Would you suck a log of shit out of Andy Sixx's asshole?

What does this Dutch man say?

What if ANB's who survived being acked by machetes saved and brought peace to the DRC and greater africa by killing slfs, evil niggers and crackers?

Христос Воскресе

I used to be that guy. No job, no clue, just stuck doomscrolling and wondering why nothing was working out. Life felt like a co-op game where I forgot to pick up a second controller. Then I tripped over something kind of wild the army's got this #QuickShip thing where you can pull in $40k just for signing and showing up. Not even joking.


I'm not trying to LARP as a drill sergeant or something. I'm just saying: if you're sitting around wondering how the hell to get ahead, this is one of those options that somehow exists but no one talks about unless your uncle brings it up at Thanksgiving. Except now they're throwing real money at people who are willing to step up.


I know what you're probably thinking. Military=war, scary stuff, not for me. I thought the same. Full-blown tech nerd over here, never touched a weight, social skills at 15%, maxed out in sarcasm and caffeine dependency. But the truth? Most recruits never see combat. You're more likely to end up learning stuff, getting in shape, and figuring your life out than you are running into anything risky.

It's more "life reboot" than battlefield. You build structure, get confidence, and yeah people actually treat you with more respect. You stop feeling like a background NPC energy and start showing up like a main character.


And the kicker? After your time's up, you've got $40k+, free education, benefits, the works. Start a business, buy a house, whatever. It's like real-life NG+ with unlockable perks that don't expire.


Not saying it's for everyone, but if you're even a little tired of sitting on the bench while life keeps loading might be worth looking at. No hype, no pressure, just putting it out there like someone should've done for me.

If you're curious, there's a site I found that breaks down how #QuickShip and bonuses work. Look it up, do your own digging. Just maybe don't dismiss it like I almost did.

everybaldi knows soyboy media such as capeshit, pseudo-science or 'tendo games… what is the soyboy media of your country? (picrel related, every numale loves that shit here)

>che esos usuarios del sharty son fracasados che son moralistas piolados antis no le saben al goze jiji
<Cierto wey, esos shartycagadas son pinches fracasados wey son transfobicos alv no saben que las troons son clave

It probably wouldn't be a bad time to raid, there's obvious rule breaking posts up rn anyway