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!!Kpx7No9PTE No.3058 View View Original Report
Who would win this supreme battle /tv/?
>Max Energico Pistachio Disguisey
>Pootie Tang with Peak Belt and Wealth
>Bighead! Masked Tim Avery with Mastered Boogieforce
Or
>Prime Pestario Vargas on Ultimate Pest Mode?
Full prep time,no outside help
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No.2620 View View Original Report
I just discovered that the cobsonjak comes from a 90s movie named "The Lawnmower Man"
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No.3936 View View Original Report
>conquers 4cuck /tv/ without any problems
But will she do the same for the 'arty?
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No.3927 View View Original Report
Everybody I like you to meet my first born son "Alvey Avery Anton Handesbukia" I'm so proud.
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No.2183 View View Original Report
>THREE TICKETS FOR ME, MY WIFE AND MY WIFE’S SON FOR THE NEWEST A24-PRODUCED, GENRE-REDEFINING, TROPE-SUBVERTING, ATMOSPHERIC, DARK AND EERIE, EMOTIONALLY DRAINING, GUT WRENCHING, AESTHETICALLY HEAVY CRAFT BY POST-HORROR AUTEUR WITH AN ARTHOUSE EDGE, DREAD-INDUCING, SUSPENSEFUL BUILD UP WITH STRONG CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT AND GRADUAL FEELING OF ESCALATION, BONE-CHILLING SLOW BURN WITH “SAY MORE WITH LESS” APPROACH AND SOUL-SHAKING, BLOOD-CURDLING, SKIN-CRAWLING AND NERVE-WRACKING EXERCISE IN PERSISTENTLY LOOMING DREAD WHERE TENSION AND ANXIETY PERMEATES EVERY FRAME AS MOVIE REACHES ITS NAIL-BITING, JAW-CLENCHING AND PARANOIA-INDUCING FINAL CLIMAX, FREE OF ANY CHEAP GORE, CARTOONISH CGI OR INFANTILE JUMPSCARES HORROR FILM, PLEASE. I'LL HAVE AN EXTRA LARGE SOY LATTE TO GO WITH THAT, TOPPED WITH WHIPPED COCKROACH CREAM AND MEALWORM SHAVINGS PLEASERINO!
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No.3923 View View Original Report
I believe horror films depicting lengthy gore scenes aren't psychologically healthy and induce subliminal demoralization amongst the masses therefore should be banned