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cremating rhea ripley

No.14167 View View Original Report
what would i say if i was a the chief at the crematorium and we gotta cremate rhea ripley?

YEAA WE GONNA PUT THAT BITCH IN THE OVEN FUCK YEAAH
U GONNA GET BAKED YOU FLAT ASSED BITCH
OOHHHH>>FUCK YEAH
WE GONNA PUT YOU IN!!!
YOU GONNA GET BAKED LIKE AN APPLE PIE LITTLE LADY
YOU GONNA FINNA GET APPLE PIED LITTLE LADY!
we really should put a banana in her mouth
make it look like shes sucking a cock while shes getting POWDERED
WE GONNA POWDER YOU LIKE SEA SALT LITTLE LADY!
should we make her hold dildoes?
"ooh im rhea ripley i cant hold all these dildoes, im getting mouth fucked and im being burned YIAAAAAA" dead but somehow creams herself as shes getting baked.
like one of those christian icons that doa miracle and start bleeding. like the painting starts bleeding right?
so shes dead..but she cums one last time and you re like "holy shit shes possessed…she wants to cum so much she dosnt wanna leave her physical body! shes drawn to pleasures of the flesh"
wow…what a fucking whore.

No.14197 View View Original Report
>klay to miami

No.14138 View View Original Report
sports is GAY
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woke up this morning

No.14172 View View Original Report
no box of complimentary mochi ice cream from rhea ripley
i wish i was there to step on your ouchie boo boo leg you dirty fucking whore
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No.13932 View View Original Report
fuck it im going to keep this board alive with marlins posting
>GO FISH
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THINGS I WANT TO SAY TO RHEA RIPLEY

No.14142 View View Original Report
today..i practice zhen - saying things from my heart, being sincere with my self.. so..what do i want to say to you dearest aunty rhea…

i think if i was your neighbor you would probably be a total karen bitch. but i wont act violent and get angry. You would be a bitch to me.. i would act nice and cucked. I would slowly seduce you, offer to help you with gardening, make you a cocktail, invite you for a massage. I would lure you promising I am learning how to heal back muscles. I would offer you a foot massage. You would blush and want it becaue you are a whore..and what whore doesnt want a guy rubbing her feet on his knees.

then i will go like the bad guys from john wick 3…the killers that masquerade as sushi cart boys. And hey..i am actually finaly getting ok at sharpening knives. I got this cheap wetstone from lidl 400/1000 tehehe. it makes the baloons when i submerge it in water! ima use the same kitchen knive i use to cut sushi for my wife…on you. i guess it sounds kinda hot doesnt it?

or maybe i wont dice you…maybe im gonna let my wife rape you. but then…im not gonna make the same mistake as that bulgarian sheepfarmer that threw the chopped up gypsie in bags in a sewage hole next to his house..and then it started to stink and people found the body parts…oh no no no! we're gonna eat you. And the bones im gonna drive to the forest and give them to the wolves to chew on. ohaaaa aunty rhea bones!

i guess that sounds kinda hot doesnt it