>haven't you heard? >salt is gonna increase our pay <because we keep doing a good job? >yeah probably something like that <by how much >2 <he is doubling our pay or something? >yeah something along those lines
Since the start of the quote era, the sharty is being subverted by rogue agents who have embedded themselves into the administration team. They control botnets powered by Large Language Models to artificially boost pph and slowly manipulate and shape soycultute. By posting nonsense in the catalog, this can be done imperceptibly over time. Jannies who are against this have installed the nuswamachinery wordfilter to warn us of this. EVERY SALT ERA MEME IS FAKE Headphoneposting and painjeet were artificially boosted by nuswamachinery. HOW TO IDENTIFY NUSWAMACHINERY nuswamachinery will engage with irrelevant topics unrelated to the main post, flooding reppies with nonsense that although sounds believable, is merely trained data to make it sound like a real nuswa invested in SNCA. nuswamachinery typically type in perfect english, they occasionally use sharty slang, but their posts are generally not possible to differentiate from reddit. they constantly use reddit spaces and type in paragraphs, avoiding run on sentences.
>Ron DeSantis just made a speech that trans obsession is why republicans lost. It's over for obsessed faggots, trans forever and I WILL give your kid estrogen if they ask for it
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