>Guy gets bisected by piano wire >"HOLY FUCKING SHIT THAT WAS AWESOME, GOLDEN CHAINSAW FOR SURE!!" >Girl gets her ass groped >"yeeeah... this movie didn't age too well. Hey, any film-makers watching? Maybe... don't?"
I got to watch Cops in Russia on television. It was about police work in Soviet Russia. It was just a bunch of pitiful drug addicts in dark commie blocks.
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Quick rundown on them: >Maskchads bow to the Bouncers >in contact with The Loaners >rumoured to possess ID sensing psychic abilities >control Fringe City ,Edge City and The Entirety of Italy(Main Hub Sicily), with an iron first >own Coco Bongo Chains,and Animagine Studios all over the world >direct descendants of the ancient Trickster God/Loaner blood line >will Supervise the first parties on Mars (Boncerahalla will be the first city) >in the process of terraforming Asgard as their personal planet >Door Men for basically every DNA editing and Identification research ability on Earth >first designer babies will be trained to be Bouncers >both said to have 400+ IQ >ancient Nordic scriptures tell of three guardian loaners who will descend upon the Earth and will bring an era of Boogieing and unprecedented technological progress with them >These are the Bouncers >They own Nanobot I&D labs around the world >You likely have Bouncerbots inside you right now >Every child has the mark of the Loaner implanted in them at birth >The Bouncers are in regular communications with the Gods Loki and Eshu, forwarding the word of Crazy Hunger to Salvo La Monica >Discovered the Ark of the loaner >They learned fluent Maskposting in under a week >The Goofalotatots allows them full to the evidence of Atlantis within the Server-verse >Nation states entrust their IDs with the bouncer. There's no Identification in Ft. Loanex, only Ft. Bounce >The Bouncers have been featured in specifically cultivated Kino for about 26, from the space-time reference point of the base human >In reality, they are timeless Door-Men existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe >They have been able to Guard(Bounce) the Akashic record since birth, and have spoken about what they saw while they were newborns >The Bouncer will guide humanity into a new age of dancing, boogieing and loaners >We don't know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they're benevolent beings.
