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F-8 Chronicles Part I: Machtrainers Blame

ID:dLtpxe8I No.4221870 Philippines View View Original Report
(The story begins)
>Hey F-8, I'm currently flying isn't that cool?
<…
>F-8..?
<You disgust me.
>Why? Why are you like this?
<BECAUSE
>Wai-
<YOU MAKE YUMI, THE FOID FURRY DAT SOME SHITTYCUCKS CARE ABOUT
>Okay-okay! You got me, yes I did make her, and yes I made it because I needed waifu material okay! She's a baggot I made for fun please don't!
<I'LL SCRAP YOU INTO PIECES
>NONONONO

(A day later)

<Piece of shitty scrap, now I'll leave you here

>WHY DID YOU TAKE MY LANDING GEAR AND MI ENGINE DONT LEAVE ME HERE
<Sorry but you are a faggot
>But I-
(The door closes)
(The end, Part II is coming soon)