Found this guy on TikTok, me and my friends are pretending to be federal agents and he’s falling for it.

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Here's the readings for October 28th, 2024 in 'jak form for you Teens:
Text form or something:
>First Reading
>EPHESIANS 2:19-22
>19 So then you are no longer strangers and sojourners, but you are fellow citizens with the saints and members of the household of God, 20 built upon the foundation of the apostles and prophets, Christ Jesus himself being the cornerstone, 21 in whom the whole structure is joined together and grows into a holy temple in the Lord; 22 in whom you also are built into it for a dwelling place of God in the Spirit.
>Responsorial Psalm
>PSALMS 19:2-5
>1 The heavens are telling the glory of God; and the firmament proclaims his handiwork. 2 Day to day pours forth speech, and night to night declares knowledge. 3 There is no speech, nor are there words; their voice is not heard; 4 yet their voice goes out through all the earth, and their words to the end of the world. In them he has set a tent for the sun,
>Gospel
>LUKE 6:12-16
>12 In these days he went out to the mountain to pray; and all night he continued in prayer to God. 13 And when it was day, he called his disciples, and chose from them twelve, whom he named apostles; 14 Simon, whom he named Peter, and Andrew his brother, and James and John, and Philip, and Bartholomew, 15 and Matthew, and Thomas, and James the son of Alphaeus, and Simon who was called the Zealot, 16 and Judas the son of James, and Judas Iscariot, who became a traitor.
>Bonus Apocrypha
>HERMAS 5:2-3
>2 So when I reached the place, I fell to my knees and began to pray to the Lord and to glorify his name because he had considered me worthy and had made known to me my former sins. 3 And after I had risen from prayer, I saw before me the elderly woman whom I had seen the year before, walking and reading a little book. And she said to me, “Can you report these things to God’s elect?” I said to her, “Lady, I cannot remember so many things, but give me the little book, so that I can copy it.” “Take it,” she said, “and return it to me.”

troonslop you like?

you might know me if you've seen my Osaka threads on /a/ or my acc on soyjak.blog literallyosakairl.
recently people have been saying I'm a troon that's larping as a woman or that I'm underage.. I'm not. so I guess I will discuss this stuff cuz I have nothing else to do and its getting annoying. excuse me for the messy handwriting lolz

1. I'm not a troon, I was born a woman and I find troons disgusting. just because I like shit like azumanga doesn't mean I'm a troon lol.

2. I'm not "underage". when I say underage I mean not old enough to be on this site. I am 16 which is old enough to be on most of the boards and post. yes I may look younger then I actually am but some peoples genes are different. for instance my mom is in her 40s and looks like she's in her late 20s or early 30s.

3. you do not have to tell me that I'm an attention whore or stuff like that. I know, I'm a foid so what do you expect? don't waste your time

>ACK

You know what.

Conspiracy Theories Thread
So you basically, post some theories about real life, government, creatures, politics
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vyHA6kthfgE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7mSbz7XN0Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1KZ6_mz92E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CWmSix0EvF4

POST EVERYTHING POKEMON HERE

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