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soyish programming language

Chud Thu 12 Mar 2026 16:14:09 No.28501 View View Original Report

Quoted By: >>28523

what if we made a programming language that only used soyish terms

idk what this would be used for but it would be fun

Chud Fri 13 Mar 2026 00:03:23 No.28522 Report

classes -> variant
ADT -> nophono
destructor -> acker
parameters -> coinslots

Chud Fri 13 Mar 2026 01:00:16 No.28523 Report

>>28501
that would be gemmy but we have never written a line of code in our lives

Chud Fri 13 Mar 2026 01:59:39 No.28526 Report

>>>28501 (OP)
>that would be gemmy but we have never written a line of code in our lives

unironically vibe-codeable nowadays, not because of AI but because making simple languages today is very easy with libraries which is why every other pedotroon has made one.

Chud Fri 13 Mar 2026 05:16:20 No.28528 Report

We could just reskin an existing language

Chud Tue 17 Mar 2026 00:20:13 No.28685 Report

for loop -> meds
instantiate a class using "nusoi (…)"
redefine variable using "transition (var) = …"

Chud Wed 18 Mar 2026 17:01:13 No.28743 Report

If you want you can just define a bunch of stupid C preprocessor macros over the C/C++ language

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