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Should my peripheral vision suffer obtrusion stemming from thy intrusion; thy piteous life shalt reach a premature resolution.
Expletives abound, yet none in my repertoire I had found, to eloquently expound how much your brittle skull I'd love to pound.
The superincumbent nous I instinctively espouse facilitates to arouse bombastic intelligentsia, little mouse.
BOOM is the sound that heralds your DOOM, and your psyche falls to a GLOOM as you helplessly bawl in your little ROOM.
I see you are taken aback, from witnessing this terrifying wit you lack. Rest easy, for you shan't suffer flak, it isn't thy fault your skin is near-black.
His name is RENNY RENNY RENREN, the biggest amongst all MEN. His unparalleled acuMEN is what earned him is cognomen.
He rarely smiles, but when he does, the brownies he riles. He ignores their wiles, as in their mind he is at all whiles.
His peers call him BOSS. His laurel wreath's mighty gloss, and its leaves, his angular temple they emboss, quite like a verdant moss.
People wonder: "Why is he so TALL?", he's built like a granite WALL. When they see him, the manlets BAWL and their women to his feet they CRAWL.
All the masses convert to be his fans, as he stimulates their adrenal glans. Audience as wide as his wingspans. His fights tend to induce a trance and women fall for him with just a glance.
His enticing aesthetics is what rile up the heretics. Compelling allure belies a sense of demure.
PIGren the OVERWEIGHT, said reishitter with his BAIT. But his muscles are ORNATE and his physique is so GREAT, it causes Paco's teeth to GRATE.
I'm getting a rush by just imagining it. I walk up to you, look at you in your pretty BITCH'S eyes and go JIREN. You stare there with a confounded whore expression. JIREN, I thunder again. >E-excuse m-- JIREN. >W-what do you w JIREN. BOOM As I forcibly push my chest out and my arms back. >L-leave a- JIREN, BOOM. >AIIEEE As you start to run with your little moelegs, I give chase with my athletic constitution. JIREN, BOOM. JIREN, BOOM. Right on your heels. You can't see shit anymore due to the tears clouding your vision and you trip, face first on the pavement. I start dancing vivaciously on top of your ragdolled vessel while chanting the ToP opening but replacing every word with Jiren, peppered with an occasional "Chadgod" here and there. When satisfied, I simply strut away with a joyful smile. You will never forget that day.
I was teaching a mathematics course at my university and mid sentence I paused to think about Jiren for a moment and went back on to finishing the lecture. Afterwards a student came by to ask if I was okay because I apparently stared at the class for several minutes with a blank expression. Jiren literally warped my perception of time just by THINKING of him. Anybody else encounter this phenomenon with Jiren?