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the Archangel Gabriel (in islam) is a demon disguised as god's messenger when Muhammad saw that "gabriel" didn't come to his cave that day he was confused but saw a dog was in his tent he ran the dog out and the next day "gabriel" visited him saying that dogs are "impure" and "shouldn't stay in people's homes" this is a lie dogs are able to sniff out demonic presences and "gabriel" was scared that his cover would be blown that's why muzzies hate dogs
I am a horoscope reader and mental health counselor. I'll do it for free. But I need >date of birth >location you were born at You are free to expose your current location too, please detail the color of your underwear if you would so, please
>Be me >Leftist >thought pol and jewish conspiracys were a joke >Friends with a jewish girl >She said she was a witch >She gave me a jewish spell book called "ISRAEL REGARDIE THE GOLDEN DAWN" pic attached and told me what spell to cast >In my dream a female demon thing appears before me >It tells me I now have a cum bank and I can get upgrades by collecting cum from other men that goes in my body. >I say WTF are you on about, I think I am in a dream. >Demon girl gives me upgrade options like "Make face prettier costs 30 mil cum" "Make boobs bigger costs 100 mill cum" "Make ass Bigger costs 100 mill cum" "Make body more feminine and attrative costs 200 mill cum" "Get a Vagina and become a woman costs 5000 mill cum" >Demon girl says I get 5 cum for free each day I don't masterbate and lose 5 cum each time a masterbate. I can reduce my penis size by 1 inch to get 100 cum. Each time I improve an area it costs more to improve that area and they improve to a maximum level which overall will make me one of the sexiest girls in the world. >tell demon this is bullshit and I am in a really fucking strange dream >demon tells me she will chat to me in my dreams every night from now on. >demon says she will shrink my dick to prove she is real and says it is giving me cum anyway and not taking cum away. >I say don't >wake up today >measure dick it is now 4.5 inches instead of 5.5 inches >message jewish girl, she blocks me (so much for friendship) >message one of my best friends who knows my dick size he says "it has always been 4 and a half inches you said so" even though I told him it was 5 and a half it is like reality has changed to accomodate my changes.
