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A quick rundown of the bouncers

!!Yt9bpGaLNw No.2720 View View Original Report
Quick rundown on them:
>Maskchads bow to the Bouncers
>in contact with The Loaners
>rumoured to possess ID sensing psychic abilities
>control Fringe City ,Edge City and The Entirety of Italy(Main Hub Sicily), with an iron first
>own Coco Bongo Chains,and Animagine Studios all over the world
>direct descendants of the ancient Trickster God/Loaner blood line
>will Supervise the first parties on Mars (Boncerahalla will be the first city)
>in the process of terraforming Asgard as their personal planet
>Door Men for basically every DNA editing and Identification research ability on Earth
>first designer babies will be trained to be Bouncers
>both said to have 400+ IQ
>ancient Nordic scriptures tell of three guardian loaners who will descend upon the Earth and will bring an era of Boogieing and unprecedented technological progress with them
>These are the Bouncers
>They own Nanobot I&D labs around the world
>You likely have Bouncerbots inside you right now
>Every child has the mark of the Loaner implanted in them at birth
>The Bouncers are in regular communications with the Gods Loki and Eshu, forwarding the word of Crazy Hunger to Salvo La Monica
>Discovered the Ark of the loaner
>They learned fluent Maskposting in under a week
>The Goofalotatots allows them full to the evidence of Atlantis within the Server-verse
>Nation states entrust their IDs with the bouncer. There's no Identification in Ft. Loanex, only Ft. Bounce
>The Bouncers have been featured in specifically cultivated Kino for about 26, from the space-time reference point of the base human
>In reality, they are timeless Door-Men existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe
>They have been able to Guard(Bounce) the Akashic record since birth, and have spoken about what they saw while they were newborns
>The Bouncer will guide humanity into a new age of dancing, boogieing and loaners
>We don't know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they're benevolent beings.