https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRnxr4XF9yA
III AM A WOMAN OF CONSTANT SOORROWWW
I HAVE A MASSIVE FUTA COCK
IT THROBS AND HURTS
MY HUSBANDS PEENISSS DOES NOT WORK
HIS NAME IS BUDDY MATHEWS AND I REGRET
MARRYING HIM
MY INTERNET STALKER KIRIL BUCKBREAKS ME HEART
MAKES ME CRY IN FETAL POSITIOONN
AND MY BOYCLITT TROOBBSSS
IIII HAVE MANY SHITTY TATTOOEES WHICH I REGREEETTT
AND LOOKS LIKE I WILL DIE WITH MANY REGREEETSSS

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im usually naked in bed when i troll rhea ripley. i like my penis to be able to breathe. I just get in a mood to write about that little whore getting raped, gaped and prolapsed and even her corpse defiled, cremated, turned into candy?

i want her to know… that im laying somewhere across the world..naked in bed..all fat and hairy..and just writing disgusting things that make her UPSET! when i said she would have an unattended funeral, nobody would come and she would die with many regrets, imagine how she was laying in bed crying "b-b-bbuddy he said i would die with m-m-m-mmany regrets!"

you know for a girl that loves the killer clown movie and wants to be killed by clowns..she really acts like a fucking toddler when someone trolls her. you know my wife has trained me to have hands free orgasms..something that poor aunty rhea will never experience. she will never be so happy to have a hands free orgasm. always needs to keep hitting her vagina with a closed fist like an old soviet TV to get it to POP!

i want her to know - its ok if your husband's dick doesnt work. somewhere across the world..KIRIL lays down naked, scratching his penis writing a story about how you gonna get raped by macedonians saying "haha! what a gotten too bitch! she jobs to me every night when i tag her coworkers!"

why the hell is this board only about wrestling why cant we talk about normal sports more

>watching grown men kick a ball around like good goys to detract our selves from revolting like good goys am i right fellas

holy fucking shit, i love these..