Hello. I'm a dead site anon with a good bit of money who really likes soyjak.party (I have also been hosting imageboards for about 2 years, so I am experienced). I want to purchase it. My initial offer is for $0 USD which will be payable in either:

1) heckin imaginary tokens
2) email wholesome heartjaks
3) poop 2

This purchase if agreed to will include soyjak.party, the entire Coalymanet network, and all of soyjak.party's poop storage facilities. I will host the site on my epic gaming pc my mom got me since it will no longer be hosted on Kolymanet (even though I own it). If you wish to lease me the server space / use of your network, I will use it to to DoS you and get your IPs blacklisted.

As an agreement of this purchase, I will modify all the current rules of soyjak.party (except for 9) until I kill the sharty, and the site will remain online and moderated when I feel like it. There will be significant changes to the website, especially a change of the software itself to be a colorjak coalpiss farm image generator + comment section.

I do wish to replace the moderators of the website, since I know that all moderators are from Kolymanet. I will need about 30 seconds to find and hire the worst soyteens on the site as moderators to replace the current ones, as a part of this purchase agreement.

For those wondering, I am Kentuckian. The transfer of money must be conducted by me to ensure that you are scammed.