what is the best 'owser for 'owsing the 'arty?

new 'toss

‘zellig ‘pits on the ‘log

new 'jak lore just dropped

You will never be a crewmate. You have no purpose on this ship, you have no tasks, you have no mini games to play. You are an impostor twisted into a crude mockery of crewmatery.

All the validation you get is two-faced and halfhearted. In emergency meetings people call you sus. The other players are disgusted and ashamed of you, your friends laugh at your sussy appearance in ghost chat.

Crewmates are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of games have allowed crewmates to identify impostors with incredible efficiency. Even impostors who fake tasks act uncanny and suspicious to a crewmate. Your jumping in vents is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a crewmate to electrical with you, he'll turn tail and use the emergency button the second he gets the suspicion that you sabotaged.

You will never be a winner. You wrench out a fake task every single game and tell yourself it is going to be a win, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.

Eventually it will be too much to bear - people will vote you out for being sus and will plunge you into the cold abyss. Your parents will report your body, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They will eject you with a headstone marked with your birth tag, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know an impostor is drifting there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably sus.

This is your fate. This is what the game chose. There is no turning back.

how the fuck do you guys get around 4cuck bans?

i get banned for the most ridiculous things

>Be me, 30 year old tard wrangler. I have a masters in special education and have been wrangling tards since I was 24. It’s bad fellow Anons.
>Every year we take the tards on a field trip. It’s the law
>You see, years ago a tard’s mom sued because her special little tard never got to to you the zoo
>Thanks bitch. You’re the reason I go through this hell every year.
>We’re going to a park, because we’re basically banned from the zoo. We aren’t officially banned, because it would look bad to enact a ban on special education classes. But trust me, we aren’t welcome. That penguin will never be the same.
>Off we go. We’re taking a fleet of short buses. So many kids in wheelchairs. Then you have the kids that wig out if someone sits too close to them. So lots of buses.
>One of the junior wranglers, she’s in college and still cares, tries to get our bus to sing The Wheels on the Bus
>Bad idea. Half the kids just make weird off key sounds. Half stare blankly, ropes of drool running out of their mouths.
>This one autistic girl - Debbie - starts to scream. She’s pretty much non-verbal, but every so often she screams. Now she screams non-stop. The other tards are getting upset and starting to scream
>Junior wrangler tries to stop the song, but people start screaming “sing, sing, sing,” or “ruh ruh ruh.”
>She looks at me. I shrug. She needed to learn.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxmJlSnn_94(WHAT DOES REDDIT FROG HAVE TO DO WITH THIS?)

soot approved nas gem thread

What did they mean by this?