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ID:qqUZ5U1L No.55084 View View Original Report
The Italian Government handed over €650,000+ in taxpayer money (tax credits + grants from the Ministry of Culture) to Sedleo so they could make their ultra-woke medieval lesbian knight simulator.

You play as Aeta, a brave female knight on a holy quest to rescue her beloved girlfriend Bianca from the Black Death chaos.

Plot twist: Bianca turns out to be the big bad villain the whole time, betraying everything for some edgelord "new world order" schizo plan.

The game climaxes with the two lesbians having a brutal sword fight to the death — ending in straight-up domestic violence where Aeta has to kill her own waifu.

Ironically, the game is statistically consistent with real-life lesbian DV rates. The devs tried to push representation… and accidentally made the most based ending possible.