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The Huwite nuclear attack occurs on the planet Huw, on which super intelligent Huwites have raised billions of tortured humans in meat factories for their delicious brains. Humans live a hellish life on Huw as food commodities and slaves.
The Huwites are in complete control. As they say on Huw, 'There is no match for having more brain!' Or are they? For one thing, they cannot control the Huwite terrorists that are struggling against human torture and injustice.
It's a thrilling story about super intelligent life on distant galaxies, reincarnation, transfer of life from one to many and justice. Each chapter leaves the reader in suspense and ready for the next. It's a rich and satisfying story, though not for the squeamish. I highly recommend it. It's a delicious read. Angela Bellacosa
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