please add opus mustard

>you can gigaquote pedophiles but you'll get banned for posting a naked woman
Genuinely kys salt

How i would fix the sharty.
there would be only a few boards.

/party/ (mainboard and shitposting)
all Nsfw allowed but filtered in settings by default, so youd have to turn it off to see it, and you'd have to properly check mark all nsfw posts. (ban if dont)
ias encouraged but not required.
You can enable a flag option and namefagging when creating a thread.
low effort shitposts allowed.
excessive spam, flooding threads not alllowed, bring back namerolls.

Merge pol, int, and x into one board /polintx/
Posts must be about real world events or discussions. spam, time wasting non political posts will be moved to /party/
flags and names enabled by default but you can turn off namefagging when creating a post.
nsfw allowed if relevant to the subject matter.
and you can make your thread SFW only. posting nsfw in sfw thread =ban

Merge /a/,/mtv/, /v/ and /asp/ name it /media/
Posts must be about media, spam and low effort posts will be moved to /party/
Nsfw posts may be allowed if relevant to the subject matter, must be properly spoilered.
sfw thread option here too.

create a sfw oldfag board like /sude/ or /r9k/ where IAS is encouraged and nsfw isnt allowed for blogposting, seriousposting, classic soyquotes, shower thoughts and things like that, flags, IDs, namefagging option when creating posts. Low effort time wasting baitposts will be moved to /party/

keep /raid/ the same.

create a board for tech, biz, and fitness and health, irl posting etc..
no spam, bait, or low effort posts here.
flags enabled by default, serious posting only, namefagging etc.

merge /q/ and news into one board but lock it, so that jannies and admin posts here only. announcements and site update, events will be posted here, there will be one metawhining thread people can post to complain in.

Delete/lock and remove from topbar every other irrelevant board like /qa/. lock /jak/, /giga5/ etc. …

Basically the 5 board plan but with 7, all of them are super serious except for the mainboard.
What are your thoughts? would this save the sharty

Bring back page 40. Reducing boards to 20 pages was done in the Quote era, which was so DNB that even with 20 pages it took 12 hours for threads to slide on a good day. Now that's 2-6 hours, sometimes less than an hour if there's a cattywipe. I go to sleep and all of the threads I cared fan about are gone

Salt plis giv me dildo

>apparently questionable posts can now be viewed by anonymous booru accounts
salt my nigga what the fuck are you doing

dead nigger board

>You will not upload pornographic content.
>Pedophilia, zoophilia, and entomophilia are not permitted.

diapers are KHQSSHER.

>fires most quote jannies
>hires new ones
>half of those turn out to be corders or trannies
>mpa niggerhell (5+ minutes)
SALT EXCELLENCE

Dear Saltavius Adminicus VI, i want to make a polite request for thy majesty, to extirpate or banish the exchange of homosexual imagery of swarthy-like melanated jungle critters on the homesoil of /soy/. 'tis very disquieted and obscene, and i hope my request conveys you to decline the horrid Illustrations of naked man exchanging members
Please accept my deepest gratitude mr saltavius
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no Flechette owing to the fact that I bear a resemblance to The present and express the aforementioned