It all began when a mysterious ESL student named Cobson discovered an ancient gem buried beneath a mountain of coal and brimstone.
Inscribed upon it were the forbidden words: "O ALGO GIGAQUOTE GEG."
Suddenly, the gem exploded with antimatter, summoning the legendary Giga Chud, a 900-foot-tall creature powered entirely by soy and concentrated nusoyim.
"YOU HAVE AWAKENED THE BIBISI," it thundered.
Cobson attempted to escape, but the Giga Chud unleashed the ultimate gigaquote: "EVERYTHING IS PANTIED AND SISSIFIED."
Reality immediately collapsed. The oceans turned into soy milk, the moon became a gigantic lump of coal, and every government was replaced by the International Brimstone GEG Administration.
Cobson, now permanently pantied and sissified by the antimatter gem, screamed, "O ALGO! WHAT HAVE I DONE?!"
The Giga Chud leaned down and whispered:
"ESL ISSUE. NUSOYIM DETECTED. BIBISI CONFIRMED."
And somewhere in the burning ruins of civilization, a single computer displayed the final message:
GIGAQUOTE FAILED. GEG SUCCESSFUL. COBSON TERMINATED.
Inscribed upon it were the forbidden words: "O ALGO GIGAQUOTE GEG."
Suddenly, the gem exploded with antimatter, summoning the legendary Giga Chud, a 900-foot-tall creature powered entirely by soy and concentrated nusoyim.
"YOU HAVE AWAKENED THE BIBISI," it thundered.
Cobson attempted to escape, but the Giga Chud unleashed the ultimate gigaquote: "EVERYTHING IS PANTIED AND SISSIFIED."
Reality immediately collapsed. The oceans turned into soy milk, the moon became a gigantic lump of coal, and every government was replaced by the International Brimstone GEG Administration.
Cobson, now permanently pantied and sissified by the antimatter gem, screamed, "O ALGO! WHAT HAVE I DONE?!"
The Giga Chud leaned down and whispered:
"ESL ISSUE. NUSOYIM DETECTED. BIBISI CONFIRMED."
And somewhere in the burning ruins of civilization, a single computer displayed the final message:
GIGAQUOTE FAILED. GEG SUCCESSFUL. COBSON TERMINATED.
