Following recent soylitical polarization, Quote, de jure owner of the inner soysphere, has hereby signed the "anti international troonery alliance" pact (chiefly called "'ti-troonintern"). [src:Soy Times]
In short, an alliance between the Inner-Soysphere, Kiwifarms and the Risehan group has been reached, aiming to "eliminate international goonery, troonery, and discordery." [src:The Booru Broadcasting Channel]
This move comes after many controversies surrounding the Quote administration and its "numerous poorly thought out decisions". With some scholars calling it a "right step towards the de-jewification of our society", while critics call it a "plain and simple distraction from the Quotecord files". [src:The Soywiki post]

The action plan consists of "sharing critical intel, talents, trusted jannies, and moderation technologies. […] we will share everything important, including battles; creating a united front to fight against degeneracy."
One of the first, more 'concrete' move from this act will be to "detroonify 4chan" through a "special 3 day military operation" aimed to "rid 4chan of offsiting, non *chan culture proper posters, such as lolicoons, bbcposters, and gooncordians and restore, of course, /qa/," said Quote [src:Quote on IRC], which some Quote dissidents have been calling "useless /Qa/ revanchism instead of focusing on our userbase". Meanwhile Kiwifarms is "planned to benefit from the talents of /raid/ to protect ourselves against DDOS attacks and fraudulous lawsuits", Null said. Finally the RiseHan group is planning to initiate an attack on Asian porn sharing websites, the most infamous ones being Pixiv, Brapaag, and Inkbunny; sites that have already been under /raid/'s crossfire. [src:The Soywiki post]
While some fringe conspiracy theorists point the finger at possible connections between the PLA's cyber force and the RiseHan group, rest assured that this has already been debunked by renowned experts. [src: The SCIENCE™ and The Experts™]

Finally, some more organisms are in talks of joining, including separatist 4/pol/ and Rdrama.[src:Soy Times]


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Facing extreme living costs and the total loss of his production setup, he is halting all content creation to relocate to the "poorest village in the world", doe he mentioned that a possible comeback could happen months down the line.

Unfortunately to all nusois, the man, the myth, the soy, 'Literal Who' has died of soylent abuse. He will be dearly missed.

1996-2026

This new wearable fashion statement had gained popularity on Instagram and Tiktok with the hashtag #LVHeadcrabs. Black people are raving about the new Lois Vuitton headcrab and they say "It's infectiously trendy". It's the new hat that has a Lois Vuitton logo on the top and it makes rattling sounds when left in the corner. Billions of people are wearing them in the streets.

[PROGRAMMING] - BILLIONS MUST WEAR LV HEADCRABS - BILLIONS MUST WEAR LV HEADCRABS - BILLIONS MUST WEAR LV HEADCRABS - BILLIONS MUST WEAR LV HEADCRABS.

On other news: Chudcel neo-nazi racist conspiracy theorists IDIOTS believe that the new headcrab trend is a massive plot to achieve TND by infecting them and turning them into zombies. Our fact-checkers have found that this isn't true and the claims are completely fabricated. The chudcel neo-nazi conspiracy theorist schizophrenic racist evil monster has been arrested for even stating outlandish claims.

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In what has been perceived as a vile antisemitic attack on the jewish community, Rockstar North has confirmed that the sixth installment in the Grand Theft Auto series will not run on the Talmud, citing its lack of graphical processing capabilities.

The state of Israel has condemned Rockstar for this move, and the ADL is believed to be mounting a lawsuit against the gaming corporation.

On Thu Jul 9 2026, Cloudflare was hit by a severe 0-day discovered by the state-sponsored actor known as APT-S0Y.
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The vulnerability allowed users to access websites without being stuck looking at the spinning captcha thingy for 10 minutes. A patch was quickly put in place by the Cloudcuck team, thanks to coordination between researchers at the SNCA facility and the Cloudcuck programmers.

THERE IS NO MEME. BPD IS NO LONGER MY PRIMARY DIAGNOSIS.
I AM FINALLY FAILING TO MEET ALL OF THE CRITERIA AFTER A DECADE OF INTENSIVE PSYCHIATRIC AND PSYCHOLOGICAL TREATMENT.

Source: https://www.reddit.com/r/TrollCoping/comments/1ufsonh/legitimately_didnt_think_id_live_long_enough_to/