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Have (YOU) ever been gigaquoted? It really boosts your ego. Imagine having the feeling of being gigaquoted 24/7, essentially being giga himself. You can do that by joining the army (which is what giga does)

https://www.goarmy.com/

>And guess what, they are so evil they got expelled from 4chan! They call it the great soyset!
<Yikes bro… when even 4CHAN thinks you’ve gone too far, thats when you know you’re superduperbad

Tired of the ordinary?
Step up to the extraordinary.
In the U.S. Army, you’ll push your limits, master real skills, lead under pressure, and become part of something bigger than yourself.

Train with the world’s most advanced technology
Earn college benefits and career credentials that last a lifetime
Travel the world and build unbreakable bonds
Defend freedom and make a difference every single day

This isn’t just a job.
It’s a calling. It’s a challenge. It’s your chance to discover what you’re truly capable of.
The U.S. Army wants YOU.

https://www.goarmy.com/

No more distractions. no more gender confusion, no more climate change worship. We are laser-focused on our mission of warfighting.

We will measure our success not only by the battles we win but also by the wars we end. And perhaps most importantly, the wars we never get into—it's called peace through strength.

You look into the eyes of these young Americans who are giving up the best years of their lives in uniform to serve their nation; they are incredible.

Through our power and might, we will lead the world to peace. Our friends will respect us, our enemies will fear us, and the whole world will admire the unrivaled greatness of the United States military.

We will replenish the pride of our armed forces - end the recruitment crisis. We don't fight because we hate what's in front of us; we fight because we love what's behind us.

God bless you, God bless our armed forces, God bless our men and women serving overseas, and God bless the United States of America.

https://www.goarmy.com/

Serve your country and fight to defend and uphold America's values. Visit https://www.goarmy.com/ or visit your local recruiter to learn more today.

What are my benefits for serving?
>Up to 100% tuition
Pursue your college education for free with financial support from the GI Bill.
>Low- to no-cost health care
Full-time Soldiers have no cost while part-time Soldiers have low cost for comprehensive coverage. Health care benefits are also available to the immediate family members of Soldiers.
>Up to $50K in bonuses
You can receive an upwards of an additional $50K on top of your yearly salary.
>30 Paid days off
Get time for vacation, also including 11 paid national holidays off each year along with weekends and sick days.
>Easier financing for a home.
Work with Veterans Affairs (VA) for more favorable terms from lenders, like putting as little as $0 down on your home with no mortgage insurance needed.
>Earn 67.5K in just your first year as an enlisted soldier.*
Full-time Enlisted Soldiers earn a competitive base salary and may also be eligible for bonuses, allowances, and other benefits. You also receive an additional $10K upon signing.
>Enjoy benefits after service.
Receive benefits designed to help you pursue further opportunities after your Army service is complete, such as exclusive employment resources or pension plans.

>watch 'F infront of your family

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WHO?
Stoneworks is a breadtuber and owner of a large Minecraft server of the same name who previously was spotted commenting his condolences to Ian Danskin (InnuendoStudios) after we 'oxed him last year and after he e-begged for money to his fans.
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WHY?
Recently Stoneworks implemented an anti-VPN plugin to his Minecraft server where it forces thousands of their players, including LITERAL CACAS to log onto the server with their real IPs. This means that Stoneworks and his Admins can collect and log the IPs of anyone they disagree with to both dox and SWAT them however they see fit.
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WHAT CAN WE DO?
We 'ox, 'ape, and 'ill Stoneworks. Datamine for any breached emails and perform other forms of OSINT scraping.
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MY PERSONAL ARMY, DESTROY THIS NIGGA NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW award

All of you guys complain about not having a job and being lonely. There is a simple solution to this: join the US military. As long as you meet simple fitness requirements you will be able to join.

>Where can I join?
Army: https://www.goarmy.com/learn.html
Air Force: https://www.airforce.com/how-to-join
Navy: https://www.navy.com/joining-the-navy
Marine Corps: https://www.marines.com/becoming-a-marine/overview.html

>What are the fitness requirements:
Army: https://www.military.com/military-fitness/army-fitness-requirements/army-basic-training-pft
Air Force: https://www.military.com/military-fitness/air-force-fitness-requirements/air-force-basic-military-training-fitness-test
Navy: https://www.military.com/military-fitness/navy-fitness-requirements/navy-basic-training-pft
Marine Corps: https://www.military.com/military-fitness/marine-corps-fitness-requirements/usmc-physical-fitness-test

You guys should join the fight that actually matters instead of just sitting at your computer all day with no purpose.

Why is this website so fucking transphobic ol algo