I would fuck the shit out of this laptop not even gonna lie, I'd have every port of this bitch dripping.

why the fuck did faggots who want thin disc driveless computers have to take over the industry? can we rape them to death for making us not have a modern one of these? like really nigga? why does every laptop now gotta fit in some fucking stacy's purse next to her little yappy ass teacup pomeranian