Basically I met these creatures i call ropeys and he offered me junk to ramble on 4chan about them a bit but some faggot banned me so ill post them here too in hopes you guys can make better use of it
>be me
>homeless
>don't couch serf because socially awkward and hate people
>always prefer camping out in the woods for the same reason
>around 10 other homeless people live out there
>don't talk to eachother because we all go by the same fuck off principle but we all check that we're still there everyday
>homeless guy everyone calls bear goes missing
>check in with the other 9 to try find out what happened
>schizo called bill said that he was chased by this weird tree mutant
>says that's probably what happened to bear
>call him a spastic but volunteer to check it out with him anyway
>go to abandoned hospital in the woods bill lives in
>after I see the creepy drawings on the wall realise why the stupid fuck went schizo
>all of them have drawings of living ropes that look like people trying to merge with other people
>Googled the name on a library computer back when I was sober enough to not look suspicious and found out it's some group home for schizos that was closed ages ago
>I'm still a teen at this point but bill easily trippled my age
>ask if he went there
>says that it was a secret government front trying to make people into rope so he jumped out of a window and escaped
>silence beats having to explore generic scary asylum with whatever ideas nuttercunt was saying so tell bill to shut the fuck up
>the crazy bastard does not shut the fuck up and decides instead to let me know the rope people are still hunting people and they took bear
>coming down from a k-hole and already super paranoid so start choking him and telling him to stop fucking with me
>hear footsteps behind us
>think it's the police so start bolting
>bill says it's the rope people trying to get him
>laugh at him but still leg it because if it was another homeless guy or the rozzers I'd have an unfun time