>>545>Present the masked patron with the bug IPA, and out my own mask own to save others and the environment(You) nervously walk through the dark, dark room, turn on the light switch and unlock the door, Social Distance Zapper in hand. Whatever patron lied behind this door, was brimming with chudness, you could smell the COVID from behind the door! With meek hands you estrogenly openized the door.
"WHERE IS YOUR MASK!Oh... it was your boss.
Your boss' name is unknown to you. In fact you barely ever see him. He mostly stays behind his tiny desk in his private office, all the way in the back of the bar. It's a mystery what happens back there, one who trusts science is almost obliged not to question it, after all, bosses are almost SAINTS OF the script of Science, giving orders to the lower organisms (yourself). Despite the title of the establishment, his names not really Jacob. In fact Jacob isn't a person, much less a concept. It's a mystery that has eluded Shartytopia for the decade Jacob's has existed. You decide to keep the IPA in your pocket. He won't notice you stole a drink, he never checks inventory anyway. Strange man, you've never even seen him managing the place. In fact he doesn't even speak English.
>U-uhm... boss... shouldn't you be wearing a mask...His cold, Swedish eyes pierced your skull.
>Sigh...The large, masculine Swede takes his seat. It appears due to a difference in language there is no real way to attend to his needs. He speaks in a cruel Swedish accent in an indecipherable tongue, leaving you mad. He could be insulting you this very instant. You grudgingly clean the table while he stars at you with his stoic eyes, not an emotion radiating from him.
The décor is on par today for Jacob's. Science posters rule the walls, posters handpicked by yourself in fact. All under five dollars from Shartytopia's largest store "One Good Boy Point or Less!". Everything in the store only costs a single Good Boy Point, the currency of which rules Shartytopia. The posters were perfect for you, almost as if they were sent by Science. They featured important reminders that are sure to filter Chuds from your store! After all, anybody who has never screamed "BLM!" at the top of their lungs is hardly deserving of a cold one. Near these posters lies a gaming cabinet, featuring the classic "Swede Quest", published by KolymaSoft in 2023 as their debut release. It's nearly the perfect video game, featuring a whopping one thousand atmospheric, cutscene-filled levels, over a million collectables to find scattered across levels, seven different endings and accessible controls to boot. The game has been a craze on release, its staying power increased the moment the famous "Swede vs. Nord: Battle Royale" multiplayer update had been added, featuring Biblically Accurate maps and a grand total of five weapons to choose for your soldier. The game may seem worrying at this point, but luckily KolymaSoft developers have announced that they don't support war, and the gamemode is only a hypothetical situation. Thank Science!
Boss looks thirsty. You put the IPA on the table for him. Full bottle. He gives you a condescending look, and walks back into his office.
The world is your oyster.
What do you do?
