"I, SISSYza-sama, JOBBER of the Universe humbly kneel to:
Bejita-sama, prince of all saiyans and my master.
CHADku-sama, my one and only true love and other master.
Beerus-sama, who I shall never become stronger than.
Majin Buu-sama, who my daddy warned me about.
Dyspo-sama, who easily manhandled me in his Superspeed form.
Toppo-sama, who anally raped me and first awakened my wish to become an analslut sissy.
Kale-sama, who beat the shit out of me so hard I started being attracted to femdom almost as much as I am attracted to men.
Jiren-sama, whose incomparabily forceful punches crushed my ass-womb entirely to the point I cannot bear CHADku-sama's children anymore like I wished to.
Broly-sama, whose hour-long beatings gave me uncontrollable orgasms so massive even the anal rape from CHADku-sama can't compare.
Cell-sama, for he has my DNA AS WELL AS the superior saiyan genes of my monkey MASTERS.
Moro-sama, whose power I am scared of (I hope he doesn't kill my beloved masters, but I am also too scared to help them…)"
guys i might be a tourist. im watching hokuto no ken and this is supossed to be this great classic anime and im just not having fun. albeit im not that far into the show its just really boring and every episode is just ken brualizing some slopjak in the desert. there is barely a story and the anime looks dogshit because everything is drawn so simply and it looks like fallout 1 and the animation is okay.
