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>Be me, 30 year old tard wrangler. I have a masters in special education and have been wrangling tards since I was 24. It’s bad fellow Anons.
>Every year we take the tards on a field trip. It’s the law
>You see, years ago a tard’s mom sued because her special little tard never got to to you the zoo
>Thanks bitch. You’re the reason I go through this hell every year.
>We’re going to a park, because we’re basically banned from the zoo. We aren’t officially banned, because it would look bad to enact a ban on special education classes. But trust me, we aren’t welcome. That penguin will never be the same.
>Off we go. We’re taking a fleet of short buses. So many kids in wheelchairs. Then you have the kids that wig out if someone sits too close to them. So lots of buses.
>One of the junior wranglers, she’s in college and still cares, tries to get our bus to sing The Wheels on the Bus
>Bad idea. Half the kids just make weird off key sounds. Half stare blankly, ropes of drool running out of their mouths.
>This one autistic girl - Debbie - starts to scream. She’s pretty much non-verbal, but every so often she screams. Now she screams non-stop. The other tards are getting upset and starting to scream
>Junior wrangler tries to stop the song, but people start screaming “sing, sing, sing,” or “ruh ruh ruh.”
>She looks at me. I shrug. She needed to learn.
>Every year we take the tards on a field trip. It’s the law
>You see, years ago a tard’s mom sued because her special little tard never got to to you the zoo
>Thanks bitch. You’re the reason I go through this hell every year.
>We’re going to a park, because we’re basically banned from the zoo. We aren’t officially banned, because it would look bad to enact a ban on special education classes. But trust me, we aren’t welcome. That penguin will never be the same.
>Off we go. We’re taking a fleet of short buses. So many kids in wheelchairs. Then you have the kids that wig out if someone sits too close to them. So lots of buses.
>One of the junior wranglers, she’s in college and still cares, tries to get our bus to sing The Wheels on the Bus
>Bad idea. Half the kids just make weird off key sounds. Half stare blankly, ropes of drool running out of their mouths.
>This one autistic girl - Debbie - starts to scream. She’s pretty much non-verbal, but every so often she screams. Now she screams non-stop. The other tards are getting upset and starting to scream
>Junior wrangler tries to stop the song, but people start screaming “sing, sing, sing,” or “ruh ruh ruh.”
>She looks at me. I shrug. She needed to learn.
