

Chud Sun 15 Dec 2024 00:46:50 No.110056 Report

Quoted By: >>110058 >>110060

>>110053
Ice good boy gets on the eyeless demon and stabs him on top

Chud Sun 15 Dec 2024 00:48:24 No.110057 Report

Quoted By: >>110060

>>110053
Ice chvd flies over blind caconegroes and started stabbing and punching as fast as he could > A24plier aim for headshot on rear guard > big lez started shooting rear caconegroes and Brent help killing blind caconegroes

Chud Sun 15 Dec 2024 00:48:26 No.110058 Report

>>110056
>>110027
Dynamic IP acting up again

Chud Sun 15 Dec 2024 00:49:46 No.110059 Report

>>110053
Yakub bend both of guards weapon

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Chud Sun 15 Dec 2024 00:58:55 No.110060 Report

Quoted By: >>110061 >>110064

>>110056
>>110057
Ice good boy climbs on top of the blind caconegro and slams it onto the ground.
He punched and stabs it at the same time.

Rolan
Evens = execution
Odds = stun

Chud Sun 15 Dec 2024 01:00:08 No.110061 Report

Quoted By: >>110062 >>110063

>>110060
sage negated

Chud Sun 15 Dec 2024 01:01:27 No.110062 Report

>>110061
Re tard

Chud Sun 15 Dec 2024 01:01:43 No.110063 Report

>>110061
I'm trying to avoid excessive HOHOHO!ing during my chain of posts

Chud Sun 15 Dec 2024 01:03:17 No.110064 Report

>>110060
Tarrant joins in with the stabbing

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Chud Sun 15 Dec 2024 01:04:01 No.110065 Report

Yakub tries to bend two of the guard's firearms.

Rolan
Evens = +1 gun bent
Above 4 = +1 gun bent

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Chud Sun 15 Dec 2024 01:10:46 No.110066 Report

Brent helps Ice good boy while Big Lez fires the other Caconegro.

Rolan Brent
0, 2, 4 = miss
6 or 8 = sliced + bleed
Odds = finished off

Rolan Big Lez
0, 4 = HMG hits
2, 6 = shotgun hits
8 = eyeshot
1,3,5 = miss
7,9 = both hit or something

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Chud Sun 15 Dec 2024 01:14:51 No.110067 Report

The blinded caconegro's guts are spilled on the floor, killing it.
The other Caco is heavily wounded. The last hail of gunfire might be enough.

Rolan
Above 5 = Last Caco falls

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Chud Sun 15 Dec 2024 01:18:12 No.110068 Report

Quoted By: >>110069

Both Cacos are finished off this turn. The guards look on in astonishment.

Rolan
1, 3, 5 = they thank you and stop attacking
Otherwise, they resume their attack

Chud Sun 15 Dec 2024 01:21:55 No.110069 Report

Quoted By: >>110071

>>110068
You still have a24plier prompt unattended

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Chud Sun 15 Dec 2024 01:22:13 No.110070 Report

Quoted By: >>110072

The Deagle guard fires at Big Lez.

Rolan
0, 1, 3 = miss
Other odds = limbshot
8 = he heckin headshots someone again like a dickhead
Other evens = Torso
Digits = gun jams but doesn't fire

Chud Sun 15 Dec 2024 01:23:05 No.110071 Report

>>110069
i forgot

Chud Sun 15 Dec 2024 01:27:04 No.110072 Report

Quoted By: >>110074

>>110070
Yakub prolonged senior guard stuns by mind raping him with trump edit , Ice chvd and Brent attempt to subdue said senior for interrogation and big lez fires at rear guard if a24plier didn't head shot him

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Chud Sun 15 Dec 2024 01:27:46 No.110073 Report

The Deagle Guard hits Big Lez's leg.
A24 steps in to do his attack for the previous turn. He aims for the Deagle Guard's head.

Rolan
Most evens = partial hit
8 or digits = headshot
Odds = misses

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Chud Sun 15 Dec 2024 01:29:54 No.110074 Report

Most of A24's shots graze on armor, one hits his exposed shoulder.
Erm… Your party is free to attack.
>>110072 will be enacted.

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Chud Sun 15 Dec 2024 01:39:33 No.110075 Report

Big Lez fires both of his guns at the Deagle Guard, while Ice good boy and Brenton converge on the dotted guard.

Rolan Big Lez
Evens = partial hit
1,3 = miss
Other odds = full hit
digits = overkilled

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Chud Sun 15 Dec 2024 01:42:50 No.110076 Report

The Deagle guard gets wounded from the burst, but he's still alive.
Yakub mindrapes the guard to prolong stun.

Rolan
2, 4, 6 = prolonged stun
0 or 8 = prolonged stun x2
odds = failure

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Chud Sun 15 Dec 2024 01:44:15 No.110077 Report

The mindrape prolongs the guard's stun. Brent and Ice good boy lunge at the guard.

Rolan
Odds or 8 = arrested
Other Evens = knocked down

Chud Sun 15 Dec 2024 01:45:05 No.110078 Report

shieet

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Chud Sun 15 Dec 2024 01:48:33 No.110079 Report

The attacks knock the dotted guard down.

The Deagle guard fires another round at Big Lez.

Rolan
0, 1, 3 = miss
Other odds = limbshot
8 = headshot
Other Evens = Torso
Digits = gun jams and doesn't fire

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Chud Sun 15 Dec 2024 01:50:19 No.110080 Report

Quoted By: >>110081

The guard fumbles with his Deagle, which underwent some sort of malfunction.
Your party is free to attack.

Chud Sun 15 Dec 2024 01:55:59 No.110081 Report

Quoted By: >>110082

>>110080
Big lez shoot at the rear guard again and if that doesn't work , Brent will execute the guard and if he somehow survives a24plier will try headshoting again with Yakub slamming the guard to the ground as last resort while ice chvd induce frostbite on senior guard hand

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Chud Sun 15 Dec 2024 02:04:02 No.110082 Report

>>110081
Big Lez fires more shots at the Deagle Guard.

Rolan Big Lez
Evens = partial hit
1,3 = miss
Other odds = full hit
digits = overkilled

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Chud Sun 15 Dec 2024 02:06:26 No.110083 Report

The bullets rattle the guard.

Rolan
Evens, 1, 3, digits = he Let your heart be bright!s from the gunfire

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Chud Sun 15 Dec 2024 02:10:02 No.110084 Report

Quoted By: >>110086

The guard collapses and is killed.

Ice good boy attempts to give the other guard's hand frostbite

Rolan
Evens = frostbite / unusable

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Chud Sun 15 Dec 2024 02:13:41 No.110085 Report

The guard's hand gets frozen. With two guys on him and his hand frozen, he feels demoralized.

Rolan
Below 5 = he surrenders
Evens above 4 = shoves them away
Odds above 4 = punches ice good boy

Chud Sun 15 Dec 2024 02:14:57 No.110086 Report

Quoted By: >>110088

>>110084
Ice chvd threaten to piss on the hand if he didn't give up the map and the location of the vault where chadstein keeps his magical artifact so that he could break them down to upgrade his magic tattoo

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Chud Sun 15 Dec 2024 02:14:57 No.110087 Report

The dotted/senior guard surrenders. You may interrogate him, or proceed with something else.

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Chud Sun 15 Dec 2024 02:18:07 No.110088 Report

Quoted By: >>110089

>>110086
Ice good boy says
>If you don't tell us what you want, I'll piss on your hand!
<What?! I mean, okay! Okay!
>Give us the map and the location of Chadstrin'd magical artifacts!
<Sheesh…

Rolan
1 or 3 = he refuses
6,7,8, digits = he gives up magical artifact
Otherwise, he at least gives a map of the place.

Chud Sun 15 Dec 2024 02:20:27 No.110089 Report

Quoted By: >>110091

>>110088
Consult the map to find the vault , I need my chvd to get primed up as possible before facing chadstein

Chud Sun 15 Dec 2024 02:30:13 No.110090 Report

rolan
if evens, there is a vault or some shiet

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Chud Sun 15 Dec 2024 02:32:06 No.110091 Report

Quoted By: >>110092

>>110089
The guard pulls a map from the closet. The locations of all the rooms get revealed to you.

Chud Sun 15 Dec 2024 02:34:20 No.110092 Report

Quoted By: >>110093

>>110091
Is Santa being held in prison complex or ritual room ?

Chud Sun 15 Dec 2024 02:35:26 No.110093 Report

Quoted By: >>110095

>>110092
you have to deduce this yourself

Chud Sun 15 Dec 2024 02:37:59 No.110094 Report

hitting certain areas buys time by the way

Chud Sun 15 Dec 2024 02:38:22 No.110095 Report

Quoted By: >>110096

>>110093
Alright Santa is in ritual room , a classic damsel in distress trope . The party will continue onward to one location or could you split them to cover more grounds ?

Chud Sun 15 Dec 2024 02:39:05 No.110096 Report

Quoted By: >>110097

>>110095
you can split the main party into extra groups to cover more area at once

Chud Sun 15 Dec 2024 02:43:04 No.110097 Report

Quoted By: >>110098

>>110096
Ice chvd and big lez will move toward the vault dragging duke nukem with them after big lez gave duke's gun to Yakub (group A) while the rest free the prisoners in prison complex (group B) .

If permitted I want to call additional back up , TJD will rendezvous with Group B and feral elf , BP fan go with group A

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Chud Sun 15 Dec 2024 03:11:06 No.110098 Report

Quoted By: >>110099 >>110105

>>110097
You split into two groups, and reinforce the gaps how you wish, except the five member cap prevents all of the TJD from joining Group A.
You send two TJD gangsters to group A, then you send BP Fan and Elf Feral to group B.
Group A:
TJD (shotgun), TJD (galil), Yakub, Brent, and A24plier.
Group B (1 slot available):
Big Lez, Ice good boy, Elf Feral, and BP fan.

You open the door at the junction. It's clear.
Group A will go to Essential Functions, for the vault.
Group B will go to Human Resources to try to free the prisoners.

(The next part will be delayed, because I'll have to draw both backgrounds)

Chud Sun 15 Dec 2024 03:17:56 No.110099 Report

>>110098
Take your time imma do some chores while you at it

Chud Sun 15 Dec 2024 03:39:43 No.110100 Report

rolan initial guard count
number / 2 = count, but at least two

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Chud Sun 15 Dec 2024 03:43:08 No.110101 Report

Quoted By: >>110103

At Essfunc, Group B encounters a trio of guards at the checkpoint.
>Turn back, goyim!
Your party is free to attack.

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Chud Sun 15 Dec 2024 03:44:35 No.110102 Report

Quoted By: >>110104 >>110106

At HR, group A encounters a separate trio of guards.
>You're at the barracks, goy! We'll dominate you pigs!
Your party is free to attack.

Chud Sun 15 Dec 2024 03:51:52 No.110103 Report

Quoted By: >>110107

>>110101
Feral elf summon three ice spike to impale the guards ,BP fan throw a balloon toward enemies general direction with big lez fire upon them

Chud Sun 15 Dec 2024 03:52:49 No.110104 Report

Quoted By: >>110113 >>110120

>>110102
Yakub attempts to bend the guards firearms with his magnetic power

Chud Sun 15 Dec 2024 03:56:07 No.110105 Report

Quoted By: >>110112

>>110098
I assume the Skibidis are waiting outside?

Chud Sun 15 Dec 2024 03:56:49 No.110106 Report

Quoted By: >>110113

>>110102
TJD fires at the nearest guard , Brent shoot his raygun at the furthest and a24plier pick the middle one

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Chud Sun 15 Dec 2024 03:59:05 No.110107 Report

Quoted By: >>110108

>>110103
BP fan throws a petrol balloon while Elf Feral channels freezing energies into the earth.

Rolan BP fan
0,2 = 1 guard splashed with gasoline
1, 3, 5 = miss
4,6, 8 = 2 guards splashed
7, 9 = every guard splashed

Rolan Elf
inverse of bp fan, except for 3
miss = all 3 hit
2 = 2 hit
1 = 1 hit
3 = 3 hit
evens = -1 hit

digits = both full hits

Chud Sun 15 Dec 2024 03:59:49 No.110108 Report

>>110107
3 hit by spikes, 0 hit by gasoline
sorry for the schizo dice roll

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Chud Sun 15 Dec 2024 04:04:28 No.110109 Report

3 guards get hit by the spikes, as Big Lez fires his HMG.

Rolan spike damage
above 6 = butthole hit (lots of damage)
1 or 2 = grazing hit
digits = full impalement
otherwise, legs hit

Rolan Big Lez
Most evens = hit 2 guards evenly
0 or 1 = Miss
5 or 2 = partial hit on two guards
7 or 9 = 1 guard hit a lot
digits = crits on all guards

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Chud Sun 15 Dec 2024 04:10:40 No.110110 Report

Every guard gets their anus split by the spikes. One of them gets gunned down by Big Lez. It's the other guards turn to attack…
The guards fire their guns, trying to hold in the butthurt.

Rolan
Most Evens = partial hit
0,1,3,5 = miss
Digits = guns jam
Otherwise, full hit

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Chud Sun 15 Dec 2024 04:11:17 No.110111 Report

Quoted By: >>110115

Rudolfed guards miss every shot. Your party is free to attack.

Chud Sun 15 Dec 2024 04:11:48 No.110112 Report

>>110105
They're waiting at the fort. They'll come in use later if we can save santa.

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Chud Sun 15 Dec 2024 04:16:18 No.110113 Report

>>110104
>>110106
The team fires at the guards, except for Yakub, who plans to bend the guard's guns.

Rolan
Evens above 5 = everyone gets partial hits
0,2,4 = everyone gets full hits
Odds = individual roll

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Chud Sun 15 Dec 2024 04:20:12 No.110114 Report

Everyone obliterates the guards in combat.

Rolan
1,3 = nearest unalived
2 or 4 = middle unalived
8,9 = both unalived

Chud Sun 15 Dec 2024 04:20:14 No.110115 Report

Quoted By: >>110123

>>110111
Big Les open fire again and feral elf cast ice mist to blind the guard, Ice chvd glide toward the rear guard to finish him off

Chud Sun 15 Dec 2024 04:20:44 No.110116 Report

Quoted By: >>110117

digits only show up when i don't mention them, MERRY CHRISTMAS bad boy digits

Chud Sun 15 Dec 2024 04:21:28 No.110117 Report

>>110116
Just add over killed or something

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Chud Sun 15 Dec 2024 04:23:17 No.110118 Report

Both guards fire, one towards TJD, the other towards Brent.

Evens above 5 = full hit on both
Evens Below 5 = partial hits
1, 3, 5 = miss
other odds = partial hits, + unintended targets

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Chud Sun 15 Dec 2024 04:25:04 No.110119 Report

Quoted By: >>110120 >>110121

The guards get a few hits on the Galil TJD and Brent. Your party is free to attack.

Chud Sun 15 Dec 2024 04:27:04 No.110120 Report

Quoted By: >>110122 >>110129

>>110119
>>110104

Chud Sun 15 Dec 2024 04:27:58 No.110121 Report

Quoted By: >>110129 >>110133

>>110119
Yakub and Brent fires on middle guard , TJD and a24plier shot the closest one

Chud Sun 15 Dec 2024 04:28:35 No.110122 Report

>>110120
shiet i forgot like a regard

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Chud Sun 15 Dec 2024 04:32:27 No.110123 Report

>>110115
Ice good boy closes in on the guards, as Feral Elf deploys a snow mist to blind the guards.

Rolan
Evens = guards blinded, 1 gets stunned by fist
Odds = guards not blinded
1, 3, 5 = ice good boy can't reach the guard in time
7 or 9 = ice good boy really messes up the guard with his weapons
digits = guards turns into ice cubes

Chud Sun 15 Dec 2024 04:32:42 No.110124 Report

ONE OFF

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Chud Sun 15 Dec 2024 04:36:47 No.110125 Report

Big Lez fires at the guards.

Rolan
4 or 8 = takes both down
evens = partial hits but need to roll
odds below 5 = miss
other odds = partial hit on one guard
digits = they are torn to shreds

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Chud Sun 15 Dec 2024 04:39:34 No.110126 Report

Both guards collapse under the HMG's gunfire. You may proceed to the next part of the hallway.

Chud Sun 15 Dec 2024 04:39:56 No.110128 Report

meant to bvmp

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Chud Sun 15 Dec 2024 04:42:35 No.110129 Report

>>110120
>>110121
Yakub attempts to bend the guards done, as intended the previous turn.

Rolan
Above 5 = +1 gun destroyed
Evens = +1 gun destroyed

Chud Sun 15 Dec 2024 04:42:47 No.110130 Report

Quoted By: >>110131

MERRY CHRISTMAS DIGITS

Chud Sun 15 Dec 2024 04:43:37 No.110131 Report

Quoted By: >>110132

>>110130
Do the gun blows up or something

Chud Sun 15 Dec 2024 04:47:07 No.110132 Report

>>110131
i try not to "salvage" digits when i don't call them, so no, just 1 gets destroyed. i got 00 twice without drclaring digits so far…

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Chud Sun 15 Dec 2024 04:49:53 No.110133 Report

>>110121
Yakub and Brent fire at the farthest guard, while TJD and A24plier fire at the nearest one.

Rolan, excludes Brent
Above 5 = both teams get hits
Evens = issa full hit
Odds = they're partial hits
digits = crits

Chud Sun 15 Dec 2024 04:50:21 No.110134 Report

rolan brent
evens = partial hit
7,9 = full hit
digits = explosive crit
otherwise, miss

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Chud Sun 15 Dec 2024 04:53:55 No.110135 Report

Quoted By: >>110136

The guards are gunned down. Your party may proceed.

Chud Sun 15 Dec 2024 04:58:11 No.110136 Report

Quoted By: >>110137 >>110138

>>110135
Group A check out the biotech , group B goes to armoury

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Chud Sun 15 Dec 2024 05:05:39 No.110137 Report

Quoted By: >>110139

>>110136
Group A proceeds to the biotech hallway. It's all clear… Enemies must be behind the doors…

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Chud Sun 15 Dec 2024 05:11:21 No.110138 Report

Quoted By: >>110140

>>110136
Group B reaches the armory. They may use an NWO card to enter, or proceed to the civilian wing. Both are likely guarded.

Chud Sun 15 Dec 2024 05:16:30 No.110139 Report

Quoted By: >>110141

>>110137
Break into bio room , they gotta have something to revive duke

Chud Sun 15 Dec 2024 05:17:24 No.110140 Report

Quoted By: >>110143

>>110138
To the armoury they go

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Chud Sun 15 Dec 2024 05:28:12 No.110141 Report

Quoted By: >>110142

>>110139
You enter the bio room. A lone guard and civilian are operating within.
They both shout
>OY VEY!

Chud Sun 15 Dec 2024 05:32:46 No.110142 Report

Quoted By: >>110145

>>110141
Ice chvd punch the rabbi > feral elf bind the guard with ice chain > big Lez shoot at the rear guards

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Chud Sun 15 Dec 2024 05:34:41 No.110143 Report

Quoted By: >>110144

>>110140
Your team enters the armory, using the NWO card.
The rabbi is startled by your entrance.
>Oy vey! Who let you in?

Chud Sun 15 Dec 2024 05:37:02 No.110144 Report

>>110143
Yakub forcefully drag him through the iron bar with his telekinesis

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Chud Sun 15 Dec 2024 05:42:27 No.110145 Report

>>110142
Ice good boy punches the rabbi in the head.

Rolan
digits = icecicle
evens = knocked out
1, 3 = dodged
other odds = stunned

Elf Feral shoots an ice chain beam at the guard.

Rolan
evens = blinded
odds = ineffective
digits = head turns into a snow flower

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Chud Sun 15 Dec 2024 05:45:26 No.110146 Report

The rabbi gets stunned. The ice guard is unaffected by Elf Feral's attack.
Big Lez fires at the rabbi

Rolan
Evens = partial hit
5, 7 9 = full hit
otherwise, miss
digits = critical

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Chud Sun 15 Dec 2024 05:47:39 No.110147 Report

Half the shots hit the guard. He fires back.

Rolan
Evens = partial hit
7, 9 = full hit
Other odds = miss

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Chud Sun 15 Dec 2024 05:48:11 No.110148 Report

Quoted By: >>110150

The wounded guard misses his shots. Your party is free to attack.

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Chud Sun 15 Dec 2024 05:50:38 No.110149 Report

Yakub uses telekinesis to try and drag the guard through the bars…

Most Evens = success
7 or 9 = success but he hits an alert button
1,3,5 = fail
0 or digits = comes out the other end…

Chud Sun 15 Dec 2024 05:52:49 No.110150 Report

Quoted By: >>110152

>>110148
Feral elf send a single lighting bolt toward the guard and big lez fire on him again , ice chvd keep the rabbi subdued by punching him again

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Chud Sun 15 Dec 2024 05:54:16 No.110151 Report

The bulletproof glass cracks as the Rabbi pushes the glass, against his will… He shouts like a dying animal, then slams the alert button.
The klaxon lowers from the ceiling and alarms begin to wail.

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Chud Sun 15 Dec 2024 06:00:22 No.110152 Report

>>110150
Feral Elf shoots another miniature lightning bolt, while Ice good boy punches the Rabbi again…

Rolan ice good boy
digits = icecicle
evens = knocked out
1, 3 = dodged
other odds = stunned

Rolan
evens = evens
odds above 3 = suffers burns
digits = guard gets heart attack
otherwise, miss

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Chud Sun 15 Dec 2024 06:03:08 No.110153 Report

Guard gets burned by the bolt, then Big Lez fired his HMG.

Rolan
Evens = partial hit
5, 7 9 = full hit
otherwise, miss
digits = critical

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Chud Sun 15 Dec 2024 06:05:50 No.110154 Report

Quoted By: >>110155 >>110157

The guard gets gunned down by Big Lez's HMG.
The rabbi is stunned, no attacks from him.
Your party is free to attack the rabbi, or to leave him alone.

Chud Sun 15 Dec 2024 06:07:22 No.110155 Report

Quoted By: >>110156

>>110154
Netanyahu enters the room

Chud Sun 15 Dec 2024 06:11:42 No.110156 Report

if evens, this happens >>110155

Chud Sun 15 Dec 2024 06:12:02 No.110157 Report

Quoted By: >>110158

>>110154
Ice Chvd interrogate the rabbi by pulling the same trick with the senior officer about how to revive a dead person

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Chud Sun 15 Dec 2024 06:17:04 No.110158 Report

>>110157
Ice good boy grabs the dazed Rabbi by his wrist, inducing a freezing cold feeling…
He tells the rabbi
>Tell me how to revive a dead person, or I'll freeze your hand and piss on it…
<Huh? Goy?…

Rolan
If evens, he tells
If odds, he doesn't.
If above 4, (secret outcome 1)
Below 5, (secret outcome 2)

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Chud Sun 15 Dec 2024 06:19:50 No.110159 Report

Quoted By: >>110160

<Okay, okay! You need to go to the therapy room! Also, you need to mix embalming fluid and foreskin juice into it!

Chud Sun 15 Dec 2024 06:25:20 No.110160 Report

Quoted By: >>110161

>>110159
Ice chvd sacrifice the rabbi to Adolf Hitler for extra boost in his magic , BP fan try to see if he could make zylokn b in the science station, feral elf grab foreskin skin juice from the box and search the other crate

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Chud Sun 15 Dec 2024 06:50:13 No.110161 Report

>>110160
Elf Feral collects Foreskin Juice and Embalming fluid, the latter of which he finds from the cabinet.

Ice good boy tries to sacrifice the rabbi to Adolf Hitler for extra magic.

Rolan
Evens = success
odds = fail
Above 2 = increase in power, if success
digits = big increase in magic

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Chud Sun 15 Dec 2024 06:52:53 No.110162 Report

The sacrifice is vain. No power increase.

BP Fan tries to use his high school chemistry and wiki searches to concoct a vial of zyklon b.

Rolan
Evens = his memory served him well
Odds = Nope
Digits = invents super zyklon

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Chud Sun 15 Dec 2024 06:55:58 No.110163 Report

Quoted By: >>110164

BP fan makes a vial of Zyklon B. It does extra damage to scrooges, but works on goy too.

Chud Sun 15 Dec 2024 07:08:24 No.110164 Report

Quoted By: >>110165

>>110163
Head to therapy immediately

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Chud Sun 15 Dec 2024 07:19:51 No.110165 Report

Quoted By: >>110166 >>110167

>>110164
You enter the therapy room.
You see John Kerry and 3 subordinates.
He taunts
>We figured you'd head here eventually… By the way, miss one shot, and you risk frying the computer.
The computer seems fairly important. You'll have to avoid accidentally firing at it…
>Now back off or become our prisoners. You're not getting what you want…

Chud Sun 15 Dec 2024 07:31:26 No.110166 Report

Quoted By: >>110168

>>110165
Feral elf create a big ice wall behind the guard and shoot 4 lighting toward them , big Les and ice Chvd charge forward to melee

Chud Sun 15 Dec 2024 07:33:27 No.110167 Report

>>110165
BP fan also joined in the charge too

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Chud Sun 15 Dec 2024 08:04:03 No.110168 Report

>>110166
Elf Feral constructs a wall of ice to guard the computer.

Rolan strength (number is how many times the base health)
Odds = divide health by 2
Digits = indestructible except by ice magic

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Chud Sun 15 Dec 2024 08:09:20 No.110169 Report

Elf Feral constructs the raisintiest ice wall ever, before the team charges the guards.
Elf Feral shocks the guards as they charge.

Rolan
Evens = half guards stunned, ice wall unscathed
odds = half guards burned a bit, ice wall shatters
above 5 = all guards affected
1 = you are very unlucky and the computer gets fried

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Chud Sun 15 Dec 2024 08:14:37 No.110170 Report

The Ice Wall survives, 2 guards get stunned by the electric currents.

Everyone, besides Elf Feral, charge the guards to melee.

Rolan (overlap)
5-7 = +stabbed guard
3-6 = +stunned guard
2-5 = +stunned guard
0-2 = ice wall shatters
digits = best outcome selected, and x2 stun

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Chud Sun 15 Dec 2024 08:19:43 No.110171 Report

Quoted By: >>110173

Rudolfs accomplish nothing but destroying the frail ice wall.
John Kerry and the other unstunned fight back.

Rolan
Evens = full hits (John Kerry, really good shot)
(overlap) 2,4,6 = full hits for other guard too
Most Odds = partial hit
1,3 = both miss
0 or 8 = other guard gets partial hits, overlap with evens

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Chud Sun 15 Dec 2024 08:21:41 No.110172 Report

The guards hit half their shots on Elf Feral and Big Lez.
Your party is free to attack. Mind the computer.

Chud Sun 15 Dec 2024 08:25:00 No.110173 Report

Quoted By: >>110174

>>110171
Big Les grab two nearest guard and slam their heads together, ice Chvd throw small ice mist at the other guard and stab him , BP fan attempts to tackle Kerry to the ground while feral elf gets closer to tase him

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Chud Sun 15 Dec 2024 08:33:47 No.110174 Report

>>110173
Ice good boy throws ice powder into the guard's face, before stabbing him.

Rolan
If evens, blinded guard
If above 5, the stab does extra damage
0 or 1 = stab misses

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Chud Sun 15 Dec 2024 08:40:25 No.110175 Report

Quoted By: >>110180

Big Lez smashes the two guards heads' together, while BP fan tackles John Kerry.

Rolan Lez
Evens = guards stunned for longer
Odds above 4 = guards knocked out

Rolan BP fan
Evens = tackle successful
1,3,5 = gets countered, BP fan stunned by buttstroke

digits = kerry knocked out, guards heads explode

Chud Sun 15 Dec 2024 08:41:46 No.110176 Report

damn nigga, i didn't think you would go all day on this, thankfully that means i have a chance to do something again

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Chud Sun 15 Dec 2024 08:44:16 No.110177 Report

Quoted By: >>110179 >>110183 >>110185

The guards get stunned for longer. John Kerry is pushed to the ground.
The blinded guard gets stabbed in the face.
John Kerry fires in the air.

Rolan
Evens = hit
Odds = miss

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Chud Sun 15 Dec 2024 08:44:58 No.110178 Report

Quoted By: >>110182 >>110185

Your party is free to attack. Mind the computer.

Chud Sun 15 Dec 2024 08:45:19 No.110179 Report

Quoted By: >>110181 >>110185

>>110177
DON'T YOU DARE SAY ITS DIGIT

Chud Sun 15 Dec 2024 08:46:42 No.110180 Report

Quoted By: >>110185

i noticed that this board is glacial in pace during these hours. i can't do complex rolls right now.
>>110175 basically had a 0% chance of being good for 5 minutes

Chud Sun 15 Dec 2024 08:47:10 No.110181 Report

Quoted By: >>110185

>>110179
nah

Chud Sun 15 Dec 2024 08:47:14 No.110182 Report

Quoted By: >>110185 >>110192

>>110178
Ice chvd punch and stab the guard , big Lez keep slamming their heads into mush and BP fan beat the raisin out of Kerry while being shocked by feral elf taser

Chud Sun 15 Dec 2024 08:48:13 No.110183 Report

Quoted By: >>110184 >>110185

>>110177
kerry starts singing the jibjab song "you can't say aryan, that really scares me! sometimes a brain can, come in quite handy, but it's not gonna help you, because i won three purple hearts! thus synagogue will surely vote for me" the singing gives him a small boost

Chud Sun 15 Dec 2024 08:49:11 No.110184 Report

Quoted By: >>110185

>>110183
*this synagogue
fucking phone

Chud Sun 15 Dec 2024 08:49:48 No.110185 Report

Quoted By: >>110186 >>110187

>>110177
>>110178
>>110179
>>110180
>>110181
>>110182
>>110183
>>110184
all of these posted in a row lol

Chud Sun 15 Dec 2024 08:50:47 No.110186 Report

>>110185
Damn we finally found the deadest activity moments

Chud Sun 15 Dec 2024 08:51:52 No.110187 Report

>>110185
only active post during dead bad boy hours

Chud Sun 15 Dec 2024 08:55:06 No.110188 Report

using an external tool for next few posts, will screenshot the rolls

Chud Sun 15 Dec 2024 08:58:02 No.110189 Report

Quoted By: >>110194

im glad im actually able to contribute again, because im a euronigra and im up at euro hours

Chud Sun 15 Dec 2024 08:59:11 No.110190 Report

Quoted By: >>110191 >>110194

Asiangods here , have been with op since his first post of today

Chud Sun 15 Dec 2024 09:00:14 No.110191 Report

>>110190
hi xi jing ping

Chud Sun 15 Dec 2024 09:04:51 No.110192 Report

Quoted By: >>110193

>>110182
using online rng, 1-100
tool: https://www.random.org/

rolan ice good boy
evens = blinded guard
above 49 = extra damage
below 11 = stab misses
repeating number = critical

rolan big lez
29-49 = heads pancaked
evens = extra stun
above 79 = knocked out
digits = heads blown up

rolan bp fan
evens = reduces defense
odds = stunned
below 21 = both outcomes negated, he misses
digits = knocked out, negates below 21

rolan feral elf
evens = stuns john kerry
above 90 = stun but for longer
digits = his muscles are blown out, can't even move

rolan john kerry (enemy)
if above 49, he sings for buffs

will roll and send screenshot

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Chud Sun 15 Dec 2024 09:06:19 No.110193 Report

>>110192

Chud Sun 15 Dec 2024 09:07:03 No.110194 Report

>>110189
>>110190
g3mmy internationalchads

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Chud Sun 15 Dec 2024 09:17:21 No.110195 Report

BP fan smacks John Kerry with his flag while Elf Feral shocks him. Kerry gets stunned by the electricution.

He sings his own somewhat obscure jibjab song as he gets beaten and shocked.
>you can't say aryan, that really scares me! sometimes a brain can, come in quite handy, but it's not gonna help you, because i won three purple hearts! this synagogue will surely vote for me
It boosts his morale, but he is still stunned.

Ice good boy throws more mist and stabs the guard again. (I reused roll like a SLF) The guard gets cut up even worse.

Big Lez prolongs the stuns of the 2 guards.

The blind guard will attack.

Chud Sun 15 Dec 2024 09:20:00 No.110196 Report

Quoted By: >>110197

using external tool again

rolan blind scrooge
digits = he hits ice good boy
ends with 5 = accidentally frags the computer
below 21, but doesn't end in 5 = he faces the wrong direction as he fires

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Chud Sun 15 Dec 2024 09:21:01 No.110197 Report

>>110196

Chud Sun 15 Dec 2024 09:21:37 No.110198 Report

Quoted By: >>110200

here's the original song he was singing btw

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Chud Sun 15 Dec 2024 09:24:05 No.110199 Report

Quoted By: >>110201 >>110203

Blind guard hits Ice good boy a few times, despite his impairment.
Your party is free to attack. Mind the computer.

Chud Sun 15 Dec 2024 09:26:43 No.110200 Report

Quoted By: >>110202

>>110198
gift

Chud Sun 15 Dec 2024 09:27:14 No.110201 Report

Quoted By: >>110204

>>110199
kerry continues singing the song, he gets buff because of it, and is stronger, singing tge song from now on won't boost him any further

Chud Sun 15 Dec 2024 09:28:40 No.110202 Report

>>110200
thanks saar, jibjab is an underrated aryan gift

Chud Sun 15 Dec 2024 09:30:33 No.110203 Report

Quoted By: >>110204

>>110199
Ice chvd execute the guard , big lez keep doing what he's doing and BP fan elbow drop Kerry while feral elf taser his balls

Chud Sun 15 Dec 2024 09:37:19 No.110204 Report

Quoted By: >>110205

>>110201
>>110203
rolan kerry
evens = increase defense
above 61 = break stunlock

rolan ice good boy
evens, digits, or ends with 3 or 5 = execute guard

rolan bp fan and ice feral
digits = john kerry's nuts explode
below 30 = burns to john kerry
odds = extra stun, stun cycle continues, unless kerry rolls above 61

big lez repeats the maneuver, their heads are softer this time

rolan big lez
24-56 = heads pancaked
evens = extra stun
above 69 = knocked out
digits or ends with 0 = heads blown up

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Chud Sun 15 Dec 2024 09:38:20 No.110205 Report

>>110204

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Chud Sun 15 Dec 2024 09:49:48 No.110206 Report

Quoted By: >>110207

Big Lez finally gets through to the guards, exploding their braincases and emptying the contents on the floor.
Ice good boy does a precision slice to the guards neck, then literally punches his head off.
John Kerry tanks the shock and blunt force, singing his song and boosting his defense. His stun wears off.

He'll now attack, due to his morale being stable.

Chud Sun 15 Dec 2024 09:51:53 No.110207 Report

Quoted By: >>110210

>>110206
kerry kicks BP away from him, and tries to shoot feral

Chud Sun 15 Dec 2024 09:53:12 No.110208 Report

/soy/ is speeding up again
rolan kerry (board number)
evens = leg sweep success and evasion
above 5 = both leg swept
odds = le fail
digits = stuns them

Chud Sun 15 Dec 2024 09:53:39 No.110209 Report

board numbers SUCK

Chud Sun 15 Dec 2024 09:55:34 No.110210 Report

>>110207
missed this

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Chud Sun 15 Dec 2024 09:57:19 No.110211 Report

John Kerry does a leg sweep, unsuccessfully.
Your party is free to attack, mind the computers.

Chud Sun 15 Dec 2024 09:57:58 No.110212 Report

Quoted By: >>110213 >>110215

[poll]
keep using external tool for random numbers?

Chud Sun 15 Dec 2024 10:05:09 No.110213 Report

Quoted By: >>110225

>>110212
BP fan body slam Kerry followed with punt kick by big lez while feral elf tase him again before receiving an elbow drop from ice chvd

Chud Sun 15 Dec 2024 10:07:30 No.110214 Report

Quoted By: >>110216

+1 UID
no contribution

Chud Sun 15 Dec 2024 10:09:24 No.110215 Report

>>110212
Nah

Chud Sun 15 Dec 2024 10:13:26 No.110216 Report

>>110214
marge

Chud Sun 15 Dec 2024 10:19:29 No.110217 Report

Quoted By: >>110218

taking a break

Chud Sun 15 Dec 2024 11:07:33 No.110218 Report

Quoted By: >>110219

>>110217
Maybe check up on group B and the alarm that was set off

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Chud Sun 15 Dec 2024 12:31:57 No.110219 Report

Quoted By: >>110221 >>110224

>>110218
The alarm keeps blaring. You hear footsteps marching, which gets louder with every moment. Yakub is still holding the k1ke armorer in place. What do you do?

Chud Sun 15 Dec 2024 12:34:03 No.110220 Report

Quoted By: >>110223

final post for tonight or whatever

Chud Sun 15 Dec 2024 13:04:21 No.110221 Report

Quoted By: >>110222 >>110228 >>110230

>>110219
Tarrant uses his ray gun at the window to try break through it and also kill the k1ke. If that doesn't work he tries to stab it with his sword

Chud Sun 15 Dec 2024 13:15:30 No.110222 Report

Quoted By: >>110230

>>110221
And A24 and the TJD wait around the door, ready to fire at whoever is through it

Chud Sun 15 Dec 2024 13:53:53 No.110223 Report

>>110220
To clarify, does this mean the next turn is tomorrow?

Chud Sun 15 Dec 2024 20:56:00 No.110224 Report

Quoted By: >>110228 >>110229 >>110230

>>110219
Yakub pull the k1ke through the iron bars again

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 01:42:17 No.110225 Report

Quoted By: >>110226

>>110213
rolan
evens or digits = john kerry knocked out by this combo
3,5,7 = he gets stunned again
otherwise, he manages to keep fighting

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Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 01:47:48 No.110226 Report

>>110225
BP fan body slams John Kerey, then the rest of the party kicks and stomps him. After the assault, you knock John Kerry out.
You may proceed to attempting to revive Duke Nukem.

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 01:53:12 No.110227 Report

rolan reinforcements
evens = +2
1-4 = +1
4-6 = +glowie
3-8 = +1 NWO
digits = multiply by 2

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 01:55:32 No.110228 Report

>>110221
>>110224
rolan ray gun
evens = explodes glass
evens + above 5 = damages k1ke too

rolan sword
evens = can execute second attack

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 02:00:37 No.110229 Report

>>110224
rolan yakub
0,1,5,7, digits = the k1ke comes out the other end
other odds = telekinesis becomes weak and k1ke breaks line of sight
otherwise, telekinesis resumes restraining the k1ke

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Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 02:11:42 No.110230 Report

Quoted By: >>110231

>>110221
>>110222
>>110224
Brent's Raygun shatters the glass, making it easier for Yakub to slice the k1ke like cheese, thru the iron bars that were meant to protect him.
The door opens. Only one guard has responded to the alarm. TJD and A24 were watching the door, however…

Rolan TJD and A24
evens = partial hit
3,5,7 = full hit
digits = crits
otherwise, miss

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Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 02:16:09 No.110231 Report

>>110230
The team unloads on the guard, hitting the guard enough to wound him, maybe even kill…

Rolan
Evens or 5 = guard dead
digits = guard explodes into confetti
odds except 5 = guard survives

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Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 02:19:08 No.110232 Report

Quoted By: >>110233

TJD and A24 take care of the guard quick. What an anemic response from the facility.
You find a keycard for the weapons storage, so even if your NWO cards don't work, that will.
Proceed to the weapons room?

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 02:22:31 No.110233 Report

Quoted By: >>110234

>>110232
Yes

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Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 02:34:00 No.110234 Report

Quoted By: >>110235

>>110233
The first room is full of service rifles. It also has "special munitons" or mainly explosives from what you can see…
In the corner, you see some of the weapons the NWO has been using.
What really catches your eye is the special depot. That's probably where you'll find the good weapons.
It says armorer only, but that's not stopping you.

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 02:36:28 No.110235 Report

Quoted By: >>110236

>>110234
They scavenge the special munitions area then they go into the special depot

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Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 02:48:38 No.110236 Report

Quoted By: >>110237

>>110235
You generally scavenge the special munitions locker, finding 7 frag grenades, a landmine, and a box of explosive shotgun ammo…
You then head to the special depot. You see (most of) Santa's weapons, and a "special" weapons locker, which is really tall.

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 02:50:38 No.110237 Report

Quoted By: >>110239

>>110236
Try to open the special weapons locker then we shall decide what weapons will be taken

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 03:14:04 No.110238 Report

rewriting

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Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 03:17:34 No.110239 Report

Quoted By: >>110242

>>110237
You open the drawer and find a bunch of rare weapons.
You read the tags and identify the weapons: Manville Launcher, CMG-3, Fat Mac .950 JDJ, a Cochan Turret Revolver, and a Nambu Type 90.
Otherwise, you can name a small arm, and it should be in the locker.

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 03:26:48 No.110240 Report

Quoted By: >>110241

>>108754
Im fucking Rudolfed but how do i find previous bread

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 03:27:44 No.110241 Report

>>110240
here >>>/chive/107280

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 03:37:09 No.110242 Report

Quoted By: >>110244

>>110239
Tarrant grabs the Fat Mac and A24 replaces one of his rifles with a CMG-3

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 03:52:17 No.110243 Report

rolan strength
if evens, a24 has dat soviet strength tho

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Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 03:56:19 No.110244 Report

Quoted By: >>110245

>>110242
You take the Fat Mac and the CMG-3 from the drawer.
Brent Tarrant smirks as he holds the massive Fat Mac, which is bigger than his biwisi. It can literally put big holes into people, or blast their limbs away.
A24plier lets out a sigh. He can't hold the CMG-3 and a Galil in akimbo. It's one or the other for him.

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 04:00:09 No.110245 Report

Quoted By: >>110246

>>110244
A24 only uses the CMG and grabs a Turret Revolver as a backup. and the two TJD carry Santas weaponry on their back and notice his sword is missing

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Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 04:05:34 No.110246 Report

Quoted By: >>110247

>>110245
A24 takes the Turret Revolver as a secondary, and puts away his Galil and AK akimbo in favor of his new CMG-3.
The TJD stow away Santa Cob's legendary Jolly HMG and Present Rocket Launcher.
They notice the absence of Santa's sword.
You immediately conclude that Epstein took it for himself.

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 04:09:00 No.110247 Report

Quoted By: >>110248

>>110246
They then continue forward to the prison area

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Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 04:15:22 No.110248 Report

>>110247
You return to the armory room.

Rolan
Evens = reinforcements arrive (2 guards)
Odds = no reinforcements

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Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 04:16:48 No.110249 Report

You make it through the armory without being accosted.

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Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 04:22:08 No.110250 Report

You skip the Pods rooms. It's for the best, probably.

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 04:27:39 No.110251 Report

Quoted By: >>110252

storychud i've been here since part 1 this is one of the gemmiest breads i've ever seen on the 'arty good job

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 04:29:46 No.110252 Report

>>110251
thanks

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Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 04:31:43 No.110253 Report

Quoted By: >>110254 >>110255

You reach the prison checkpoint. You see two guards and a Glowie in a blanket.
The guards say
>Trying to turn yourselves in? It won't work! We're giving you bastards the death sentence!

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 04:35:02 No.110254 Report

Quoted By: >>110256 >>110257

>>110253
Tarrant and A24 try out their new firearms on the two guards

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 04:40:40 No.110255 Report

Quoted By: >>110257

>>110253
while tarrant and a24 do their work have yakub mindbreak the glowie

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Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 04:44:03 No.110256 Report

Quoted By: >>110257

>>110254
Brent levels his Fat Mac at the guard, while A24 fires a burst from his CMG-3.

Rolan brent Fat Mac
Evens = hit
1 or 7 = limb hit
Otherwise, miss

Rolan A24 CMG-3
Most Evens = most hit
7,8,9 = Full hit
Otherwise, miss

Digits on either = crits

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Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 04:57:28 No.110257 Report

>>110254
>>110255
>>110256
A24plier fires his CMG-5 into one of the guards. Most of the shots connect.
The nearly 1 inch diameter bullet blasts a massive hole in the guard's chest, killing him instantly. Brent racks the bolt back. He'll have to reload for the next turn to fire the gun again.

Yakub mindrapes the Comfy Glowie.

Rolan
Evens = stun, I guess?
Above 7 or digits = AAAAAAA
otherwise, mildly uncomfy glowie

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Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 05:01:11 No.110258 Report

The glowie gets mildly disturbed by the mindraping.
The remaining guard returns fire to the A24plier.

Rolan
Evens = half shots land
5,7,9 = full hit
otherwise, miss

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Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 05:03:21 No.110259 Report

Quoted By: >>110260

The guard proves himself to be somewhat competent by hitting his shots. Brent is busy reloading his Fat Mac. Your party is free to attack.

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 05:05:04 No.110260 Report

Quoted By: >>110261

>>110259
TJD thugs fire back at the guard and Yakub supercharges their bullets with telekinesis

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Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 05:11:43 No.110261 Report

>>110260
The TJD fires at the guard, and Yakub supercharges the bullet's velocity.

Rolan Yakub
Number = Tele force multiplier / 2

Rolan TJD
Most Evens = most shots hit
8 or 9 = full hit
Others odds or 2 = miss because they're n1ggere or some sh1t

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Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 05:14:35 No.110262 Report

Quoted By: >>110263

The hypersonic bullets eat the remaining guard for breakfast. Your party won the battle.

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 05:15:26 No.110263 Report

Quoted By: >>110264

>>110262
interrogate the glowie and threaten him with more mindrape if he doesn't spit up info

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Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 05:17:48 No.110264 Report

>>110263
Yakub interrogates the guard…
>Ay, tell me where Santa is, or you'll get mindraped more, nigkuh!

Rolan
only 5 or 7 means he doesn't answer, because it isn't sensitive info

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Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 05:18:17 No.110265 Report

The glowie remains silent. Mindrape him?

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 05:18:31 No.110266 Report

Quoted By: >>110267 >>110270

krampusella bursts in with a 109db speaker and blare femtanyl

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 05:18:52 No.110267 Report

Quoted By: >>110268

>>110266
if evens, this happens

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 05:29:59 No.110268 Report

>>110267
roll

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 05:32:00 No.110269 Report

rewriting

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Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 05:32:19 No.110270 Report

Quoted By: >>110273

>>110266
Tr00nella barges in, blasting 109 decibels of Femtanyl, or hyperpop n1ggerbrim, to the annoyance of the party. They can't ignore such music. How do you deal with this? Before your ears bleed?

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 05:32:35 No.110272 Report

forgot to bvmp with the post

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 05:37:43 No.110273 Report

Quoted By: >>110274

>>110270
Tarrant aims with his Fat Mac at the tr00n

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Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 05:40:31 No.110274 Report

>>110273
Brent locks the bolt in, then fires at the Tranny.

Rolan
Evens = kill grinch
7 or 9 = kill boombox
Otherwise, miss

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Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 05:44:50 No.110275 Report

Quoted By: >>110276

The tranny's chest gets perforated, then he collapsed to the floor. He twitches as the music continues blaring.

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 05:46:58 No.110276 Report

Quoted By: >>110277

>>110275
A24 fires his Turret Revolver at it

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Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 05:52:16 No.110277 Report

>>110276
A24 aims and fires his Turret revolver at the boombox.

If odds, he destroys it

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Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 05:54:16 No.110278 Report

Quoted By: >>110279

The boombox is destroyed successfully, right before the turn concludes. Interrogate and mindrapr the glowie (for Santa if you don't specify), or enter the prison complex?

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 05:55:45 No.110279 Report

Quoted By: >>110280

>>110278
Mindrape for Santa and Epstein

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Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 05:57:40 No.110280 Report

>>110279
Yakub pulls the Glowie in and satanically mindrapes the poor n1gger.
>Tell me where Santa and Epstein are BITCH!

rolan
evens, 3,5,9, digits = info revealed

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Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 05:59:30 No.110281 Report

Quoted By: >>110282 >>110286

The glowie says
>They're in the ritual rooms.
he is disturbed by whatever mindrape he received.
Yakub detects that he's telling the truth…

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 06:02:59 No.110282 Report

Quoted By: >>110283

>>110281
Can someone sumarize what's happened? I stop paying attention after satoko ate takis

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 06:04:34 No.110283 Report

>>110282
They raided the UN, then Kate Hikes told them where the fort is, then they snowball fighted the fort. Now Santa Cob's on countdown and they have to reach him quickly.

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Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 06:05:24 No.110284 Report

refreshing ze map in case anyone needs it

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 06:06:20 No.110285 Report

only like 2 weeks until this gay wordfilter is lifted

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 06:07:44 No.110286 Report

Quoted By: >>110288

>>110281
They go into the prison to maybe free the inmates

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 06:19:49 No.110287 Report

Quoted By: >>110289 >>110290

~~>>9355404~~
They take a peak in block A

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Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 06:20:13 No.110288 Report

>>110286
You enter the prison complex, to find that it's much bigger than the map suggests, therefore it might not be worth exploring within the time limit. You also see many guards around. Do you take a risk of running out of time here?

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 06:20:29 No.110289 Report

>>110287
had to rewrite, will do this post

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Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 06:28:13 No.110290 Report

Quoted By: >>110291 >>110293

>>110287
You peak into block A. They don't take security lightly around the prison. You can't even see the actual cells right now either.

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 06:31:08 No.110291 Report

Quoted By: >>110292

>>110290
Okay they should head back

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Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 06:34:04 No.110292 Report

Quoted By: >>110294

>>110291
Right now, the group plans on returning to the junction. This ought to take 2 turns. You may continue as the other group. You may also abort this plan if you feel like it.

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 06:34:33 No.110293 Report

>>110290
snowball fight block A

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 06:35:52 No.110294 Report

Quoted By: >>110296

>>110292
Ice Chvd sacrifice John Kerry , feral elf working on reviving duke nukem while the rest went to machine room

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 06:38:05 No.110295 Report

Quoted By: >>110296

John Kerry is technically a scrooge but his grandparents converted to catholic

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Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 06:46:06 No.110296 Report

Quoted By: >>110297

>>110294
>>110295
Meanwhile, Group B is working with what they've got. A sleearly present introductionng John Kerry, a healing machine, and some weird juices.
You send Big Lez and BP fan to the machine room.
Elf Feral works with the machine, giving it materials for revival potential…

Most pressingly, Ice Chvd sacrifices John Kerry while he sleeps…

Rolan
Evens = number / 2 = power boost
odds = merge with John Kerry :)

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 06:47:59 No.110297 Report

>>110296
The hyperborean source bless my luck again

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Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 06:49:36 No.110298 Report

Quoted By: >>110300

Ice Mage Chvd sacrifices absorbs the energy of John Kerry. His skin turns blue and he feels extra energy flowing through him. He gains 60% more magic power…
Elf Feral deposits the material into the machine. The process is ready to begin…

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 06:52:26 No.110299 Report

60% from 5 = 3 if anyone says 'arge at the number

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 06:58:20 No.110300 Report

Quoted By: >>110301

>>110298
Ice chvd go join up with others in machine room while feral elf search the medical closet and other cabinet to patch up duke

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Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 07:04:01 No.110301 Report

Quoted By: >>110302

>>110300
Big Lez and BP fan enter the machine room, and Chvd joins with, shortly afterward. It is nothing to write home about… Just a bunch of spare machine parts in storage. Of course, you suspect that cyborgs are built from parts made here… You think about Duke.

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 07:11:05 No.110302 Report

Quoted By: >>110303

>>110301
Nice idea , the party started searching for material needed to give duke cybernetics augmentation but also upgrade feral elf glorified Taser into actual lighting wand

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Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 07:18:22 No.110303 Report

Quoted By: >>110304

>>110302
You find a set of cyborg parts, and a few electrical parts to upgrade Feralelf's wand… You find the room quite useful.

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 07:22:54 No.110304 Report

Quoted By: >>110305

>>110303
They get back to therapy preparing to reboot duke

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Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 07:29:02 No.110305 Report

>>110304
You return to therapy and install some of the parts on Duke. You save the Implants for last.

Elf Feral activated the healing machine.

Rolan (overlap)
Evens = success
Above 5 = gain muscle mass
digits = super success
Odds = reroll (once)

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 07:29:18 No.110306 Report

WE'RE SO BACK

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Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 07:38:33 No.110307 Report

Quoted By: >>110310

Duke Nukem exits the healing machine, as a stronger man, and part machine. His cyber arm also has utility, such as hacking and handiwork.

You may choose an implant, no rolls for the first.
>+Durability
>+Utility
>+Mechanic Handiwork
>+Accuracy
>(Other)
A second implant might be available, but requires a half n half roll.

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 07:40:38 No.110308 Report

Oh yeah
>+Speed (twice the attacks per turn)
>+Matrix (ability to dodge)
and
>+ENHANCE (buffs another implant x2)
Or just make something up.

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 07:42:38 No.110309 Report

Quoted By: >>110311

okay, retconning. you may choose 2 since it was a super success + regular success, then chances for subsequent implants drop exponentially

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 07:47:05 No.110310 Report

Quoted By: >>110315 >>110317

>>110307
+Speed
+Durability

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 07:49:37 No.110311 Report

Quoted By: >>110315

>>110309
+Enhance
+Utility

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 07:50:30 No.110312 Report

Maybe just enhance if utility is not available

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 07:52:22 No.110313 Report

Quoted By: >>110314

anyone else to add a second opinion on the implants, or to agree with the established votes?

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 07:54:13 No.110314 Report

>>110313
It seems good

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 07:54:23 No.110315 Report

>>110310
these will be the first two so far, then >>110311 will be rolled for 50% and ~25%

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 07:56:47 No.110316 Report

a 5th implant will be ~12.5% if anyone wants to try that.

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Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 08:01:17 No.110317 Report

>>110310
You add speed and durability.
You add enhance for 50% chance of success.

Rolan
Evens = success

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Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 08:02:45 No.110318 Report

It fails, despite le digits.

Rolan 4th one
Evens = reroll
Odds = fail

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Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 08:04:32 No.110319 Report

Quoted By: >>110320

It seems that two is the hard limit for Duke's body. You have installed Speed and Durability. Upgrade Elf Feral'd wand next?

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 08:06:30 No.110320 Report

Quoted By: >>110321

>>110319
Yessir

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Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 08:13:32 No.110321 Report

>>110320
You duct tape the other parts to the wand, then Elf Feral uses his magic on it…

Rolan
If evens or digits, becomes early present introductionc electric wand
If odds, reroll

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Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 08:16:25 No.110322 Report

Quoted By: >>110323 >>110327

Elf Feral forges the Ice Wand and electric parts into an Electric Wand. Both ends can shock now, and it shocks with greater force.

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 08:21:11 No.110323 Report

Quoted By: >>110324 >>110329

>>110322
BP fan and big lez went to chems to see if he could upgrade his zylokn b to deadlier effect while the rest check out the vault

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 08:23:50 No.110324 Report

Quoted By: >>110325

>>110323
>ID: fed
…

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Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 08:28:14 No.110325 Report

>>110324
Stop your investigation into this totally coincidental ID schizo and take your milk and cookies

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Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 08:30:21 No.110326 Report

>>>9356000 (You)
>Stop your investigation into this totally coincidental ID schizo and take your milk and cookies

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 08:31:22 No.110327 Report

Quoted By: >>110328

>>110322
ID: fed barges into the room furiously

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 09:00:17 No.110328 Report

>>110327
rolan if this happens
evens, it does

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Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 09:02:03 No.110329 Report

Quoted By: >>110331 >>110332

>>110323
Your party reaches the Generator Hallway. You see a Giga and his pet Janny.
>Hey, Chadstein told me to guard this place. I'm gonna ruin your day.
He cocks his Negev…

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 09:03:36 No.110330 Report

Quoted By: >>110342

Honestly the party is so fvckine OP that I could spam fodder enemies of any type…

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 09:10:21 No.110331 Report

Quoted By: >>110333 >>110334

>>110329
gigachad uses his sigma ohio rizz to try and seduce the team

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 09:21:05 No.110332 Report

Quoted By: >>110334

>>110329
Feral elf sent a bolt to his gun and impale jannymutt with an ice spike , ice Chvd use his channel his magic to amplify the wand

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 09:28:15 No.110333 Report

>>110331
if evens, he does this for whatever reason

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Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 09:31:51 No.110334 Report

Quoted By: >>110335 >>110336

>>110331
>>110332
The Giga says
>I'll let you through, but only if you let me and one of you play seven minutes of heaven in the medical closet…

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 09:34:43 No.110335 Report

Quoted By: >>110338

>>110334
A purple alien drone flies in and starts scanning everything

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 09:35:12 No.110336 Report

Quoted By: >>110337

>>110334
Big lez volunteer

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Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 09:40:24 No.110337 Report

>>110336
You get Big Lez to volunteer. The freaky Giga brings out a wig and lipstick, and they proceed to the medical closet. The dog wanders off as this happens. Big Lez should return in 7 turns.
You may proceed with sending BP fan to the chems room, and the others to the vault.

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 09:40:54 No.110338 Report

>>110335
if evens, this happens and i shout n1gger in the air

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Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 09:43:52 No.110339 Report

Quoted By: >>110340 >>110341

An alien drone scans stuff. You should let it be, unless it turns hostile…
You may proceed with your plan, minus Big Lez being involved in it.

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 09:48:07 No.110340 Report

>>110339
Duke will accompany BP fan just incase while ice Chvd and feral elf proceed

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 09:48:41 No.110341 Report

>>110339
the drone notices that you are all non-scrooges, so it drops some black sludge on the ground, the sludge turns into a humanoid thing, and it's hostile

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 09:50:46 No.110342 Report

Quoted By: >>110343 >>110344

>>110330
Just add Nemesis from re3 and if that's not enough I will actually pull out something dangerous…

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 09:52:01 No.110343 Report

Quoted By: >>110345

>>110342
i think we have enough already…

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 09:55:37 No.110344 Report

>>110342
Okay, I'll add Nemesis to one of the experiment rooms, but there'll also be another boss, or should I say trio, that are skibidi level threats…

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Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 09:59:38 No.110345 Report

Quoted By: >>110346

>>110343
Just adding this little fella wouldn't hurt (:

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 10:02:24 No.110346 Report

Quoted By: >>110347

>>110345
nigga looks like a huggy wuggy character :skull::pray:

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 10:08:59 No.110347 Report

Quoted By: >>110348

>>110346
His name is Bob and he has three move : swinging his club , shoot out a spike from his hand that could pierce through the whole room or turn it into large saw that could potentially one shot anyone

He also build like 10inch armour plate btw

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 10:10:48 No.110348 Report

Quoted By: >>110349 >>110350 >>110354

>>110347
nigga im gonna have to make chadstein crazy powerful because of this raisin

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 10:12:12 No.110349 Report

Quoted By: >>110351

>>110348
Um both characters I'm talking about will fight for chadstein

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 10:13:00 No.110350 Report

Quoted By: >>110352

>>110348
And I'm gonna 1v1 chadstein with ice chvd

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 10:13:22 No.110351 Report

Quoted By: >>110354

>>110349
ah, nevermind then, the brapvengers are already crazy powerful

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 10:14:29 No.110352 Report

Quoted By: >>110353 >>110354

>>110350
he has something very powerful, and i doubt just ice good boy could take it down, but we will see

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 10:16:15 No.110353 Report

Quoted By: >>110355

>>110352
Why do you think I have ice chvd to snowball fight his vault nigga, so he could catch these hand :punch::punch:

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 10:17:50 No.110354 Report

Quoted By: >>110356 >>110359

>>110348
>>110351
>>110352
You can suggest it, but Chadstein has an OP item already, that kinda acts like a Jojo stand…

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 10:18:32 No.110355 Report

Quoted By: >>110357 >>110358

>>110353
he isn't gonna be fighting out in the open lil bro, he's gonna be piloting something…

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 10:18:56 No.110356 Report

Quoted By: >>110357

>>110354
im talking about the cloth

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 10:19:57 No.110357 Report

>>110356
>>110355
okay he can pilot something then the second phase will be him using the secret item

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 10:20:33 No.110358 Report

Quoted By: >>110360

>>110355
>Another much just like swaglord and the goon one
Boring

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 10:21:17 No.110359 Report

>>110354
Motherfu-:skull_crossbones:

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 10:23:08 No.110360 Report

Quoted By: >>110361

>>110358
who cares?

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 10:27:29 No.110361 Report

Quoted By: >>110363

>>110360
All the hyping up of the cloth just for it to be another mech. Come up with something less predictable.

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 10:28:27 No.110362 Report

~~>>9356436~~
well raisin, i don't know man, that's all i could really come up with, im unoriginal when it comes to these things

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 10:28:52 No.110363 Report

Quoted By: >>110364

>>110361
meant to reply to this

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 10:34:01 No.110364 Report

Quoted By: >>110372

>>110363
Ascendant demi god , superhuman serum like Albert Wesker example , Frankenstein's monster or literally just master tacticians

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Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 10:35:16 No.110365 Report

Quoted By: >>110366 >>110367

Group C has entered the chem room.
The glowie says
>DESTROYING THE FENT REACTOR WILL NOT SLOW DOWN THE RITUAL, DO NOT PROCEED!
He is accompanied by three guards, and plenty more in the back.

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 10:37:17 No.110366 Report

Quoted By: >>110371

>>110365
Duke nukem rush the glowie and use him as a human shield as he make him shoot other guards while BP fan take cover and throw more petroleum balloons

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 10:38:20 No.110367 Report

Quoted By: >>110368 >>110370

>>110365
where's the drone and the sludge and raisin?

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 10:38:53 No.110368 Report

Quoted By: >>110369

>>110367
When they return, it'll be there as a monster.

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 10:39:23 No.110369 Report

>>110368
alright

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 10:40:11 No.110370 Report

>>110367
My prompt came up first anyway

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Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 10:44:32 No.110371 Report

>>110366
Duke Nukem uses his super speed to grab the glowie and use him as a human shield. He grabs the Raygun and fires at the Israeli guards.

Rolan
2,4,6,1 = hit
7,9 = partial
Other evens = partial hit on two
Other odds = miss
Digits = critical

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 10:45:12 No.110372 Report

>>110364
i think i'll just stick with the mech for now, giving him god-like anime powers is pretty far out there, i don't want him to be RIDICULOUSLY powerful, so i think a mech would be enough, yes it's done to death, but who cares? every major adventure bread had at least one mech

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Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 10:48:45 No.110373 Report

Quoted By: >>110374

The raygun partially hits. Duke's aiming system needs some recalibrating.
BP fan throws his petrol balloon.

Rolan
Evens or 5 = douses them
Odds, except 5 = misses
Above 6 = douses all of them
Below 3 = douses 1
Between = douses two

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 10:52:28 No.110374 Report

>>110373
Another alien drone appears and spawns a purple cube

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Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 10:52:39 No.110375 Report

Two guards doused, three guards fire back.
Meanwhile, the glowie tries to break free…

Rolan
Evens = partial hits
Evens (below 5) = duke gets hit too
Odds above 5 = full hit
Otherwise, all miss

Rolan glowie
1,3,5 = he breaks free after the gunfire

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Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 10:55:24 No.110376 Report

Quoted By: >>110379

The glowie suffers some damage.
>LET ME GO THIS INSTANT
He breaks free from Duke's grasp.
BP fan also got hit in the arm. He managed to avoid other bullets by being in cover.

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Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 10:57:27 No.110377 Report

Quoted By: >>110378 >>110383

A drone appears and drops a purple cube near the glowie and guards. Your party is free to attack.

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 10:58:18 No.110378 Report

Quoted By: >>110380 >>110381

>>110377
is this some fortnite raisin, or those purple alien things from skibidi multiverse?

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 10:59:27 No.110379 Report

Quoted By: >>110406

>>110376
BP fan throw a lit matches and duke nukem grab the rear guard to throw him toward the glowies

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 10:59:27 No.110380 Report

Quoted By: >>110382

>>110378
No inspiration, just a ubiquitous UFO design with the top dome turned opaque.

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 11:00:46 No.110381 Report

Quoted By: >>110382

>>110378
Neither

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 11:02:27 No.110382 Report

Quoted By: >>110384

>>110380
im talking to ww9
>>110381
alright, so what is it then?

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 11:03:08 No.110383 Report

>>110377
The cube sends out a pulse that reverses gravity

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 11:05:12 No.110384 Report

Quoted By: >>110386

>>110382
You will soon know what it is

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 11:07:25 No.110385 Report

Quoted By: >>110393

Reddit: the bread

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 11:08:15 No.110386 Report

>>110384
alright… also that black sludge stuff is a reference to dom studios, because it's a purple alien thing, just like the guys in the series

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Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 11:08:41 No.110387 Report

Quoted By: >>110388

The cube lets out a pulse that reversed gravity within a room, except for itself and the UFO…

Rolan
Number = how many turns (after the current turn) this will take effect
4 or 6 = an enemy is stunned
5 or 7 = BP fan stunned

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 11:10:28 No.110388 Report

Quoted By: >>110389 >>110390 >>110391

>>110387
Meanwhile on the outside a big UFO drops a strange purple substance on the ground that starts spreading and liquifying everything it touches

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 11:11:15 No.110389 Report

>>110388
what is bro trying to do with this :sob::pray:

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 11:12:29 No.110390 Report

>>110388
Sorry but the gooey monster is what we go with

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 11:12:41 No.110391 Report

Quoted By: >>110392

>>110388
nigger don't make the facility get destroyed by grey goo

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 11:13:13 No.110392 Report

Quoted By: >>110394 >>110395

>>110391
It won't destroy the facility, just surround it

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 11:13:35 No.110393 Report

>>110385
Says the nuelfcaca replying to bait frogn1gger bait bread all day

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 11:13:42 No.110394 Report

Quoted By: >>110397

>>110392
what does it do to the people inside?

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 11:14:18 No.110395 Report

Quoted By: >>110398

>>110392
is it outside the facility?

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Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 11:15:26 No.110396 Report

Quoted By: >>110399 >>110403 >>110404

Everyone adjusts themselves to the reverse gravity. It'll be activated for 3 turns after the current one.

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 11:15:50 No.110397 Report

Quoted By: >>110400 >>110401 >>110405

>>110394
It makes them feel very cold and uncomfortable, they also hear voices telling them that they have been wasting their time fighting eachother and that it will lead to their downfall

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 11:15:58 No.110398 Report

Quoted By: >>110405

>>110395
Yes

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 11:17:01 No.110399 Report

Quoted By: >>110405

>>110396
The cube also starts rapidly multiplying until the whole floor is covered in them

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 11:17:04 No.110400 Report

>>110397
>Very cold
Why of course it's cold , ice chvd just cast large blizzard hundred turns ago

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 11:18:31 No.110401 Report

Quoted By: >>110402

>>110397
bro is dropping schizo auce on the brapvengers

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 11:18:41 No.110402 Report

>>110401
*sauce

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 11:19:05 No.110403 Report

>>110396
The guards are agitated by the cube and the drone so they start firing at it, assuming the drone is not on their side

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 11:20:06 No.110404 Report

Quoted By: >>110406

>>110396
My prompt nyagga?

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Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 11:20:18 No.110405 Report

Quoted By: >>110407 >>110408

>>110397
>>110398
>>110399
The aliens start doing schizo shit. Everyone begins hearing voices as the purple goo that was just dropped outside eats the grass, or is it just the Brapvengers hearing the voice…?

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 11:21:00 No.110406 Report

>>110404
missed it because the weird alien stuff
>>110379

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 11:23:08 No.110407 Report

Quoted By: >>110413

>>110405
The cubes start zapping everyone and they get visions of a strange black figure with purple horns and a cubic eye

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 11:23:17 No.110408 Report

>>110405
the glowie puts a tinfoil hat on his head to hopefully stop the voices, and then he and the others fire at the purple cubes

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Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 11:24:11 No.110409 Report

BP fan throws matches at the gassed guards while Duke Nukem practically teleports behind the ungassed one.

Rolan
Evens = matches ignite the gas
Above 5 = Duke throws the guard at the glowie for a stun on both

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Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 11:26:58 No.110410 Report

Quoted By: >>110411 >>110412 >>110419

Both attacks ineffective.
Glowie puts in a tinfoil hat and begins blasting the cubes. The other guards do the same. They've gone mad, but you've thought they were allied with the aliens… Result indeterminate…

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 11:29:25 No.110411 Report

Quoted By: >>110416

>>110410
In the sky above new york dozens of drones apear, form a ring and start charging up something

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 11:29:41 No.110412 Report

>>110410
attack the cubes too, you don't know if they are on your side, so it's better to just destroy them abd get over it

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Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 11:29:51 No.110413 Report

Quoted By: >>110415

>>110407
You take a second look, an notice that the cubes are also zapping them. Maybe you've gone mad…

Rolan
Evens = guards prevail
Odds = cubes prevail
If divisible by 3 or 4, it's complete victory

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 11:31:14 No.110414 Report

bruh the bread is getting derailed so hard

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 11:31:35 No.110415 Report

Quoted By: >>110416

>>110413
More alien drones enter and they grab everyone with their tractor beams

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 11:32:55 No.110416 Report

Quoted By: >>110417

>>110415
>>110411
too much derailment, i just want the adventure to go as planned

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 11:34:03 No.110417 Report

>>110416
This will all make sense soon

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 11:34:33 No.110418 Report

Quoted By: >>110420

meh, you should still do some of the alien prompts, but don't go too far with it, maybe they can be the next big threat after the israelis, just like muh astro toilets?

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 11:35:11 No.110419 Report

>>110410
Try again but this time BP fan throw a Molotov cocktail

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 11:35:49 No.110420 Report

Quoted By: >>110421

>>110418
nah let's just complete the epstein plotline, i got this shit planned and i don't need it getting dismantled by increasingly distracting prompts

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 11:37:39 No.110421 Report

Quoted By: >>110422

>>110420
alright, so AFTER we rescue santa cob and BTFO chadstein, we can continue with the whole alien thing (unless you don't want to, that's fine)

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 11:39:11 No.110422 Report

Quoted By: >>110423

>>110421
i got it planned for after epstein is killed too, if the party makes it to that point

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 11:40:41 No.110423 Report

Quoted By: >>110425

>>110422
maybe we can befriend him or something, like when the alliance and the skibidis joined forces to fight the aliens (astro toilets)

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Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 11:41:03 No.110424 Report

Quoted By: >>110429

The guards spend their turn firing at the k1key cubes. Duke doesn't have a gun so he doesn't join them. BP fan throws his n1gger molly at the doused guards.

Evens, 3,5, digits = it hits
other odds = it misses

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 11:41:22 No.110425 Report

>>110423
or we can just kick his ass, that works too i guess

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Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 11:42:51 No.110426 Report

Quoted By: >>110427 >>110428

The n1gger molly misses. BP fan is agitated by this outcome. Do you attack the alien n1gger drones next?

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 11:44:24 No.110427 Report

>>110426
No , instead he try one more time and duke tries to grab a guard to throw him toward glowie once again

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 11:44:26 No.110428 Report

Quoted By: >>110430

>>110426
shoot the cubes and the drones or whatever

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 11:44:54 No.110429 Report

Quoted By: >>110431

>>110424
The cubes and the drone turn into pure purple light and phase through the roof and go back to where they came from. The purple substance on the outside gardens and turns gray after the big UFO leaves.
This was just a scouting mission, they will return.

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 11:45:30 No.110430 Report

>>110428
Don't bite more than you can chew nyagga

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Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 11:55:20 No.110431 Report

Quoted By: >>110432

>>110429
The alien drones phase out, perhaps to return later… The gravity returns to normal, and everyone has a graceless landing.

Duke mutters
>Next chance I get… I'm gonna shove my arm up them alien n1gger's asses… then pull them inside out!
>But I have you n1ggers to deal with first…

After everyone adjusts for a turn, Duke Nukem slams the guard against the glowie.

Rolan
Evens or 5, digits = glowie and guard stunned
Otherwise, cosmetic hit

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 11:59:31 No.110432 Report

Quoted By: >>110434 >>110437

>>110431
meanwhile, netanyahu calls chadstein on his phone and tells him about the alien invasion

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Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 11:59:40 No.110433 Report

The guards get stunned by the pissed off cyberDuke.
BP fan throws another n1gger molly, like he has an infinite supply of them.

Rolan
Odds,4,6,digits = hit

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 12:00:57 No.110434 Report

>>110432
queued

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Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 12:02:07 No.110435 Report

Quoted By: >>110436 >>110438 >>110439

BP fan's n1gger molly hits. The fire engulfs the 2 guards, and will kill them quickly, as there's plenty of fuel involved…
The enemy cannot attack. Your party is free to attack.

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 12:07:56 No.110436 Report

Quoted By: >>110440

>>110435
Duke gets on top of both of them and starts punching furiously at them

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Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 12:07:58 No.110437 Report

>>110432
Netanyahu calls Chadstein about the alien invasion.
>There are a bunch of aliens outside. I'm considering a Samson option on these niggas… Be prepared for anything.

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 12:08:05 No.110438 Report

Quoted By: >>110440

>>110435
BP fan lift glowie up and perform full nelson on other guards , duke nukem punch the glowie repeatedly

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 12:10:15 No.110439 Report

>>110435
I mean full nelson slam onto the guard

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Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 12:14:11 No.110440 Report

>>110436
>>110438
CyberDuke punches the glowie like a jackhammer.

Rolan
Above 5 = lethal
Evens = knocked out if not lethal
Digits = guard flowers at his head
Otherwise, stun

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Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 12:19:52 No.110441 Report

Quoted By: >>110445

Duke's punches are lethal. The glowie's blood spills all over his own face and Cyberduke's fist.
The BP fan full nelson slams the guard on the ground.

Rolan
2,6,8 = serious injury
7 or 9 = knocked out
4 or 0 = stunned
digits = guard gets killed

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Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 12:22:18 No.110442 Report

Quoted By: >>110443 >>110444

The glowie and the burning guards are dead. The only remaining guard is stunned. Your party is free to attack.

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 12:23:16 No.110443 Report

Quoted By: >>110446

>>110442
smash the fuckers hrad in

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 12:23:29 No.110444 Report

Quoted By: >>110446

>>110442
*head
fuck sakes

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 12:24:37 No.110445 Report

>>110441
Duke finishes him off while BP searches for materials to enhance his zylokn

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Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 12:26:56 No.110446 Report

>>110443
>>110444
BP fan shouts
>SMASH THE LAST FUCKER'S HEAD IN, DUKE!
<Hope your dental plan covers this…
He cocks his cyberfist back…

Rolan
Evens= flowerhead
Odds = knocked out

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Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 12:29:57 No.110447 Report

Quoted By: >>110448 >>110449

The guard's head is liquified and splattered. You may proceed.

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 12:35:07 No.110448 Report

>>110447
Chrome shltoko materializes in front of them

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 12:36:23 No.110449 Report

Quoted By: >>110450

>>110447
Use fent mixer to increase zylokn b potency

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Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 12:39:12 No.110450 Report

>>110449
BP fan puts the Zyklon B in the fent mixer, hoping to increase its potency.

Evens = success
Odds = ???

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Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 12:46:02 No.110451 Report

Quoted By: >>110564

BP fan cusses the machine out, as it just eats his zyklon B.

Meanwhile…
>Ahh shiet, there's something in my fent nigga… I can't breathe. Mama mama I-ACK!

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 12:48:05 No.110452 Report

Accidentally defeated the ritual award…

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Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 12:51:26 No.110453 Report

Quoted By: >>110454 >>110456

BP fan doesn't know what he just did. Still, they have to defeat Epstein and free Santa Cob.

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 12:54:15 No.110454 Report

Quoted By: >>110455

>>110453
It cuts to ice chvd and feral elf in the vault

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Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 13:03:09 No.110455 Report

Quoted By: >>110457 >>110476

>>110454
You reach the vault, but it's a vault. The latch on the door sems to be the opening mechanism. You'll need a code or something, a crafty plan, or a massive amount of plain brute force… force, which you don't think is possible.

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 13:03:35 No.110456 Report

Quoted By: >>110458

>>110453
Oh well , I could always clear civilian, barrack and Grinches room manually

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 13:05:16 No.110457 Report

Quoted By: >>110460

>>110455
Ice Chvd shake down the k1ke at the counter for info

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 13:05:49 No.110458 Report

Quoted By: >>110459

>>110456
we can visit group a at the prison entrance if you'd like to do that

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 13:06:51 No.110459 Report

>>110458
Nah , we get ice chvd and rest of the group some nice artifacts first . The group b could wait

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Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 13:08:10 No.110460 Report

Quoted By: >>110463

>>110457
You shake the bank teller.
>SHOW ME!

rolan bank teller
1,2,3 = he tells
otherwise, he keeps being smug

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Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 13:09:34 No.110461 Report

Quoted By: >>110465

<Okay… The code is 666…
He giggles.

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Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 13:10:05 No.110463 Report

Quoted By: >>110464 >>110467

>>110460
Weird bug fly into the room

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 13:10:55 No.110464 Report

>>110463
if evens this erm happens

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 13:11:19 No.110465 Report

Quoted By: >>110467

>>110461
Enter the code

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 13:15:45 No.110466 Report

if evens, two codes

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Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 13:16:24 No.110467 Report

Quoted By: >>110468

>>110463
>>110465
A colorfly appears. Friendly, you hope.
The Elf Feral turns the knob 360 degrees clockwise, then counterclockwise, then clockwise again, from 6, effectively entering it thrice. The latch reveals a keypad. He enters "666" on the keypad, it says "DENIED". So, there's a second code involved…

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 13:17:26 No.110468 Report

Quoted By: >>110470

>>110467
Ice Chvd beat the living out of bank teller for second code

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 13:18:28 No.110469 Report

if evens, the bank teller is impervious to force…

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Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 13:19:49 No.110470 Report

Quoted By: >>110471

>>110468
Ice Chvd punches the bank teller repeatedly.
1,2,3 = he tells
5,6 = knocked out
8,9= damaged

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 13:20:44 No.110471 Report

Quoted By: >>110474

>>110470
Rolan again

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Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 13:21:29 No.110472 Report

Quoted By: >>110475

>TELL ME NIIIGGERER!
he keeps punching.
<No.
You'll have to guess, or try something different, or maybe you can just punch him again.

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 13:22:48 No.110473 Report

By the way, I'm trying to make things interesting, like a side puzzle

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 13:23:40 No.110474 Report

Quoted By: >>110475 >>110483

>>110471
checked

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Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 13:28:20 No.110475 Report

Quoted By: >>110477 >>110480

>>110474
>>110472
Threatens him with the 'plier sword

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 13:29:07 No.110476 Report

Quoted By: >>110482 >>110484

>>110455
try and destroy the wall near the vault, the vault door might be super tough, but the walls surely aren't as tough as the door, right?

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 13:30:05 No.110477 Report

>>110475
if odds, the colorfly gives the markiplier sword to threaten with

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 13:32:24 No.110478 Report

also where's the fucking black sludge thing, you said it will show up

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 13:32:32 No.110479 Report

Roll

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Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 13:33:26 No.110480 Report

Quoted By: >>110481 >>110482

>>110475
The colorbug drops a present - a Markiplier sword.
Ice Chvd picks up the sword and threatens the bank teller.
>KEYPAD, NOW! NIIGGER!!

Rolan
1,2,3 = he tells

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 13:34:31 No.110481 Report

>>110480
Digits…

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 13:34:31 No.110482 Report

>>110480
guess you have to do this >>110476

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 13:34:43 No.110483 Report

Quoted By: >>110485

>>110474
Fuck this , feral elf and ice chvd freeze the vault door targeting the hinges making it brittle and call duke nukem over so ice chvd and duke can punch the center once they determined it's weak enough

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Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 13:35:21 No.110484 Report

>>110476
Elf Feral says
>Maybe we could destroy the wall instead?
The bank teller says
<Sure, you can.
He giggles.

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Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 13:37:01 No.110485 Report

Quoted By: >>110490

>>110483
You consider freezing the hinges, but they're on the other side of the vault door.

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 13:38:09 No.110486 Report

hint: code is 3 digits, is a public number, non-repeating

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 13:38:29 No.110487 Report

by public i mean you can google it

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 13:39:09 No.110488 Report

try 322 and 144

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 13:39:30 No.110489 Report

raisin, not repeating, nevermind

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 13:40:29 No.110490 Report

Quoted By: >>110491

>>110485
Colorfly shoots a colorful beam from his eyes at the k1ke

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Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 13:44:48 No.110491 Report

Quoted By: >>110492 >>110494

>>110490
The colorfly shoots a color beam at the k1ke. Not interrogation, he just does it.

Rolan
If evens, he turns colorful
If odds, he turns grey
Digits = it gets niggated

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 13:45:28 No.110492 Report

>>110491
he gets a luckiest scrooge award

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Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 13:45:43 No.110493 Report

The beam gets niggated…

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 13:46:12 No.110494 Report

Quoted By: >>110495

>>110491
One of the only times you get digits and it's for a negative effect

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 13:46:51 No.110495 Report

>>110494
yeah

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Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 13:47:28 No.110496 Report

Quoted By: >>110500 >>110507

The k1ke gets a "luckiest scrooge award" for the beam getting niggated.

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 13:49:30 No.110497 Report

Quoted By: >>110498 >>110499

also where's the heckin black sludge that alien dropped? i told you about this like three times slf

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 13:51:06 No.110498 Report

>>110497
Obsessed with black sludge award

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 13:51:36 No.110499 Report

Quoted By: >>110501 >>110502

>>110497
in the hallway

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 13:52:55 No.110500 Report

Quoted By: >>110508

>>110496
Feral Elf tries to hijack the vault keypad open with his electric wand

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 13:52:56 No.110501 Report

Quoted By: >>110503

>>110499
so vill we see it eventually? also where's lez? is xhe still fucking giga?

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 13:54:29 No.110502 Report

Quoted By: >>110508

>>110499
Punch the code 513

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 13:56:28 No.110503 Report

>>110501
big lez has like 1 turns to return on nuke and bp's screen, and a few on ice chvd and feeal elf's screen

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 13:56:32 No.110504 Report

~~>>9357304~~
Posted the same image nine times award

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 13:56:50 No.110505 Report

~~>>9357304~~
gogogo

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 13:57:11 No.110506 Report

>Posted the same image nine times award
o algo, my raisin is lagging

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 14:00:18 No.110507 Report

>>110496
anyway, the coulorfly bites the smug little pricks face off

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Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 14:00:27 No.110508 Report

Quoted By: >>110514

>>110500
>>110502
You punch 513
>ACCESS DENIED
Feral Elf tries to hack the keypad…

First reply rolls!
If you roll below 5, it works… No rerolls or deleting.

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 14:00:48 No.110509 Report

Quoted By: >>110511 >>110512 >>110513

rollololololololo

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 14:01:07 No.110510 Report

sheeeeit…

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 14:01:10 No.110511 Report

>>110509
got n1ggered by the number award

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 14:01:31 No.110512 Report

>>110509
bad boy should've wait a bit

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Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 14:01:50 No.110513 Report

>>110509

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 14:03:22 No.110514 Report

>>110508
You bad boy better say this raisin actually below 5

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Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 14:03:46 No.110515 Report

Quoted By: >>110516

Feral Elf can't hack the keypad.
The colorfly flies in to attack the k1ke.

Rolan
Odds = fail
Evens above 5 = bites face off
Other evens = gets swatted

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 14:05:00 No.110516 Report

Quoted By: >>110517 >>110518

>>110515
Colourfly by some miracle drop the second code for the vault

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 14:05:26 No.110517 Report

Quoted By: >>110519

>>110516
copium

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Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 14:06:15 No.110518 Report

The colorfly gets swatted
>ACK!

>>110516
Rolan
If digits or 1,2,3, he le drops it by le ebic miracle.

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 14:06:40 No.110519 Report

Quoted By: >>110521

>>110517
Unless you know how to open the vault , shut the fuck up I'm legitimately angry rn

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 14:06:47 No.110520 Report

OFF BY ONE

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 14:07:07 No.110521 Report

Quoted By: >>110524

>>110519
don't get angry, puzzles are a game of trial and error.

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 14:07:46 No.110522 Report

Quoted By: >>110525

the scrooges face turns into a trollface, he starts dancing and singing justin biebers baby, making everyone killjoy and smile, he gets more lucky awards

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 14:08:35 No.110523 Report

*making everyone cr1nge and seeth3
fucking wordfilters

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 14:10:23 No.110524 Report

>>110521
Ice chvd shake him once again asking for hint

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Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 14:14:58 No.110525 Report

>>110522
The scrooge gets up and dances, turning into a trollface. He sings baby by justin bieber. He absolutely dunked on Brapvengers and ACKed colorfly - he won…

Ice Chvd shouts
>OKAY YOU WIN, PLEASE… AT LEAST A hint…

Rolan
If nothing, he leaves
1,2,3 = HE TELLS
7,8,9 = he gives a hint
digits = he opens the door for you

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Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 14:16:54 No.110526 Report

Quoted By: >>110527

The lucky scrooge seats himself.
>George Floyd.
He giggles.
Issa hint…

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 14:18:39 No.110527 Report

Quoted By: >>110528

>>110526
kneel on the dead colorfly

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Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 14:23:07 No.110528 Report

Quoted By: >>110529

>>110527
You kneel on the fly… for 8 minutes and 46 seconds…

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 14:25:55 No.110529 Report

Quoted By: >>110530

>>110528
the code is 846

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Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 14:27:10 No.110530 Report

>>110529
You type "846" into the keypad…
>ACCESS GRANTED
You may enter the vault.

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 14:28:34 No.110531 Report

Quoted By: >>110533

you find a 1488 carat diamond, and some extremely rare red mercury, which is used to make nukes, and costs a raisin ton of cash

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 14:29:43 No.110532 Report

Quoted By: >>110533

*1488 carat diamond necklace with pure gold chains

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Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 14:36:34 No.110533 Report

Quoted By: >>110535

>>110531
>>110532
In the vault, you find a 1488 karat diamond necklace and red mercury… Both are worth several million dollars in cash. The contents of the vault, however, value at billions.

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 14:37:10 No.110534 Report

FUCK

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 14:39:18 No.110535 Report

Quoted By: >>110536

>>110533
Offer both of them and entire content of the vault to Hitler so he can upgrade Ice Chvd tattoo

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Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 14:49:39 No.110536 Report

Quoted By: >>110537

>>110535
Ice Chvd offers the items he found and the entire vault to Hitler.
The items evaporate in his hands. The contents of the vault begin glowing and fading, too…

Rolan
Evens = he gains x5 the magic, transforms
Odds = he gains x10 the magic, transforms even more drastically
Digits = x100 x how many repeating numbers super transformation

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 14:52:18 No.110537 Report

Quoted By: >>110539

>>110536
OUT OF SHEER VITRIOL , HE GRAB BANK TELLER HEAD AND SMASH IT AGAINST THE WALL AS HARD HE COULD BEFORE ATTEMPTING TO CRUSH HIS HEAD WITH BOTH OF HIS BARE HANDS BUT IF THAT DOESN'T WORK HE SLOWLY TURNS HIM INTO ICE AND PUNCH IT INTO PIECES

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Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 15:02:20 No.110538 Report

Quoted By: >>110541

The transformation is complete. Ice Chvd has an insane amount of magic. He is stronger than when he had his wand…

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Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 15:04:49 No.110539 Report

>>110537
Ice Chvd shoots like a missile towards the Bank Teller.

Rolan
If evens, knocks out bank teller then beats to death
If odds, he dodged the missile and goes into secret joo tunnel, having played the brapvengers for real

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 15:05:00 No.110540 Report

Quoted By: >>110541

the scrooge throws a powerful indian stinkbomb to early present introductioncally troll you

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Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 15:06:56 No.110541 Report

>>110540
>>110538
Ice Chvd has been trolled ebically… The Bank Teller won… He leaves a stink bomb as his last gag… What a lucky and smug bastard…

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Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 15:07:15 No.110542 Report

…

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 15:08:36 No.110543 Report

Quoted By: >>110544

it's the worst smell you have ever smelled, everyone in the room vomits, and the smell spreads far out

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Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 15:19:09 No.110544 Report

>>110543
The smell is so bad that you have to leave and vomit. You see the damn gooey slime monster from earlier, and other members from your group. It is hostile.

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 15:21:30 No.110545 Report

Quoted By: >>110546

the monster gets a full body, and tries to fight big lez

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Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 15:27:22 No.110546 Report

>>110545
The monster turns humanoid and punches Big Lez.

Rolan
4,6,8,0 = lez gets knocked off screen, stunned for 1 turn
3,5,7 = monster gets one hit knockout

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Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 15:29:03 No.110547 Report

Quoted By: >>110548

The monster punches Big Lez off the screen, stunning Lez for 1 turn in the process.

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 15:38:58 No.110548 Report

Quoted By: >>110549 >>110550

>>110547
wizard chuod uses his sword to slice off the monster's limbs the black bp fan puts on a suicide vest and takes himself out with the monster

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 15:40:25 No.110549 Report

Quoted By: >>110550

>>110548
bp good boy doesn't do that nigga, chill

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Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 15:52:17 No.110550 Report

>>110548
>>110549
Wizard Chvd tries to slice off the monster's limbs.

Rolan
4,6,8 = success on both limbs
1,3,5 = success on one limb
digits = crits
otherwise, fail

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Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 15:56:20 No.110551 Report

Ice Chvd hacks off both of its limbs. The monster turns around and spits on Ice Chvd…

Rolan
Evens = hit (reg damage)
Odds = miss
except for 1,5,6 = hit+stun

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Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 15:58:27 No.110552 Report

Quoted By: >>110555

The bile stings like wasps and stuns the Chvd… The rest of your party is free to attack.

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 16:00:36 No.110553 Report

the monsters limbs turn back to liquids, and flow themselves back onto the monster, and he grows the limbs back

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 16:01:07 No.110554 Report

kinda like when the t-1000 gets melted and forms back

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 16:02:24 No.110555 Report

>>110552
Feral Elf electrocutes him with his wand while BP fan throws a Molotov at it

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Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 16:11:56 No.110556 Report

Elf Feral fires bolts of lightning into the monster, while BP Fan throws a molotov…

Rolan
Evens = molotov hits
Odds = molotov misses

Rolan
4-8 = monster is stunned
5 or 8 = +pops some of the monster's parts

digits on either = crits

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Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 16:15:28 No.110557 Report

Quoted By: >>110558

The monster explodes from the attacks. You should get away, in case it comes back together… or try to disintegrate what's left.

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 16:17:46 No.110558 Report

Quoted By: >>110560

>>110557
go to the vault so u can finallly save santa

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 16:18:30 No.110559 Report

the monster fully melts, and the melted parts start moving back together…

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 16:19:19 No.110560 Report

Quoted By: >>110561 >>110562

>>110558
xe isn't in the vault, sweaty

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 16:20:36 No.110561 Report

Quoted By: >>110563 >>110564

>>110560
how many turns until Santa Cob is bad boyfied?

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 16:20:39 No.110562 Report

Quoted By: >>110565

>>110560
then go to where santa is because this back and forth is getting tiring

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 16:21:30 No.110563 Report

>>110561
0, the ritual got stopped

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 16:22:17 No.110564 Report

>>110561
see >>110451

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Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 16:24:52 No.110565 Report

Quoted By: >>110566 >>110576

>>110562
You run past the monster's remains, as you see them pull towards each other. You feel the need to reach Santa Cob ASAP.

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 16:26:58 No.110566 Report

Quoted By: >>110567

>>110565
start doing le early present introductionc aryan sprint

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 16:27:22 No.110567 Report

>>110566
le EPlC aryan sprint*

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Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 16:28:35 No.110568 Report

Quoted By: >>110569 >>110575

A dozen turns back in time, Group A has to decide whether to double back to Santa or free the prisoners. A time limit is no longer imposed.

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 16:29:03 No.110569 Report

Quoted By: >>110570

>>110568
depends on who is imprisoned

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 16:30:52 No.110570 Report

Quoted By: >>110571 >>110575

>>110569
it's randos being imprisoned, but it'd be heroic to release them, since most of them are innocent

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 16:32:02 No.110571 Report

Quoted By: >>110573 >>110577

>>110570
free them i guess (i hope theres atleast one aryan warrior in there)

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 16:32:07 No.110572 Report

Quoted By: >>110573 >>110577

release them, you have all the time in the world now

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 16:33:23 No.110573 Report

>>110571
>>110572
okay. i have to sleep soon / take a break, will continue later

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 16:34:26 No.110574 Report

ok saar

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 18:28:31 No.110575 Report

Quoted By: >>110577

>>110568
>>110570

free the prisoners

Chud Mon 16 Dec 2024 23:24:39 No.110576 Report

>>110565
Group A will check on energy and air factory first

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Chud Tue 17 Dec 2024 05:08:21 No.110577 Report

Quoted By: >>110578

>>110571
>>110572
>>110575
You resume the plan, now being unrestricted by coarse time limits… Block A, 3 NWO guards to deal with. Your party is free to attack.

Chud Tue 17 Dec 2024 05:53:55 No.110578 Report

Quoted By: >>110579

>>110577
They all fire upon the guards

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Chud Tue 17 Dec 2024 06:12:27 No.110579 Report

>>110578
Your party fires upon the guards.

Rolan
Evens = partial hits
Odds = Reroll
Digits = crits

Chud Tue 17 Dec 2024 06:13:24 No.110580 Report

Quoted By: >>110582

reroll
evens = full hits
odds = miss

Chud Tue 17 Dec 2024 06:14:00 No.110581 Report

Quoted By: >>110582

most Rudolfed system ever award

Chud Tue 17 Dec 2024 06:15:29 No.110582 Report

Quoted By: >>110584

>>110581
>>110580
redoing this because 25% of EVERY shot missing is plain Rudolfed and fvcking stupid

Chud Tue 17 Dec 2024 06:17:47 No.110583 Report

reroll (re-attempt)
evens = full hit
odds = reroll again

Chud Tue 17 Dec 2024 06:18:48 No.110584 Report

Quoted By: >>110585

>>110582
Its called divine intervention chvd

Chud Tue 17 Dec 2024 06:19:41 No.110585 Report

Quoted By: >>110586

>>110584
let's give divine intervention a lower chance gogogo

Chud Tue 17 Dec 2024 06:24:08 No.110586 Report

Quoted By: >>110587

>>110585
Just like how you get digit almost every time you didn't mention them ?

Chud Tue 17 Dec 2024 06:40:21 No.110587 Report

>>110586
it's funny how that works, thought you were just referencing pulp fiction.

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Chud Tue 17 Dec 2024 06:48:41 No.110588 Report

The party hits every bullet. Brent Tarrant fires his elephant rifle round at the NWO.

Rolan (harsher because i re-attempted and got a 100% better outcome from it)
Evens and more than 3 = hit
otherwise, miss

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Chud Tue 17 Dec 2024 06:53:21 No.110589 Report

Quoted By: >>110590

Brent gets a heckin ebic noscelebrate. The Fat Mac .950 JDJ puts aassive hole in the NWO shotgunner, killing xim instantly.
He racks the bolt back, beginning his reload process for the next turn…
It's the enemy's turn to attack…

Chud Tue 17 Dec 2024 07:02:42 No.110590 Report

>>110589
Meanwhile in space, the aliens prepare to invade

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Chud Tue 17 Dec 2024 07:35:48 No.110591 Report

Quoted By: >>110594

The NWO guards fire their SCAR-L's at Group A.

Rolan (harsher due to previous reroll)
Evens = all shots hit
Odds = reroll
Digits = they attack twice

Chud Tue 17 Dec 2024 07:36:11 No.110592 Report

Reroll
Evens = partial hits
Odds = reroll

Chud Tue 17 Dec 2024 07:36:49 No.110593 Report

Final Reroll
Evens = Half shots hit
Odds = all miss

Chud Tue 17 Dec 2024 07:36:59 No.110594 Report

Quoted By: >>110595

>>110591
why did this take you 40 minutes to make

Chud Tue 17 Dec 2024 07:37:56 No.110595 Report

>>110594
No one was replying so I attended to other things for a bit

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Chud Tue 17 Dec 2024 07:38:42 No.110596 Report

Quoted By: >>110597

The enemies miss their shots, perhaps because of divine intervention.
Your party is free to attack.

Chud Tue 17 Dec 2024 07:44:55 No.110597 Report

Quoted By: >>110601

>>110596
Yakub forces the right guards gun to fire on the other guard with his magnetism

Chud Tue 17 Dec 2024 07:45:58 No.110598 Report

Quoted By: >>110599

tarrant fires his big mac or something

Chud Tue 17 Dec 2024 07:48:42 No.110599 Report

Quoted By: >>110600

>>110598
He's reloading for the current turn

Chud Tue 17 Dec 2024 07:51:17 No.110600 Report

Quoted By: >>110601

>>110599
ok than a24 fires

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Chud Tue 17 Dec 2024 08:28:58 No.110601 Report

>>110600
>>110597
Yakub and A24plier attack.

A24plier fires his LMG at the right guard, while Yakub magnetically manipulated his gun to fire at the other one.

Rolan A24
Evens = Partial hit
Odds = reroll

Rolan Yakub
Evens = he gets the gun to fire (reroll)
Odds = he can't

Digits = crits and Yakub's success

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Chud Tue 17 Dec 2024 08:34:38 No.110602 Report

Quoted By: >>110604 >>110605

Both guards get critted by the attacks, both dying. The only part of them left standing is the right dude's SCAR.
Do you enter the cell room or the break room?

Chud Tue 17 Dec 2024 08:56:41 No.110603 Report

a beefbeetle appears

Chud Tue 17 Dec 2024 08:57:58 No.110604 Report

Quoted By: >>110606

>>110602
Break the room

Chud Tue 17 Dec 2024 09:29:20 No.110605 Report

>>110602
Cell room

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Chud Tue 17 Dec 2024 09:29:47 No.110606 Report

Quoted By: >>110607

>>110604
The break room is empty, and doesn't even have enough seats for Group A. I guess you could get snacks here? Return, or check the door?

Chud Tue 17 Dec 2024 09:33:32 No.110607 Report

Quoted By: >>110608 >>110611 >>110613

>>110606
Return and go to the cell room. Also what happened to the turns?

Chud Tue 17 Dec 2024 09:36:42 No.110608 Report

Quoted By: >>110610

>>110607
>Also what happened to the turns?
Someone accidentally ACKed George Floyd by adding zyklon B the fentanyl mixer.

Chud Tue 17 Dec 2024 09:39:14 No.110609 Report

Quoted By: >>110611

Check the door

Chud Tue 17 Dec 2024 09:41:05 No.110610 Report

>>110608
It was raisinty luck , could've been ebicly gas the scrooges in civilian room

Chud Tue 17 Dec 2024 09:42:41 No.110611 Report

>>110607
>>110609
rolan
if evens, 219
if odds, 224

Chud Tue 17 Dec 2024 09:43:39 No.110612 Report

rolan encounter
if evens, yes
if odds, nope

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Chud Tue 17 Dec 2024 09:45:52 No.110613 Report

Quoted By: >>110614

>>110607
You enter the cell room, where quite a few inmates are imprisoned. You figure that there's a master switch to open the cells somewhere. You may ask the prisoners questions, or continue exploring.

Chud Tue 17 Dec 2024 09:49:42 No.110614 Report

Quoted By: >>110615

>>110613
Ask them

Chud Tue 17 Dec 2024 09:51:22 No.110615 Report

Quoted By: >>110616

>>110614
ask them what?

Chud Tue 17 Dec 2024 09:52:28 No.110616 Report

Quoted By: >>110617

>>110615
Where can they find the room that has master switch in it

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Chud Tue 17 Dec 2024 10:06:15 No.110617 Report

Quoted By: >>110618

>>110616
You ask one of the chvddy prisoners where you can find the master switch to the cells.
>It's in the middle, but you have to reach the end of the cell block to get there.

Chud Tue 17 Dec 2024 10:10:11 No.110618 Report

Quoted By: >>110619

>>110617
Get to the middle

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Chud Tue 17 Dec 2024 10:25:42 No.110619 Report

Quoted By: >>110620

>>110618
You go through the cell block, until you reach a junction. There are two doors: Central Command and Cell Block D.
Four men impede you: One with a SCAR-L, the others holding MP5k's.
Your party is free to attack.

Chud Tue 17 Dec 2024 10:27:11 No.110620 Report

Quoted By: >>110621

>>110619
Each one of them pick their target except for two TJD who will shoot at 4th guard together

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Chud Tue 17 Dec 2024 10:30:56 No.110621 Report

>>110620
Group A selects their targets, then fires at them. Except for Brent, which gets rolled separately…

Rolan
Evens = partial hit
Odds = reroll
Digits = crits

Chud Tue 17 Dec 2024 10:32:28 No.110622 Report

evens = full hit
odds = reroll

Chud Tue 17 Dec 2024 10:34:03 No.110623 Report

evens = partial hit
odds = miss

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Chud Tue 17 Dec 2024 10:38:05 No.110624 Report

The party misses some of their shots, but still gets some hits.
Brent fires his 950 JDJ Fat Mac…

Rolan
Evens = chest hit
odds = reroll
Digits = ebic crit

Chud Tue 17 Dec 2024 10:41:11 No.110625 Report

Quoted By: >>110626

ROLL

Chud Tue 17 Dec 2024 10:41:56 No.110626 Report

>>110625
That's not how it work , it depends on op rolls

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Chud Tue 17 Dec 2024 10:42:57 No.110627 Report

Quoted By: >>110629

The Fat Mac kills again. Brent begins the reload process…

The other guards retaliate.

Rolan
Evens = partial hit
Odds = reroll
Digits = full hit

Above 4 = yakub is the target of the middle guard
Below 5 = brent is the target of the middle guard

Chud Tue 17 Dec 2024 10:44:12 No.110628 Report

evens = full hits
odds = miss, scar rerolls

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Chud Tue 17 Dec 2024 10:47:03 No.110629 Report

Quoted By: >>110631 >>110632 >>110634

>>110627
add this

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Chud Tue 17 Dec 2024 10:48:58 No.110630 Report

The guards land all of their shots. A24 and one of the TJD get wounded…

Rolan
Evens = both survive
Odds = reroll

Chud Tue 17 Dec 2024 10:49:17 No.110631 Report

>>110629
penderald

Chud Tue 17 Dec 2024 10:53:23 No.110632 Report

>>110629
now

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Chud Tue 17 Dec 2024 10:54:10 No.110633 Report

Quoted By: >>110637

Both recover from their wounds. Your party is free to attack

It turns out you still have a medkit. Use it to heal the party?

Chud Tue 17 Dec 2024 10:54:49 No.110634 Report

>>110629
if odds, xe appears immediately
if evens, reroll

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Chud Tue 17 Dec 2024 10:56:31 No.110635 Report

Quoted By: >>110638

A Native American wearing a headdress enters from Block D.
He asks
>Have you come to free my tribe?
The NWO is startled by him.

Chud Tue 17 Dec 2024 10:57:35 No.110636 Report

he asks your team btw

Chud Tue 17 Dec 2024 11:04:16 No.110637 Report

Quoted By: >>110639

>>110633
No need begin firing upon the guards immediately

Chud Tue 17 Dec 2024 11:06:33 No.110638 Report

Quoted By: >>110639

>>110635
Tell him the scrooges are raping his family behind that door and will receive lifetime supply of marlboro if he help us

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Chud Tue 17 Dec 2024 11:15:11 No.110639 Report

>>110637
>>110638
You decide against using a medkit, hoping to end the battle quick.
You tell the American Indian
>Help us and we'll get you a lifetime supply of Marlboro.

Does he agree?

Rolan
Evens = joins party
Odds = doesn't join, plainly a neutral party for now…

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Chud Tue 17 Dec 2024 11:16:29 No.110640 Report

The Amerindian joins your party then ducks as you unleash your bullets on the NWO guards.

Rolan
Evens = partial hit
Odds = reroll
Digits = critical shots

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Chud Tue 17 Dec 2024 11:19:50 No.110641 Report

Your team slugs the bastards pretty good. They're all wounded.

Rolan
Evens = all survive
Odds = reroll

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Chud Tue 17 Dec 2024 11:21:43 No.110642 Report

The guards fight back once again.

Rolan
Evens = partial hits
Odds = reroll

Chud Tue 17 Dec 2024 11:22:11 No.110643 Report

Quoted By: >>110644

evens = full hits
odds = miss, scar rerolls

Chud Tue 17 Dec 2024 11:22:47 No.110644 Report

Quoted By: >>110647

>>110643
didn't wait long enough like a reatard, sorry for that

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Chud Tue 17 Dec 2024 11:26:55 No.110645 Report

The attacks are devastating on your party. Three get wounded badly.

Rolan
Evens = Reroll (biased to survive)
Odds = Reroll (biased to Let your heart be bright!)

Chud Tue 17 Dec 2024 11:27:18 No.110646 Report

will wait for next roll…

Chud Tue 17 Dec 2024 11:27:20 No.110647 Report

Quoted By: >>110648

>>110644
These whole rolls is a fucking curse for entire day

Chud Tue 17 Dec 2024 11:28:17 No.110648 Report

Quoted By: >>110649

>>110647
I'd use 10d but the board is slow during these hours, giving certain numbers 0% for several minutes at a time

Chud Tue 17 Dec 2024 11:29:03 No.110649 Report

Quoted By: >>110650

>>110648
Time to pull out external rolling tools again

Chud Tue 17 Dec 2024 11:30:45 No.110650 Report

>>110649
good idea, will do that…

Chud Tue 17 Dec 2024 11:32:39 No.110651 Report

rolan (6d) external tool
evens = A24 needs medical attention
odds = TJD needs medical attention
1,2,3 = yakub needs medical attention
5 = someone d1e n1gger d1es
6 = no one needs medical attention

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Chud Tue 17 Dec 2024 11:33:54 No.110652 Report

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Chud Tue 17 Dec 2024 11:37:26 No.110653 Report

Quoted By: >>110655

A24 and Yakub collapse, and can no longer attack. Medkit recommended.
Your party is free to attack, including the Amerindian…

just wondering

Chud Tue 17 Dec 2024 11:38:49 No.110654 Report

Quoted By: >>110656 >>110691

[poll]
give yakub ze passive magnetic shield?

Chud Tue 17 Dec 2024 11:50:22 No.110655 Report

Quoted By: >>110659

>>110653
The amerindian will tackle the nearest guard while other open fire on the rest

Chud Tue 17 Dec 2024 11:50:52 No.110656 Report

>>110654
Sure why not

Chud Tue 17 Dec 2024 11:54:29 No.110657 Report

Quoted By: >>110658

use the medkit

Chud Tue 17 Dec 2024 11:56:52 No.110658 Report

>>110657
will happen after group a attacks and before nwo attacks

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Chud Tue 17 Dec 2024 12:09:09 No.110659 Report

Quoted By: >>110662

>>110655
Brent Tarrant, and the TJD's fire at the guards while the Amerindian tackles the guard at the right.

Rolan 100d
Above 40 = partial hit (half)
above 70 = partial hit (most)
20-39 = full hit
Below 20 = miss
Repeating digits or 64 = critical hits
Evens = amerindian tackle stuns
Odds = reroll for amerindian using board numbers

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Chud Tue 17 Dec 2024 12:11:03 No.110660 Report

+roll
evens = reroll
odds = amerindian gets stunned and targeted

Chud Tue 17 Dec 2024 12:12:48 No.110661 Report

rolan again
evens = stun on guard
odds = stun non-successful
digits = guard knocked out

Chud Tue 17 Dec 2024 12:15:39 No.110662 Report

Quoted By: >>110663

>>110659
bruh that would've been a crit

Chud Tue 17 Dec 2024 12:16:46 No.110663 Report

>>110662
Just set the MX number to 11

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Chud Tue 17 Dec 2024 12:20:59 No.110664 Report

Quoted By: >>110666

TJD has landed half of their shots. The Amerindian fails to tackle the guard.

One of the guards feel woozy as they lose too much blood…

Brent fires his shot.

Rolan
Evens = chest
Odds = Reroll

Chud Tue 17 Dec 2024 12:22:06 No.110665 Report

brent is a CRACKSHOT!

Chud Tue 17 Dec 2024 12:25:17 No.110666 Report

>>110664
Bro aiming skill improve astronomically after using santa denier as target practice

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Chud Tue 17 Dec 2024 12:27:25 No.110667 Report

Quoted By: >>110669

Brent tears another hole into another guard. As he racks the bolt back, a elephant gun marksman award manifests on his chest.

Rolan
Evens or digits = other guard collapses dead from blood loss
Odds = he survives…

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Chud Tue 17 Dec 2024 12:39:08 No.110668 Report

The other guard collapses. One remains…

You consume most of your medkit to heal every member of Group A…

It's the last guard's turn to attack.

Rolan 11d (external)
10 or 11 = he flees
8,9 = misses
6,7= full hit
3,4,5=partial(half)
1 or 2 =partial(most)

Chud Tue 17 Dec 2024 12:39:09 No.110669 Report

>>110667
This board is conspiring against me to impede any progress

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Chud Tue 17 Dec 2024 12:40:01 No.110670 Report

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Chud Tue 17 Dec 2024 12:42:14 No.110671 Report

The guard hits 3 out of 5… spread between the TJD.

Your party is free to attack.

Chud Tue 17 Dec 2024 12:42:51 No.110672 Report

Quoted By: >>110673

~~>>9364738~~
1 guard left…

Chud Tue 17 Dec 2024 12:50:57 No.110673 Report

Quoted By: >>110674

>>110672
Yakub wrap the gun around guard neck with his magnetic power, TJD and a24plier open fire once again

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Chud Tue 17 Dec 2024 13:07:31 No.110674 Report

>>110673
Yakub tries to wrap the gun around the guard's neck…

Rolan
Evens = stunned guard
Odds = reroll
Digits = choke guard to death and destroy gun

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Chud Tue 17 Dec 2024 13:10:47 No.110675 Report

The poor guard struggles to breathe with the mp5 pressing his neck against the wall. The rest of the party fires upon him…

Rolan
Evens = partial hit
Odds = reroll
Digits = bloody mess perk (crit)

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Chud Tue 17 Dec 2024 13:17:06 No.110676 Report

Quoted By: >>110677 >>110679

The first few shots kill the guard, but everyone keeps firing after the fact… His limbs and head fall off as he's blasted to literal pieces. Meanwhile, his torso is pinned by the MP5.
Yakub drops the gun, leaving a pile of parts.
Your party may proceed.

Chud Tue 17 Dec 2024 13:18:37 No.110677 Report

Quoted By: >>110678

>>110676
Get turned into swiss award manifest on the corpse

Chud Tue 17 Dec 2024 13:19:15 No.110678 Report

Quoted By: >>110680

>>110677
what's left of the corpse doe

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Chud Tue 17 Dec 2024 13:20:04 No.110679 Report

Quoted By: >>110681 >>110682

>>110676
You got jumpscared by HIM

Chud Tue 17 Dec 2024 13:20:48 No.110680 Report

>>110678
Just put it on his torso

Chud Tue 17 Dec 2024 13:20:51 No.110681 Report

>>110679
ruined by being announced award

Chud Tue 17 Dec 2024 13:22:58 No.110682 Report

Quoted By: >>110683 >>110684

>>110679
if evens, he enters the room
if odds, he just appears

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Chud Tue 17 Dec 2024 13:23:25 No.110683 Report

>>110682

Chud Tue 17 Dec 2024 13:25:01 No.110684 Report

Quoted By: >>110686

>>110682
After that they move to central command

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Chud Tue 17 Dec 2024 13:25:29 No.110685 Report

The butchered guard receives a "got turned to swiss cheese award"
Then, a jumpscare vision appears to everyone for a flash second.
Might be a bad omen, or just a fastburn jumpscare…

Chud Tue 17 Dec 2024 13:25:44 No.110686 Report

>>110684
okay, this will happen next post

Chud Tue 17 Dec 2024 13:32:16 No.110687 Report

creating ze miniboss…

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Chud Tue 17 Dec 2024 14:02:41 No.110688 Report

photoshopped this g36c into being loaded with ammo

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Chud Tue 17 Dec 2024 14:05:08 No.110689 Report

Quoted By: >>110690

You go to Central Command, or CenCom. The hallway is empty, but the actual room isn't…
Your party is free to attack.

Chud Tue 17 Dec 2024 14:11:48 No.110690 Report

Quoted By: >>110692

>>110689
Yakub bend their guns and the rest fire

Chud Tue 17 Dec 2024 14:18:18 No.110691 Report

>>110654
yakub now ignores half of the shots that hit him, no rolls, because we have enough of those

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Chud Tue 17 Dec 2024 14:24:26 No.110692 Report

>>110690
Yakub uses his magnetic powers to try to bend the guns, before the rest of the party fires.

Rolan
Evens = effectiveness roll
Odds = second roll (partial fail/full fail)
digits = guns destroyed

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Chud Tue 17 Dec 2024 14:26:49 No.110693 Report

The guns of the front guards warp and bend, effectively destroying them.

The rest of the party, sans Brent, fire at the guards.

Rolan
Evens = partial hits
Odds = reroll
Digits = criticals, second turn granted

Chud Tue 17 Dec 2024 14:28:00 No.110694 Report

rolan
evens = full hit
odds = TJD misses, reroll for a24

Chud Tue 17 Dec 2024 14:29:02 No.110695 Report

rolan A24
evens = partial hit
odds = fully misses like blind snowman

Chud Tue 17 Dec 2024 14:29:13 No.110696 Report

rough…..

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Chud Tue 17 Dec 2024 14:30:51 No.110697 Report

The automatic gunners miss like blind snowmans.

It's up to marksman Brent to score a kill…

Rolan
Evens = chest
Odds = reroll

Chud Tue 17 Dec 2024 14:32:05 No.110698 Report

Quoted By: >>110699

Reroll
Evens = limbshot
Odds = miss
digits = headshot and shatter glass (forgot to roll previously)

Chud Tue 17 Dec 2024 14:33:48 No.110699 Report

>>110698
SUUUUUUUUUUIIIIIII

Chud Tue 17 Dec 2024 14:39:17 No.110700 Report

bro put all of his skill points into accuracy :skull:

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Chud Tue 17 Dec 2024 14:44:12 No.110701 Report

Brent shoots the NWO in the head, exploding his cranium and turning his face into a flower. The glass behind shatters as the 3600 grain bullet smashes the window behind him, and he drops to the floor.

It's the enemy's turn to attack…

Chud Tue 17 Dec 2024 14:45:07 No.110702 Report

Quoted By: >>110704

rolan
evens = the other room attacks
odds = they don't

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Chud Tue 17 Dec 2024 14:46:37 No.110703 Report

The guard drops his gun and tries to vault to the next room.

Evens = success
Odds = reroll

Chud Tue 17 Dec 2024 14:47:17 No.110704 Report

>>110702
Crazy elfpot hour

Chud Tue 17 Dec 2024 14:47:37 No.110705 Report

evens = guard succeeds, but gets cut by glass
odds = he fails to jump in time, making him more vulnerable

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Chud Tue 17 Dec 2024 14:50:06 No.110706 Report

Quoted By: >>110708

The guard gets cut as he vaults. This hurts his accuracy and causes some blood loss.
Your party is free to attack, or get closer.

Chud Tue 17 Dec 2024 14:51:36 No.110707 Report

Quoted By: >>110711

get closer and attack

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Chud Tue 17 Dec 2024 14:53:39 No.110708 Report

Quoted By: >>110711

>>110706
The amerindian chant something malevolent and suddenly the corpse shifting into an abomination to attack the other guards , if that fails the party gets closer but take cover

Chud Tue 17 Dec 2024 15:15:30 No.110709 Report

Battery d1ed

Chud Tue 17 Dec 2024 16:41:57 No.110710 Report

Back online

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Chud Tue 17 Dec 2024 16:47:35 No.110711 Report

>>110707
>>110708
Amerindian prepares a ritual and begins chanting in a native language that only 30 people know…
You question him on this.
He says in Ennglish
>I go prepare ally for friends. I call entity.
Then he continues…
You shrug and proceed to the stronghold. The abomination will arrive in 3 turns, and has a small chance to activate.
Group A fires at the enemies, except for Brent, who is reloading.

Rolan
Evens = partial hits
Odds = reroll
Digits = crits

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Chud Tue 17 Dec 2024 16:52:44 No.110712 Report

The wave of bullets gets the NWO guards pretty good. One of them gets hit hard.

Rolan
Evens = reroll
Odds = survives

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Chud Tue 17 Dec 2024 16:56:33 No.110713 Report

The enemies retaliate, including a scary MP7 akimbo burst from Wolf, the Cyborg Warden.

Rolan
Evens = partial hits, full miss from pistol guy
Odds = reroll

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Chud Tue 17 Dec 2024 17:00:31 No.110714 Report

The party takes a few hits. One bullet gets negated by Yakub.

Rolan
If evens, Wolf initiates a second attack
If odds, he doesn't

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Chud Tue 17 Dec 2024 17:02:14 No.110715 Report

Wolf fires some more rounds from his akimbo MP7's.

Rolan
Evens = most hit
Odds = Reroll
Digits = Favorable Reroll + He fires a grenade, too

Chud Tue 17 Dec 2024 17:02:54 No.110716 Report

Evens = full hit
Odds = reroll again

Chud Tue 17 Dec 2024 17:03:09 No.110717 Report

waiting…

Chud Tue 17 Dec 2024 17:04:45 No.110718 Report

Evens = most miss
Odds = full miss

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Chud Tue 17 Dec 2024 17:07:32 No.110719 Report

Quoted By: >>110720

Most of the shots miss.

2 turns until abomination roll

Your party is free to attack.

Chud Tue 17 Dec 2024 17:10:24 No.110720 Report

Quoted By: >>110721

>>110719
continue firing

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Chud Tue 17 Dec 2024 17:17:37 No.110721 Report

>>110720
Your party launches another wave of bullets, as Brent raises his rifle.

Rolan
Evens = Partial hit
Odds = Reroll
Digits = crits

Chud Tue 17 Dec 2024 17:18:20 No.110722 Report

evens = full hit
odds = reroll

Chud Tue 17 Dec 2024 17:19:48 No.110723 Report

evens = TJD missed all, others get partial hit
odds = all miss

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Chud Tue 17 Dec 2024 17:22:50 No.110724 Report

Are their guns even loaded with real ammo? Every bullet misses.

Brent creeps over the wall and aims…

Rolan
Evens = chest
Odds = reroll
Digits = he accidentally loaded an explosive round…

Chud Tue 17 Dec 2024 17:24:25 No.110725 Report

Evens = limbshot
Odds = miss
digits = *click* out of ammo…

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Chud Tue 17 Dec 2024 17:26:23 No.110726 Report

The bullet strikes the NWO's shoulder.

Rolan
Evens = graze: loss function of arm
Odds = Ripped off, big bleed

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Chud Tue 17 Dec 2024 17:31:58 No.110727 Report

The NWO's left arm goes numb. He collapses his rifle's stock and aims one-handed.
(similar accuracy penalty to akimbo)

It's the enemy's turn to attack…
They all fire their guns…

Rolan
Evens = partial hit, pistol and back guy miss
Odds = reroll
Digits = negates Wolf's second attack potential

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Chud Tue 17 Dec 2024 17:37:18 No.110728 Report

Your team gets partially hit. A24 coughs some blood.

Rolan
Evens = survives
Odds = reroll
Digits = he finds a healing item and heals

Chud Tue 17 Dec 2024 17:38:10 No.110729 Report

rolan if wolf attacks a second time
Evens = he does
Odds = he doesn't

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Chud Tue 17 Dec 2024 17:41:06 No.110730 Report

Quoted By: >>110733

A24 pulls through. He considers taking cover and bandaging for the next turn.

1 turn left until abomination roll

Your party is free to attack.

Chud Tue 17 Dec 2024 17:48:36 No.110731 Report

Quoted By: >>110732 >>110736

>he starts killing the scrooges controlling us

Chud Tue 17 Dec 2024 17:55:35 No.110732 Report

i might be getting too excessive with the rolls. also taking a break.
>>110731
nonsenseCHAD

Chud Tue 17 Dec 2024 22:48:57 No.110733 Report

Quoted By: >>110738

>>110730
Tarrant throws a smoke grenade into the NWO position to make them panic.

Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 04:45:18 No.110735 Report

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Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 04:49:28 No.110736 Report

>>110731

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Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 04:50:33 No.110737 Report

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Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 07:15:11 No.110738 Report

>>110733
Brent Tarrant deploys a smoke grenade into the stronghold.

Rolan
Evens = blindness for one turn (all) + fear reroll
Odds above 5 = blindness for half + fear reroll
Other odds = Ineffective
Digits = temporary suffocation + 2x turns of blindness + fear

Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 07:16:08 No.110739 Report

panic roll
evens = fear debuff
odds = just blindness
digits = x2 effects duration

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Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 07:19:56 No.110740 Report

Quoted By: >>110741 >>110742

The smoke grenade engulfs the entire stronghold and the enemies panic. They can't see the Brapvengers either.
But also, your chances of hitting them are debuffed.
Any other attacks?

(will proceed if no response in 5 minutes)

Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 07:20:56 No.110741 Report

Quoted By: >>110743

>>110740
Shoot them

Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 07:23:16 No.110742 Report

Quoted By: >>110743

>>110740
Throw a grenade, atleast it's guaranteed to hit one of them

Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 07:25:47 No.110743 Report

>>110741
>>110742
these will be enacted

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Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 07:29:27 No.110744 Report

Brent Tarrant pulls the pin from a frag grenade he found in the armory and tossed it into the stronghold. The other party members fire into the smokescreen.

Rolan guns
Evens = miss
Odds = partial hits
digits = full hits

Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 07:37:33 No.110745 Report

rolan grenade
above 4 = +stun
evens = kill bias
odds = wound bias
digits = multi kill bias

Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 07:38:51 No.110746 Report

evens = lesser wound
odds = greater wound

Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 07:39:59 No.110747 Report

Quoted By: >>110748 >>110749

evens = wound 1
odds = wound 2
digits = dud grenade

Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 07:40:18 No.110748 Report

>>110747
ARE YOU FVCKINE KIDDING ME?

Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 07:40:44 No.110749 Report

>>110747
GEEEEEEEEEG

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Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 07:46:44 No.110750 Report

Brent's grenade doesn't go off.
The other party members hit some of the guards.
One of the guards have sustained great damage, that has been accumulated.

Rolan
Evens = he survives
Odds = reroll (killed or incapacitated)
digits = killed

Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 07:47:24 No.110751 Report

rolan
evens = killed
odds = incapacitated (knocked out basically)

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Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 07:50:06 No.110752 Report

One of the guards pass out.
It's the other guards' turn to attack.

Rolan
Evens = reroll
Odds or digits = all miss

Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 07:51:04 No.110753 Report

rolan if wolf attacks a second time
Evens = he does
Odds = he doesn't

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Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 07:53:33 No.110754 Report

The smoke begins to fade, as darkness engulfs the space behind the Brapvengers.

abomination roll
evens = reroll
odds = it doesn't arrive
digits = it does arrive

Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 07:55:11 No.110755 Report

evens = it arrives
odds = it doesn't
digits = it arrives

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Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 07:58:04 No.110756 Report

THE ABOMINATION ARRIVES

Rolan
Evens = kills the remaining guards, including Wolf
Odds = reroll

Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 07:59:37 No.110757 Report

Evens = spares wolf, reroll for incapacitated
odds = kills wolf, reroll for incapcitated
digits = doesn't spare either

Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 08:01:15 No.110758 Report

evens = kills the incapacitated guard
odds = spares the incapacitated guard
digits = asks for a sacrifice…

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Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 08:14:18 No.110759 Report

SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI
SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI
SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI

The entity does its job and disappears. Only Wolf is left alive within the canrnage zone.
He says
>I'm fucking terrified…

Rolan
Evens = he surrenders
Oddd = he keeps fighting, but with fear debuff

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Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 08:16:17 No.110760 Report

Quoted By: >>110761 >>110762

Wolf says
>Bring it on, motherfuckers!
Your party is free to attack.

Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 08:18:50 No.110761 Report

Quoted By: >>110763 >>110764

>>110760
Just magdump this blud already :skull_crossbones::skull_crossbones::skull_crossbones:

Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 08:20:19 No.110762 Report

Quoted By: >>110764

>>110760
Finish him off. I also like the inclusion of unique guard enemies like Wolf. You should add more of them later on

Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 08:23:17 No.110763 Report

Quoted By: >>110766 >>110767

>>110761
I saw that message you deleted lil bro

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Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 08:25:33 No.110764 Report

>>110762
>>110761
You get your party to fire another burst at Wolf.

Rolan
Evens = partial hit
Odds = reroll
Digits = criticals

Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 08:25:58 No.110765 Report

Quoted By: >>110768

what did he say? i was playing anomaly breach 2 and didn't see it

Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 08:26:11 No.110766 Report

Quoted By: >>110768

>>110763
what did he say

Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 08:26:49 No.110767 Report

>>110763
milk and cookies

Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 08:27:23 No.110768 Report

>>110765
>>110766
Issa nothingburger saying he was going to add more creatures or something

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Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 08:28:57 No.110769 Report

Quoted By: >>110770 >>110771

The stream of bullets fuck up Wolf. Brent aims his Fat Mac.

Rolan
Evens = chest hit (incapacitated)
Odds = reroll
Digits = chest hit (kill)

Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 08:30:29 No.110770 Report

>>110769
He probably shouldn't waste his Big Mac bullets on somebody who is almost dead

Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 08:31:21 No.110771 Report

>>110769
ONE OFF

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Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 08:34:53 No.110772 Report

Quoted By: >>110773 >>110774

The Fat Mac round hits Wolf in the chest.
He drops his weapons then sits down…
>Please, spare me… I won't bother you anymore…
He sits against the wall and gives you the key to the master switch. His lights shut down.

Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 08:35:56 No.110773 Report

Quoted By: >>110775

>>110772
Spare him and take the key

Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 08:36:20 No.110774 Report

Quoted By: >>110775

>>110772
Pick up the master key and uh… went to turn the master switch off I guess

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Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 08:41:13 No.110775 Report

Quoted By: >>110780

>>110773
>>110774
You take the key and activate the master switch, sparing Wolf.
Immediately, the Amerindian and Danny Trejo show up.
Danny Trejo says
>Thank you guys, for freeing us. I'm the leader of the prisoners, and I'm here to talk business… We need some help getting out of here!

Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 08:44:05 No.110776 Report

Quoted By: >>110777

suddenly, an indian sigma respect button appears on the floor

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Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 08:46:48 No.110777 Report

>>110776
A respect button manifests on the floor, but it's upside down.

Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 08:49:18 No.110778 Report

Quoted By: >>110779 >>110782 >>110783

you press the button, and an indian (pajeet, not native) gigachad appears

Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 08:49:55 No.110779 Report

Quoted By: >>110782 >>110783

>>110778
he's friendly btw, and will join your team

Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 08:49:58 No.110780 Report

Quoted By: >>110781 >>110783

>>110775
Tell trejo and amerindian to lead a prisoner revolt and go kill the guards in barracks while threatening the scrooge to pay them reparation at minimum 6 billion for each prisoner

Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 08:51:16 No.110781 Report

Quoted By: >>110783

>>110780
scrooge in civilian room

Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 08:52:22 No.110782 Report

>>110779
>>110778
if evens, this happens
if odds, reroll because +respect

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Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 08:57:02 No.110783 Report

Quoted By: >>110784

>>110778
>>110779
>>110780
>>110781
You pick up and press the respect button, then a friendly Jeet Indian Dude shows up.
You turn to Trejo and tell him
<You and Amerindian should lead a revolt and kill the barracks guards, then threaten the civilians for massive reparations.
>Hmm…

Rolan
If evens, he vill do this
If odds, he isn't willing to do this

Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 08:57:32 No.110784 Report

>>110783
DIGITS

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Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 08:59:12 No.110785 Report

Quoted By: >>110787 >>110789

>Guys, we're trying to escape. We don't want violence and getting killed by armed men. Besides, we are unarmed!
>Man has point. We have no gun, and are slaughtered when we go.

Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 09:00:47 No.110786 Report

dialogue sounds ESL, sorry

Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 09:01:00 No.110787 Report

Quoted By: >>110788

>>110785
HIM Jumpscared you again.

Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 09:03:05 No.110788 Report

>>110787
if evens, HIM proposes an alternate plan
if odds, HIM just appears as splash again

Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 09:04:35 No.110789 Report

Quoted By: >>110791

>>110785
So did that master switch unlocked every cell including block b yes ?

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Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 09:07:46 No.110790 Report

Quoted By: >>110795

HIM appears and 'umpscares everyone again. The Jeet falls down and crashes on the floor.
Danny Trejo says
>We'll be going our way. Again, thanks for freeing us…
Anything else to say, before he leaves?

Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 09:07:59 No.110791 Report

>>110789
yes

Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 09:09:02 No.110792 Report

Quoted By: >>110793 >>110796

the jeet grabs the gun on the ground (not the smg, the other one idk the name) and he grabs the floating pistol as a secondary

Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 09:10:05 No.110793 Report

Quoted By: >>110794

>>110792
The G36 rifle?

Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 09:11:35 No.110794 Report

Quoted By: >>110796

>>110793
yeah that one

Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 09:12:33 No.110795 Report

Quoted By: >>110797 >>110798

>>110790
Alright let's go back to the canteen and check out the door

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Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 09:14:28 No.110796 Report

>>110794
>>110792
The Jeet grabs the bloody ass G36 and the Five-seveN pistol that got fused to the wall.

Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 09:15:13 No.110797 Report

Quoted By: >>110798

>>110795
let's go saars

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Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 09:20:33 No.110798 Report

Quoted By: >>110799

>>110795
>>110797
You head to the break room / canteen. You see that most of the prisoners have cleared the prison, likely to try and escape. You encounter a gigachvd prisoner. Walk past him?

Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 09:25:30 No.110799 Report

Quoted By: >>110800

>>110798
Talk to him about why he didn't escape like others

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Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 09:29:24 No.110800 Report

Quoted By: >>110801

>>110799
You ask him
>Why didn't you go with the others?
He responds
<Because their plan is stupid. They're not becoming free men. They're just becoming escaped prisoners in New York.

Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 09:31:14 No.110801 Report

Quoted By: >>110802

>>110800
Ask him what's his plan then

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Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 09:34:51 No.110802 Report

Quoted By: >>110803 >>110804

>>110801
You ask gigachvd
>What is your plan, then?
He responds
<I'm not sure yet. Maybe I'll stay here and maybe get some good boy points… or they'll just execute me. Either way, we definitely need to come up with another plan if we want to escape.

Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 09:36:34 No.110803 Report

Quoted By: >>110805

>>110802
Fine get him to tag along and move on to canteen, I have a plan for him

Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 09:37:03 No.110804 Report

Quoted By: >>110805

>>110802
Say that they'll all be dead soon once we're through with them and Epstein. Then you offer him if he wants to join the party

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Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 09:46:46 No.110805 Report

Quoted By: >>110806 >>110807

>>110803
>>110804
You tell gigachvd
>We'll kill all the guards here, then nobody can execute you.
<Good.
>Do you want to join us?
<Sure. You guys can handle yourselves.
Gigachvd joins your party…
You proceed to the break room. You see that the door has been opened.

Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 09:50:35 No.110806 Report

Quoted By: >>110808

>>110805
It's bloody… Ominous… Enter.

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Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 09:56:15 No.110807 Report

Quoted By: >>110809

>>110805
You see 2 r e t a r d

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Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 09:58:42 No.110808 Report

Quoted By: >>110811 >>110812 >>110813

>>110806
You enter and try to hold in your breakfast. A k1ke had apparently shot himself in the meantime, between your visits to the break room. You don't know what spurred him to do this.

Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 10:00:08 No.110809 Report

>>110807
rolan if this happens later
evens = it does

Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 10:00:40 No.110810 Report

did he see poopson or something?

Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 10:02:51 No.110811 Report

>>110808
The abomination must've passed by to be witnessed by him

Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 10:03:27 No.110812 Report

Quoted By: >>110815

>>110808
Gigachvd take his gun and move to civilian room

Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 10:04:27 No.110813 Report

Quoted By: >>110814 >>110815

>>110808
A k1kes head pops out of the toilet then starts singing skibidi scrooge or something

Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 10:14:39 No.110814 Report

>>110813
if evens, this happens

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Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 10:22:03 No.110815 Report

Quoted By: >>110816

>>110812
>>110813
Gigachvd loots the double barrel. Right before they leave, a k1ke head pops out and sings
>SKIBIDI K1KE K1KE, JOO JOO K1KE, SKIBIDI JOO YEE YEE…
Try to escape, or blast its head off?

Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 10:22:42 No.110816 Report

Quoted By: >>110817

>>110815
Attempt to flush him but he is aggressive and fights back

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Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 10:27:51 No.110817 Report

>>110816
You attempt to flush skibidi k1ke.

Rolan
evens = you win
odds = he goes aggro and whips your party with his head

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Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 10:28:52 No.110818 Report

You pull the handle.
>OY VEEEY *flush*
You may proceed to pods.

Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 10:32:57 No.110819 Report

Quoted By: >>110820

the dead scrooge turns into a zombie

Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 10:34:48 No.110820 Report

>>110819
Nigga stop stalling mane

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Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 10:35:51 No.110821 Report

You return to pods hallway.

Rolan
evens = you have to fight some more fodder trash in the hallway
Odds = you are unimpeded

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Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 10:38:14 No.110822 Report

Quoted By: >>110823 >>110826

4 guards stop you.

>You broke them out, didn't you?

Your party is free to attack.

Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 10:38:55 No.110823 Report

Quoted By: >>110824 >>110825

>>110822
Tarrant gives gigachvd his pistol to use

Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 10:39:25 No.110824 Report

>>110823
Then he reaLet your heart be bright!s up his Big Mac

Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 10:39:29 No.110825 Report

Quoted By: >>110827

>>110823
Glock or Raygun?

Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 10:39:47 No.110826 Report

>>110822
Open fire upon them , amerindian will attempt to mindrape them with more chant

Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 10:40:07 No.110827 Report

Quoted By: >>110828

>>110825
Glock. He will probably get a better weapon later anyways

Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 10:40:47 No.110828 Report

Quoted By: >>110829

>>110827
Do you want him to fire the shotgun first, or switch rightaway?

Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 10:41:50 No.110829 Report

Quoted By: >>110830 >>110831

>>110828
I'm Rudolfed I didn't realize that he already had a gun

Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 10:42:11 No.110830 Report

>>110829
Didn't the prompt award

Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 10:43:20 No.110831 Report

Quoted By: >>110832

>>110829
okay. double barrel shotgun does need to reload every third turn. he will continue using it, but also receive the glock as a backup

Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 10:44:59 No.110832 Report

>>110831
Alright dubs then

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Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 10:51:30 No.110833 Report

Brent gives Gigachvd his Glock as a backup weapon, then everyone opens fire on the four k1ke soldjers.

Evens = partial hits
Odds = reroll
Digits = criticals

Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 10:51:44 No.110834 Report

ONE OFF

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Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 10:55:59 No.110835 Report

The high volume of fire shreds through the guards.

Brent aims down the middle, lining up with two…

Rolan
Evens = chest shot, roll collateral
Odds = reroll
Digits = collateral

Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 10:57:19 No.110836 Report

rolan
evens = second guard hit
odds = second guard doesn't
digits = ???

Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 10:58:21 No.110837 Report

bros aim is god tier

Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 10:58:48 No.110838 Report

Maybe I should shot up a local mosque too

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Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 11:00:09 No.110839 Report

>Maybe I should shot up a local mosque too

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Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 11:05:13 No.110840 Report

Brent nails the shot, reaping two more souls with his Fat Mac.

He and Gigachvd will have to reload for the next turn.

It's the enemy's turn to attack…

Evens = partial hits
odds = reroll
Digits = their guns jam

Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 11:05:56 No.110841 Report

rolan
evens = full hits
odds = reroll
digits = miss

Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 11:06:36 No.110842 Report

rolan
evens = fully miss
odds = only 2 rounds hit in total

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Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 11:07:46 No.110843 Report

Quoted By: >>110845 >>110846

Either the guards are really bad shots, or their barrels got messed up at one point. Every shot from them misses.
Your party is free to attack.

Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 11:09:03 No.110844 Report

random thought: you can interrupt reloads by switching arms

Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 11:10:08 No.110845 Report

Quoted By: >>110850

>>110843
Second volley ! FIRE !

Amerindian start chanting to give the bullet more explosive effects

Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 11:11:15 No.110846 Report

Quoted By: >>110850

>>110843
The Native American throws a tomahawk

Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 11:38:52 No.110847 Report

currently taking a break

Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 12:30:52 No.110849 Report

Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 12:33:10 No.110850 Report

>>110846
>>110845
for the amerindian
if evens 612
if odds, 609

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Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 12:36:49 No.110851 Report

The party fires, while the Amerindian prepares to throw a tomahawk…

Evens = partial hits
Odds = reroll
digits = crits

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Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 12:40:24 No.110852 Report

Most shots hit. Amerindian throws a tomahawk…

Rolan
Evens = hits, reroll type of hit
Odds = Hits or misses, reroll

Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 12:41:08 No.110853 Report

rolan
evens = regular hit
odds = no hit
digits = bleeding hit

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Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 12:42:44 No.110854 Report

The tomahawk misses. However, the guards are heavily wounded by gunfire.

Rolan
Evens or digits = both dead
Odds = reroll

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Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 12:44:12 No.110855 Report

Quoted By: >>110856

The guards collapse dead. You may proceed to the Pods rooms.

Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 12:45:36 No.110856 Report

>>110855
Go inside

Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 12:48:25 No.110857 Report

Quoted By: >>110861

you see a beefbeetle in the pod

Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 13:01:01 No.110858 Report

building scene and inhabitants

Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 13:13:06 No.110860 Report

Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 13:31:59 No.110861 Report

>>110857
if evens this le happens

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Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 13:36:36 No.110862 Report

Quoted By: >>110863

You enter the first pod room. Da joos stare at you.
A beef beetle crawls out from behind one of the pods.

Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 13:40:47 No.110863 Report

Quoted By: >>110864 >>110867

>>110862
Shoot them up

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Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 13:44:09 No.110864 Report

Quoted By: >>110867

>>110863

>kill zem all

Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 13:47:18 No.110865 Report

Oop

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Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 13:48:04 No.110866 Report

Quoted By: >>110867

kill zem all

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Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 13:48:28 No.110867 Report

Quoted By: >>110868 >>110869

>>110863
>>110864
>>110866
Brent switches to Ray Gun (his own choice), then you fire upon da scrooges.

Rolan
Evens = partial hits
Odds = reroll
Digits = criticals

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Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 13:48:51 No.110868 Report

Quoted By: >>110871

>>110867

Someone walk in and give you the red pill that have chance to turn you into aryan or t r o o n

Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 13:49:11 No.110869 Report

Quoted By: >>110872

>>110867
QUADS

Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 13:51:54 No.110870 Report

Quoted By: >>110872

holy fuck, quads mean they all explode and turn into a bloody mist

Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 13:54:08 No.110871 Report

>>110868
if evens, xe shows up

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Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 14:01:10 No.110872 Report

Quoted By: >>110873 >>110876

>>110869
>>110870
You heckin' obliterate da scrooges. Then, the rest of them show up and you initiate TKD. All that's left is a floor of gore, and also a few ash piles from the ray gun.
The pods are clear.

Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 14:02:55 No.110873 Report

Quoted By: >>110874

>>110872
The Beetle consumes their remains and grows bigger

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Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 14:06:38 No.110874 Report

Quoted By: >>110875 >>110877

>>110873
The Beef Beetle consumes some of their remains and begins to increase in size. Maybe slink out and let it do its thing… Or kill it for free food and risk aversion.

Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 14:07:50 No.110875 Report

Quoted By: >>110878

>>110874
Let him be. He's not bothering you

Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 14:08:15 No.110876 Report

Quoted By: >>110878

>>110872
Move on to barracks

Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 14:10:09 No.110877 Report

Quoted By: >>110879

>>110874
HIM show up and laugh at you then he disappear

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Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 14:10:18 No.110878 Report

>>110875
>>110876
You let him eat the rest of the k1ke's remains, and slink out. He probably can't even fit out the doors, so the chances of him attacking you are very low.

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Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 14:14:56 No.110879 Report

>>110877
HIM finally shows up and laughs at you and the Brapvengers. He disappears shortly after.
You shrug it off and proceed to the barracks…

Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 14:17:53 No.110880 Report

Quoted By: >>110881 >>110882

the beef beetle consooms all of the boLet your heart be bright!s in the pod and grows even bigger, then he tries breaking the doors of the pod down so he can get out

Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 14:19:33 No.110881 Report

>>110880
We already move onto barracks next chvdLet your heart be bright!s

Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 14:20:05 No.110882 Report

>>110880
rolan
evens = he doesn't break out
odds = reroll
digits = he breaks out

Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 14:21:05 No.110883 Report

rolan trejo
evens = doesn't reappear
odds = he does

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Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 14:22:39 No.110884 Report

At the armory, you encounter Danny Trejo again.
>Hey, we can't break out.
The Gigachvd says
<Told ya.
>Anyway, we need some keycards for the armory, and the exit. Could you spare a few?

Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 14:34:15 No.110885 Report

Quoted By: >>110886

give him le cards or whatever

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Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 14:40:25 No.110886 Report

Quoted By: >>110889

>>110885
You give him one of your NWO cards and your special armory card.
>Thanks, bro. Let me repay you.
He gives you two medkits. You can use one of them to heal your wounded before entering the barracks.

Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 14:40:44 No.110887 Report

Quoted By: >>110888

>Are you REALLY sure you want to make that post?
Wtf

Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 14:45:45 No.110888 Report

Quoted By: >>110890

>>110887
i think tgere is a random chance that you will get those messages when you post

Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 14:46:40 No.110889 Report

Quoted By: >>110890

>>110886
Use them

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Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 14:54:35 No.110890 Report

Quoted By: >>110891

>>110888
>>110889
You use half a medkit, mostly for A24. Then you pocket it and the other medkit. Everyone gets restored to full health. Proceed to the barracks?

Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 14:55:58 No.110891 Report

Quoted By: >>110893

>>110890
WHY NOT THE ARMORY

Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 14:56:37 No.110892 Report

OP here I'm trans btw

Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 14:59:36 No.110893 Report

Quoted By: >>110894 >>110895

>>110891
the party already visited and looted some of it, and the previous intention was to go to the barracks. would you like the party to revisit the armory instead?

Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 15:00:56 No.110894 Report

Quoted By: >>110896

>>110893
go to the barracks then i guess

Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 15:04:29 No.110895 Report

>>110893
This. Thats how Tarrant got his Big Mac that makes giants hole into people

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Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 15:14:27 No.110896 Report

Quoted By: >>110897

>>110894
You head to the barracks and enter. A bulletproof window stands between you and the red beret.
He says
>The shoah squad's arrived!
Do you try and kill the beret here and now, or do you enter through the barracks? Your party is free to attack.

Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 15:15:50 No.110897 Report

Quoted By: >>110898

>>110896
Enter through the barracks were gonna air it out

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Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 15:23:12 No.110898 Report

Quoted By: >>110899 >>110900

>>110897
You enter the barracks. Five men stare you down. Your party is free to attack.

Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 15:24:51 No.110899 Report

Quoted By: >>110901

>>110898
Gigachvd unleashes shotgun blasts upon them

Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 15:30:51 No.110900 Report

Quoted By: >>110901

>>110898
Everyone start firing while Amerindian chant once again to give the bullet explosive effects and Yakub uses his magnetic power to guide those bullet

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Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 15:34:24 No.110901 Report

Quoted By: >>110904

>>110899
>>110900
DOUBLE BLAST!
Gigachvd cocks back both hammers, then fires the double barrel into the soldjers.
The Amerindian chants while he does this.

Rolan
Evens = partial hits (most)
Odds = Reroll
Digits = crits + autoexplode

Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 15:35:39 No.110902 Report

rolan
evens = full hit
odds = reroll
digits = chant works too

Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 15:36:49 No.110903 Report

evens = partial hit (most miss)
odds = full miss like Rudolf
digits = full hit anyway or something

Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 15:40:50 No.110904 Report

>>110901
Cool moment ruined by raisinty luck award

Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 15:41:35 No.110905 Report

Quoted By: >>110906

where did the jeet guy go?

Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 15:43:11 No.110906 Report

Quoted By: >>110908

>>110905
forgot to reappear him while making the team heal

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Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 15:46:09 No.110907 Report

Gigachvd breaks the barrel open, and sees that his double blast missing. He hangs back…
The Jeet catches up and he, and the rest of the party fires, with Amerindian chanting and Yakub boosting it.

Rolan
Evens = Partial hits
Odds = reroll
Digits = idk just blows up the n1ggers

Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 15:46:21 No.110908 Report

>>110906
failerald

Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 15:47:26 No.110909 Report

evens = full hit
odds = reroll

Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 15:47:41 No.110910 Report

gogogo

Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 15:48:32 No.110911 Report

evens = partial hit
odds = full miss

Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 15:49:14 No.110912 Report

raisinty fucking luck got me resorting to artificially inflate the number to a favourable outcome

Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 15:53:31 No.110913 Report

Rolan Yakub
Number = Tele force multiplier / 2

Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 15:53:48 No.110914 Report

raisinitest luck award

Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 15:54:35 No.110915 Report

Quoted By: >>110917

rolan amerindian
evens = hollow point effect
odds = nope
digits = explosive rounds

Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 15:54:57 No.110916 Report

absolute worst luck for this turn

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Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 15:55:25 No.110917 Report

>>110915
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

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Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 16:00:24 No.110918 Report

The party's aim is mediocre this turn, and neither Yalub's magnetic force nor the Amerindians chants recover it any.

It's the enemy's turn to attack…

Rolan reinforcements
Evens = red beret roll, half n half
Odds = 2 guards roll, half n half
digits = nope

Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 16:00:54 No.110919 Report

rolan
evens = 2 guards arrive
odds = nope

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Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 16:04:34 No.110920 Report

Quoted By: >>110921 >>110922 >>110923

2 guards arrive, 7 firs at the team.

Rolan
Evens = partial hit
Odds = reroll
digits = a fire erupts in the room

Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 16:07:26 No.110921 Report

Quoted By: >>110924

>>110920
Everyone in the squad shoot at the k1kes heads

Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 16:07:28 No.110922 Report

Quoted By: >>110924

>>110920
Yakup mindrapes xhem

Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 16:08:37 No.110923 Report

Quoted By: >>110924

>>110920
Yakub compel the guards to blow their heads off

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Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 16:10:01 No.110924 Report

Quoted By: >>110925

The scrooges get about half their shots on the Brapvengers' Group A. Everyone gets hit at least once, except for the tacticool Jeet crouching on the bunker. +respect

Your party is free to attack. >>110921, >>110922, and >>110923 will be enacted.

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Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 16:15:38 No.110925 Report

Quoted By: >>110926 >>110927

>>110924
Baron cob the 3rd walks in from the canteen proclaiming that the scrooge world order is over

Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 16:19:07 No.110926 Report

>>110925
rolan
evens = he appears
odds = he doesn't but you can ask again because of sh1tty luck

Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 16:19:39 No.110927 Report

Quoted By: >>110928

>>110925
okay you roll if he appears

Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 16:20:05 No.110928 Report

Quoted By: >>110929

>>110927
roll

Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 16:20:32 No.110929 Report

Quoted By: >>110930

>>110928
he appears

Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 16:21:08 No.110930 Report

>>110929
festive

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Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 16:25:27 No.110931 Report

Baron Cob the 3rd enters from the Canteen.
He proclaims
>THE JEW WORLD ORDER IS OVER!
The party aims and fires towards the heads of the guards, in shorter, controlled bursts.

Rolan
Evens = headshots, reroll how many
Odds = reroll
Digits = special roll

Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 16:26:42 No.110932 Report

rolan
evens = one of them gets headshot, full hit
odds = no headshots, reroll
digits = three get shot in head

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Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 16:32:13 No.110933 Report

Quoted By: >>110934

The guards get hit with every bullet. One of them gets killed by a headshot.

Rolan Yakub
Evens = stuns some guards
Odds = reroll
Digits = convinces them to kill themselves (even digits or greater than dubs = all, odd digits = 4 of them)

Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 16:32:44 No.110934 Report

>>110933
~~>>9373076~~
dynamic IP award

Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 16:33:21 No.110935 Report

Quoted By: >>110939

evens = convinces one of them to kill themselves, roll how many
odds = nope
digits = same as last roll

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Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 16:33:30 No.110936 Report

'shotted

Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 16:37:40 No.110937 Report

Quoted By: >>110938 >>110940

[poll]
which rng system should i use from now on?

Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 16:40:48 No.110938 Report

>>110937
Just use the external roll and make sure it's set to 11 max

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Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 16:42:34 No.110939 Report

>>110935

Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 16:43:50 No.110940 Report

>>110937
no rolls

Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 16:44:09 No.110941 Report

Quoted By: >>110942 >>110943

After this battle, I'm going to conclude part 2, because there are too many replies and it's breaking. Part 3 will be the Epstein snowball fight.

Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 16:46:24 No.110942 Report

Quoted By: >>110944

>>110941
give a santa a frost sword imbued with the power of winter and have him duel weld it with his christmas sword from part 1 to get revenge on epstein

Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 16:46:26 No.110943 Report

Quoted By: >>110945

>>110941
Will it be tomorrow or next week?

Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 16:47:11 No.110944 Report

Quoted By: >>110946

>>110942
In your dream snowman

Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 16:48:12 No.110945 Report

>>110943
I'm planning a few days after part 2

Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 16:49:40 No.110946 Report

Quoted By: >>110947 >>110948

>>110944
shut up nigga you're the one who got santa killed by trying to have your little self insert ifunny p3do character win

Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 16:50:53 No.110947 Report

>>110946
I'm not the one who insert chadstein you low functioning porch monkey

Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 16:51:16 No.110948 Report

>>110946
im the guy who introduced chadstein in the first part, not him lil bro

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Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 16:51:20 No.110949 Report

>>>9373149 (You)
>I'm not the one who insert chadstein you low functioning porch monkey

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Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 16:52:18 No.110950 Report

>>>>9373149 (You)
>>I'm not the one who insert chadstein you low functioning porch monkey

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Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 16:53:03 No.110951 Report

>>>>>9373149 (You)
>>>I'm not the one who insert chadstein you low functioning porch monkey

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Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 16:57:37 No.110952 Report

>>>>>>9373149 (You)
>>>>I'm not the one who insert chadstein you low functioning porch monkey

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Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 16:58:04 No.110953 Report

>>>>>>>9373149 (You)
>>>>>I'm not the one who insert chadstein you low functioning porch monkey

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Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 16:58:39 No.110954 Report

>>>>>>>>9373149 (You)
>>>>>>I'm not the one who insert chadstein you low functioning porch monkey

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Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 16:59:44 No.110955 Report

>>>>>>>>>9373149 (You)
>>>>>>>I'm not the one who insert chadstein you low functioning porch monkey

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Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 17:10:36 No.110956 Report

(will switch to external rolls next post)
Brent aims and fires his Fat Mac.

Rolan
Evens = chest
Odds = reroll
Digits = collateral

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Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 17:16:44 No.110957 Report

Brent nails another guard with his .950 JDJ. He reloads…

The five remaining guards shoot back at Group A of the Brapvengers.

Rolan (external, 11d) (shooting and also reinforcement)
Evens = red beret arrives
Odds = he doesn't
1,2,3 = all miss
4,5,6 = partial hits (fewer)
7,8,9 = partial hits (greater)
10,11 = every hit

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Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 17:17:40 No.110958 Report

Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 17:19:01 No.110959 Report

Quoted By: >>110960 >>110961

next adventure bread after the christmas one will be basically dnd at that point

Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 17:19:50 No.110960 Report

>>110959
who invited this nigga fr

Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 17:20:43 No.110961 Report

>>110959
yeah for better or for worse

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Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 17:21:53 No.110962 Report

The scrooges miss most of their shots. Red Beret arrives.

Rolan
Evens = he throws a grenade
Odds = he doesn't, finish turn

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Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 17:25:20 No.110963 Report

The Red Beret throws a grenade at Group A.

Rolan
11d external
1=dud
2,3=thrown back
4,5=wounds 1
6,7= wounds 2
8,9=wounds 3 mortality roll for 1
10,11=wounds 4 mortality roll for 2

roll8.png, 19KiB, 322x405

Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 17:26:15 No.110964 Report

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Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 17:34:32 No.110965 Report

The grenade strikes A24, Brent, and the Amerindian.

Rolan
9d external

dies
1=brent dies
5=amerindian dies
7=a24 dies

incapacitated
2=brent incapacitated
4=amerindian incapacitated
6=a24 incapacitated

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Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 17:35:17 No.110966 Report

Quoted By: >>110967 >>110970

Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 17:35:58 No.110967 Report

Quoted By: >>110968

>>110966
That's a d11 doe

Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 17:39:09 No.110968 Report

>>110967
oh well, forgot to change it.

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Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 17:40:39 No.110969 Report

Quoted By: >>110971

Amerindian collapses and can no longer fight.

Your party is free to attack.

Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 17:41:43 No.110970 Report

>>110966
if two people want a "correct" roll, i can redo it

Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 17:46:55 No.110971 Report

Quoted By: >>110972

>>110969
Baron cob the 3rd rushes in and strikes Red Beret
Yakub distracts the guards with his mind powers
A24 shoots one of the bloody guards, while Brent shoots at the other blooded guard

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Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 18:02:41 No.110972 Report

>>110971
Baron Cob rushes in to strike Red Beret.
Yakub casts a distracting beam (keeps guards off of Baron Cob).
A24 shoots at the guard with blood sprayed on him.
Brent is still reloading.

Rolan 11d
Odds = yakub succeeds in distraction
7,8,9 = baron cob cuts Red Baron for bleed
10,11 = baron cob beheads Red Baron
3,4,8,10 = partial hits for A24
5,7,11 = full hit for A24
1,7,11 = yakub actually confuses guards (stun)

Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 18:03:41 No.110973 Report

forgot to rename

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Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 18:04:05 No.110974 Report

Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 18:04:39 No.110975 Report

splendid roll here

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Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 18:09:13 No.110976 Report

Quoted By: >>110977

A24 kills one of the guards with an accurate burst, and Baron Cob slashes Red Beret for bleed.

Yakub stuns the entire enemy team. Your party is free to attack.

Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 18:15:51 No.110977 Report

>>110976
Gigachvd attempts to fire a lethal shotgun blast again

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Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 18:28:20 No.110978 Report

Gigachvd attempts another DOUBLE BLAST.

rolan 11d
11=full hit critical
9,10= full hit
5,6,7,8= partial (most)
3,4=partial(few)
1=full miss
evens = some friendly fire on cob

roll11.png, 19KiB, 344x409

Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 18:29:10 No.110979 Report

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Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 18:33:37 No.110980 Report

Gigachvd breaks the barrel open, having hit most of his shots and avoiding friendly fire.

Rolan
If evens, front guard Let your heart be bright!s

Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 18:36:08 No.110981 Report

if evens, red beret breaks out of confusion early and attacks baron cob

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Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 18:38:27 No.110982 Report

Two guards break out of confusion and fire at the party.

(this is because the player's attack was limited to one party member)

Rolan 11d
9,10,11=full hits
6,7,8=partial(most)
3,4,5=partial(few)
1,2=full miss

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Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 18:39:17 No.110983 Report

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Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 18:41:11 No.110984 Report

Quoted By: >>110985 >>110990

Most of the guards' shots miss. Your party is free to attack.

Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 18:41:43 No.110985 Report

Quoted By: >>110986

>>110984
CERN resets reality and deletes everything

Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 18:46:49 No.110986 Report

>>110985
schizorald but not doing this

Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 18:48:14 No.110987 Report

>>>9373664 (You)
>schizorald but not doing this
even dough it happened

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Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 18:49:44 No.110988 Report

>>>>9373664 (You)
>>schizorald but not doing this
>even dough it happened

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Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 18:56:32 No.110989 Report

>>>>>9373664 (You)
>>>schizorald but not doing this
>>even dough it happened

Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 19:01:29 No.110990 Report

Quoted By: >>110991

>>110984
Tarrant gets his Big Mac ready while Baron Cob finishes off Red Beret and others fire

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Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 19:23:47 No.110991 Report

>>110990
Everyone fires on the guards while Brent aims and Baron Cob swings at Red Beret again.

Rolan 11d
9,10,11 = full hit
6,7,8 = partial hit (most)
3,4,5 = partial hit (few)
1,2 = miss
evens = some friendly fire on baron cob
9,10,11= baron cob beheads red baron
6,7,8,9=baron cob cuts Red Baron again for more bleed

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Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 19:24:43 No.110992 Report

Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 19:25:49 No.110993 Report

Quoted By: >>110994 >>110995

hitlerian trips therefore all shots hit and are crits

Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 19:26:10 No.110994 Report

>>110993
tsmt

Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 19:28:42 No.110995 Report

>>110993
okay I'll make it count

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Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 19:36:30 No.110996 Report

With the power of Hitler, the party shreds through the k1ke guards, initiating TKD on the barracks.
Baron Cob beheads Red Beret and the rest of the guards are blasted to pieces.
Baron Cob arrived from the canteen, so the rest of the area is probably clear…

Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 19:38:24 No.110997 Report

Quoted By: >>110999 >>111001

suddenly, barack obama comes in

Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 19:39:04 No.110998 Report

Quoted By: >>110999 >>111001

get it? because we are in the barracks and his name is barack?

Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 19:39:24 No.110999 Report

>>110997
>>110998
bad boyald

Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 19:41:06 No.111000 Report

You should use mouthwash instead.

obama angry.wav, 13MiB

Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 19:41:25 No.111001 Report

Quoted By: >>111002

>>110997
>>110998
obama is actually involved…
teaser:

Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 19:43:11 No.111002 Report

>>111001
if you aren't joking and obama will actuall come, then i guess we can have robama fight them instead, if it's important

Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 19:43:37 No.111003 Report

kinda like george droyd, but obama style

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Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 19:43:49 No.111004 Report

Quoted By: >>111005 >>111007 >>111008

The team breaks out a medkit and begin healing. They'll soon merge with the rest of the Brapvengers…

TO BE CONTINUED…

Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 19:44:14 No.111005 Report

Quoted By: >>111010

>>111004
/cvive/?

Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 19:44:38 No.111006 Report

Quoted By: >>111012

VBSQLVTE CINEMV

Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 19:44:59 No.111007 Report

Quoted By: >>111009 >>111010

>>111004
Right we haven't seen what Nate and the rest of the group were doing

quite kino doe.mp4, 1.1MiB, 854x480

Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 19:46:20 No.111008 Report

Quoted By: >>111011

>>111004
giftmiest bread in months. Take as much time as you need to make the next part

Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 19:46:23 No.111009 Report

Quoted By: >>111011

>>111007
this bread has run its course
Dunno when the next bread will begin doe

Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 19:46:46 No.111010 Report

>>111007
they're waiting at the junction
>>111005
perhaps

Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 19:48:20 No.111011 Report

Quoted By: >>111025

>>111008
thanks
>>111009
planning on part 3 dropping in a few days

Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 19:48:41 No.111012 Report

>>111006
thanks

Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 19:51:33 No.111013 Report

Quoted By: >>111014

~~>>9374108~~
some features are breaking and it does get laggy when viewing full bread

Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 19:52:25 No.111014 Report

Quoted By: >>111015

>>111013
Will the aliens play a part in part 3?

Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 19:54:02 No.111015 Report

>>111014
they'll be hovering over nyc, maybe they will

Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 19:55:52 No.111016 Report

i hope they do, because i want them to be the next big villain o algo

Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 19:57:41 No.111017 Report

Quoted By: >>111018 >>111019 >>111022 >>111023

Have a Merry Christmas, everyone!

Chud Wed 18 Dec 2024 20:08:03 No.111018 Report

>>111017
thanks saar

Chud Fri 20 Dec 2024 17:56:48 No.111019 Report

>>111017
You too

Chud Sun 22 Dec 2024 00:26:26 No.111021 Report

Chud Sun 22 Dec 2024 00:40:05 No.111022 Report

>>111017
Merry Christmas.

Chud Tue 24 Dec 2024 09:18:56 No.111023 Report

Quoted By: >>111024

>>111017
You're going to drop the next installment on Christmas right OP?

Chud Tue 24 Dec 2024 19:40:22 No.111024 Report

>>111023
I'd imagine that he's spending time with his family on Christmas rather than running a bread on bald man with glasses wesbite for half the day

Chud Thu 26 Dec 2024 07:49:38 No.111025 Report

>>111011
>Few days
>A week later

Chud Sat 28 Dec 2024 06:48:09 No.111026 Report

Still waiting…

Chud Sat 28 Dec 2024 12:30:41 No.111027 Report

Any update on when part 3 will come out OP? Take your time if you need to

Chud Sat 28 Dec 2024 12:35:08 No.111028 Report

Quoted By: >>111029 >>111030

I'm so sorry but part 3 has been delayed until further notice, and it might not even release.

Chud Sat 28 Dec 2024 12:38:11 No.111029 Report

>>111028
Oh, why so?

Chud Sat 28 Dec 2024 14:14:11 No.111030 Report

>>111028
At least it's nice to get a response instead of leaving me hanging

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