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Hello, /soy/, I am Joshua Goldberg. I was the most prolific troll in internet history until my arrest in 2015. There is a Wikipedia page about me, which is filled with inaccuracies:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joshua_Ryne_Goldberg

Below are the three articles that I published from prison:

https://medium.com/@MoonMetropolis/first-public-statement-from-joshua-goldberg-8bb061aa56a0

https://medium.com/@MoonMetropolis/i-am-michael-slay-the-incredibly-strange-incredibly-true-story-of-how-someone-with-the-last-name-e310d37c47d3

https://medium.com/@MoonMetropolis/how-prison-made-me-hate-the-police-a0ae6f3b957b

Below is my Twitter, to prove that it's me (I just posted about this thread):

https://twitter.com/MoonMetropolis

Obviously, I am out of prison now. Does /soy/ have any questions that they would like to ask me? I was going to do an AMA on Plebbit, but they banned me before I even got a chance to.

There is a website called kidschat.net a pedophile infested hellhole. Its so bad that you get 10 dm's from pedophiles the second you join as a girl
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>What do we do?
catfish pedos by pretending to be a dumb depressed 14 year-old girl its is recomended you make 'cord/snaptchat account as they will try to get you out of kidschat.net
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If this gets 500 1000 replies, root has to pin this thread for three days and perma anyone who posts nas zellig brim in /soy/.

Root Edit: My offer was 1000 replies for Fundamental Paper Education bans. If you post FPE in /soy/ for the next 3 days you will get a surprise ban between 15 minutes and 6 hours, it is like rolling the dice.
Root Edit 2: Jannies have their marching orders. Good luck FPEfags.
Root Edit 3: Due to the day of downtime, FPE ban is extended by 24 more hours.

There is a website called kidschat.net a pedophile infested hellhole. Its so bad that you get 10 dm's from pedophiles the second you join as a girl
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>What do we do?
catfish pedos by pretending to be a dumb depressed 14 year-old girl its is recomended you make 'cord/snaptchat account as they will try to get you out of kidschat.net
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https://kidschat.net/
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You knew it was coming, time for new banner submissions. You can submit as many banners as you'd like. This time there are two genres of banners.

Main Site Banner
- This banner goes at the top of the website. It must say Soyjak.Party somewhere on it.
- 600px long by 200 px tall (3:1 ratio). It can be bigger, AS LONG AS it's the same 3:1 ratio.

Board Promo Banner
- This new banner size promotes one single board. Anyone who browses 4cuck knows these banners. The banner should give a good feeling of what the board experience is like or reference something iconic from it. Hopefully, people will be interested and click the banner to visit the board. PPH diversity or something, yeah.
- 800px long by 100 px tall (8:1 ratio). It will render slightly smaller than that, but I chose rounded numbers to make things easier for you. They can be animated.

I can't promise every single banner submitted will get in, such as margeralds that have nothing to do with the website. I attached a sizing guide and samples of each: main banner size and board banner size (/nate/ banner by Janny, Age Ϫ). So put in your best effort and make some gems!

FINAL DEADLINE: Sunday April 7

Welcome to /craft/, the board for the official Soyjak Party Minecraft server called Soycraft.

More info: https://wiki.soyjak.party/Soycraft
Current feedback thread: >>4623

Address to connect: mc.soyjak.party
Minecraft version: 1.20.1

The new Manager will make xer first appearance in this thread. You can ask questions, soyquote them or just say hi.