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The Quirkchungusification of TF2

No.76279 View View Original Report
AKA How Chad Fortress was turned into Troon Furtress:

Original TF2 (the trailers, the promo materials, meet the team videos)
>The Scout
An arrogant, cocky, troubled kid from a poor family who has a chip on his shoulder and will stop at nothing in his quest to become rich and respected.
>The Soldier
A deranged mass murderer who experiences a reality completely different to ours.
>The Pyro
An even more deranged and mentally ill mass murderer than the Soldier. Also very likely a cross-dressing serial killer.
>The Demoman
A very proud and arrogant maniac who enjoys blowing people up. Also suffers from severe alcoholism that negatively impacts his life.
>The Heavy Weapons Guy
A smart, calm and collected man, and a cold-blooded murderer who loves literature and guns. Is also obscenely rich (as shown by the fact that "it costs $400,000 to fire this weapon… for twelve seconds).
>The Engineer
A psychopathic genius who is obsessed with mechanisms and weapons, and has zero regard for human life.
>The Medic
A deranged, sadistic psychopath who enjoys torturing people in his crazy experiments.
>The Sniper
Just a simple textbook psychopath who kills people for money.
>The Spy
A sociopath who masterfully manipulates people (especially women).

Troon Fortress (the 2013-2024 comics)
<The Scout
A silly little guy who has a heckin learning disability and who is hopelessly in love with Miss Pauling.
<The Soldier
Dumb Homer Simpson comic relief character who says and does absurdly funny things every time he appears.
<The Pyro
An epic bacon chungus they/them that frickin epicly burns the bad guys with their flamethrower!
<The Demoman
A funny drunkard who is also cursed by an ancient wizard (LOLZ SO RANDOM XD)
<The Heavy Weapons Guy
Funny Russian guy whose family lives in Taiga and eats bears LOOOOL
<The Engineer
The smart man who makes mechanisms epic reddit atheism style.
<The Medic
Funny doctor man who does craaaazyyyyy lolxd random experiments on people (babboon embryos looooooool so random :D) and he also managed to fool satan LOLLLLL he's so epic!
<The Sniper
A frickin misunderstood man who was abandoned by his parents and now he's sad :(
<The Spy
A caring father who always regretted that he couldn't be there for his son :((((((((