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The crowd is in a frenzy of cheers as Big Show stands proudly in the ring after his previous victory. Big Show soaks in the crowd for a few minutes before making his way out of the ring. Two men are sitting at the announcer table.

James (Commentator 1): "There you have it ladies and gentleman. After a long and tough battle Big Show was able to overcome John Cena."

Crowd continues cheering as Big Show heads backstage.

James: "Now it's time for our next match of the evening. It's going to be Singles Match between Rikishi & some newcomer known as DreNation."

Steven (Commentator 2): "I feel bad for the newbie. First match here and he's put in the ring against Rikishi. Poor sucker isn't going to have a chance against the big man.

James: "Give the guy a chance you never know what kind of hidden talent these newbies have. Who knows he might be a crowd favorite."

Steven: "Or he'll just be another stinkface victim. Either way it's bound to be a good squash match….I mean debut match."

James rolls his eyes and turns toward the entrance ramp.

Steven: "Ladies and gentlemen it's time for the our next match of the evening. Introducing the first competitor, weighing in at 435 lbs, Rikishi!"

Light's appear on the stanges as Rikishi's Titanton appears across the screen. Rikishi makes his way out to the arena to be greet with cheers from the whole arena. He casually makes his way down to the ring with his usual attire of a giant black thong and black boots. Rikishi slides into the ring slaps his ass a few times and waits for his opponent.

James: "Now it's time to introduce our new member. Standing at Six feet tall and weighing two hundred and tweve pounds. DreNation."

The crowd says quiet as a large man makes his way from the backstage area. A tall african america man stands at the entrance ramp. His attire consists of a pair of yellow trunks which hug his huge ass tightly. A slight gut spills over the front. DreNation also wears a pair of black boots similar to Rikishi. He doesn't hesitate as he makes his way down the ring and slides right in. Drenation walks to the center of the ring and stands face to face with Rikishi.

James: "Seeing these two brutes standing face to face i'm unsure who will come out on top. I'm sure this will be a good match."

The Referee signals for the bell.

Both men lock up with each other testing out which of the two are stronger, to no avail it appears there strength is similar to one another.

Rikishi takes the opportunity to kick DreNation in the gut, causing him to release his grip.

Rikishi begins to continuously punch DreNation's face.

DreNation doesn't appear to even fight back as Rikishi dishes out his blows.

Rikishi steps back for a moment and superkicks DreNation causing him to fall onto the floor.

Rikishi smiles at his momentum.

Rikishi: "Wow you went down much faster than I thought you would. I thought a man of your size would be at least some sort of challenge. But that was just pathetic.”

DreNation shows no emotion as he rises back to his feet unscathed. He stares down Rikishi. Rikishi stares in awe.

DreNation: "It's going to take more than that to take me down tubby."

Rikishi charges at DreNation, turns himself around and slams his ass against DreNation's chest causing him to stumble back a bit.

DreNation: "It's going to take more than that to knock me down."

Rikishi goes for another punch but DreNation dodges the blow.

DreNation grabs onto Rikishi's shoulders and knees Rikishi in his gut. Rikishi bends over from the pain.

DreNation grabs Rikishi by the throat, lifts him into the air and chokeslams him down into the mat. Rikishi winces from the pain.

Using the atvantage DreNation begins to stomp at Rikishi's midsection. DreNation runs against the aapron, rebound back toward Rikishi, jumps into the air.

Rikishi rolls out of the way just in time to avoid the Leg Drop.

Rikishi runs over and kicks DreNation to the ground.

DreNation lays directly on his back facing the ceiling.

Rikishi stands over DreNation and drops his massive ass onto DreNation's chest causing him to gasp for air.

Steven: "He's going for the pin"

The referee begins counting.

….1….

James: "Might be too early for a pin.

DreNation quickly pushes Rikishi off of him.

As DreNation stands back on his feet he is caught off guard as Rikishi delivers a superkick once more. DreNation stumbles back into the corner turnbuckle.

Rikishi smiles at his victim's position. Rikishi slaps his ass a few times before charging at DreNation and slamming it against DreNation's chest. DreNation falls into a sitting position.

Rikishi: "You don't look so tough sitting in the corner now."

Rikishi turns himself around and places his ass a few inches away from DreNation's face.

DreNation isn't completely unconscious and has time to deliver a swift low blow avoiding a stinkface.

Rikishi stumbles foward grabbing hold of hi

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