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Chud Fri 09 Oct 2026 14:49:09 No.41566 View View Original Report

>take off the head from the aging body
>slap it on top of a brand-new organ system, maybe inside of a robot body
90% of health issues, including like 95% cancers, solved. You can await full technological liberation without some bullshit taking you out. People are just too pussy about the quality of life issues to entertain the idea.

Chud Fri 09 Oct 2026 15:32:22 No.41570 Report

Quoted By: >>41622

>tfw elon musk didn't weave synthetic nerves inside your robo-dick so you are forced to tilt your RAM cards to edge and goon

Chud Fri 09 Oct 2026 21:18:53 No.41622 Report

>>41570
gotta tough it out. You don't see those Futurama headjars complaining.

Chud Sat 10 Oct 2026 01:47:08 No.41634 Report

Quoted By: >>41699

Eventually that will be the end goal. The brain and spinal cord are pretty good in the long term, as long as you dont get fucked by Alzheimer's. If they could find a way to regulate hormones so that you could have the ability to learn as easily as kids do, that would be good. But i guess the troons want all the hormone research for themselves.

Hearts and lungs are pretty well researched and would probably be possible to get fully artificial ones in a short time frame. The main difficulty would he be finding a way to actually connect your nervous system to new organs and change over without you dying. Eyes would probably be difficult, imagine being stuck with the wrong FOV or with a video delay for the rest of your life.

I think its worth it for soyentists to research. For the first test subjects, use terminally ill patients and for the really risky parts, theres plenty of pedos in prison

Chud Sat 10 Oct 2026 14:34:22 No.41699 Report

>>41634
Jeffery Codestein

Chud Sat 10 Oct 2026 15:04:37 No.41707 Report

Quoted By: >>41708

With current medical tech we can connect severed limbs together so long as it hasn't been too long since the nerves were cut. When nerves are severed, they stay alive for a few hours before dying so if you just sew the major nerves (i.e. medial ulnar and radial nerves if it's an arm) together, they will eventually heal and repair any other damaged nerves. An interesting case happened at my med school, where a guy accidentally snipped off a baby's finger. The doctos managed to sew the metacarpal part back together fast enough that a full recovery was made. The guy got expelled by the way, obviously. I imagine if we can coerce nervous cells to form connections at arbitrary chemical pointers we can primitive cybernetics by 2035.

Chud Sat 10 Oct 2026 15:05:26 No.41708 Report

>>41707
The doctos and student aren't the same person by the way. I didn't proof read this.

Chud Sat 10 Oct 2026 16:00:01 No.41720 Report

And the destination point? Grow yourself a gigabody, in grayscale.

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