>be me >24 years old >5'8" Manlet >130lbs >26 percent bodyfat >hunchback >thin frame >lives of neetbux >hasnt left the house since three weeks >hugless,kissless,handholdless virgin >zero exercise >can bench press only 44lbs >can curl 5lbs
i got an idea for a movie… i'm aunty rhea's driver and i drive her to therapy 3 times a week bro. the dumb bitch pays like 300$ an hour, like thousands go into her "issues" thats like pouring money into iran after america keeps bombing it like yeah..lets just keep spending money on her mind bro!
but she doesnt know im secretly her stalker thats bullying her online, i just get on X "stupid fucking bitch you should get raped! you have watermelon shoulders and a slopped neanderthal forehead and you look like a high elf" like im just cutting promos about putting her in a woodchipper.
But while im driving her im just a nice cuck "how was it miss bennett, do you feel better? you can always talk to me! what did that mean man say online? i think your shoulders are normal sized and your bead bracelets are amazing! youre totally not an NPC whore at all miss bennett"
and its a slow burn thriller..she finally sneaks into my room and finds on my laptop the encrypted folder with the aunty rhea memes and just my account on X posting shit..she flips out screaming calling the FBI. turns out ive been tormenting this poor woman that can barely walk from being bullied because im a sick freak!
WELCOME TO BACHKOVO MONASTERY BAZAAR TRAVELER! MY BOOTH IS THE BEST BOOTH IN THE BAZAAR! WE GOT HAND PAINTED PLATES! I ALSO SELL CANDLES FOR WHEN U ENTER THE MONASTERY! AND OF COURSE NECKLACES…RHEA RIPLEY ORIGINALS! WE ALSO HAVE LOKUM AND CANDIED APPLES! AND ILL MAKE YOUR DICK EXPLODE FOR 20$ YOU CAN ALSO WATCH ME SWALLOW AN ENTIRE BANANA FOR 10$!
but you gotta give me a compliment and say my crafts are very nice and tell me im a very sexy and talented woman… and that you would give me a cum tribute because im a mentally ill BPD BITCH THATS OUT OF HER FUCKING MIND AND IT HAS BEEN 2 DAYS OF BEING INJURED ON VACATIONS AND SHE WOULD LITERALLY SHOW HER ASSHOLE JUST TO GET MEN TO TALK ABOUT HER!!!
rhea ripley just made an easy $2690 selling bead bracelets (putting beads on a string) to her morbidly obese, mentally ill lesbian fan-girls. Of course some of them think they are going to re-sell them like valuable collectibles. she calls them "rhea customs #" - thats her 2 days of being injured/on vacation. she cant even relax without fleecing her fans, acting like she is being "Creative" and "Crafting".
You should have seen my father flipping out "shes putting beads on a string how is that creative!?". We thought she was gonna scam her fans selling them for 50-100$, oh HOW WRONG WE WERE. she didnt scam them for 50-100$. she SCAMMED THEM FOR SELLING EACH ONE FOR 300-400$ do you understand??? 400$ beaded bracelet…because rhea ripley picked 2 different beads to put on a string.
meanwhile I was gonna offer my client to come on the spot and take out both of his tail-lights, clean the connectors, check the wires for 20 euro. thats with me coming, not him having to leave his car, pay for a taxi etc. he didnt pick up on a saturday and he hanged today when i tried calling him. This is a guy that was STOPPED BY THE COPS because his REAR BLINKERS ARE NOT WORKING. Which means he would either get in an accident or get fined 100-200$ by the cops. And he is like too cheap, i have to beg him for 20$ to GO fix his tail lights. When any shop would charge him minimum 60 euro for taking his rear tail lights out to check the connectors.
Meanwhile you have a 9-5 getting overworked and abused by your boss. and rhea ripley just made your monthly salary in 30 minutes of showing her "Crafts" on live stream. And shes already a millionaire before 30. Shes fleecing her fans, cant even enjoy a injury vacation.
Thats a brutal OBSIDIAN BLACKPILL dude.
and BTW @raymond_sycamore at least you are getting some donations on live stream and got a house dude. I dont wanan turn this into bragging about who has it worse but im living around neighbor scum from hell and as a car electrician i have to beg chuds who would rather crash their car than chip me a 20$ for GOING to them doing a professional job.