if i get drunk enough you guys might be able to convince to reveal my face for more attention heh

(The story begins)
>Hey F-8, I'm currently flying isn't that cool?
<…
>F-8..?
<You disgust me.
>Why? Why are you like this?
<BECAUSE
>Wai-
<YOU MAKE YUMI, THE FOID FURRY DAT SOME SHITTYCUCKS CARE ABOUT
>Okay-okay! You got me, yes I did make her, and yes I made it because I needed waifu material okay! She's a baggot I made for fun please don't!
<I'LL SCRAP YOU INTO PIECES
>NONONONO

(A day later)

<Piece of shitty scrap, now I'll leave you here
>WHY DID YOU TAKE MY LANDING GEAR AND MI ENGINE DONT LEAVE ME HERE
<Sorry but you are a faggot
>But I-
(The door closes)
(The end, Part II is coming soon)

UMTesla Roadster vs. INPushpak Viman: Top features comparisons-

*Launced 2026 * 9000 Yr ago
*Electric supercar *Divine vehicle.
*300km/hr *299,792km/hr
*Modern vehicle *control by the
controls will of owner.
*Two seats *infinite seat
*Election powers *no fuel
*rocket thrusters *divine thruster
*brief aerial *can fly through
manoeuvres galaxy

you know what? maybe this india thing sounds pretty good. maybe i should go visit that place soon (eve&oe i don't know jackshit about hindu)

OMG I JUST SPILLED BEER ALL OVER MY DESK FUCK EVEN MY LAPTOP

fuck it im drinking beer and listening to russian music for the rest of the day

Tetoposter is making me have increasingly unironic homosexual thoughts how do I make it stop?

i have one bag of shrooms left